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Toni and Ryan

Help I Sexted Toni and Ryan!

04 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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I quite like pineapple.

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2.415 - 4.699 Toni Lodge

That is a poor person's fruit.

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We both got quite excited and made our way to the bedroom. With his hands down my trousers, I quickly had the horrible realisation that he had not washed his hands.

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13.592 - 14.053 Toni Lodge

Chilli.

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Souda creme.

16.697 - 17.618 William Hanson

It's good for burns.

17.638 - 19.02 Toni Lodge

You can't put that in your pusshole.

19.501 - 25.71 Ryan Jon

I certainly need a drink after listening to that. If you need to have a drink after that, by the end of this episode, we might need to wheel you out.

25.73 - 27.793 Toni Lodge

OK, fine. No, look. You're going to be dead.

Chapter 2: How did Toni and Ryan start their podcast journey?

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And look at us now. That's beautiful. 14 years ago.

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114.311 - 116.954 Toni Lodge

And the old people bringing us up. Isn't that lovely?

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117.255 - 122.722 William Hanson

Yes, exactly. But I don't think we could do this every day. I couldn't work on the radio. I could.

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122.742 - 127.909 Jordan North

Could you? Yeah. Yeah. How do you do it every day? How long is each episode roughly? Like 30 to 40 minutes.

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127.949 - 131.653 Ryan Jon

Yeah. Once you've done a breakfast show like you have, like this is easy.

131.673 - 131.934 Toni Lodge

Yeah.

131.954 - 133.776 Ryan Jon

We pretend it's hard but it's like, you know.

133.936 - 136.479 Toni Lodge

But it's also fun because we love each other, et cetera.

136.68 - 152.961 Ryan Jon

Yeah. Also, I think that's the pin-up story because everyone goes to do work experience and goes, what if I just met someone and it works out and it goes forever and you guys are doing that, which is crazy. So everyone who now does work experience anyway is expecting to find their William. Yeah. Oh. Just like I found my Tony.

Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes do they share about their experiences?

184.248 - 195.148 Toni Lodge

And doesn't she? And we got into the back of this Volkswagen Golf and I moved my leg over and it popped. And I was like, you guys, oh, my God. The pussy pimples popped.

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195.168 - 198.615 Ryan Jon

In the back of the Volkswagen Golf. Oh, and I'm like, what? And she goes, yeah.

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198.935 - 199.396 Toni Lodge

It's over.

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199.416 - 211.293 Ryan Jon

It's like being in Carry On Home and Away. It was after a breakfast show, then we went to the pub to have a drink at like 10.30 in the morning and we left at 11pm.

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211.333 - 215.217 Toni Lodge

Yeah. Really late. Jugs and jugs of sangria.

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Well, talking of alcohol, because I certainly need a drink after listening to that, we are going to treat you.

222.063 - 225.466 Ryan Jon

If you need to have a drink after that, by the end of this episode, we might need to wheel you out.

225.626 - 226.868 Toni Lodge

Okay, fine. You're going to be dead.

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Aspiration. Have you ever tried a gin and debonair?

Chapter 4: What is the significance of the crossover with William and Jordan?

274.676 - 274.816 Ryan Jon

Yeah.

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274.977 - 275.979 Toni Lodge

I don't like to compare.

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276.019 - 281.109 Ryan Jon

I love a Negroni and I feel like this might be like a cousin of a Negroni or something. It is similar. Yeah.

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281.269 - 282.973 Toni Lodge

Oh, so is this quite tart?

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283.654 - 287.482 Unknown

It is, but not as tart as Negroni. I think Negroni is awesome. I can't do a Negroni.

287.502 - 290.628 Toni Lodge

Oh, me either. I don't like the Campari. Oh, do you?

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What's your favourite drink then?

292.171 - 298.424 Toni Lodge

I do really like a gin and tonic. Good. And I also am a slut for an espresso martini. Yes.

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How about just a proper martini? Because I would say an espresso martini is not a martini.

Chapter 5: How do they navigate cultural differences in humor?

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I think we toast the Commonwealth.

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347.048 - 351.275 William Hanson

To the commonwealth. The commonwealth. You're not allowed to clink that.

