The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E001 - Rally for Rayford

06 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Iran, police chases, gentrification, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E000 - Out With The Old/In With The New

06 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they reflect on 2019 and look to 2020 and beyond!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E227 - The Von Haessler Doctrine Presents: The Greg Who Stole Christmas

20 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, the Doctrinaires, and special guests as they celebrate the 2019 Christmas season!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E226 - Impeachment Lite

19 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest D.C. follies, YouTube influence, Baby Yoda, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E225 - Merry Impeachmas

18 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Star Wars disappointment, political theater, the airport smoking gun, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E224 - Flyin' Drawers

17 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Freedom of Speech, Beethoven's 10th, weaponized soda, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E223 - Ominous Parallels

16 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the assault by Christmas tree, Bernie and the kids, porch pirates, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E222 - Microdose

13 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Chris Camp, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Articles of Impeachment, Brexit, Taylor Swift, and much more! ***This episode is de...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E221 - Small Paul

12 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about English politics, lazy reporters, tropes, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E220 - Popup Factory

11 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Hershey chocolate, Richard Jewell, Time's Person of the Year, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E219 - Soup Season

10 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Articles of Impeachment, the IG Report, Richard Jewell, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E218 - This Week in Patriarchy

09 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about cocaine Santa, Billie Eilish, scorpions on a plane, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E217 - Swamp Lily

06 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's bronchitis, Biden's outburst, glitter poop, and much more! ***Be sure to check out the Doctri...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E216 - Know Your Listeners

05 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Pelosi's announcement, Santa triggers, cold noses, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E215 - Hummer

04 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Kemp's pick, Nadler's experts, Coach O, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E214 - Paper Straws for Soup

03 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about political name-calling, internet cats, huffing gas, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E213 - Vacuous

02 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Cyber Monday, soap that doesn't lather, the Kid Rock rant, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E212 - Super Smeller

21 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest Dem debate, Sondland's quid pro quo, Frozen 2, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E211 - Florida Man

20 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Wolves vs. Bears, Georgia Dome memories, Friendsgiving, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E210 - The Fart of War

19 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about International Men's Day, deconstruction, Starbucks bathrooms, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E209 - Sugar Dad Jokes

18 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Dreamhacks, Kaepernick's faux practice, wedding D.J.'s, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E208 - Defying Gravity

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the death penalty, country misogyny, lip shaming, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E207 - The 'H' Word

13 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about kindness, the impeachment circus, bow tie d-bags, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E206 - Patriarchal Poker

12 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the impeachment show, Rudy's podcast, Disney+, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E205 - Cocaine Seniors

11 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the coming Arctic blast, woke movies, Napoleon's latest victim, and much more!

TVHD S6/E204 - OK Boomer

08 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bloomberg's potential entry, Don Jr. on The View, the loss of virginity, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E203 - Weed Babies

07 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about personality politics, men making dinner, monetizing Autumn, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E202 - The Trump Drop

06 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about unlistenable radio, suitcase pimps, Trae Young, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E201 - Awkward Hellos

05 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Mayor Pete and South Carolina, Trump's latest rally, the 5th of November, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E200 - Whistle Knower

04 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about standing in line for a sandwich, that 50 trillion dollar health plan, plastic surgery, and much more...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E199 - Fireside Chat

01 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Topics: Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about formal impeachment, editing memories, foie gras, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E198 - Faceback

29 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about voter purging, eye strokes, poo-llution, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E197 - Halloween Slump

28 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Joins Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the death of Baghdadi, python hunters, live-streaming toilets, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E196 - Nose Laughing

25 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about legalized gambling, the bacon surplus, Mayor Pot, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E195 - Ghost Lips

24 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Sabrina Cupit, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the impeachment stunt, speed traps, fur babies, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E194 - Audible Gasp

23 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the 'L' word, logic, lazy listeners, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E193 - Straight Walkers

22 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Russian assets, the new Star Wars trailer, Albany, GA, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E192 - Throuple

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the official drought, the latest transportation boondoggle, the Blob with 720 sexes, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E191 - JOMO

18 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Mulvaney's mistake, the latest rally, cake-shaming, and much more! ***Be sure to check out our sist...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E190 - Sugar Dating

17 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the new masculinity, news aggregation, Hustler rejects, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E189 - Satellite Babies

16 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest debate, virgin violence, the Tennessee tailor, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E188- Naughty Horse

15 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about endless culture wars, nose drinking, Lebron's dodgeball, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E187 - Columbus Day?

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the worst week in ATL sports history, Debt-trap diplomacy, Shep Smith, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E186 - #Bonnie's Wisdom

11 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about classroom stress, Trump's blue rally, sweet porn, and much more! ***Be sure to check out our sister ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E185 - Collapse: The Sequel

10 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Jay Busbee, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the WOKE league, mutant toenails, knuckles, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E184 Special Edition - Tomahawk Chop

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they fill-in for Sean Hannity and Erick Erickson covering the NLDS.

