Chapter 1: What are the hosts' initial thoughts on English foods?
Did you say darling?
Darling, yeah, darling. Oh my God. You sound beautiful.
My fucking weakness. I said this to Charles before. We went and got a little Sambo from around the corner and this guy goes, you're right, darling, to me. And I just fucking gushed. Call me a fucking bottle of water because I fucking opened up.
Honestly. Is it real? Like the English accent?
Oh. Va-wa-a! Va-wa-a! Va-wa-a! Hi, I'm Maddie from Ireland, live at The Dublin Show. Hi, I'm Austin from Denton, Texas. I'm Ugo from Lisbon, Portugal. And I bring this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. It is with week and today we are with...
Aaron Craskell. I wrote a little thing. Do you want to hear it? Massive Instagram sensation. Not massive because you used to be fat. Like massive, like heaps of numbers. Author.
Sitting there eating bread.
Author. vine superstar remember vine i fucking love vine it really was um ryan has followed you forever and you're from ken like the pumpkin yeah and the idiot with the camera is now the idiot with a microphone welcome yeah thank you for having me i googled that i can't believe you guys invited me here oh we're pumped no fucking our pleasure and i opened the dm and i was like fuck
Fucking yes, man. What was my reply straight away?
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Chapter 2: How does Aaron Crascall describe his rise to fame?
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
That's off brand for you.
I'm proud of you for that. You've reached out with a voice memo. The least I can do is go back.
I can just do so much in a voice note. I can do at least half an hour of texting in one sentence.
Yeah. I also love to sing. So I feel like if I became a voice memo person, I would sing a lot more.
And would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
Hey, Aaron. That's what I would have done. Can't wait to see you.
Yeah. Oh.
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Chapter 3: What are the pros and cons of voice memos versus text messages?
I went to New York and it's the same there. Yeah. People stop and they're like, You sound beautiful. Can you talk? And I'm like, yeah, of course. Yeah, you're like, I never shut up.
What would you like to know?
Darling.
Oh, no, because British is nice. So when I was in the US, we often, people hear our voice and go, are you from the UK?
Yeah, they ask us that all the time. Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah, and I go, no, they would be really offended by that.
Yeah, that's crazy, man. It sounds so different.
You guys are a higher octave. We're also more nasal.
Like talking out. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What unique English snacks do the hosts discuss?
No, but I like that. I mean, I'm not a parent. I don't have a human child. I do have a dog who is fucking spoiled rotten in fairness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what do you recommend?
You spoiled my daughter, though.
I do.
So Tony comes over. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, you're the best. Mabel's three years old. She just started watching Winnie the Pooh. Tony comes around and she's handmade all these little dolls.
Oh, babe.
And now Mabel, she'll just be like, oh, yeah, people just rock up and hand make these.
And bring them home.
And bring me gifts. And I'd be like, yeah. And then, so I gave her this weenie, the poo thing, right? And then Ryan goes, a couple of days later, he goes, oh, Mabel just had a bit of a question because you left one of the characters out. And Ryan goes, yeah, she didn't like that.
She didn't like that. She goes, oh.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about their parenting styles?
And this huge like thick chunk.
Just a chunk of cancer popped out of the caramel.
I literally have left the hotel there with my stuff.
Oh yeah. Ryan goes, do you reckon that's right? And I was like, throw it out the window. It's turned to yoghurt.
It's not right.
We say yoghurt and that's a point of contention. Yoghurt.
Yoghurt. Yoghurt. Yoghurt.
Top of Chris, getting unreasonably excited about purchasing a new tool or household item. I don't know if I'm getting old or boring, but I just bought a new drill. I've told three people about it and I take it out of the box just to hold it.
Normal. It's so satisfying. I bought a juicer two weeks ago and still haven't unboxed it. It cost me 170 quid. For a juicer. It's still next to my fridge in the box. But it's a Ninja one.
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Chapter 6: What are the cultural differences in food preferences?
Annabelle's in the house.
Bennett Alan Wood, fucking save some names for the rest of us, mate. Jackson Nash, good on you, Jackson. Kay, Daniel Henderson, Mary G. Mary G. Joanna Booth, good on you, Joanna. Leah Day, Michalina Noga, Chloe, Alex Seles, and Beth Roberts. Thank you very much for being part of our patrons. Thanks, legends. Absolutely fucking love to see it. What do them guys do?
they're a part of our Patreon so they so they spend the most money they spend the most money and they're watching live streams they're fucking paying for your bottle of water bottle of water yeah Annabelle yeah this one's for you baby thanks for the Evian So I've been a fan of yours for a decade. Literally for 10 years. Yeah, I reckon it would be. And I love it.
And we were watching a bunch of your stuff this morning and everyone said, the thing we love about the videos is you don't just like sort of do it. It's the full commitment. It's full. And if you haven't seen a lot of Aaron's dress ups, looking silly, it's like pretty cringe and that's the point.
But I have to go full otherwise it's not a video. I'm not fully satisfied, man.
So I've had a thing a few times where I've thought of an idea and gone, that'll be really funny. And then the day to actually- Bottle it. Well, no, but the day of filming comes and I go, oh, now I actually- Oh, we'd have to go to the shopping center and do that thing. Now I actually have to go do that.
But so do you still have that or you just do- Oh, man, I need it. I need that. It's like drugs to me. Yeah, right. I love that feeling of awkwardness. Like the thrill of going and doing it.
Oh, mate, I love it.
If the train's not busy enough, I won't get on it. It has to be over. It has to be like sardines.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to trying new English foods?
Next time you have some beef, you need some horseradish. This shit burns your nose.
This is pure English. These are all pure English. Oh, it's Coleman's. The same as the mustard. Here we go, babe. There we go, darling. Have a little go at that.
Have a big whiff of that. It'll like. Goes in a beef sandwich. It's a beef.
On a steak sandwich. Yes.
Oh, that's so good. At the market.
That would make you shit your fucking head off. Would it? Don't you reckon?
It's full of garlic. You ready for this one? If you have a, do you like ham? Yeah. Ham sandwich. Yeah.
Next time. Hang on, hang on. Don't show me what it is. Is that fucking Branson pickle?
Yeah.
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