The Weird Tales Podcast

The Glamour of the Snow, Part 1, by Algernon Blackwood

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes enjoys nature The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddi...

The Phantom Woman (Doubtfully Attributed to Artemis Q. Lickspittle)

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero repeats history The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddi...

A Study in Failure, by Mike Cuellar

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero just REALLY kicks off the New Year strong, with a steady hand on the wheel and steely determination in his- oh. Well, never mind.

The Treasure Vault of Nephren-Ka

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes spelunking

The Inn, by Guy de Maupassant

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero re-enacts The Shining, only it's so much worse. The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www....

The Monkey's Paw, by W.W. Jacobs

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero learns the origin of the phrase "Monkey's Paw Wish." Fun side story: My wife, when sat down to watch Cats (2019), commented at the e...

Nyarlathotep, by H.P. Lovecraft

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes to see a show   The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curiou...

No episode tonight, but possobly tomorrow or wednesday

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Apologia

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Invisible Man, The Epilogue, by H.G. Wells

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which all these tales now, for realsies, come to an end.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 28: The Hunter Hunted, by H.G. Wells

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which all these tales (almost, but not quite) reach their end.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 27: The Siege of Kemp's House, by H.G. Wells

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes roll for initiative

The Invisible Man, Chapter 26: The Wicksteed Murder, by H.G. Wells

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which Wicksteed is murdered. Oh no! Not Wicksteed! He was my favorite character!

The Invisible Man, Chapter 25: The Hunting of the Invisible Man, by H.G. Wells

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which the Invisible Man is... well... not hunted.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 24: The Plan that Failed

27 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero hatches a plan which immediately fails.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 23: In Drury Lane, by H.G. Wells

26 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does NOT know the Muffin Man

The Invisible Man, Chapter 22: In the Emporium, by H.G. Wells

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes clothes shopping, and you're gonna watch.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 21, In Oxford Street, by H.G. Wells

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero learns advantages and disadvantages

The Invisible Man, Chapter 20: A House in Great Portland Street

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero takes his first steps into his new life

The Invisible Man, Chapter 19: Certain First Principles, by H.G. Wells

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero begins a long (some might say TOO LONG) story The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.ama...

The Invisible Man, Chpater 18: THe Invisible Man Sleeps, by H.G. Wells

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which Kemp, like a good beneficial member of society, does his own research

The Invisible Man, Chapter 17: Dr Kemp's Visitor, by H.G. Wells

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Kemp, Georgia governor, is a lying, cheating, crag-faced donkey bonker, and he doesn't deserve to- oh. Different Kemp? Never mind.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 16: In The Jolly Cricketers, by H.G. Wells

19 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero...'s assistant stops in for a pint

The Invisible Man, CHapter 15: The Man Who Was Running

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero is the talk of the town

The Invisible Man, Chapter 14, At Port Stowe, by H.G. Wells

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero...'s assistant gets the news

The Invisible Man, Chapter 13: Mr Marvel Discusses his Resignation, by H.G. Wells

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero is an A+++++ level employer

The Great Return, Chapters 5-7, by Arthur Machen

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which the narrator has a startling realization, and loathes himself for it. The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: ...

The Invisible Man, Chapter 12: The Invisible Man Loses His Temper, by H.G. Wells

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero... you know... loses his temper.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 11: In the Coach And Horses

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero comes back for his stuff

The Invisible Man, Chapter 10: Mr Marvel's Visit to Iping

12 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero is, no pun intended, no where to be seen.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 9: Mr. Thomas Marvel, by H.G. Wells

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero makes a new friend

The Invisible Man, Chapter 8: In Transit, by H.G. Wells

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero makes a- What? The chapter's already over? Okay, never mind.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 7: The Unveiling of the Stranger, by H.G. Wells

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero gives it up.

The Great Return, Chapters 3 and 4, by Arthur Machen

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero FINALLY gets down to the business of telling the damn story. The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: ...

