Chapter 1: What is the best butter on earth mentioned in this episode?
You know that I am a butter slut. I love butter.
Boy, have I got something for you.
We don't.
I'll put it on top there.
This is the best butter I've ever eaten in my whole f***ing life. Hi, I'm Sophie from Perth, Western Australia.
Hi, I'm John Terry from fabulous Las Vegas in the US. Hi, I'm Georgie from Melbourne, Australia. And I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the podcast. We're both wearing purple. Or is this brown?
Oh, no, that's purple.
We're both wearing purple. It's going to be a great day.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on eating butter straight?
That's fun. coincidence chat um i've got some normal chat what are you wearing charles charles you have to wear pants to work that is unbelievable again that's unbelievable i've got something to say about our office and i think it might be all offices in australia oh one office many office office office can you push air through your penis
I'm going to need one skerrick of context as in why that occurred to ask in this exact moment.
This is going to really annoy you. But the reason is because I thought, can you suck air through your penis? The more context I have is just the inverse of what I already said. Like, can you push or suck air through your cockhole?
I reckon not much.
Not possible to intentionally push air into the bladder or through the penis. Judy is sphincters. Hardly knowers. Like, could you do... Like, so if we were having sex, like... Hypothetically. Oh, we'll have to try. Like, and I could queef out my fanny giant. Could you queef out your penis hole?
No.
Oh. Imagine if it was like a little party blow. It was like... Or like when you just like you felt a fart and it was like, like it was like a little straw. Sorry, I just blew out a heap of spit. That's a shame.
Have we started?
It has so much potential.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about microwave popcorn?
I love Steph.
Rubbing your popcorn on the inside of the bag to get extra flavor as you're taking it out. Toughest step. This is normal or nah. Before I eat my popcorn, I grab the kernels and rub them on the inside of the microwave bag to make sure I get all of the extra butter and all of the extra salt. Maximum flavor, extra bang for my buck. My sister thinks it's diabolical, but I think it's normal.
Sorry, I'm just over here having a fucking sensory meltdown. Obviously, this is suitable for like a microwave popcorn. Yep. Because at the cinema, it doesn't have the, it's like already. I physically cannot eat microwave popcorn out of the, I have to put it into the spew bowl.
Yeah.
i cannot physically reach my hand into that crusty little bag and i tell you for what because when your palm the back of your palm grazes the salt and the crinks on the in
on the it gets on the back of your that makes me feel so nicky-nacky i don't like that at all i can't do that nothing has made me ever feel as nicky-nacky as you saying the words nicky-nacky that has just really rubbed me up like the inside of a microwave popcorn bag and that's how i feel right now thinking about the inside of the microwave popcorn bag
I cannot do it. It makes me so physically uncomfortable. And there's just no way to maneuver your hand. It's got a pretty big, like the top is quite big, but I still just like you get the stuff on you. Your hand gets really dirty. It gets like a little bit of the butter on it. Everything sticks to you. I just like it makes me feel so upset.
Do you need to drink some water and take a deep breath?
I don't need to calm down.
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Chapter 4: What is 'normal or nah' and how does it work?
Do you need a horse photo?
I think I need the horse photo. I'm sorry. No, actually, I'm not sorry. I'm advocating for what I need. I need the horse photo. Fuck, there's some shit in there. What are you doing in there?
We've got a lot of twist bars. We got a red hair because when I was the girl that worked in real estate.
Yeah. No, you were Julia Roberts.
Yeah.
I've got my colonoscopy results. That's not going to help me seeing your fucking bowel again.
I'm pretty sure the horse foot is in the middle drawer.
That's the most upsetting thing I've ever seen. It's like, have you seen that woman anywhere?
No. The cops rock up and they go, have you seen her? And we go...
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Chapter 5: What unusual food habits are discussed?
Where is the horse photo? I think it was under the podcast.
Under Dr. Dick. Oh, why didn't you say so?
Here we go. This is actually helping. Is it?
Yeah, it is.
Love you, horse photo.
I'm glad it's helping.
You have to put it back in your thing. Because, God forbid, we can't find it. Oh, that would have been easier.
We'll just leave that up for the rest.
Do you feel better?
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Chapter 6: How does the episode address the topic of butter tourism?
Yeah. I love butter. This plate of assorted butters is really doing something to me.
Now, I've learnt that, and this isn't what's on the table, by the way, but there's a place down near Queenscliff called Lard Arse Butter where they have, like, a salad door like a winery.
Get fucked.
The dairy farmer's daughter hand-crafting award-winning cultured butter. They've got a roast fennel seed, a black garlic, a seaweed and miso, like, so you go down there and they bust out the crackers. So, you know, I was like, I... Noah buttery slut. I know we've had a rough start to the pod today because we talked about the really unsettling thing of I just went to put... On the table. Yeah.
Now... But we're winning me back over with my favourite food, butter.
Now, we've been to Baker's Delight, obviously. Now, would you like to start with the pure cream butter? We've got the Normandy, like the French infused salted or what have we got here?
Guys, what the fucking hell?
This is like a... Slow fermented in Fitzroy.
that is the is that like a tuna tin with but that is the fanciest thing i've ever seen yeah and because we don't where did you fucking get that from we've been searching around and going to some like artisanal dallies to like get the best butter for our girl and the reason that you heard crazy noises before is we don't have a can opener and charles had to open that with the saw you sawed that open there it is
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' views on the cultural significance of butter?
I just add my own salt to that one. That one though, the one in the tin, that's beautifully salted. What's that called?
Oh, it's tequila flavored. Are we going to be able to drive home?
Pure creamery butter. That one is absolutely delicious.
Does that say tequila on it? No.
What does that say there?
Oh, Mantequilla.
Mantequilla. Okay, and this one is the French Normandy one. This one looks like it's come from a foreign land. Oh, look at the shape of that one. Holy shit. It's got like a scalloped edge. That's fancy. That's fancy. Oh, and that's got a lovely knife feel. I'm making up terms.
No, but that feels right. If we went to a salad or for butter, you would be like- Say things like that. You'd be like, oh, and it just falls off the knife.
Oh, the bouquet of that butter is just delightful. That's what I would say. I think I want to try that one. Yeah, try that one. I've put a lot of butter on this one. Oops. Fucking eat my little cock around. Yeah. This is the best butter I've ever eaten in my whole fucking life.
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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes are shared about food experiences?
What else is there in this world?
Oh, I'll be honest, right?
She sat right back in the chair.
Just before, I thought there was no way winning me back today.
Yeah.
And as my best friend, you knew that what I needed was to consume my fucking body weight in butter.
That last one is still.
Do you guys want to taste this fucking butter? Is that crazy?
That last one is unbelievable.
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