Therapy Gecko
Episodes
“THE NAVY RUINED ME”
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia.Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair...
“I MISS BEATING PEOPLE UP”
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.Afterwards a musician debates whether or not ...
“I HATE MY BABY”
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Ra...
“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?”
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder.Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk...
“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Lad...
“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother.One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. Tic...
“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.Then a caller t...
“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter.Then a final c...
“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN”
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in...
“I AM A PROPHET”
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his res...
“METH AND CROSS DRESSING”
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things ...
“I MARRIED A STRANGER”
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.Then a final cal...
“I LOST MY BEST FRIEND”
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart.A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is mu...
IN THE BASEMENT
31 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement. Then a caller questions what they want out of a...
“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails.Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nat...
ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potenti...
THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life...
THE PEPSI QUEST
17 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad.Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestlin...
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon.Later a caller resonates with crabs, ...
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance.Then a caller inv...
“I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES”
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop.Afterwards a caller describes how mastur...
“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to...
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT”
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships.Later a caller finds themselves in s...
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun? Can I claim cricke...
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checker...
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
18 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I am joined by Doja Cat to talk to people on the phone as geckos.Topics include emotional unavailability, conquering death, attracting dominant women,...
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation.Later a woman fro...
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”
11 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid.Then a caller finds and sear...
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school.Other callers include a man working through his dest...
“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around.Later a caller can’...
“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners.Then we hear from a pair of f...
“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”
28 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success.Then a caller tries to decide between 2...
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26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger.Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their exp...
“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex.Then a caller reflects on how a de...
“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT”
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex.Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic enc...
“I AM A BRONY”
14 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan.Later a Swedish man explains his he...
“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE”
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes.Then a call...
“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a ...
“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfrien...
"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN"
31 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his...
“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?”
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone.Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to fur...
“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID”
24 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate. Afterwards a caller atte...
“I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF”
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is craz...
TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston...
“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER”
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.Afterwards a caller experiences con...
“I PARTY IN THE SEWER”
10 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish.Afterwards we hear ...
THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI.Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicte...
“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her pa...
“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options...
TALES FROM THE TRAIL
26 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interaction...
“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt.Afterwards a caller attempts to ...
“SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?”
19 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine.Then a caller tells me how sh...
“I AM A CUCK”
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel l...
“I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION”
12 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business.Then a caller has hesita...
“I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR”
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “...
“I SLEEP WITH MY MOM”
05 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is bette...
“I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT”
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A disabled caller describes his territorial attitude toward other people who are disabled. Should he befriend these doppelgängers or duel them?Afterw...
“MY EX IS PREGNANT”
29 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller maintains a positive demeanor despite learning that his ex may be pregnant with his child.Later I talk to a caller about how we’ve both use...
“WE ARE FUCKED”
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to ...
“I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER”
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A medical assistant calls in to figure out what to do about his intense attraction to his co-worker that he refers to as his “Work Wife”.Then a ca...
“I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME”
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward. ...
ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I am joined by comedian Eric Andre to talk to people on the phone as geckos.Eric is known for his hit comedy series “The Eric Andre Show” and has ...
“MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX”
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child.Then a caller talk...
“I WENT TO PRISON AT 19”
08 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me how selling drugs for his father while he was a minor resulted in him spending time in a state prison, and how he’s been able to t...
“I AM A SPEED DEMON”
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A deaf man calls in to explain how boredom after sobriety has gotten him into driving his motorcycle dangerously fast down the highway. It was a reall...
“THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE”
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life.Then a caller questions if he smokes too much w...
“I HAVE ANGER ISSUES”
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After telling me that the smallest things set off his short fuse, a caller and I try to figure out where his anger is stemming from.Afterwards I talk ...
“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?”
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of ge...
“I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD”
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan.Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for...
“I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS”
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a ca...
“MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST”
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew.Afterwards we transp...
THE WAYWARD COUSINS
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this w...
DANNY BROWN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I am joined by musician and podcast host Danny Brown to talk to people on the phones as geckos. Danny Brown is known for his killer hits from albums l...
“I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED”
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp.Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult ...
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01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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“I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING”
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about ...
THE JEWISH EPISODE
27 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller and I talk about growing up Jewish and also go deep into childhood anxieties that may have followed us into adulthood. This feels like the mo...
“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL”
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control.Aft...
BEING A GECKO IN NEW ZEALAND
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode starts with two interviews I did on the streets of Auckland, New Zealand: the first is with a local bartender who talks to me about bad s...
“I NEED TO KICK MY EX OUT”
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A man stresses over whether or not to kick his ex-wife out of the house after financially supporting her and her kids for several months, while he als...
“I’M KICKING MY ADDICTION”
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A 27 year old guy tells me about his experience battling an intense drug addiction. He explains the grey areas of getting sober, what’s given him do...
“I MOVED FROM AFRICA TO AMERICA”
06 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me how he moved to America after doing everything there is to back home in Ethiopia. He explains his culture shock, going from software...
“I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO”
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko.Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their br...
“I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY”
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever.The...
“I PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE”
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A professional nude volleyball player tells me all of the ins and outs of what goes on at a nudist resort. No pun intended. Seriously. There’s a lot...
“I RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS”
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A former circus hand has torn feelings about the spontaneous life he used to live and the traditional life he has now at 44.Then I talk to a caller ab...
HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 ye...
“I’M 57 AND WORKING AT STARBUCKS”
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A woman shares her thoughts on being older than most of her co-workers at Starbucks and why she continues working there despite some negative experien...
“I AM A DINOSAUR”
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed am...
“TALES FROM AN UNDERGROUND SEX DUNGEON”
09 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that’s caused trouble in his rela...
DOMINIC FIKE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphor...
BEING A GECKO IN DUBLIN
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko. Those people include a student who just graduat...
1 MINUTE CALLS
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my s...
“I ANSWER TO NO ONE”
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A man on the brink of greatness with just -$24 to his name calls in to talk about a difficult break up but hangs up wanting to start a windshield bu...
“I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE BUT I’M CHILLIN”
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years.Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on ...
TRIPPING OUT AT WALMART
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I go in deep with a young Walmart employee who explains the key to good customer service and shares his hopes for the future, which include opening th...
LIFE IN A NORTH MEXICO CALL CENTER
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I talk to a call center worker in Monterrey Mexico who tells me about his life as a city dweller and rock musician, a person conflicted about the bad ...
“I’M A VETERAN”
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A veteran of the U.S. Military explains what he plans on doing with his retirement now that he is done with the army. Afterwards I hear from a dog tr...
“I WAS A 911 OPERATOR”
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig. Then I talk to a caller who is no...