The Weird Tales Podcast

Hans-My-Hedgehog, by the Brothers Grimm. The October Project, 2023

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero's father learns that you can be a selfish, petty, cruel father, and still get all the gold and jewels in the world when your son mar...

Hansel and Gretel, by the Brothers Grimm. The October Project, 2023

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes learn that violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer... is yes.

Frau Holle, by the Brothers Grimm. The October Project, 2023

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine does the bare minimum to being a decent person, and is rewarded beyond the wildest dreams of everyone who has ever lived.

Fitcher’s Bird, by the Brothers Grimm. The October Project, 2023

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine kitbashes a costume.

The Fall of the House of Usher (The Complete Version), Part 1, by Edgar Allan Poe

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero isn't a therapist, but he plays one on a podcast. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TgVnYJwUp8vPMBO6OhsUfEO9r3xZm8Ix/view...

Cat and Mouse, in Partnership, by the Brothers Grimm. The October Project, 2023

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes make a deal. I'm sure everything will go exactly right.

Cinderella, by the Brothers Grimm. The October Project, 2023.

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine makes a wish

Captain Blood, Chapter 1, by Raphael Sabatini

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero's life is expounded on at great length.

The Dreams in the Witch-House, part 3, by H.P. Lovecraft

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero, in the parlance of the Wheel of Time, wakes from the dream. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rcr2uhSBVTEG1rIDpnuTf6jfX6...

Mike and Garret count down Pixar movies

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Here's some get hype bonus content. This is

Dreams in the Witch-House, Pt 2, by H.P. Lovecraft

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does some Marble Hornets Reenactments Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/169dvHj_oPRwflRJFglw4iWrUii7eObYO/view?usp=sharing...

Dreams in the Witch-House, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero minds his decisions. (That's a YouTube math joke. Look it up.) Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xSE7HBSIgane5NKjwSmO-f-D...

The Case of Lady Sannox

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero pays lip service to his lady love. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1D6pNY-wQuAztdhFazGruZGLrBccATUmr/view?usp=sharing Su...

Oh Whistle, and I’ll Come to You, My Lad, Part 2, by M.R. James

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero plays a round of golf and gets a good night sleep. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uoaEQNAh-yCe_GrZnDO8fraJgViTEXG8/vie...

Oh Whistle, and I’ll Come to You, My Lad, part 1, by M.R. James

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero takes a pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, along a briny beach. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g5m9bMZaDEoVbnM32KEuji0xgX...

Home from the Sea, by William Miekle

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does a little marine biology Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wvtS-T4mu2fN1moENaUJOUiecL9f2wng/view?usp=s...

The Cormorant Mirror

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does his best interpretation of I Corinthians 13:12 Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/10VitFWMp0lNrqjFoEB0-3_4VEKHNsCTr/vi...

The Effigy, by G. Ranger Wormser

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine goes in for some art restoration Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WdV9WoWDvUdIG1T-wOugvYAbAfdKfW_N/view?usp=sharing F...

The Insanity of Jones, Part 3, by Algernon Blackwood

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero is mocked by Deadpool for not counting Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_mzn-omQuh-7NaZ5a9e6Jc-TsxxWQNGf/view?usp=sharin...

The Insanity of Jones, Part 2, by Algernon Blackwood

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero encounters surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. And Ruthless efficiency. And an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. An...

The Insanity of Jones, Part 1, by Algernon Blackwood

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which we get to know our hero really REALLY well. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1p6DR0fI6VuaFgv8qetu_kq4pvRhyY2_u/view?usp=sharing ...

The Man of the Crowd, by Edgar Allan Poe

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero, after a bout of Dickensianism, conducts a little sociology Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1GL6QTVYgy6ZZE_gmtjKmkX6-BpB...

Pride Month, Episode 4: The Curate’s Friend, by E.M. Forster, read by Claire Watson

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero has an experience.   Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i42DGdYx-xbQudAlBTiHf6udsGm39PSK/view?usp=sharing   Follow Cl...

Pride Month, Episode 3: The Story of a Panic, by E.M. Forster, read by Eastgate Audio

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes, in the tradition of adults in fiction since time immemorial, do not listen to the children.   Transcript: https://drive.google...

Pride Month, Episode 2: The Other Side of the Hedge, by E.M. Forster, read by Elizabeth Almeida

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes a-roving. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AVvAA-vKmclOsZDrs33Q0KThSrheXI-1/view?usp=sharing   Check out Elizabe...

The Celestial Omnibus, by E.M. Forster, read by Lauren Tucker

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero gets on a bus and doesn't regret it at all Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lKSKiiIPgsxZeSKiweQllBCzSkhl3tc5/view?usp=sh...

The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Chapter 5, by H.P. Lovecraft

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero finally goes home. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zop3cmI8nOMwMfDswUW-nyyyht_2k55L/view?usp=sharing The Colin Ma...

