The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E105 - Brotox

05 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's hermit kingdom, Planetary Defense, the Strawberry Moon, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E104 - Tone Deaf

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Dr. Joe, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about quitting social media, virtual dating, the cannibal window, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E103 - DJ Gunpowder

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about bipartisanship, COVID storm troopers, pizza experts, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E102 - Soft Rock Brigade

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Eric's reclusive behavior, tone-deafness, cancelling Wendys, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E101 - Youth Sauce

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about bullhorn politics, the SpaceX launch, hot takes, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E100 - The Land Before COVID

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they have fun before COVID-19 during the Podcast 30. Enjoy!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E099 - Double Nickel & A Penny

22 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Shelley Wynter, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Biden's blunders, Mask-Gate, neutrinos, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E098 - Consistently Jared

21 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about COVID Graceland tours, English picks, Fauci freak flag, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E097 - Finger Condom

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about trending trends, HydroxyGate, the anti-Autumn League

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E096 - Marrow Friends

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about hashtag President Plump, Biden's birds, Fred Willard, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E095 - Super Duper

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about adulting, contactless delivery, pandemic graduates, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E094 - Lockdown Sun

15 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Kevn Kinney, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Biden's gaffes, legal street racing, royal loneliness, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E093 - Day Two: Eric Doesn't Care

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about non-news, cannibal strolls, stress drinking, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E092 - Machete Butterfly

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about heroes and villains, Wellness, Hump Day Happiness, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E091 - Oatmeal Patience

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about alliteration, English Dandies, Greg-Gate, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E090 - Eric and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about ubiquitous d-bags, the Greater Good, bleach lamps, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/089 - Hot Sticky Summer

08 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, George Stein, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about suing China, Simpsons predictions, Tom Cruise in space, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E088 - English Nicky

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Friday Eve, ancient headlines, stink bugs, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E087 - Grandpa Bonkers

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about experts, sexperts, enlightened idiots, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E086 - Murder Hornets

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about lockdown drinking, quantum computing, virtual strippers, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E085 - Wokie-Doke

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the COVID flyover, Abrams mythology, murder hornets, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7E084 - Happy Grouch

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Biden on Morning Joe, the kicking Nazi, gorillas singing and farting, and much...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E083 - Candi Aple

30 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Groundhog Thursday, teen drivers, brunch alcoholics, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E082 - Turtle Mode

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Hillary's endorsement, bird-blindness, fat cats, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E081 - Virtual Hygiene

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about lockdown porn, universal basic income, nose bats, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E080 - Cancelled?

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about opening Georgia, the buffer seat, drag envy, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E079 - Slippery Fischer

24 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Jay Black, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about injecting disinfectants, the Virtual Draft, new Stones, and much more! ***New ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E078 - On the Road Again

23 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Trump-Kemp COVID divide, virtual drafts, the National Eyeball, and much mo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E077 - Lockdown and Dirty

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, George Stein, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Earth Day, mum polls, Gronka Bay, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E076 - Echo Lead

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Dr. Joe, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the oil appocalypse, reopening Georgia, criminal stupidity, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E075 - Panic Porn

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about regional openings, evil mosquitoes, weepy politicians, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E074 - Rather Lather

17 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about reopening America, the TV doctor wars, female football players, and much more! ***New epi...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E073 - Peak Peak

16 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about COVID heavy lifting, The Trump Limbaugh Show, beach boxes, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E072 - Walking to Infinity

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about COVID procrastination, Biden's endorsements, calorie shaming, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E071 - Bottomless Bowl

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about disappearing scooters, Obama's endorsement, eRacing, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E070 - Lockdown Easter

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Clark Howard, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about cannibal rats, smishing, P-Whipped Brady, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E069 - Juicy Veins

10 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Quarantine Fifteen, curve flattening, Cardi B's tirade, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E068 - Rocket Bonnet

09 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about COVID hashtags, smidiots, The Great Condom Shortage, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E067 - Jared's Dream

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Pink Moons, sugar bros, John Prine, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E066 - Future Gamer

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about The Great Pause, thick hard old men, coffee gas, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E065 - Socially Distant Doctrine

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about dishwasher hands, fake protein bars, Autumn's craft corner, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E064 - Lockdown!

03 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Great Home Experiment, dildo defense, graphic grannies, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E063 - Skeptics vs. Cynics

02 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about COVID clowns, K-Pop pranksters, verbose DJs, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E062 - Buzz Land

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about hot takes, the universal ledger, NFL fashion, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E061 - Tiger King

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about nose bleeds, White Swans, cones of shame, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E060 - The Soft "V"

30 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about numbers without consent, Cardi-Nomics, The Tiger King, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E059 - SoundCloud Rapper

27 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about lighting candles, cutting your own hair, sheltering-in-face, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E058 - Nuclear Bazooka

26 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Nancy's big day, non-Opening Day, COVID today, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E57 - Harshmellow

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Stimulus Bill, elbow latches, Brady's likes, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E056 - Dodge Juggle

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the upcoming divorce boom, anti-bacterial sex dolls, Strip Twister, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E055 - Experimental Internet Gas

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Club Quarantine, the bridge to tomorrow, pangolins, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E054 - Glitteratti

