Therapy Gecko

“I’M STRANDED ON A BOAT”

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Conversations with a caller who is currently stranded on a boat, a caller who overcame their agoraphobia and lives in a sick 3 bedroom trailer, and a ...

GECK IRL: “I’M FINALLY AT PEACE”

20 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I recorded this episode in real life in Washington Square Park in NYC. It was sick. I talked to a guy who finally made his father proud, a guy who gre...

FORGET YOUR GROCERIES FOREVER

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller and I talk about the beautiful redundancies of life, an Amazon driver is the best person I’ve ever met, and a caller from England talks...

“WE MOVED IN FAST”

13 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells the story of moving in with a Tinder match after only 2 months, and how she helped him to reconnect with his mom after years of no cont...

“MY FAMILY DROPPED ME”

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller is dropped by his family, we talk about how to deal with a lot of the crazy shit in life. Then a caller reminisces about the Boy Scouts, a ca...

“I LIVE IN A CAVE”

06 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands. After that I talk to a film industry...

“I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY”

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller has sex and wins a fist fight, a nurse worries they’ll become like their older coworkers, a caller gets in trouble at work, and a final...

“I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN”

30 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller settles down after a tumultuous life, an electrician makes big moves, a caller attempts to join a knitting club, and a final caller tries to ...

“HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?”

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller and I dissect social interaction, then we hear from a lonely DJ, a caller planning her first solo trip, a colonoscopy guy, and Tony. It&rsquo...

LEAVING THE MATRIX (then coming back)

23 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix, if Jimmy Neutron is a bad guy, moving on from a break up, the South Park pinball machine, and other life...

“I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN”

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller reflects on losing his sanity while out at sea for multiple weeks as an Alaskan fisherman. Afterwards a caller breaks his thumb in a mosh pit...

GECK IRL: “IS MURDER BAD?”

16 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I figured out the way to beat depression is to go outside, so I went outside to talk to people as a gecko at Washington Square Park in NYC. Going outs...

“MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD”

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller is habitually cheated on, a caller’s mom runs away to become a Disney influencer, I argue with a caller about bitcoin and God, and a fi...

“I SOLD MY HUSBAND”

09 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I talk on the phone with the woman who married her horse in last episode’s Geckmail. She catches me up on their marriage, her life philosophies ...

GECKMAIL: “I MARRIED MY HORSE”

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Email topics include marrying a horse, a never-ending Tinder date, solo-traveling, and a bunch of other stuff. I like geckmail. I hope you like it too...

GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”

02 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”  Email topics include sexting your driving instructor, corporate greed, the comedown after...

FISHING FOR CLARITY

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I rant at a caller who enjoys fishing, a caller tries to find his footing as an animator, and a final caller longs to change their alcoholic lifestyle...

“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”

23 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nons...

THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and ...

“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”

16 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin. Later a caller...

GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I dra...

“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”

09 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one.  Ok...

“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING”

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died.  Later a caller an...

“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS”

02 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate.  Afterwards a caller sort of knows Th...

GECKMAIL:  “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF”

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a ...

THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY

26 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs.  Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and...

“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided re...

“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”

19 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy,...

“I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS”

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller believes they may have super powers, and we discuss the pros and cons of their telekinetic awakening.  Afterwards a caller tries to come...

GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG”

12 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Email topics include party injuries, drug fueled hallucinations, hot tub romances, unhinged funeral ideas, having a crush on your aunt, and other thin...

“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE”

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned.  Later a caller te...

GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST”

05 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the ...

“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK”

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more. This place...

GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP”

29 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense...

“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE”

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on...

“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”

22 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work.  This ...

GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killin...

“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”

15 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week. Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starb...

GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES”

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being sc...

“I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN”

08 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike.  How man...

“I’M A BREAKDANCER IN MEXICO”

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller describes how his foray into Mexico’s breakdancing scene has changed his life, and the struggles he’s having as a new dad. Afterwards a c...

“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE”

01 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Roman...

THE ICE CREAM QUEEN

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and...

FLYING LOTUS TALKS TO PEOPLE AS A GECKO

24 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos.  We talk to callers about living with family, navigating...

“I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE”

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate.  Then a caller phones in ...

“I GHOSTED MY GF”

17 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship. Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a call...

“I’M LOOKING FOR MEANING”

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth. Later a caller speaks about how hard...

“I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN”

10 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it o...

GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?”

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOM...

“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”

03 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in t...

“WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL”

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together.Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a c...

GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR”

27 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast...

“I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS”

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills m...

READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone)

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format...

OCD AND SKATEBOARDING

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard.Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a fi...

“I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA”

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while...

“DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE”

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment.After...

THE BENADRYL GNOME

06 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a b...

“DO YOU EVEN LIFT?”

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe.  I am going to watc...

“I WAS JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE”

29 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake.Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, an...

ANXIETY AND STUFF

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene.I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko. Tickets ...

“I’M SEARCHING FOR BIGFOOT”

22 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever. Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their s...

“I AM A TROUBLED DELIVERY MAN”

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter.Then a final ...

“I WORK AT AN AUSTRIAN HOMELESS SHELTER"

15 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that.Later a caller makes new frien...

“MY DAD IS BEING WEIRD IN THE GROUP CHAT”

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller is not sure how to react after their father tries to rekindle a relationship with him via a family group chat.Later a debates if she should d...

“DOES LIFE GET EASIER?”

08 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood.Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller refl...

“I AM A SLINKY ARTIST”

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.”Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain o...

“I WANT MORE OUT OF LIFE”

01 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life.Later a final caller tells the story of trying to fit i...

“I FINALLY QUIT METH”

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about his bumpy history with substance abuse, the hallucinations it ignited, and how he got clean. Afterwards a caller attempts a life ...

“I’VE BECOME A GOBLIN”

25 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller discusses their “homeless by choice” lifestyle of couch hopping around stranger’s homes.Afterwards a daughter tries to make sense of wh...

“I HELP PEOPLE DIE”

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Canadian calls in to talk about their job assisting with medically induced euthanasia, and why they find it beautiful.Then a caller seeks vengeance ...

“I’M OBSESSED WITH MY TEACHER”

18 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’...

“LOVE MAKES ME IMPULSIVE”

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices.Later a caller tries to stay positive a...

“I’M GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER AT 35”

11 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about who they are, who they were, and who they wanted to be as a punk rocker and a father.Then a final caller attempts to convert his ...

“THINGS ARE CRAZY BUT ALSO CHILL”

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy.Then a final caller attempts to escape an unf...

“NITROUS OXIDE ALTERED MY PSYCHE”

04 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A man named Buddha describes how he achieved enlightenment with nitrous oxide, a caller jizzes on pizza, a caller aspires to open a tortoise ranch, a ...

“I HATE BEING SOBER”

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A self-described “high functioning alcoholic” reflects on their relationship with sobriety.Then a caller spends a lot of cash on his relationship ...

“I GOT ARRESTED”

28 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes.Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry...

“I CAN’T STOP PARTYING”

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A 35 year old attempts to abandon his party lifestyle for the sake of his fiancé and kids. Afterwards a caller maybe or maybe doesn’t have lyme di...

“I FIST ON THE WEEKENDS”

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller spends every Friday and Saturday night fist bumping strangers on a street corner for hours. Further call topics include a piss jar, a car fi...

“I’M BLIND AND MISS LOOKING AT BOOBS”

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15. Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why...

“MY ONLINE GF STOOD ME UP”

14 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found.Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a web...

“I HOOKED UP WITH MY STRAIGHT FRIEND”

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a brid...

“I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF”

07 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him.Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be wit...

“CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP”

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories.Afterwards a tattoo artist ta...

“I LEFT THE MENNONITE COMMUNITY”

30 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid.Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlf...

“OUTER SPACE HAS RUINED MY LIFE”

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos.Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-b...

“I WALKED ACROSS THE BORDER”

23 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home.Later a caller worries her lin...

“I LIVE IN IOWA”

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.Afterwards I talk to a Five Below ca...

“I AM KIND OF BEING STALKED”

16 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill.  Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they...

“I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS”

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy ...

“I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE”

09 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.Then a final caller tells u...

“DID JAIL MAKE MY DAD RACIST?”

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in ja...

“PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND”

02 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (fo...

“I’M FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MY BF"

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she t...

“I STOLE HER FAMILY PHOTOS”

26 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos.Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whethe...

“I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS”

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA.Afterwards a caller reveals why th...

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20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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“IT’S NOT THAT BAD…YET”

19 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller debates whether or not drinking less alcohol is worth it.Then a caller questions if they have a porn addiction, a return caller tells me what...

“THE NAVY RUINED ME”

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia.Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair...