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Toni and Ryan

CONFESSION: The Worst Place To Get Dumped

04 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What awkward moment happened during a burrito date?

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I once got dumped halfway through a burrito. Oh. I felt my life falling apart, and then I see this bit of guacamole.

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Oh. Hi, it's Emily from Brisbane, Australia. I'm Matt Gleeson from Honolulu. Hi, I'm Mitch, and this is William, and we're from... Uralu, Victoria. And we're here for this podcast.

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author bestselling Dr. Author Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. Welcome to the show.

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Thanks for being here.

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Now, tarpers, anyone that listens or takes part in the pod is a tarper. That stands for Tony and Ryan podcast.

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Stands. Stands for.

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That's what it stands for. That's what it stands for. And what we stand for is immaculate voices like I was just doing. Stands for. You go.

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No, you're fine.

Chapter 2: What confessions about breakups were shared?

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Also the power move of you being the driver.

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You're driving. No, I don't like that.

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I don't like that at all.

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No. Someone's trusted you there.

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Yeah. And she's like, give me the fries. Grabs the bag. Goes, drop me home.

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What an arsehole.

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Right? Now, I see this story and I go, that's what an arsehole.

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And because don't you think as well, like, if you're, say you're sitting in the, you've gone through the Macca's drive-thru or whatever and you're sitting in the car and you're having a bit of a DNM and it leads to a breakup.

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Yeah, I know.

Chapter 3: What was the worst place to get dumped according to the hosts?

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Because it was just the only place where you could hang out and, yeah, your parents weren't there or whatever.

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Aren't they just the best times, though?

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They were the best.

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Until you get dumped. Until you get dumped. Yeah. So, I was thinking, like, surely... This is like a one-off. This isn't like... Yeah. A thing that's happening with them. So, I go through the confessions because I went, fucking that sounds unfamiliar. New person, new story. I once got dumped halfway through a burrito.

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Oh, terrible time.

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We were sitting in the car sharing chips and guac when he gave like an awful sigh like about, you know, when you got to bring something up and you're like... Look.

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Yeah.

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Look. And as soon as he took that breath, she's like, oh, fuck me. What's got, you know, we've got the.

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Well, I'm about to receive bad news, whether it's that you're breaking up with me or something's going on.

Chapter 4: How do food and breakup conversations intertwine?

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done something that's, like, edgy or whatever. I just think that all that stuff, I just don't get it.

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What I will accept is if this guy's driving off on this girl and she lobs the burrito back into the car, I will accept that.

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Nah, that's why I would do the windscreen.

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Yeah.

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The burrito on the windscreen, guacamole everywhere, and a burrito's, like, $24 now. So, like... Are you fucking joking me? Yeah, like, if you go to GYG, it's, like, $20.

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Charles sent me...

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Like, it's expensive.

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You know how we... This is going to sound like the nerdiest thing ever. You know how we've all started following that new wave accounting Instagram page? And it's like, how much money do you reckon a Yochi store makes?

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I don't know the Instagram you're talking about, but... No, we were talking about the Yochi store the other day. Oh, I didn't know it was a new wave accounting Instagram.

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