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All right. Good day. Good day. How are you? How are you? How are I? How are us? Good to see everyone, good to be here with you, happy Thanksgiving, happy November, happy existence. You know, that's something as well. This year went, baby, this year, that thing is, this year was just hooked to a dang laser beam. I feel like, what was that?
You almost had to slow down the film to even remember the summer. It was just... This thing was just a... This took the HOV lane this year. Life got roller skates on. Damn it. Life's got just roller skates on. What was that? I couldn't even make an accurate police report on April. I couldn't tell you what she looked like, what she was wearing.
The officer was like, can you tell me, April, tell me, you know, how tall I look. I don't know, damn it. It just all went so fast. You know, I don't know if it's just that life feels faster now, but you can't even get your hands on it. I mean, it's like just trying to grab sand. You can get some of it, but then it just, it ends up just You just realize and you can't get it.
You can't get that grip on it, boy. It's like trying to just do a... What's it called? The guy you go to and you go in his shop or whatever and it's... He pretends like he has a secretary or whatever, but he doesn't. And then you go in there and he lays you down and he like... He asked you like a question or something, but you're so nervous that you're going to get touched or whatever.
What is that? Chiropractor. It's like trying to be a chiropractor on sand. You know, you just you can't move it. You can't control. You just you think you can and then. There's nothing. Anyway, I'm rambling. I'm just saying it's been a long year. And I'm happy to be here with you today. And yeah, just thank you guys for just your patience on doing solo episodes.
I wanted to tape this yesterday, but I was just so damn rattled. You ever wake up and you're just damn rattled? I mean, it's just like a couple pigeons are just living in your ass. You're just like, what in the hell? And everything's a prop, somebody, you know. Somebody comes to the door and they just, you know. This guy came to the door and he was offering pest control or whatever.
And I'm like, you know, I think they just came because I think I have like 11 pest control guys. Because, you know, I forget and the next thing, you know. Hell, I'll be in my living room reading a book and one of them will just damn just... We'll just spray for lice right in front of me. He'll spray for lice right across my damn forehead sometimes.
Because I forget, you know, I always forget when they're going to be here. You have that one afternoon, you're doing a cook-off and they show up with those, with those, those chigger grenades or whatever. And they're humming those bitches. You know, when your family's out there, you're trying to put mustard on something. And the baby's got damn bug gas in his eyes. It's just... I just forget.
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