The Wittering Whitehalls

The Inaugural DL Do!

15 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Would you like to join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a LIVE podcast record? Then why don't you?! On Tuesday 26th May at 6pm, you can join DL Sally from M...

LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)

14 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

So, for the final outing of series 11, Dr Oscar Duke is still on hand and still expertly answering your questions, wherever he can, between Mr Whiteha...

Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)

11 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s that time of the series already! Mr & Mrs Whitehall are thrilled to welcome Dr Oscar Duke onto the blue sofa at Whitehall Towers to put you...

LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional."

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs Whitehall is all for you going and learning something new, but if you fancy fitting new brakes to your car and you haven't got a CLUE what you're ...

Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In any relationship, you’re going to find that recollections vary when it comes to telling a good story… When you’ve been married for 40 years, ...

LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done."

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There's an air of chaos and urgency at Whitehall Towers and it all feeds into this weeks Life Lesson. How good are you at completing tasks? Do you pro...

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs Whitehall has gone on about the ruby for ALMOST as long as she went on about meeting Jamie Vardy.... But, has it happened? Did Mr Whitehall do goo...

LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way."

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're at the school gates and things are getting awkward for this weeks DL... It's one thing dealing with kids, but how are you supposed to deal with ...

Andrew Castle, All Inclusive Value & Owning Up

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mr & Mrs Whitehall met Andrew Castle this week and apparently Mrs Whitehall was a BIG fan. Plus, what to do in an incredibly embarrassing situatio...

LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!"

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You'll NEVER guess who used to own Whitehall Towers... How has this only just come out now?! Play a game with yourself and have a guess before you lis...

The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's true to say that Mr & Mrs Whitehall are not, traditionally, 'pub people', but if they were called upon to form a pub quiz team, who would get...

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound."

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Amongst Mr Whitehall's many interests, he has a bit of a thing for clocks. Mrs Whitehall isn't fussed either way, but she knows a thing or two about a...

Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Wittering Whitehalls, still at the BBH (Banbury Bolthole) come to you with another romp through the emails inbox. Have you ever embarrassed yourse...

LIFE LESSONS: "The G.O.A.T snack."

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

FIRST THINGS FIRST: Misophonia sufferers, beware... This episode contains crisp crunching. Secondly, you'll never guess where Mr Whitehalls sensible w...

Spirits, Marital Matching & Brazilian Jazz

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mr Whitehall receives an invitation from a DL this week, but will he accept? Meanwhile, Mrs Whitehall considers whether or not she'd like contact from...

LIFE LESSONS: "Always travel with a pen and a post-it note."

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks bonus episode is frothing with very exciting ideas and it's not short on advice either... What are your unexpected must-haves?You can email...

A DL Meetup, Opening Post & RUBIES!

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What is the traditional gift for a 40th wedding anniversary? If you didn't already know, this episode will tell you in no uncertain terms: It's RUBIES...

LIFE LESSONS: "Say it with a smile."

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Because The Wittering Whitehalls has been trucking on for so long, there are lots of well-established traditions that we all love. This week, it's one...

The Brits, Emus & Lumpy Downloads

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs Whitehall made the MOST of the Brits the other week... Sadly, Mr Whitehall had other plans which involved staying at home and most definitely, not...

LIFE LESSONS: "Need to be productive? Get in the bath."

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have a bath? Could you gain access to a bath if not? Mrs Whitehall says that if you need a to have a good think, you can't beat a nice hot soak...

Goody Two Shoes, Stubbornness & Favourite Weird Smells

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's a packed one this week, DL's. The mail bag at Whitehall Towers was brimming with thoughts, feelings and stories, from class clowning, to an older...

LIFE LESSONS: "Give them the WRONG time..."

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Do you deal with persistent latecomers? Mrs Whitehall has PLENTY of experience in this area with a certain someone who you might have heard of...You c...

Upgrades, Inheritance & Bearing A Grudge

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Another week and another surfeit of emails, with a surprise guest out of the blue! How might you get an upgrade on a flight, do you hold any grudges a...