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351.295 - 356.625 Jordan North

Oh, no clinking. I'll clink you. Oh, I'll clink you.

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357.687 - 361.433 William Hanson

Start the car. He doesn't like clinking. It's very, very common. It's because, yeah.

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361.934 - 364.078 Toni Lodge

Look at me. I'm clinking doll.

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No, no, no. Now, let's go back to martinis because that's my... Oh, that is delicious. Do you like it? Yeah. It's got a kick, hasn't it? It's a slow drink. It's very there.

373.395 - 377.864 William Hanson

I guess you're like a giddy drunk as well. It's very there. My favourite kind.

378.365 - 382.713 Toni Lodge

That wouldn't be nice without the ice. No. If that was warm, that would just be yucky turn.

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Some days they make us do it without the ice. Well, we're in show business. Are you okay? No, it's fine. It's really not very nice without the ice. Try it when you – and if you're still here in London, I can point you in the right direction to restaurants and hotels that serve it. Not everyone does. But get them to put a slice of lemon or orange in it as well.

Chapter 6: What dilemmas do listeners submit for advice?

412.665 - 419.274 Ryan Jon

I thought I do care deeply about blood oranges, but now I feel shame. No, don't feel shame.

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419.294 - 420.836 Toni Lodge

What do you think is your favourite fruit?

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Jordan North. No, I... Very good. That was good. He's quick.

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428.486 - 430.549 Toni Lodge

Yeah, I took you right there as well.

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431.09 - 432.912 Unknown

I quite like pineapple.

434.09 - 436.416 Toni Lodge

That is a poor person's fruit.

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Well, maybe in Australia, madam, but not in Britain.

441.129 - 446.286 Toni Lodge

Oh, I thought you'd like a fancy fruit like a cherry or... Not an apple.

446.686 - 451.372 Ryan Jon

What's quite fancy? Is it fancy? Pomegranate. Oh, fuck yeah.

Chapter 7: How do they handle unexpected situations in relationships?

489.548 - 496.216 Ryan Jon

Did you try to touch her engagement ring? Are you engaged? Because it doesn't matter how nice your jacket is, it's not worth more than that ring, you know what I'm saying?

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496.236 - 496.977 Toni Lodge

No, no, no. Congratulations.

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496.997 - 498.018 Ryan Jon

That looks like a lovely ring.

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498.258 - 501.261 Toni Lodge

Thank you. It does. Yeah, what about the one on my hand?

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Yeah.

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Tell me, do you have H. Samuel in Australia?

505.133 - 506.656 Toni Lodge

What's H. Samuel? Oh.

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It's a very upmarket jeweler's.

509.121 - 510.403 Toni Lodge

Oh. I don't know.

Chapter 8: What funny stories arise from their discussions on personal experiences?

556.63 - 560.895 Ryan Jon

Yeah. So I was the mate of honour and I threw the hens party for the bride-to-be.

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561.015 - 570.75 Toni Lodge

With my 1,500 closest friends. Yeah. All of our tapas. And where was that at? At Troxy Theatre. Okay. Yeah, which is. Where's that? Oh, exactly. No, it's in the East End.

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570.77 - 585.445 Ryan Jon

Oh, I don't even know. But it's apparently the oldest theatre. But I feel like every theatre says we're the oldest theatre. It's like the oldest pub. There are like 400 oldest pubs. Yeah, exactly. But it looked like it had some really quirky, funky looking old, like the interior was a real choice.

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585.425 - 592.716 Toni Lodge

They said when it was built, it was the biggest cinema in all of Europe and all in the 1300s or 30s.

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592.756 - 595.701 Ryan Jon

Would they just say that to idiot tourists like us and we go, oh, the history.

595.721 - 596.542 Toni Lodge

And we just ate it up.

596.562 - 597.083 Ryan Jon

Yeah, we love that shit.

597.103 - 602.151 Toni Lodge

But that's where all the premieres were and all the fancy ladies went there. And this is your first time in London?

602.131 - 613.745 Ryan Jon

No, we were here two years ago because Tony wanted to see Taylor Swift, so we, for work purposes, did a meet and greet for our third birthday party two days before Taylor was here.

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