Ep. 268 - Slime Challenges Ludwig

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What funny story do they tell about John Williams and the mistaken death rumor?

Ludwig Ahgren 0:15
Dude, someone tried to tell me John Williams was dead. He's my makeup artist. Oh really at the thing? Because we talked about Venmo and I was talking about how my name's John Williams. And she's like, Oh my God, he died. I'm like, no, he didn't. She's like, Yes, he did. Hundred percent he is dead. That's crazy. And I went I went A hundred? 'Cause you can check. I can check that I was like, are is it any less than there's no wiggle room? Because a hundred is zero wiggle room. And she goes, ninety nine point nine nine nine. Okay. I go, Okay. Okay. And I didn't I wasn't gonna look it up because I knew he was alive. Cause I would know if he died because I named my shit after him. I like him. You are kind of soul linked at this point.
Ludwig Ahgren 0:56
So I was like I was like, I don't know. I just kept saying, I don't know. Anytime she says shit she'd be like, Yeah, I know it 'cause two years ago my dad, he's a huge fan. He was really sad when he died. I goes, I don't know. And she googles it, he's fucking alive. Okay, so what did her face look like when she googled it? She was it Humiliation. It's funny because she bought tickets to a John Williams tribute concert that's happening at the Hollywood Bowl. It happened last week. So I think it changed that experience for her. I wanna know what
Unknown 1:29
she what her face looked like when she looked it up and you were there right there in front of her. Um I I
Ludwig Ahgren 1:35
think That's the that's the moment. I I think it I think it was a quick it was like oh okay. Oh you're right. It wasn't like she didn't fucking soy jack. Of course. She didn't go back from the dead. I feel like you should. I don't or or I am John. I am back from that. She didn't do all that. She didn't do that. It was a much subtler, like, whoa wow. Okay. All right. I was wrong. It needs context hat. Context context needs context. It needs context hat. Wearings it needs context hat. It needs context hat. But I was on my phone. Yeah, it wasn't for you.
Unknown 2:07
You were essentially gone. You were
Aiden 2:08
essentially out of the room. I was
Unknown 2:09
a not present. It wasn't like I was late. It was like I was the third person in the room. Yeah.
Aiden 2:13
It wasn't for you two. I was at the mogul boulang boulangerie.
Unknown 2:18
Boulangerie.
Aiden 2:19
The mogul boulangerie getting some denims.
Unknown 2:22
Dude, I'll gotta say it and I'll and I'll be brave enough to say it. All right. Vivette dog walking you. And imagine this. Can you dream with me for two drain?
Ludwig Ahgren 2:32
Wait, can I say some shit real quick, please? He didn't even know what Vivette was.
Unknown 2:35
Yeah.
Ludwig Ahgren 2:36
Yeah.
Aiden 2:37
I'm sorry. It's like so it's like so it's like so sad.
Unknown 2:42
It's sad that you have sad
Aiden 2:44
is a good word. You have to you have to just be like, dude, let me show you. You know? You can't even make fun of him. Because like how on how are you that deep on a road? What
Ludwig Ahgren 2:51
sucks is that you run the merch side of my company. So it's it's like the head of Motorola not knowing about Apple. And it's like, bro, how is our flip phone supposed to compete? It gets
Unknown 2:59
blind-sided at the Steve Jobs
Aiden 3:00
thing.
Unknown 3:01
What the fuck is that?
Aiden 3:02
Straight up Blackberry. It is you are the Canadian guy who refuses to adapt to the much bigger, larger entity coming in with the touchscreen.
Unknown 3:10
We have a keyboard on the club. On our phone. Is this if I could respectfully ask is this like earlier where you're talking about me and I can't say anything, or is it like Which was also funny 'cause a meeting was taking place with Kristen Yingling, who who are Ludwig's uh slaves, and and and they were talking about Aiden's schedule. Aiden is at his desk ten feet away and he's like, Wait, I am available that day and they're like, dude, we're not talking this day. It was crazy. It was Ernest.
Ludwig Ahgren 3:39
I walked in the fucking warehouse and it was all chill and Yango gives me a nod. I don't see Christian. And then I sit down and they sat down within seconds. That was cool. That was cool. And I was like, I was like, this has been planned.
Aiden 3:49
Dude, they before you got here, I came in and the first thing I heard was Christian. I mean, he's not even here yet. So like they were literally plotting your arrival. Dude, and
Unknown 4:00
Christian
Ludwig Ahgren 4:00
shirts crazy.
Unknown 4:01
Crazy wrinkly. Yeah man. Oh that's why you called him wrinkles.

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