Chapter 1: What healing experience did Toni share about a funeral?
Getting railed was strangely healing.
They both were at the funeral.
They met there, yeah.
Nah, that's too risky because you might be related.
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. And if you watched a reaction video on YouTube the other day, you will know that Tony has been flirting with someone who is not her fiance.
I know. I have been, just a little recap for anybody that didn't see it. I've been like sweet talking someone from customer service because I ordered Torbz's... The thing is that they know that I'm in a relationship because it's about Torbz's wedding ring. So I ordered...
Was it Ashley Madison? They specialise in affairs.
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Chapter 2: How did Toni's attraction to a customer service representative unfold?
We finally got approval to post it on the company Instagram page. Let's do it now. Fuck you. Oh, that's put me in a right foul slot. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Now I need to remember.
So when Tony apologizes about talking about excretions, that will be a real one.
That will be a real one. Okay. That I was sweet talking someone from customer service because I ordered Torbs' wedding ring and I... Can I tell you something that was so unexpected for me? I ordered this wedding ring. It arrived in the mail. Torbs put it on and I was like... My legs were jelly. I have... I've been attracted to this guy for a long fucking time. And in that moment...
You just- Quadruple billion times. Like, the jitters, like, they're just, like, the whole body, like- Giddy, like, butterflies in my tummy. Like, I got, like, a little chill. Like, just seeing him with the wedding, I just didn't think it would do anything. Like, I just didn't even- But I was like, I am gonna suck that married cock. Like-
You can suck that engaged cock now.
Yeah, and I know. But I did not expect to have any reaction to that. Really? I didn't really think about it.
Interesting. What do you think it was?
Huh?
Just like.
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Chapter 3: What unexpected confession did Toni make about her feelings?
Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, it just sounds like it's not my problem.
Have you tried? Imagine calling nurse on call and they go, oh, yeah, my baby, like she's coughing. Have you tried Googling it?
Have you tried WebMD, you ugly bitch? Yeah. So I've fallen in love with a bot by accident. I didn't even realize. And then I did this trick and they think that they've tricked me back. But I know it's AI.
They don't know that they've been got.
They don't know that I know that they know that I know.
And that's on them.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. So do you feel let down that you did get flirty with a robot? I do.
I actually feel embarrassed. It's like when sometimes if you watch a reel, like, you know, all those bunnies on the trampoline and you go, oh, those bunnies on the trampoline are cute. Everyone goes, that's AI. And you go, fuck. Like, and you feel embarrassed?
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Chapter 4: How did the conversation shift to discussing AI interactions?
I would pick you.
Why are we on a cliff?
Just because it's fun to think about these things. If I were to choose between two things I love on an aeroplane... But, like, the concept of, like, the other one falls to a fiery death and you can't access it anymore is more the, like... But the finality of it is why you're on a cliff.
If I'm on a cliff and below is, like, cold water in the ocean because it's, like, you know, the clifftop and... I'm on fire and a toasted cheese is on fire, who would you push off and who would you keep up there?
I'd keep you up here because I'd douse the flames that you're in with my Yeti water bottle because that's always full of cold water. It's actually an incredible answer. So I'd keep you so that you didn't fall to your death, but I'd be able to put the flames out in another way.
Gotcha.
Like I don't want you to fall all the way down because what if you hit your head on a rock or something?
Or the water.
No, but that's like, you know, that water line. It's not like impervious to going down and hitting your head or hitting a rock or a shark or...
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Chapter 5: What humorous stories emerged from listener confessions?
I'm guessing it was probably.
No.
You just had a haircut.
No, because that's like an observation, which is correct. I go, I think I'm getting a haircut. You've actually already used this word today and you just went, addiction.
I said, you're addicted. You're addicted to haircuts. Addiction. Do you know what's really funny? Addiction. Is the way that you're telling the story is very ā because I don't cut my own hair, but I cut my own fringe.
A little trim of the fringe, yeah.
Like I always have. I get my hairdresser, Raquel, cuts it in for me. But between ā because I like it really short. It doesn't stay short for very long. But I'll give it a good trim and then I'll give it a wash and then I'll wear it that way for a day and then I go, oh, nah, it needs a bit more. I've missed a bit. Oh, yeah. It's been uneven, yeah. Like it's cut.
kind of always a work in progress yeah so the way that you're describing it now actually fully understand because that like if we were to if we were in a position this is just being very being very vulnerable in this intervention is that if someone was addicted to haircuts it's probably me because i cut my fringe like every day Addicted.
Addiction.
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Chapter 6: What was the reaction to the confession about hooking up at a funeral?
No, because you're already hot.
But you're wiping the sweat off, you feel clean, get it out of your pores.
A cold wet towel, yes, but a hot towel, no.
A warm towel. Okay, here is the challenge.
You know when you get like an icy towel? I am so confident. Like at a restaurant or something?
I am so confident that there's never a bad time for a warm towel.
I'm really struggling to come up with like.
My challenge is for you is to in the next three weeks at whatever time you feel appropriate is to present me with a hot towel. Like try and find my spot where I didn't want it.
Question, can I present you with the concept of a hot towel or does it have to physically be a hot towel? Because having that on me all the time is going to be like tricky.
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