Drippy Mitts | This Past Weekend #226
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I mean, oh yes, oh my god, oh my god.
Sometimes, somebody's always saying that, you know, oh my god, oh my god. People say it so differently, you know.
Oh my god, papa, dang, Jesus Christo. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. A lot of different ways to say that. Oh, my God. Some people just, it's all one word. Oh, my God. You know? Some people say, oh, my God, Nebraska. You're like, no, that's not it. We got the studios looking retightened. And that's Producer Nick, really. I mean, if you get a chance to look on the YouTube and just really fill your face with the beautiful background that we got going on here. Sweet taste of Americana right here. A lot of sweet things that people have brought us. And gifts that people have brought us. We got the strap right there. TFA TK Guest of the Year. Two tabs. A lot of nice things. Dude, I was just in the... So it's Saturday. I got to tell you that because I have to leave today to go to this... To go out of town.
I'll talk about that in a little while. But I'm in the bathroom here at the office building. And there's a man in there. And he is... And I go to the... I'm using the sink. I do toilet and sink. I do a wall toilet. You know? For yellow only. And then I go to... And then I hear somebody in one of the booths, in one of the, you know, the dookie booths. And I look over. Somebody, okay, a man, I will say it was a man because the shoe size was probably more than, it looked like at least nine and a half or more or better. Somebody is facing the wrong way on the toilet. You know what I'm saying? Somebody's just... Because you know a toilet... I think I thought everybody sat one way on the toilet. And then I see this fella.
You know, this little Olympian. And he's in there facing the wrong way. Okay? Just hugging tank, you know? And I'm just like, damn, this guy... I mean, maybe he has like poop dyslexia or something. I don't even know. But this guy, you know, and I said a quick prayer for him inside of myself, you know, dropped a QP on him. And God, I mean, you just wonder how people end up like that. And this was an adult. I mean, my brother and I, you know, when we were children and stuff like that, and when water was scarce, sometimes if we couldn't, you know, mom wouldn't want us flushing the toilet that much. And so we would go back to back on the toilet and try to, you know, empty our bodies out. You know, whoever could do it faster and then just, you know, do one flush.
But to see a grown man... And not see him, but just to see the legs of a grown man and know he's just in there just hugging tank. Boy, I just, you won't see me doing that. You won't see me just gripping that tank, that booty aquarium, brother, back of a toilet. You won't see me. I sit face forward on a toilet with both my legs out in front of me like God intended. I'm not here doing the devil's work. That's for sure. Let's go.
She's got eyes of fire that burn like a shot of whiskey. And she's been known to bring a man to his knees. She'll take all you have. You never see her coming.
She'll take all you have, baby. You never see her coming.
That's how I know the devil is a woman.
Well, Mr. Johnson knows because he saw her up close in the desert.
Mm-hmm.
Said, ma'am, if you don't mind, would you tune this guitar for me? But she took his soul, and she broke his heart just for fun.
Just for fun.
And that's how I know the devil is a woman.
That's how I know. That's how I know the devil is a woman. And that is Bishop Gunn right there. And just shooting that devil is a woman right in your ears. Isn't it crazy that there's holes in your head? And think about all of them. Okay, let's think about them. You got ear holes. They collect sound. So what else collects sound? Sponges.
What weird bathroom encounter did Theo describe at the start of the episode?
hallways, I guess, or like a cave. Then you got your nose. You can smell. Isn't that crazy that you can smell stuff? You can bring air into your face and then you know that if the air smells like something or doesn't. That's crazy, isn't it? Think about that. Peach cobbler. It could be anything. Oh, man. Somebody's been burning rubber out here while I was sleeping.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–5:52
2
What weird bathroom encounter did Theo describe at the start of the episode?
5:52–39:49
3
Why did Theo announce rescheduled Europe tour dates and how will ticket transfers work?
39:49–41:22
4
What role and expectations does Theo have for the Ghost Draft movie with Chris Pratt?
41:22–45:13
5
What was Theo's reaction to the Jimmy John's hunting photo controversy and boycott calls?
45:13–1:16:58