LIFE LESSONS: "Keep a spare key... Somewhere..."

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week, DL Joel has a right old tale to tell! What a situation he found himself in!!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitter...

Pyjamas In Public, Spring Break & Housework Dancing

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

All DL's are going to have ideas about what makes a 'classic' WW's episode, but surely any time Mr Whitehall is bursting into song (more than once) ha...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We've all heard Mrs Whitehall's tips on keeping this and that in the fridge to use again... A smidge of this and a dollop of that... Well, this week's...

Introducing: Up To Speed

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Wittering Whitehall listeners, if you love gossip, scandal and rivalries - we’ve got a podcast we think you’ll love!Step inside sport’s greatest...

Fasting, Fixing & Superstition

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Do you ever sit and watch or listen to The Wittering Whitehalls, thinking "I wonder what, exactly, Mr Whitehall is reading at the moment." Has that ev...

LIFE LESSONS: “Break it down into manageable chunks.”

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Every DL email (or WhatsApp!) that comes into the inbox is a treat and keeps the Whitehalls wittering, but sometimes a DL goes over and above with det...

Bulldozing, Transparent Facilities & Red Trousers

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You surely know them... The red trouser brigade? Maybe you're one of them! This week, a DL needs help with their presumptuous brother and the Whitehal...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't start too early..."

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

As we go through life, we're sometimes compelled to get shot of everything and start again... This week, a DL has questions about her Mother, who seem...

Words of The Year, Madeira Mystery & Replaced by The Dog

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hopefully the wait wasn't too long... The Wittering Whitehalls are back on the airwaves and it's time to hit the ground running in 2026. A quick look ...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't set yourself up to fail."

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Having kept you company throughout the Christmas and New Year break, (if you got one, that is) Mr & Mrs Whitehall see out series 10 with some trad...

Grumpy Moments, Snipey Comments & Big Sit Down Chats

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

2025 was a big year in the land of The Wittering Whitehalls... A tour? Done and dusted? 10 series?!! You'd better believe it. They'll keep coming too,...

Introducing Unlikely Friends - Unlikely Friends

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a mini Spice Girls reunion on Unlikely Friends this week as Emma Bunton is joined by the incredible Mel C — and Sporty Spice comes prepared w...

LIFE LESSONS: "If in doubt, say nowt..."

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM WHITEHALL TOWERS! Wishing you a prosperous, healthy and fulfilling 2026 and thank you for being a DL! For the first episode of the...

Nodes, Thrift & More Nodes

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week is, somehow, all about nodes... You'll find out why. In the post-Christmas but pre-new-year fog, Mr & Mrs Whitehall convene to shine a l...

Happy Christmas from Whitehall Towers!

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What a treat! A Christmas Day special from Mr & Mrs Whitehall, straight from Whitehall Towers, to wherever you find yourself. Whatever you're doin...

Gliding, Skating & Christmassy Carpe Diem

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Despite it being strongly against Mr Whitehall's wishes, this is a quite Christmas-heavy episode. 'Tis the season after all. Get ready for tinsel, min...

LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, a DL shares plans for their 30th birthday party, to gauge whether it'll be a hit or not... The bottom line? Do what you want! It's your bir...

BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the final date of The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive 2025 tour, Michael & Hilary played to a sold out crowd at Salford's Quays Theatre. It ...

LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's no doubting it... AI is here and it's only going to get bigger, in all of our lives. But what about the AI art scene? Is it a danger to real a...

Chicken Parmo, Gen Z & A Hospital Mixup

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back on the road, for the last couple of this particular tour - The Wittering Whitehalls found themselves in Stockton-on-Tees for a wonderful audience...

LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely, ...

Video Meetings, Honours & Trends

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You might think Mr Whitehall is a man immune to following a trend... You'd be wrong! Plus, a strange online habit from a DL's boss and whether or not ...

LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs Whitehall is full of life lessons this week, to make up for the weeks where she's concerned she didn't explicitly deliver any. No danger of that h...

BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As Mrs Whitehall is so keen to tell you, Crewe is a MAJOR junction in terms of rail travel in the UK... But they weren't just passing through. Mr &amp...

LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst the subject of this weeks email isn't at all funny, there was at least a bit of light in the darkness of it all. Flashers are apparently still ...

BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the second visit to Yorkshire on this tour, Mr & Mrs Whitehall got right into this Saturday night show, with a fantastic crowd. Expect unfortun...

LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's not the first time Mr & Mrs Whitehall have been asked for podcast recommendations, but there are so many these days - it's tough to keep up! ...

BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the first of three nights of live shows on the bounce, Mr & Mrs Whitehall stopped off in bustling Birmingham for a rip-roaring evening. Expect ...

LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Whitehalls returned from the Richmond Theatre, just down the road to Whitehall Towers; the shortest journey home yet! For this life lesson, a DL w...

BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On to Richmond and what a fantastic audience they were... The Whitehalls met Charlie and glossed over whether or not he was old enough to be at the sh...

LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As the dust settles on another wonderful tour show, Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back at Whitehall Towers to consider a life lesson... All brought on by...

BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The tour carried on without pause this week, to the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford! Listen out for the moment Mr Whitehall commits fully to throwi...

LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do."

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After the DL's had left the auditorium and the long journey from York back to Whitehall Towers was complete, it was time to fire up the microphones on...

BARELY ALIVE IN YORK! "We've finally done it!"

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's ALIVE! Finally, after years of saying it would happen, here are The Wittering Whitehalls LIVE in a theatre, in front of a real audience!! Recorde...

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie."

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr Whitehall's back is still bothering him, but it's not getting in the way of this weeks 'light' helping. A DL asks this week whether he was aware of...

Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr Whitehall is not at his physical best this week, following a mild back injury... That doesn't stop him from exercising his theatrical skills, thoug...

LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more."

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An email from a DL all the way from Newfoundland this week! But should she come out of semi-retirement to do a fun job that gives her a break from hou...

Cybertrucks, WFH & The "Cotswolds"

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Where are the Cotswolds? Well, Mr Whitehall has a pretty good idea of where ISN'T the Cotswolds... More on that later. Plus, the Cybertruck, more init...

LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!"

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's not easy dealing with kids, at ANY age and the Whitehalls know that plenty well enough. This week, a DL seeks advice over their son and his girlf...

The Annexe, Tired Winston & Spirit Animals Revisited

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Whitehalls are back to accompany you into the Autumn and there's no hanging about... This week, Mr Whitehall takes a very scientific, very in-dept...

LIFE LESSONS: "Emojis might not mean what you think..."

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to test the emoji knowledge of two octogenarian men... Roll up, roll up! Mrs Whitehall, inspired by a curious DL, is going to quiz Michael a...

Victoria Wood, Sitcoms & ASMR (with special guest Neil Stacy!)

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What an absolute TREAT! We've all heard plenty from Uncle Neil over the years on The Wittering Whitehalls, but here he is for a FULL EPISODE! Hear all...

LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so!"

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks email comes from a DL who's trying to reach a conclusion, but are they way off the mark? Plus... dog vomit, chives and delicious ice cream!...

Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So, what happened to Churchill's platypus, gifted to him during the war, by the people of Australia? The mystery is solved! Plus, Mrs Whitehall behind...

LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's awkward, isn't it? You've yawned, you've cleared the plates, but the guests still aren't leaving. How would Mr & Mrs Whitehall deal with some...

The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

250 episodes and still going strong! So, how to celebrate? Sequins of course... And a sartorial nod to Winston Churchill. Naturally.There's not a DL i...

LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks life lesson is for DL Helen who is off on a cruise... But she's suddenly become nervous about the idea! Don't worry, Helen. You'll be fine!...

Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Whitehalls have been all over the place this week. The West Country has been well and truly explored and they've got the souvenirs to prove it. Pl...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is a bowl if it's got a lid? Is it still a bowl? Just one of the ideas to be discussed on this very episode. The focus this week is home security...

DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical!