The Invisible Man, Chapter 6: The Furniture that went Mad, by H.G. Wells

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero has jokes and japes

The Invisible Man, Chapter 5: The Burglary at the Vicarage, by H.G. Wells

06 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero is nowhere to be seen.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 4: Mr Cuss Interviews the Stranger, by H.G. Wells

05 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero sees a doctor.

The Invisible Man, Chapter 3: The Thousand and One Bottles, by H.G. Wells

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero unpacks

The Invisible Man, Chapter 2: Mr Teddy Henfrey's First Impressions, by H,G. Wells

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero becomes the subject of gossip

The Invisible Man, Chapter 1: The Strange Man's Arrival, by H.G. Wells

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The October Project, 2024, commences!

The Great Return, Chapters 1 and 2, by Arthur Machen

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero reads the paper and comments on it. The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Ma...

The Shadowy Third, Part 2, by Ellen Glasgow

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine says goodbye to some old friends The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Ma...

Episode coming tomorrow night

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No episode this week. Sorry.

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Shadowy Third, Part 1, by Ellen Glasgow

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine picks up a new job The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious...

The Injudicious Prayer of Pombo the Idolator, the HD Remaster, by Edward John Morton Drax Plunkett, Lord Dunsany

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero learns the value of prayer The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Cu...

7th Wedding Anniversary!

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No episode tonight. Thank you for your support and for listening!

The Measurer of All Things, by Ben Tweddell

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes out surveying. Ben Tweddell's Book: https://www.egaeuspress.com/Trackless_Paths.html The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddit...

What Would You Do? by James Harvey

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes are bored. The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities...

Darkhorse Road

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In In which In which our In which our heroine In which our heroine interacts In which our heroine interacts with In which our heroine interacts with a...

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, the Conclusion

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero confronts our other hero, sort of, but not really

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 5, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which your hero (me) reaches the penultimate part of a neverending exercise in endurance and patience. Thank a merciful god.

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 4, Part 2, by H.P. Lovecraft

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes break federal law by reading private correspondences between two people not themselves.

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 4, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero's personality changes The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious...

Mike and Garret discuss Chik Tracts!

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Because my life has been All Kid All The Time, and I haven't had time to record almost anything at all, here's an episode from the Patreon. You can li...

Pride Month, Episode 4: The Face, by E.F. Benson

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine learns the value of dreaming Seen and Not Heard: https://seenandnotheardpod.carrd.co/ Caroline Mincks: twitter.com/SaucyMincks Ca...

Pride Month, Episode 3, The Temple, by E.F. Benson

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode is read by Aaron Moy. Please check him out on twitter: @Moyceover or email him at [email protected]

Pride Month Episode 2: The Confession of Charles Linkworth, by E.F. Benson

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This story performed by Ashley Heather Quills (@voicequills) Care For Gaza: https://twitter.com/CareForGaza or https://www.gofundme.com/f/CareF...

Pride Month Episode 1: Naboth's Vineyard, by E.F. Benson

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does a little house shopping Performed by Alex Kingsley. Strong Branch Productions: https://strongbranchproductions.wordpress.com/ T...

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 3, Part 2, by H.P. Lovecraft

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero takes a little trip, and then does SCIENCE!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 3, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes in for some art evaluation

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 2, Part 2, by H.P. Lovecraft

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which a hundred heavily armed young men go to war against one poor old lonely dude out in the middle of nowhere.

A Not So Special Announcement

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 2, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero delves a little bit into events of the 17oos, and our authro delves a little bit (or maybe a lot bit) into casual racism, cause we c...

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward, Chapter 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which we meet our hero, sorta. There's a LOT of Washington Irvingesque unnecessary detail here. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YRf0tU...

The Ancient Light, by Algernon Blackwood

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes for a little perambulation in the glorious afternoon light. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15452827Y2Q2rr6G509TCaa...

The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1F1FJGqnsstMn4n7MHL1wx4W7X9946TYs/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Stra...

Wicked Captain Walshawe, of Wauling, by Joseph Sheridan le Fanu

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero receives a late night visitor. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1F1FJGqnsstMn4n7MHL1wx4W7X9946TYs/view?usp=sharing The Co...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 15: An Introspection

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which all these tales come to an end. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vEWbiI3DgvF0NnTd91ycrHOWa0tuDwaE/view?usp=sharing The Colin Mala...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 14: The Hound of the Baskervilles, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes stake out. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SGgWAX59IVytiL-_S6kT1WHRRQcGHjyB/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museu...

No episode this week, cause baby.

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Special Announcement 2: Special Announcementer

17 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 13: Fixing the Nets

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes conduct interviews and make plans Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gQJeeBswGFq5DD1VzaHzZE4upyhcVuJo/view?usp=sharing T...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 12: Murder on the Tor, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes exchange clues. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WOKiGygKzgaB1B2OEypGDKo79OF3Uwdg/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat ...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 11: The Man on the Tor, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero partakes in local gossip. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cq0Sj2W0M7tGQeCM1aHmsVH82Qfy58yM/view?usp=sharing The Colin M...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 10, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero has some story time Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LpeYPkg5-JO4L1qoahaTkYfoh2J6Jdjw/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatra...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 9 (Part 2), by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes uncover secrets Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1boUTwbTm1vBjfrP4mjG7_Ibl7V1kyQoX/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat ...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapters 8 and 9 (Part 1), by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes investigate Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gcaGEkReTF3srJrfX2VoadPPoX_AgsGJ/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Muse...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 7: The Stapletons of Merripit House

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero gets a geography lesson from a teacher. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A1iCP3PY8BT-MF_meihJmnM3jeW_oyjF/view?usp=shari...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 5: Baskerville Hall, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes arrive at home Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1p_2yKXmpt3hcJroWmIBr4qSU6Tq9rvR1/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat M...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapter 5: Three Broken Threads, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes do some bad sewing. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rcBbYU5YEEuGcTkvF80oS9gaQjUgWwmK/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malat...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapters 3 and 4, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes begin their investigation Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AekViU22H27zPS41QMQMsPExF8GfDZ6W/view?usp=sharing The Colin...

The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapters 1 and 2, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes hear a family history Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KrzTel7JZxSixhr5CnT5uchrttM5_US1/view?usp=sharing The Colin Mal...

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 6: Photographs

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero follows directions

Amour Dure, Dec 25, by Vernon Lee

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes to a meeting

Amour Dure, December 24, by Vernon Lee

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero runs some tests

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 6: Smee, by A.R. Barrage

24 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero plays a game

Amour Dure, December 23, by Vernon Lee

24 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero has... moments.

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 6: The Ghost of Lord Clarenceaux, by Arnold Bennett

23 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero locks himself in a room

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 6: The Bowmen, by Arthur Machen

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes ask for help

Christmas Ghost Stories Season 6: The Goodwood Ghost Story, Doubtfully Attributed to Charles Dickens

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero makes a promise

Correction!

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'm a dummy. There's nothing more to say. I'm a dumb. Dummy.

(Full Fixed Version) NOT Amour Dure, Part 4, by Vernon Lee

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tangents: Our heroes’s religious history, Weird Al’s innuendo, Lindsey Stirling, O Holy Crap, Mike’s own little personal Mandela Effect, Garett...

Amour Dure, part 3, by Vernon Lee

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes to church. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ADdT9dUzDiIeH0Oi3HIAY7erukjwkh25/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Mu...

Amour Dure, Part 2, by Vernon Lee

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero recounts the history lesson from last week and then FINALLY the story starts. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HPwerLhtl...

Amour Dure, Part 1, by Vernon Lee

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero complains about receiving an extensive history lecture, then gives us an extensive history lecture. Transcript: https://drive.google...

At the Gate, by Myla Jo Closser

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which two of the goodest boys are the best boys. The protagonists of this story are two dogs, but nothing bad happens to them, so listen without an...

Allamagoosa, by Eric Frank Russell

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does a task with the bloodymindedness of a star ship captain. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1USZ92Ksb7DqrMQQ53TuvcUCMF...

The Secret of the Sea, by Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, Lord Dunsany

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero spends way too much time and effort for a story he really should know better than to inquire about. Transcript: https://drive.google...