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E183 - Layover Country

09 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Peter Moylan, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaire as they chat about Game 5, pop-up bike lanes, sugar boys, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E182 - Biscuit Mobile

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about endless wars, kangaroo courts, space meat, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E181 - Open Mic Monday

07 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Braves comeback, jokey Pelosi, Joker, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E180 - Hashtag: Sources

04 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Game 1 letdown, the new Joker movie, singing animals, and much more! ***Be sure to c...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E179 - Snacky

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's colorful presser, Olli the bus, farts in an elevator, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E178 - Suicide by Lion

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Scott Slade, Michael Albanese, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's moat, Real ID's, the 'Okay' symbol, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E177 - If Bleeped, Not Blue

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Senatorial resumes, extreme health, cockfishing, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E176 - Win or Lose, We Booze!

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about microtransit, facing accusers, Autumn's strong box, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E175 - Sad Halloween

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Impeachment Hawks, bad Super Bowl Halftime acts, Frankenstein Labradoodles, and much more! ***Be sur...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E174 - Whistleblowhards

26 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest D.C. dog and pony show, side 2 of Abbey Road, Biketober, and much more! ***Shortened due ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E173 - Something Burger

25 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about impeachment, sexual positions, pimples, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E172 - Pushover Patty

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest impeachment scuttlebutt, quantum computers, snake handlers, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E171 - Chicken Little

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about whistleblowing Trump, Demi Mooore’s near-death, Antonio Brown, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E170 - The Von Hustler Laugh-In

20 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Deblasio dropout, resting b-face, puppy yoga, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E169 - The Golden Age of Greg

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the climate strike, the lactation station, Pilot Pete, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E168 - Strangely Entertaining

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the magic death notebook, the uncommon cold, SNL hypocrisy, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E167 - Sleep-Syncing

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the vaping scare, Biden's gang warfare, Bobo the dog, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E166 - My Voting Hand

13 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the stupid Harvest Moon, the latest debate, airplane bathrooms, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E165 - Lungs of Atlanta

12 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Ashley Frasca, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about sustainable anger, encouragement, teachable moments, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E164 - I Fired the Walrus

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's latest fear, Jared's carjack, Autumn's blue tongue, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E163 - "Well Said"

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about global citizens, the return of Ossoff, the Booger mobile, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E162 - Drowning in Bad Music

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about mindless sports, Taliban tweets, Alt-Right Ringo, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E161 - Two of a Kind

06 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Sharpie-Gate, Modern McCarthyism, celebrity celibacy, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E160 - Untidy Joseph

05 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Mark Arum, Dr. Joe, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the most obnoxious generation, Julio's contract, gay conversion therapy, and mo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E159 - Fake Moos

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Brexit buffoonery, the climate marathon, mommy doors, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E158 - OTC Elvis

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about famous Shakespeare, Midler the meteorologist, the world's oldest virgin, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E157 - Eric-Shaped Hole

30 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about love tension on the set, Lyft biters, Labor Day laziness, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E156 - Lane Privilege

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as perform in front of a live studio audience. They chat about the Space Command, the farmer's almanac, pork chop fame,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E155 - Momcation

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about that 16-year-old that wants to save the planet, big pharma, emojis, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E154 - Hairrogance

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about eScooter politics, the VMA's, second floor D-bags, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E153 - Gateway Meat

26 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about 1977, internet trends, the first space criminal, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E152 - Danish Denigration

23 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about secret trusts, faux-fur, soy bean dudes, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E151 - The Chosen One

22 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about homeless homes, presidential dreams, tiger skeeters, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E150 - Kernel Casting

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Greenland fallout, thermostat bureaucracies, Biden's brain, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E149 - No Static At All

20 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Warren's latest apology, distracted scooting, A.I. sex, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E148 - Slow Down, Sugah

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the voter suppression myth, Acuña's benching, dirty underwear, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E147 - Zip, Zap, Zop

16 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about pumpkin spice scams, DoggyCon, leaky people, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E146 - Free-Floating Bone

15 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about inverted yields, Woodstock at 50, United outrage, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E145 - The Doctrine Index

14 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about pool pee methodology, truck love, senility, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E144 - Microwave Society

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about political fandom, belt-less youth, flying motorcycles, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S6/E143 - EVH Vacation Show #3

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Even when the Doctrinaires go on vacation, they still make unbelievable content. Here's EVH vacation show 3 of 3. Enjoy!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E142 - Doofus in Doraville

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the scooter ban, future hipsters, wandering wisdom, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E141 - Oppressive Weather

07 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about budget cuts, single-use plastics, tails for the elderly, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E140 - Point of Privilege

06 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about exploitation, games of chicken, butt sweats, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E139 - Happiness Tyrant

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Socialist sensory overload, free-range grasshoppers, brotox, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E138 - Struck by Lightning

02 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest rally, trans-radio, racist robots, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E137 - Dog Days

01 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the second Democrat debate, the metric fail, Top Gun misogyny, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E136 - Family Friendly Fail

31 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's death ride, shark soup, underwear confidence, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E135 - Izzy Ziggy

30 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about stripper politics, NFL justice, Baltimore rats, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E134 - Boozy City

29 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Fortnite millionaires, CIA teeth, hippie whales, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E133 - Boris Johnson: Seagull Killer

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's new budget, rats in Atlanta, Gordon Lightfoot, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E132 - Deliberately Draconian

22 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the express-lane Sheriff, deep-fake audio, grand theft Autumn, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E131 - Toe-Biters

19 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about ridiculous CNN debate draws, bad movie trailers, pop-up bars, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E130 - EDM Boost

18 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about good squads 1 and 2, Trump's rally, homeless sharks, and much more!