The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Chapter 4, Part 2, by H.P. Lovecraft

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does what Lovecraft heroes do best. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Mp1qLeIev57MdrNVaSDvoPYPHrB5FyNA/view?usp=sharing ...

The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Chapter 4, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero entertains some nightly callers Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZTvVNilJqMXiougSBBaAQIyUbkgLyunY/view?usp=sharing ...

The Shadow over Innsmouth, Chapter 3, by H.P. Lovecraft

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero gets jabbered at by a drunk guy FOREVER Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13PI_yu9O8Zan16r5iZfy6xe4tdTbwteZ/view?usp=shari...

The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Chapter 2, by H.P. Lovecraft

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero gives a travelogue review of the town of Innsmouth. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MW4LUFAJ6qPxz6_GdsxSavncWGYB8AB2/vi...

National Poetry Month: Annabel Lee, by Edgar Allan Poe

30 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 36, by H.P. Lovecraft

29 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 35, by H.P. Lovecraft

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 34, by H.P. Lovecraft

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 33, by H.P. Lovecraft

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanzas 31 and 32 , by H.P. Lovecraft

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Shadow Over Innsmouth, Chapter 1, by H.P. Lovecraft

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 30, by H.P. Lovecraft

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 29, by H.P. Lovecraft

23 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 28, by H.P. Lovecraft

22 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 27, by H.P. Lovecraft

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 26, by H.P. Lovecraft

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 25, by H.P. Lovecraft

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 24, by H.P. Lovecraft

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Sweating Shop, pt 2, by Madeleine Swann

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine really discovers the inner her Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1XE1Zo5RjuhC370V_gtL2cJVeHNZkOoGX/view?usp=sharing Ple...

National Poetry Month: The Fungi from Yuggoth, Stanza 23, by H.P. Lovecraft

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanzas 20, 21, and 22, by H.P. Lovecraft

16 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 19, by H.P. Lovecraft

15 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 18, by H.P. Lovecraft

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 17, by H.P. Lovecraft

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 16, by H.P. Lovecraft

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanzas 14 and 15 , by H.P. Lovecraft

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Sweating Shop, part 1, by Madeleine Swann

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine gets herself a new situation Please follow Madeleine on twitter: @MadeleineSwann And check out her book, The Sharp End of the Rai...

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 13, by H.P. Lovecraft

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 12, by H.P. Lovecraft

09 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 11, by H.P. Lovecraft

08 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 10, by H.P. Lovecraft

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanzas 8 and 9, by H.P. Lovecraft

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 7, by H.P. Lovecraft

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 6, by H.P. Lovecraft

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Haunter and the Haunted, part 4, by Edward Bulwer-Lytton

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You ever watch the tv show Fringe, from the early years of the Millenium? It's awesome. It's an amazing show. Four seasons of almost perfect telev...

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 5, by H.P. Lovecraft

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanza 4, by H.P. Lovecraft

02 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

National Poetry Month: The Fungi From Yuggoth, Stanzas 1-3 , by H.P. Lovecraft

01 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Haunter and the Haunted, part 3, by Edward Bulwer-Lytten

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero spends a full ONE FIFTH of this episode on a pseudo-scientific splooge, and I read every blessed word of it. Transcript: https://dri...

The Haunter and the Haunted, Part 2, by Edward Bulwer-Lytten

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero pontificates on philosophy in the middle of a weird fiction event. Let's see how that works out for him. Transcript: https://drive.g...

The Haunter and the Haunted, by Edward Bulwer-Lytten

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does his own version of a famous recurring Johnny Carson sketch transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/12UHSd6hQ...

The Listener, by Nicklas Berild Lundblad

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero puts on some tunes and just zones out Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14NW4dIYYlFqihyZSH4v3Cyuo_89Nbkj4/view?usp=sharing...

Bartleby the Scrivener, part 3, by Herman Melville

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero makes other arrangements My apologies for not having an intro or outro for this episode. I had a little bit of a personal crisis com...

Bartleby the Scrivener, part 2, by Herman Melville

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero deals with quiet quitting. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1K_I5CYc_yvT-D9zijZ00o2ndX1Wtobe3/view?usp=sharing The Pear...

Bartleby the Scrivener, part 1, by Herman Melville

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which I was going to write a snarky summary, but I prefer not to. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tmAEc9uFL59p07OKgg12iz3fcXh00Sjh/vie...

Mutter Schwegel, by G. Ranger Wormser

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes have a post-war reunion. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bMV6YdAFW5nAMs8uGAePN-BN64hkRss_/view?usp=sharing The Pearl...

Unfrozen Eons Drown the Future, by Ethan Mills

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero picks up a new job Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1n0QCGnMg3mgIuJLTw1SJz_0l3uX3ETMe/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=107768609...