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Could we ever, in this lifetime, see a musical incarnation of The Wittering Whitehalls? A DL asks exactly that question. Plus, is there an answer to t...

LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not."

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The DL's are nothing if not resourceful. This week, a DL shares an invention called 'dust of the garden'. What on earth can it be?JOIN THE WITTERING W...

Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you've ever enjoyed even a moment of the funny place names, a DL comes through with possibly the biggest hitter yet. See what you think. Plus, reme...

LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just a friendly piece of advice not to listen to this episode whilst you're eating! DL Phillippa has a horror story from a restaurant in Rome which ha...

Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you checked out the FULL VIDEO EPISODES of The Wittering Whitehalls yet? Why not!? Go and have a look on Global Player & YouTube! So... A hug...

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When the DL's have a cracking story to tell, The Wittering Whitehalls are all ears. This week, "Mrs Chips" (it's possible this is a pseudonym!) has a ...

Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

DL Kody describes some previous advice from Mrs Whitehall as "wading in, handbag first" in this episode. What a delightful turn of phrase! Plus, a lov...

LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer."

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

No violence, please. We're all better than that. This week, a DL posits a theory that Mr Whitehall might be all together more gentle than the image he...

Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying...

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, if that title doesn't cover everything you need it to, frankly, what have we become? The Whitehalls are on hand this week to help a DL who is bu...

LIFE LESSONS: Never give up!

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr & Mrs Whitehall had a wedding to go to this week, so how did they get that wrong? Suffice to say that they did! Plus, an update from DL Claire ...

Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you know where your stop cock is? Behave yourself. This week, a tale of house ownership and the nightmares that can come in tow. Plus, Sewing Machi...

LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you're throwing a dinner party, you're more than welcome to entertain your guests however you like, but if Mr & Mrs Whitehall are in attendance...

Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you familiar with Toby Jugs? You will be after this weeks instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls! Plus, getting revenge on your partner (is it eve...

LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We all love a good tale of romance and especially one that was almost lost to the mists of time... That's exactly what DL Cristoph has this week! JOIN...

Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks episode gets quite rude in parts, but sometimes it's exactly what's required! There's an update from last years organ-playing DL, a very ch...

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present."

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lovely voice note from Jacqui this week, sharing the wisdom of her lovely Grandmother. Plus, what was all the drama on Mrs Whitehall's birth...

Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you got your tickets for the very exciting Wittering Whitehalls Barely (A)Live tour yet?? What are you waiting for?! Meanwhile, back on the podca...

LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When it comes to collections, we all know Mr Whitehall is right up there... But is there a system? Does he consult Mrs Whitehall before making an addi...

Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering ...

LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!"

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You can spend your life trying to change those around you, but sometimes it's ok not to bother... So says Mrs Whitehall! JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS...

Pigeons, Swiss Rolls & A Grumpy Patient

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can you believe it!? Nearly 3 years since it all began; Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back for SERIES 9!!!! There's an awful lot to catch up on, in terms...

LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..."

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Perhaps it's not a 'life lesson' as such, but it's a very specific query on this weeks bonus episode and it marks the final instalment of the series! ...

Teaching, Stripping & Accepting Help (with special guest Laura Smyth!)

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We love a guest at Whitehall Towers and for the finale of Series 8, Hilary & Michael welcome comedian, writer and all round excellent human being,...

LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!"

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks DL is living with a man who, like so many, has decided that enough is enough with ultra-processed food and that he must start making his ow...

Derrick Destruction, Wrong Speed & Bowls

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you listening to The Wittering Whitehalls at the correct speed? It might be worth a check. Plus, the sadness (or indifference) related to throwing...

LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..."

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst this weeks lesson isn't completely black and white, it's important to do the right thing. When a DL asks the question "have you ever stolen som...

Birthday Arrest, Renovations & Water-Ma-Trout

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently, a 104 year old woman was recently arrested for her birthday, because that's what she wanted... Perhaps Mr Whitehall would like to celebrat...

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't control nature."

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every now and again, a DL writes in with a corker of a story. This is one of those occasions. Strap in DL's... It's time for #BeaverGateYou can email ...