20 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about COVID stock dumping, Gamestop rebellion, quarantinis and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E053 - Maddie Meathead

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Corona Spring Break, market tumult, nostalgia porn, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E052 - Bat Babies

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest COVID Follies, tri-partisanship, strip club cuisine, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E051 - An Abundance of Caution

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about COVID mania, Kemp's new super powers, phony Capitalists, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E050 - Coronnials

16 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about The Great American Shutdown, the grumpy old debate, Mayor Meth, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E049 - Donald Trap

13 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Corona cancellations, crawdad killers, re-calibrating gummies, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E048 - Virus Economics

12 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about adulting politicians, herd immunizations, suspended seasons, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E047 - Demand Shock

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Clark Howard, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about containment zones, hollow victories, e-celebrities, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E046 - Soap and Change

10 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Corona madness, Big Tuesday, Autumn haters, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E045 - Turtle Market

09 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest Corona madness, suffering gladly, slightly enlarged prostates, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E044 - New Math

06 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Wes Moss, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Springing forward, the Corona-addled market, the death of Copy Cat, and much more! ***New...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E043 - Time Nuts

05 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about face touching, third-hand smoke, the Skull-Breaker challenge, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E042 - Fishy Awareness

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Biden's Super Tuesday, the latest Corona hysteria, the sum of dim, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E041 - Super Thur

03 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest virus news, the Chris Mathews resignation, hillbilly hygiene, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E040 - The Lazy Environmentalist

02 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the South Carolina primary, old man weekends, roach butter, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E039 - The Skankkettes

28 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the frightened market, Taylor's latest beef, influencer porn, and much more! ***New episodes of our ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E038 - Digital Weight

27 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Corona madness, Biden in 1920, Event 201, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S7/E033 - Pope Trump

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In a collaborative effort, The Von Haessler Doctrine and Mark Arum Show mixed it up with both shows filling-in for The Von Haessler Doctrine. Join Mar...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E032 - Buzzworthy

18 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about edible eggs, Earth endings, fireflies, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E031 - Toe Talk

17 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about President's Day, carbon neutrality, throuples, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E030 - Snow Miser

14 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Mark Arum, George Stein, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Valentines plans, Roger Stone, hair follicles, and much more! ***New episo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E029 - The Frugal Pervert

13 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Roger Stone, Galentine's Day, MLB rules, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E028 - Punch Drunk Radio

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the 1st Primary, happy celibacy, meme hatred, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E027 - Trufista

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about America's First Primary, The Broom Challenge, Dr. Love, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E026 - Milk Privilege

10 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Oscars, Indigenous Peoples, the XFL, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E025 - Trucker Sauce

07 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Trump-Pelosi rap battle, fitness mentors, the Super Snow Moon, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E024 - Giant Asterisk

06 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's acquittal, Romney's conscious, charcoal underwear, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E023 - Ripped It Up

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the state of the State of the Union, bank account deception, lost siblings, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E022 - Utter Meltdown

04 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Iowa debacle, HERstory, bath bombs, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E021 - Patriotic Booty

03 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Super Bowl, the Iowa Caucus, necromancy, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E020 - Dr. ED

31 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Super Bowl, Iowa, burner phones, and much more! ***New episodes of our sister podcasts: 'Radio L...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E019 - Ole Puss Leg

30 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Big Bowl Game, juvenile courts, robot groundhogs, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E018 - Whelming

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Kemp-Collins feud, DC stupidity, disrespectful hats, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E017 - Lovable Sicko

28 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Loeffler Follies, future appropriation, Woodruff WiFi, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E016 - Autumn Abuse

27 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Kobe Bryant, Coronavirus, incompleteness, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E015 - Rocket Truck

24 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about highway fires, Trae Young's All Star bid, the eternal now, and much more! ***Our sister podcasts 'Ra...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E014 - Donuts to Dimebags

23 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about impeachment, Hamilton, Dad Wallets, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E013 - Shroom Moon

22 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the impeachment trial, baseball mercenaries, cannibal love, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E012 - Big Huge

21 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the Senate trial, Davos hypocrisy, Blueberry AirPods, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E011 - Blumberg

20 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about MLK, the Super Bowl, food and movie theaters, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E010 - F-Bomb Bananas

17 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about impeachy stuff, Amazon comedians, locust bombs, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E009 - Choke Pear

16 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about non-history, selective #metooisms, the Ice Cream Diet, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E008 - Super Social Cat

15 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest debate, false premises, Russian resignations, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E007 - Fugillion

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Jay Black, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the National Championship, lonely billionaires, Bachelor stupidity, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E006 - Kidney Stones & Butt Sweats

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, Autumn, and English Nick as they chat about protests in Iran, Oscar nominations, canceling breakfast, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E005 - Hissing Greg

10 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the latest rally, Ring spies, Olympic protests, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E004 - Chronic Mono

09 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about war powers, Cardi B and Nigeria, The Cats movie, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E003 - Right Here with Eric Von Haessler

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about war hype, hot takes, hyperarousal, and much more!

The Von Haessler Doctrine S7/E002 - Like, Forever Love

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about foreign affairs, Tik Tok, word substitution, and much more!