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Toni and Ryan

Strippers Need To Stop Doing This

22 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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Normal or nah?

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Chapter 2: What unusual drink experience did the host have at a hen's party?

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Drinking juice from a stripper's cup at a hen's party. I nearly threw up. Please tell me this is not normal. I would be like, you need to buy me another drink.

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11.946 - 14.99 Curtis

Hi, this is Curtis from Louisville, Kentucky. Hi, I'm Jacob from Perth.

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Hi, I'm Louise from Languero, Australia.

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And I approve this podcast.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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welcome to the tony and ryan podcast the podcast where tony likes my sneakers yes um you know i've worn these no i know you wear them all the time i just really i just really like them a green number like that they it's not like really super different greens it's like just they've decided on the the grain they've decided on the grain yeah i really like them

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They're my first and only New Balance as well. Yeah. You never forget a first New Balance. No, you don't. Is New Balance still like the shit or have we moved on from that? Because I feel like they were the height of fashion for a bit there. Yeah, I think we're all sneakers kind of come and go, eh? I was actually talking to Lily about Legal Lil about New Balance this morning. I...

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bought a pair that like that real trendy pair that everybody had. I found them really slippery and I found the sizing a bit random. Like I bought my regular size, which was like a bit too big. And so I got a size smaller and that was too small. Like, so I think they just, I found them to be in between. So I don't think they really suit me.

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Obviously you're using the word slippery in the literal proper sense of the word. Yeah. Like I couldn't get a grip. Get a fucking grip. Get a fucking grip, mate. I once had this guy that was described as a person as slippery. And isn't that like the worst thing you can be described as? Yeah. And it doesn't make any sense. I don't really know exactly. I couldn't precisely tell you what that means.

Chapter 3: What is the 'normal or nah' game and how is it played?

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I love love, so don't get me wrong, but the formalities, the formal wear, the grandparents, I just love being silly and I feel like the hens party is my energy. I like that. My sister got married a few weeks ago. Everyone knows the hens was awesome and the wedding was okay. Like it was fine. It was fine. But the hens was the fucking shit. That's where friends are made. I love a wedding.

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And I think a wedding is really fun, but a bad wedding is shocking.

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Yeah.

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Like, it's not hard for a wedding to be great, but it's easy for them to be bad. And a bad wedding, like, you're just sat there and you're like, I just want to go.

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Yeah.

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Like, I feel like we've all been to a wedding or a birthday or an event or whatever, but I think it's not normal for me, but I reckon it would be normal for people because it's like... has the energy of the like back in the day we used to go to a club and it was our group of girlfriends and we just like got pissy and had fun and it was real silly.

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And a hen's party is as we get older and people have kids and move away or whatever, it is the only opportunity you get to have that like silly night out. So I completely understand people would prefer it. I would prefer a wedding though. I love them. Yeah. I love a wedding. Love a wedding. Do you love a saxophone player on the dance floor?

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Because I experienced one of those at a wedding earlier this year. Yeah. And he was a bit of a player as well as a saxophone player. He was a bit of a player. I don't think that guy's gone home alone for a wedding. He knows what he's doing. Yeah. And that's fine. That's your shtick. Don't say shtick. Shtick it in my ass.

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But is it, because a hens for me feels like girly and silly and whatever, and you're planning mine at the moment. But I feel like in my mind, a bucks party is not like that. It's not like silly. It's like bro-y and I don't really like think they feel the same. They definitely don't feel the same. It depends what it is. I think a hen's can be or a buck's can be shit if it's like over-organized.

Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on the role of strippers at hen's parties?

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And it wasn't like... Yeah, anyway, so we're very close to them and the waiter comes over and he goes, hi, how are you going? And he's like handing a menu to Torbs. Then he turns to me and he goes, oh, my God, like I'm such a big fan of the podcast. And I was like, oh, bro, like that's so sweet. And he goes, oh, my God, Tony, like I'm such a big fan. I really love your shit.

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And I was like, oh, my God, thank you so much. And obviously because we're kind of chatting and The people next to us can obviously hear what's, and they're like, oh, who is she? What the fuck's going on? Who the fuck is she? And what's going on? And there's all these people. And then like, it's kind of just attracted some attention and it's caused a bit of a kerfuff. And I'm like, then like, oh.

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Would you define it as a ruckus? I don't know if it was a full ruckus, but it was certainly a kerfuff. And it drew some eyes. And then this waiter is like so lovely, but very then excited to see me there.

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and then we're getting who wouldn't be we're getting quite a lot of attention then after that and um it was excellent service the food was beautiful but um anyway that kind of happens and torts goes how nice like that's so sweet and i was like yeah how great we like order our food and whatever and we're sitting there and we're just chatting and whatever like we weren't like sitting there passion or anything but we were just chatting and whatever anyway um

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This waiter, every time they come over, they go, Tony, how was this? Was that diet coke okay? You only had coke zero. That's okay. But, you know, like, but really being super attentive. Really hamming it up. Very attentive. Were the other people on your not table table also getting good attention?

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They were still getting looked after, but it wasn't to the level that we were being well taken care of. Sure. Anyway, Torbs and I, we finish our dinner. I had a steak. Thanks for asking, Torbs. What sort of sauce? They come over. Oh. It's like a blue cheese fucking Gruyere-like moment. It was fucked. It was really, really good. So it was like a blue cheese Bearnaise, you know?

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So it's like a cousin of a Hollandaise. And can I go out on a limb and say like... A char-grilled broccolini on the side. We did do, like, a beans to share. Yeah. And then they had, like, a duck fat potato thing. Fuck up. It was beautiful. Duck fat potatoes make my dick duck fat. Oh, my God. Like, suck my duck. You know what I mean? It's so yummy and crunchy.

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Anyway, the whole bit, it was really beautiful. Anyway, it's, like, pretty stuffed. It's, like, pretty rich dinner. And then our waiter comes over. Oh, don't.

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the dinner can i get you guys a dessert and i was like fuck i'm i'm actually pretty full but like i wouldn't hate something a little bit sweet i was a menu which i wouldn't yeah i wouldn't mind anyway so they come back with the menu and we look at it and i go oh to really grabbing me. And then at the same time, Torbs and I both go, unless you'd share that chocolate thing.

Chapter 5: What are the hosts' opinions on the appropriateness of dipping food in drinks?

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That's amazing. Well, we are actually, speaking of live streaming, we're live tomorrow for Champion Tapas. And speaking of tomorrow, I mentioned this earlier in the week, it's our best friend anniversary tomorrow. It's been the best two years of my life. Same. Absolutely love it. So my love to say it is a little poem that I wrote for you. You wrote a poem? Yeah, I wrote you a little poem.

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An agnostic one? It isn't. It's a limerick. Favourite kind. There once was a boy called Ryan. That was me. Who I thought was mighty fine. Now we're best friends, hope it never ends, and he'll continue to eat my giant.

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Best friends. It is literally poetry. Thank you so much. I love that. Because I love you so much. I love you too. I have not prepared a poem. No, no, no, that's fine. But I just thought, you know what? I want to write a little something for my bestie. Yep. And real life best friend as well. You know how these things kind of, oh, best friends, but like- Yeah, okay. Actually.

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Yeah, my sound was like, yeah.

2149.766 - 2156.753 Ryan Jon

Yeah. But it sounded like- Yeah, I can hear that now. Yes, we really like each other. She's got my home address.

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We are best friends.

2158.135 - 2159.696 Ryan Jon

I am a friend robot.

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Don't message me after- I got a text message from Tony very late the other night. Did you like what you saw? Tony, herself on Canva, Craftsmith, woman of STEM- Sent me an invitation to her wedding. I did. Made on Canva. I did make it on Canva. It looked great. Thank you so much. Did I RSVP? No. And Bridget just sent me a love heart emoji. I saw that. What does that mean?

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