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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
He cheated on me.
Fuck him.
He ironed his work shirts and he ironed his going out tops. He was very particular about that. So I put diluted pee in his iron.
How do you even come up with that?
I'm Joanna from the Hollywood Hills, Northern Ireland. Hi, this is Grammy Tammy from Vineyard, Utah. Hi, I'm Hannah from Gellingen in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, best-selling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge, who's doing a fish bum face.
Fish bum face. This is Ryan, my best friend.
Lovely to be here. And I know it makes no sense what I'm about to say because podcasts aren't live and they get uploaded at the same time every day. But sorry for the delay in recording. I sat down 10 minutes ago and Tony goes, you know how you just had a steak sandwich with chimichurri? I said, yes. She goes, there's a lot of stuff in your teeth.
And he goes, oh, here? And I went, yeah.
Yeah, there, but also there, there, there.
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Chapter 2: What petty breakup moves are shared in this episode?
Yeah.
Thanks, Shaz.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whose Victoria's Secret underwear was this? Yeah. Yeah, have that back. That shit's expensive.
All four of them put their hands up. I thought we've all worn that same pair at one stage.
Yeah.
The camaraderie between the exes.
Yeah, I think that's really nice. I love that they're still friends. Girls are the best. Tarpa Sonny. Hi, Sonny.
He cheated on me. Fuck him. And he was also weirdly obsessed with how he smelled. He ironed his work shirts and he ironed his going out tops. He was very particular about that. It was Charles. So I put diluted pee in his iron. Have a great day, babe.
How do you even come up with that?
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Chapter 3: What are the experiences shared about past relationships?
Yeah, I'm like, were you holding it in? I was like, God, you must have had piss everywhere. It did not even cross my mind to pee into a cup or a funnel or something. Yeah, that's good. That is just so creative. Respect. Are you a fucking engineer? That's amazing.
Tapa Reindeer.
Hi, Reindeer.
People on YouTube have more creative names.
I like that.
My ex played the lottery every week with the same numbers. Oh. After we broke up, I bought a ticket every week with his numbers as well. So, if he ever won, he'd have to share the winnings with me. He never knew and we still haven't won. Bless.
That is, it's again, it's like a long, like a long con.
I tell you what it also is.
But it's costing you money. But like, yeah, I mean.
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Chapter 4: How did Toni's exes react to her breakup?
This wasn't a breakup, but it was this guy who bullied me in high school. Yeah, he had it coming. And he's such a fucking cockhead. What's his name? Lee Darwin.
And I had his phone number and I used to just like send it to radio stations so that they would text him and be like, hey, do you know when you get put on the VIP list and they go, hey, do you have a story about a dog at the vet or whatever? And like they kind of reach out to their VIPs. Yeah. And I used to just like send his number to radio stations. So that would be really annoying.
There were a few who just like sign them up to stuff their email.
Yep. So I used to do that with his phone number.
Chapter 5: How does shared trauma bring exes together?
Or if like I was at walking through the shopping center and they go, oh, can we grab your phone number and give you some more information? I go, yeah. And I'd give his fucking number. Cause he was so nasty to me.
This would be the worst thing. This would be the worst thing that could happen to me. So I've been trying to cancel my Dropbox account for about five years. I cannot find the cancel button.
Dropbox is actually impossible.
You cannot. And you click on the cancel button. They go, oh, thanks for clicking the cancel button, confirming your extension. And you go, what the fuck?
Let me fucking quit. Confirming your upgrade? Yeah. Because if you Google like cancel Dropbox, it comes up from them like an FAQ. And it's like how to cancel your subscription. And they go, just click on the account tab. But then you click on the thing and there's no account tab. Like they've just lied. Like they've lied on the FAQ of where to click because it then is impossible to do it.
And then it's a tiny little hyperlink in the top corner because I eventually ended up finding it. I'll find it for you.
Is it corporate social responsibility?
Like- It has to be accessible.
You got to let people go.
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