Feel Armstrong | This Past Weekend #232
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What does Theo open the show talking about and where does the intro lead off?
What's up, you little dirty Griswolds, huh? You little onomatopoeias, you smoky little almonds. Damn, boy. That smoked almond. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy that that happened to an almond? He was living his life and maybe he hadn't, you know... you know, done right by his wife or he hadn't really taken care of his family 100%. But to smoke him, you know, to take him out back behind in an alley and put a damn gun to his little, to his little pointy little head just makes you wonder what's going on, man. You know, but I'm here. I'm here. You're here. We got this. You little crispy wiggas. Who's ready, huh? Let's get into something.
I'm just sitting on your front porch Wondering how could I be so far from my home And my mind is somewhere else But when I find it I'll patch up where it's been blown Now I'm just floating on the breeze This is where you turn that slow dance into a fast dance, you know? Shake a little bastard by the waist right there.
PG, baby.
shine that light on me right there that's bishop gun with shine and they got that
They got that ear hitter right there. They feel you and we feel you here every week, every week. Welcome to this past weekend. I hope you are doing well. You know, I hope you if you're doing something, I hope you got a shirt on or don't have a shirt on. You know, I remember when I was young, bro, I used to love taking my fucking shirt off, boy. Dude, I would take my shirt off all the time, bro. And sometimes at inopportune times or wrong, they call them wrong times. You know, I'd be at school and the lady give me a little second serving of them mashed patats. And I'll take my damn shirt off, bro. It was almost like a way that I showed my gratitude to things. You know, I remember they had a guy used to drive down the street over there on McGee Street in our neighborhood.
And he was a rich man. This man was really rich. And he had like a nice car, like a I don't know what it was, maybe like a Buick satellite or something. I mean, the thing had damn. It looked fancy, but he had a couple probably stars and a damn half a galaxy in the trunk of it. He just was wealthy. Well off. They called it well to do, they said. And he would drive down the street and he was a veterinarian. And he would throw. He threw a lot of animal carcasses and stuff out of the vehicle. Cause he knew, you know, he liked they would be in our ditch and stuff. And I think he just something inside of him. I think he felt like he was giving back to the, you know, to the lower class or he was doing something or maybe he just, you know, like throwing, you know, you know, animal carcasses out of the dam out of a nice vehicle.
I don't know. But, uh, what was I telling you about? Damn, dude. Um, But yeah, sometimes when I'd be out there and I'd see half of a, you know, half of a rooster hit the ditch, you know, or I'd see, you know, maybe four fifths of a lamb or something hit the ditch, you know, a lamb body. And I would take my damn shirt off, bro. Show some respect. You know, there was just something about when you didn't have anything really to show people. Sometimes you just show them your bare skin. You just show them your young chest and your belly button. You do something. You think, well, damn, I owe some level of gratitude. Or in class, sometimes the teacher would teach us something real good. You know, I remember one time they said lightning.
They said lightning was made up of the same stuff that a rainbow was. And it was hard for me to understand. And then the teacher said that lightning was just an angry rainbow. And I, fuck, dude, I stood up on my desk and took my damn shirt off, bro. You know, and I damn saluted that shit, that fact that that teacher was filling me with the facts. Because I need them sometimes. And there was a way where just kind of disrobing yourself or showing your chest, your young chest to a As a thank you. When you didn't have anything else to give somebody. A card or a couple of monies or something. Nothing like that. But it's coming up. It's the end of September.
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