The Von Haessler Doctrine
Episodes
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E038 - Digital Weight
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Corona madness, Biden in 1920, Event 201, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S7/E033 - Pope Trump
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a collaborative effort, The Von Haessler Doctrine and Mark Arum Show mixed it up with both shows filling-in for The Von Haessler Doctrine. Join Mar...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E032 - Buzzworthy
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about edible eggs, Earth endings, fireflies, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E031 - Toe Talk
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about President's Day, carbon neutrality, throuples, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E030 - Snow Miser
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Mark Arum, George Stein, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Valentines plans, Roger Stone, hair follicles, and much more! ***New episo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E029 - The Frugal Pervert
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Roger Stone, Galentine's Day, MLB rules, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E028 - Punch Drunk Radio
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the 1st Primary, happy celibacy, meme hatred, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E027 - Trufista
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about America's First Primary, The Broom Challenge, Dr. Love, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E026 - Milk Privilege
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Oscars, Indigenous Peoples, the XFL, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E025 - Trucker Sauce
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Trump-Pelosi rap battle, fitness mentors, the Super Snow Moon, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E024 - Giant Asterisk
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's acquittal, Romney's conscious, charcoal underwear, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E023 - Ripped It Up
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the state of the State of the Union, bank account deception, lost siblings, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E022 - Utter Meltdown
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Iowa debacle, HERstory, bath bombs, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E021 - Patriotic Booty
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Super Bowl, the Iowa Caucus, necromancy, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E020 - Dr. ED
31 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Super Bowl, Iowa, burner phones, and much more! ***New episodes of our sister podcasts: 'Radio L...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E019 - Ole Puss Leg
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Big Bowl Game, juvenile courts, robot groundhogs, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E018 - Whelming
29 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Kemp-Collins feud, DC stupidity, disrespectful hats, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E017 - Lovable Sicko
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Loeffler Follies, future appropriation, Woodruff WiFi, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E016 - Autumn Abuse
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Kobe Bryant, Coronavirus, incompleteness, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E015 - Rocket Truck
24 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about highway fires, Trae Young's All Star bid, the eternal now, and much more! ***Our sister podcasts 'Ra...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E014 - Donuts to Dimebags
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about impeachment, Hamilton, Dad Wallets, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E013 - Shroom Moon
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the impeachment trial, baseball mercenaries, cannibal love, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E012 - Big Huge
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Senate trial, Davos hypocrisy, Blueberry AirPods, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E011 - Blumberg
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about MLK, the Super Bowl, food and movie theaters, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E010 - F-Bomb Bananas
17 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about impeachy stuff, Amazon comedians, locust bombs, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E009 - Choke Pear
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about non-history, selective #metooisms, the Ice Cream Diet, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E008 - Super Social Cat
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest debate, false premises, Russian resignations, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E007 - Fugillion
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the National Championship, lonely billionaires, Bachelor stupidity, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E006 - Kidney Stones & Butt Sweats
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Autumn, and English Nick as they chat about protests in Iran, Oscar nominations, canceling breakfast, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E005 - Hissing Greg
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest rally, Ring spies, Olympic protests, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E004 - Chronic Mono
09 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about war powers, Cardi B and Nigeria, The Cats movie, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E003 - Right Here with Eric Von Haessler
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about war hype, hot takes, hyperarousal, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E002 - Like, Forever Love
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about foreign affairs, Tik Tok, word substitution, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E001 - Rally for Rayford
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Iran, police chases, gentrification, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E000 - Out With The Old/In With The New
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they reflect on 2019 and look to 2020 and beyond!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E227 - The Von Haessler Doctrine Presents: The Greg Who Stole Christmas
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, the Doctrinaires, and special guests as they celebrate the 2019 Christmas season!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E226 - Impeachment Lite
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest D.C. follies, YouTube influence, Baby Yoda, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E225 - Merry Impeachmas
18 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Star Wars disappointment, political theater, the airport smoking gun, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E224 - Flyin' Drawers
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Freedom of Speech, Beethoven's 10th, weaponized soda, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E223 - Ominous Parallels
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the assault by Christmas tree, Bernie and the kids, porch pirates, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E222 - Microdose
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Chris Camp, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Articles of Impeachment, Brexit, Taylor Swift, and much more! ***This episode is de...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E221 - Small Paul
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about English politics, lazy reporters, tropes, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E220 - Popup Factory
11 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Hershey chocolate, Richard Jewell, Time's Person of the Year, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E219 - Soup Season
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Articles of Impeachment, the IG Report, Richard Jewell, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E218 - This Week in Patriarchy
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about cocaine Santa, Billie Eilish, scorpions on a plane, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E217 - Swamp Lily
06 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's bronchitis, Biden's outburst, glitter poop, and much more! ***Be sure to check out the Doctri...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E216 - Know Your Listeners
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Pelosi's announcement, Santa triggers, cold noses, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E215 - Hummer
04 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Kemp's pick, Nadler's experts, Coach O, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E214 - Paper Straws for Soup
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about political name-calling, internet cats, huffing gas, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E213 - Vacuous
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Cyber Monday, soap that doesn't lather, the Kid Rock rant, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E212 - Super Smeller
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest Dem debate, Sondland's quid pro quo, Frozen 2, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E211 - Florida Man
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Wolves vs. Bears, Georgia Dome memories, Friendsgiving, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E210 - The Fart of War
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about International Men's Day, deconstruction, Starbucks bathrooms, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E209 - Sugar Dad Jokes
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Dreamhacks, Kaepernick's faux practice, wedding D.J.'s, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E208 - Defying Gravity
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the death penalty, country misogyny, lip shaming, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E207 - The 'H' Word
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about kindness, the impeachment circus, bow tie d-bags, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E206 - Patriarchal Poker
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the impeachment show, Rudy's podcast, Disney+, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E205 - Cocaine Seniors
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the coming Arctic blast, woke movies, Napoleon's latest victim, and much more!