The Great God Pan, Parts 7 and 8, by Arthur Machen (The HD Remaster)

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which all these tales reach their end. Hope you brought your safety goggles-there's a lot of loose ends flying around. Transcript: https://drive.go...

The Great God Pan, Parts 5 and 6, by Arthur Machen (The HD Remaster)

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our brave heroes sit around and gossip. Oh how brave. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15pkJqHcVPdIyGEmYu9ORn8fSiaUQ3-x6/view?usp=...

The Great God Pan, Parts 3 and 4, by Arthur Machen (The HD Remaster)

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero meets old friends and new friends Transcript of the show: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fV7xspsEhKyHMjYlKP019GHfnWxil27h/view?usp...

The Great God Pan, Parts 1 and 2, by Arthur Machen (The HD Remaster)

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroes pick a girls brain for a few minutes Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1us397uAHaZ2gcu3PJNk4wFVzTN6qwSmM/view?usp=sharin...

Archibald Macintosh, Eldritch Investigator, and the Case of the Wailing Lake

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero ABSOLUTELY tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sHPQkWMyLahy...

A Christmas Carol: The Blooper Reel

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Da-da-da da-da dah! Here's the bloops!

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 5: A Christmas Carol, Stave 5: The End of It, by Charles Dickens

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero bribes his way out of hell. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link5 Stave 5 features the voice acting tal...

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 5: A Christmas Carol, Stave 4: The Last of the Spirits, by Charles Dickens

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero just DOESN'T GET IT. Stave 4 features the voice acting talent of Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge  Margaret ...

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 5: A Christmas Carol, Stave 3: The Second of the Three Spirits, by Charles Dickens

24 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero crashes just a WHOLE BUNCH of Christmas Parties. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link3 Featuring the vo...

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 5: A Christmas Carol, Stave 2: The First of the Three Spirits, by Charles Dickens (a full cast reading)

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero, like even the best of us, relives his past and cringes in shame. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link2...

Christmas Ghost Stories, Season 5: A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens (a full cast reading)

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes to a Chekov Gun Show. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link1 This episode features Andrew Latheron ...

Judge Lu, by Songling Pu

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero pranks a supernatural being with a reputation for torturing people. It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him. Tran...

The Chronicles of Carnacki, Volume VI: The Thing Invisible, Part 2, by William Hope Hodgson

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does a re-enactment of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/170CpbFvlTfRZg3v-GPUVvlG5f1Odj...

The Chronicles of Carnacki, Volume VI: The Thing Invisible, Part 1, by William Hope Hodgson

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero investigates some cutlery Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VVGVdJpmTYTY2sdpf1ec4KJAq5pvVEaH/view?usp=sharing The Colin ...

The Strange Garden, by Alex Kingsley

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our heroine Little Shops herself, sorta. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NSeQqM_y3NP2YLv4WCJx8lYPZLlvcP4x/vi...

Til A’ the Seas, the HD Remaster, by Robert Barlow

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero enacts his favorite Brian K. Vaughn graphic novel. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1debst6CT28dR-0CU_1WeX86SNw150BTX/vie...

The Randolph Carter Chronicles, Volume VI: Out of the Aeons, Part 2, by H.P. Lovecraft and Hazel Heald

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does some curating Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cHe4g5icb9ECU3UyrmgnMyCQiq6dCYEc/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat...

The Randolph Carter Chronicles, Volume VI: Out of the Aeons, Part 1, by H.P. Lovecraft and Hazel Heald

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero does a little historical research. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/12LVp13p9FO8i1TQaYbNYgGkJmpEA0PqD/view...

The Sound that Haunts my Soul, part 2, by D. Clifford Owens

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero gets an earworm stuck in his head. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dhp0ISDmpRG7xFiE8d-EAKRyDuDEDY59/view?usp=sharing Th...

Frankenstein, or, The Modern Prometheus: The Blooper Reel!

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which there's a lot of burping.

Frankenstein, or, The Modern Prometheus, Chapter 24, by Mary Shelley

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero's tale concludes. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap24

Frankenstein, or, The Modern Prometheus, Chapter 23, by Mary Shelley

30 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero goes on his honeymoon. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap23

Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus, Chapter 22, by Mary Shelley

29 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero ties a knot. Transcript of the episode: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap22

Frankenstein, or, The Modern Prometheus, Chapter 21, by Mary Shelley

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero learns that in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who...

Frankenstein, or, The Modern Prometheus, Chapter 20, by Mary Shelley

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero rage quits. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap20

Frankenstein, or, The Modern Prometheus, Chapter 19, by Mary Shelley

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In which our hero sets forth on his task. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FN86vXwCiVYQhXFrKqZPzysJstlAo513/view?usp=sharing