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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I quite like pineapple.
That is a poor person's fruit.
We both got quite excited and made our way to the bedroom. With his hands down my trousers, I quickly had the horrible realisation that he had not washed his hands.
Chilli.
Souda creme.
It's good for burns.
You can't put that in your pusshole.
I certainly need a drink after listening to that. If you need to have a drink after that, by the end of this episode, we might need to wheel you out.
OK, fine. No, look. You're going to be dead.
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Chapter 2: How did Toni and Ryan start their podcast journey?
And look at us now. That's beautiful. 14 years ago.
And the old people bringing us up. Isn't that lovely?
Yes, exactly. But I don't think we could do this every day. I couldn't work on the radio. I could.
Could you? Yeah. Yeah. How do you do it every day? How long is each episode roughly? Like 30 to 40 minutes.
Yeah. Once you've done a breakfast show like you have, like this is easy.
Yeah.
We pretend it's hard but it's like, you know.
But it's also fun because we love each other, et cetera.
Yeah. Also, I think that's the pin-up story because everyone goes to do work experience and goes, what if I just met someone and it works out and it goes forever and you guys are doing that, which is crazy. So everyone who now does work experience anyway is expecting to find their William. Yeah. Oh. Just like I found my Tony.
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Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes do they share about their experiences?
And doesn't she? And we got into the back of this Volkswagen Golf and I moved my leg over and it popped. And I was like, you guys, oh, my God. The pussy pimples popped.
In the back of the Volkswagen Golf. Oh, and I'm like, what? And she goes, yeah.
It's over.
It's like being in Carry On Home and Away. It was after a breakfast show, then we went to the pub to have a drink at like 10.30 in the morning and we left at 11pm.
Yeah. Really late. Jugs and jugs of sangria.
Well, talking of alcohol, because I certainly need a drink after listening to that, we are going to treat you.
If you need to have a drink after that, by the end of this episode, we might need to wheel you out.
Okay, fine. You're going to be dead.
Aspiration. Have you ever tried a gin and debonair?
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the crossover with William and Jordan?
Yeah.
I don't like to compare.
I love a Negroni and I feel like this might be like a cousin of a Negroni or something. It is similar. Yeah.
Oh, so is this quite tart?
It is, but not as tart as Negroni. I think Negroni is awesome. I can't do a Negroni.
Oh, me either. I don't like the Campari. Oh, do you?
What's your favourite drink then?
I do really like a gin and tonic. Good. And I also am a slut for an espresso martini. Yes.
How about just a proper martini? Because I would say an espresso martini is not a martini.
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Chapter 5: How do they navigate cultural differences in humor?
I think we toast the Commonwealth.
To the commonwealth. The commonwealth. You're not allowed to clink that.
Oh, no clinking. I'll clink you. Oh, I'll clink you.
Start the car. He doesn't like clinking. It's very, very common. It's because, yeah.
Look at me. I'm clinking doll.
No, no, no. Now, let's go back to martinis because that's my... Oh, that is delicious. Do you like it? Yeah. It's got a kick, hasn't it? It's a slow drink. It's very there.
I guess you're like a giddy drunk as well. It's very there. My favourite kind.
That wouldn't be nice without the ice. No. If that was warm, that would just be yucky turn.
Some days they make us do it without the ice. Well, we're in show business. Are you okay? No, it's fine. It's really not very nice without the ice. Try it when you – and if you're still here in London, I can point you in the right direction to restaurants and hotels that serve it. Not everyone does. But get them to put a slice of lemon or orange in it as well.
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Chapter 6: What dilemmas do listeners submit for advice?
I thought I do care deeply about blood oranges, but now I feel shame. No, don't feel shame.
What do you think is your favourite fruit?
Jordan North. No, I... Very good. That was good. He's quick.
Yeah, I took you right there as well.
I quite like pineapple.
That is a poor person's fruit.
Well, maybe in Australia, madam, but not in Britain.
Oh, I thought you'd like a fancy fruit like a cherry or... Not an apple.
What's quite fancy? Is it fancy? Pomegranate. Oh, fuck yeah.
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Chapter 7: How do they handle unexpected situations in relationships?
Did you try to touch her engagement ring? Are you engaged? Because it doesn't matter how nice your jacket is, it's not worth more than that ring, you know what I'm saying?
No, no, no. Congratulations.
That looks like a lovely ring.
Thank you. It does. Yeah, what about the one on my hand?
Yeah.
Tell me, do you have H. Samuel in Australia?
What's H. Samuel? Oh.
It's a very upmarket jeweler's.
Oh. I don't know.
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Chapter 8: What funny stories arise from their discussions on personal experiences?
Yeah. So I was the mate of honour and I threw the hens party for the bride-to-be.
With my 1,500 closest friends. Yeah. All of our tapas. And where was that at? At Troxy Theatre. Okay. Yeah, which is. Where's that? Oh, exactly. No, it's in the East End.
Oh, I don't even know. But it's apparently the oldest theatre. But I feel like every theatre says we're the oldest theatre. It's like the oldest pub. There are like 400 oldest pubs. Yeah, exactly. But it looked like it had some really quirky, funky looking old, like the interior was a real choice.
They said when it was built, it was the biggest cinema in all of Europe and all in the 1300s or 30s.
Would they just say that to idiot tourists like us and we go, oh, the history.
And we just ate it up.
Yeah, we love that shit.
But that's where all the premieres were and all the fancy ladies went there. And this is your first time in London?
No, we were here two years ago because Tony wanted to see Taylor Swift, so we, for work purposes, did a meet and greet for our third birthday party two days before Taylor was here.
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