TVHD S6/E204 - OK Boomer
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Bloomberg's potential entry, Don Jr. on The View, the loss of virginity, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E203 - Weed Babies
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about personality politics, men making dinner, monetizing Autumn, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E202 - The Trump Drop
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about unlistenable radio, suitcase pimps, Trae Young, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E201 - Awkward Hellos
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Mayor Pete and South Carolina, Trump's latest rally, the 5th of November, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E200 - Whistle Knower
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about standing in line for a sandwich, that 50 trillion dollar health plan, plastic surgery, and much more...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E199 - Fireside Chat
01 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Topics: Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about formal impeachment, editing memories, foie gras, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E198 - Faceback
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about voter purging, eye strokes, poo-llution, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E197 - Halloween Slump
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joins Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the death of Baghdadi, python hunters, live-streaming toilets, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E196 - Nose Laughing
25 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about legalized gambling, the bacon surplus, Mayor Pot, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E195 - Ghost Lips
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Sabrina Cupit, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the impeachment stunt, speed traps, fur babies, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E194 - Audible Gasp
23 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the 'L' word, logic, lazy listeners, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E193 - Straight Walkers
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Russian assets, the new Star Wars trailer, Albany, GA, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E192 - Throuple
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the official drought, the latest transportation boondoggle, the Blob with 720 sexes, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E191 - JOMO
18 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Mulvaney's mistake, the latest rally, cake-shaming, and much more! ***Be sure to check out our sist...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E190 - Sugar Dating
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the new masculinity, news aggregation, Hustler rejects, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E189 - Satellite Babies
16 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest debate, virgin violence, the Tennessee tailor, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E188- Naughty Horse
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about endless culture wars, nose drinking, Lebron's dodgeball, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E187 - Columbus Day?
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the worst week in ATL sports history, Debt-trap diplomacy, Shep Smith, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E186 - #Bonnie's Wisdom
11 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about classroom stress, Trump's blue rally, sweet porn, and much more! ***Be sure to check out our sister ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E185 - Collapse: The Sequel
10 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Jay Busbee, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the WOKE league, mutant toenails, knuckles, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E184 Special Edition - Tomahawk Chop
09 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they fill-in for Sean Hannity and Erick Erickson covering the NLDS.
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E183 - Layover Country
09 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Peter Moylan, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaire as they chat about Game 5, pop-up bike lanes, sugar boys, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E182 - Biscuit Mobile
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about endless wars, kangaroo courts, space meat, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E181 - Open Mic Monday
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Braves comeback, jokey Pelosi, Joker, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E180 - Hashtag: Sources
04 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Game 1 letdown, the new Joker movie, singing animals, and much more! ***Be sure to c...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E179 - Snacky
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's colorful presser, Olli the bus, farts in an elevator, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E178 - Suicide by Lion
02 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Scott Slade, Michael Albanese, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's moat, Real ID's, the 'Okay' symbol, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E177 - If Bleeped, Not Blue
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Senatorial resumes, extreme health, cockfishing, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E176 - Win or Lose, We Booze!
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about microtransit, facing accusers, Autumn's strong box, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E175 - Sad Halloween
27 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Impeachment Hawks, bad Super Bowl Halftime acts, Frankenstein Labradoodles, and much more! ***Be sur...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E174 - Whistleblowhards
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest D.C. dog and pony show, side 2 of Abbey Road, Biketober, and much more! ***Shortened due ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E173 - Something Burger
25 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about impeachment, sexual positions, pimples, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E172 - Pushover Patty
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest impeachment scuttlebutt, quantum computers, snake handlers, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E171 - Chicken Little
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about whistleblowing Trump, Demi Mooore’s near-death, Antonio Brown, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E170 - The Von Hustler Laugh-In
20 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Deblasio dropout, resting b-face, puppy yoga, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E169 - The Golden Age of Greg
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the climate strike, the lactation station, Pilot Pete, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E168 - Strangely Entertaining
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the magic death notebook, the uncommon cold, SNL hypocrisy, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E167 - Sleep-Syncing
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the vaping scare, Biden's gang warfare, Bobo the dog, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E166 - My Voting Hand
13 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the stupid Harvest Moon, the latest debate, airplane bathrooms, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E165 - Lungs of Atlanta
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, Ashley Frasca, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about sustainable anger, encouragement, teachable moments, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E164 - I Fired the Walrus
11 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's latest fear, Jared's carjack, Autumn's blue tongue, and much more!
The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E163 - "Well Said"
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about global citizens, the return of Ossoff, the Booger mobile, and much more!