Chapter 1: What humorous anecdotes are shared about Dublin's nightlife?
We call her Tony Temple Bar Lodge because about 90% of Dublin has been inside her at least once.
A pint of Guinness and a lick of the penis.
We're drivers from Ireland and we approve this podcast.
Welcome, yes. Hello. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast live in Dublin. We've been here for a few days. Tony has attempted to split the G three times and has yet to do so successfully. It's not going well. But right here in front of friends and family, a whole room of typers. Yes. Live on stage, someone until Monday hadn't drank in like six months. Yes. I'm going to try again. Yeah.
And I really want to do a good job.
OK.
All right.
She's going good. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
She's done it!
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Chapter 2: How does Tony attempt to split the G and what are the challenges?
All right. Now, Ryan also has not successfully done it. We're going to hype him up to try as well. But you can stay seated. His name's second. I got close at my fifth attempt the other day. You have gotten close. So, ready? Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Oh, I fucked it up. Yeah, sorry about that.
Four, three, two, one.
Now it's all you that I'm gonna ring in the morning. No, hear me out at five when we have to get on a plane. And he goes, my tummy's a bit sore. Because as we learned that Guinness has four ingredients and only one of them is one that Ryan can have. I'm great with water. It's the barley, wheat and hops that I'm no good with. I mean, one out of four is not too bad.
Is it unprofessional to go off stage to get a glute guard? No, I think I'll do that now. I'll sit down. Okay, you chat with the guys. Oh, okay. I'm really embarrassed about this. I shouldn't have gone back for that other sip. That's my fault. I'm going to burp. Oh, that's not going to be good. I'm so sorry.
And this is the actual podcast now, so I should be a grown-up, but I don't know how to do that. Well, we've been travelling around and trying to find the best parts of Dublin, and it's all of it. I cannot believe we went to this pub today and ate a fucking roast from heaven. What was that pub called? Dropping Well. You know it?
Okay, the best food I've ever eaten, and all the ladies called me lad, and I loved that. I've got the glute guard. You've got the glute guard. Do you need some water? I've got some. I've got some over here. Okay. I just think that Guinness tastes like Vegemite. So true. Okay.
I can't really taste anything right now because I'm sweating because the adrenaline just got to me and I was not planning on doing that. Can I just say, not for them, this is for us. Yeah. You killed that. Oh, thank you. That was amazing. Thank you. I think there's something about people screaming your name and stomping their feet that make, I could do fucking anything. Oh my God.
And I could see it in your eyes. Yeah. Yeah, that was amazing. Shall we do normal or nah? Yeah. Oh, sorry, I bet. Oh no. Yeah, sorry. Oh God. Why? Does anyone want this? I actually have some crazy coincidence chat. What is it? Because we love some coincidence chat on this show. We love it.
So when I was collecting those Guinnesses, don't do the maths on how long they've been sitting out the back there for. Yeah. They weren't poured as well as we would have done it either. They did not let it settle for 60 to 70 seconds. I was walking across the street. I've just heard someone open a tree. LAUGHTER What they say about Ireland is true.
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Chapter 3: What food experiences did the hosts have in Dublin?
Even though he hasn't almost crashed that much since we got here, his so-called best friend Tony banned him from driving this afternoon to the RDS theatre. Normal. Yeah, Ryan goes to like, he opened the front door and I went, Charles is going to drive. What's wrong with my giant? I just wanted to take the pressure off you. I thought you're the talent tonight. Take good care of you.
Don't want you stressed before the show. You know, that kind of thing. Is it because of the car yesterday that stopped? That is part of it. And then the other day when we went to 40 foot, we were in a pretty, it's a pretty tight little horseshoe there. And Ryan goes, do you know what? I reckon this is fine. Up just like this massive tree. And we have to return it tomorrow morning.
We could either park in the tree or park in the middle of the road. And I made a pretty good call. Yeah, that's so true. Thank you. Sorry I wasn't more supportive. I would drive home, but... Yeah. I've started. Natalie's not fucking driving. Nah. Normal or nah, being Irish and believing flat seven up is the cure for every illness...
There's an Irish person right there that was very, very excited about that. The arms went right in there, both of you, but his were very high. Flat seven up, Richard, yeah. Top of Becca asked that. Yeah, thanks, Becca.
Hi, Becca. Becca, you weren't that excited about that.
Hungover, flat seven up. Stomach bug, flat seven up. Bad day, flat seven up. It just works. It cures fucking everything.
normal flat coke did i just hear oh oh no no flat seven i mean my mum used to like stir like bubbles out of lemonade if i had a tummy ache i guess that's the same thing yeah yeah that is that that yeah and it make your tummy feel better i don't remember i was probably just so happy that i got lemonade yeah like that just feels like a treat and you're like ah I hope you should be sick more.
I'm going to need a flat lemonade tomorrow. Yeah, you will actually. Normal or nah, being Irish and not lining up for anything. Tarpa Carmel asks, that's normal or nah? Carmel? Is Carmel here? Hi, Carmel. Bus stops, bars, street crossings. In Ireland, instead of lining up, people just seem to mill around and pile in when the time feels right.
It doesn't feel like they're being rude and there's no bad manners. It's just sort of how Irish people roll. Is this normal or no? Normal. Well, at the beginning, before we started the show, we were like, cool, we're ready to go. And one of the people at the venue who was helping us set everything up, she goes, oh, I'm just letting you know that Irish people are always late. LAUGHTER
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts define 'normal' in Irish culture?
Okay. They call me Supermax. Ending your night with me is something you'll regret tomorrow morning. But sounds really good at the time. Oh, you wouldn't, would you? I'm not going tonight. I'm not going tonight. You might as well. Did you know that Ireland's first Olympic medal was for painting? Painting? Because I'd love for you to paint me back doors wide on the way out.
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I like my pick up lines with a good historical fact. Me too. So that is really cool. You've come to the right place because I've got a few more of those. Have you ever heard of Oscar Wilde? He's coming up. We call her Tony Temple Bar Lodge because about 90% of Dublin has been inside her at least once. And it's a total rip off. Not worth the price of admission.
While I was Googling, I saw this term that you use in Ireland, and it's like calling someone a bit of a ride. Is that right? Like, oh, they're fucking, they're hot, they're a bit of a ride. Okay. You need to know that for this. He's a bit of a ride, isn't he? And I'd love to give him a ride. Are people saying that? Oh, okay. I thought I was really onto something with that. That's okay.
I'd still use it. But thank you. Would you say yes? If you said that to me, I'd be like, first of all, original. First of all, first time I've heard it. Second of all, yes. Tony, I'd like to call you heading down to Cork because I love you. Fuck! Tony, I'd love to call you travelling to Cork because I hear you love going down south.
Oh, yeah.
There's the historical fact. I heard you want to split the G, but have you thought about splitting my C? If someone here in Ireland goes, I will, yeah. Does that mean they're going to do it? Oh, everyone's shaking their hat, so it means you won't. I will, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm also going to provide an accent. Do you want to practice the, I will, yeah? I will, yeah. I will, yeah. I will, yeah. Oh, that was great. You're definitely going to... Oh, that was great. You're definitely going to call me tomorrow, right? I will, yeah. I know there's no snakes in Ireland, but I'd love to see yours.
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