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Toni and Ryan

Toni Gets THE SHOPPIES

08 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the shoppies and why do they happen?

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Sometimes when you've had a bit of a stressful day, you get the shoppies. You just need to buy something. Well, you woke up one day and you're just like, oh, fuck, I'm just in the mood to buy shit. And then we let her loose.

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Hi, I'm Elizabeth from New Milford, Connecticut in the US. Hi, I'm Denise from Antigonish, Nova Scotia. Hi, I'm Cassie and this is R2. We're from Florence, Alabama in the US. And I approve this podcast.

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Buongiorno. Welcome to Sicily. Not Italy. Episode two of Tanalla and Rihanna is coming up soon. For those playing along at home, Tony accused my character of looking like a gay pirate because of the shirt he was wearing. A beautiful, beautiful, fancy pirate. Thank you. It just took me by surprise.

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When you said you were going to buy a white linen shirt, I just assumed like a classic button-up linen. You know that like a fancy person would wear on a yacht or something? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was picturing. I also just... Was it because of the rope tie up at the front? The rope tie at the top kind of made you look like Yuri Mamma Mia. I feel like I would still wear that on a yacht.

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Yeah, I reckon a pirate would wear it. Oh, there's a guy out there wearing the exact same top. Yeah, good for him. Love that. That's like a Seth Rogen. So we are, oh, I can find out for you if you want. He's in Cannes at the moment or was in Cannes. Oh, we got a boat there. That's how we got there. Yeah. Yeah, so we're in Sicily and we have really loved all the greenery everywhere.

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It's like so stunning. It's stunning. When you look up the mountain and stuff, it's gorgeous. And neither of us have been to Italy before, so we didn't really know what to expect. Yeah. And there are so many cactuses here. Which I did not know. But, like, massive, like, a tree with them, like, billowing out.

Chapter 2: How do Toni and Ryan describe their experiences in Sicily?

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Like, they've obviously been there for a long fucking time, like, hundreds of years. And I did not expect the cactuses. And they are all real, which I found out last night because as we left here to go for dinner, I walked past and I didn't notice Lily standing there. And I walked past her and she went... Oh, hi.

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And she gave me a bit of a fright and I turned around and talked to her and I smacked my hand and my arm into a cactus. This is on the way to dinner last night. Did you not hear about this, Charles? No. And so I don't know if you can see it, but it's a bit swollen, but all of these red dots up my arm. Little spikies. It's because all of the pricks went in. The fuck little pricks went into me.

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And like swelled up my arm last night. Yeah. Oh. And that was just before dinner last night, if you want to put two and two together. For those playing along at home. Search for Sicily's worst restaurant review and it was left by us. Yeah, last night. Food was great. MusƩe du Pasta, I believe it was called, in Tamina. Oh, yeah. We got there and it wasn't a great experience at the restaurant.

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And Tony goes, oh, I've had a bad run because when I came down here, I actually bumped my arm and I was like, oh, that sucks. And then she says, on a cactus. And I just went, that is the last thing I expected to hear. Ryan goes, of all the ways that sentence could have ended, cactus was just the last on my list. And yeah, it fucking really got me as well. I reckon there's a bit in here that...

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I can feel a bit where there's a spike still in there, but I can't get it. It's just here. And when I run my fingers along, I can feel the end of the prick. I can't get it out. Would you like me to get some tweezers? Well, I have to. Thank you. I do have tweezers. But you know when, like, you've got a splinter and you have to wait for your body to, like, start to reject it?

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Yeah.

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I think I just have to wait. But yeah, there's two little bits where there's like ends of the cactus in my arm and I just have to live with it. What am I going to say when I go through customs? They're going to go, are you bringing anything back with you? I go, well, I got some fucking cactus in my arm. Yeah. And they go, oh, were you in Mexico? No, I was in fucking Italy. They go, Sicily.

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So, yeah. Yeah. And how are you feeling this morning? I actually feel better. I do feel better. Had a little cry. Yeah. In the restaurant. As I said to Tony after she cried in the restaurant, I said, I actually love this because if we went home and I'd cried more times than you on the trip, it would just like the whole world would be out of order. No, no, no, no.

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We can all cry as many times as we need to. Now we've had one each. We maintain a good ratio. Yeah. No, it's good. But we're back. Yeah. I think so. I do have cactus in my arm, which feels foreign. But if you were sunburned, I feel like cactus is a thing that, oh, I'm thinking of aloe vera. That's eucalyptus. In my brain, they're the same thing. I'm like, maybe having cactus in you is great.

Chapter 3: What unexpected event happened with a cactus?

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Yeah. Well, Charles also then showed us his sack over there, remember? That's what I was talking about. Oh, that was sacrilege. Yeah. Don't worry, Charles. We're not going to give you the sack. You're going to have to ask. We've invented a new word on this trip. We have. Maybe not a word, but coined a term, coined a state of mind, a state of being.

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So if you're having, actually, before we say what it is, what mood are you in to get this? Because I think there's many ways to get there. One of the ways that we experienced was be cheeky. Yep. I also think it could be a bit of a pressure valve, a stress release. Yep. If you're having a bad day, maybe this would help. Do you want to say what it is?

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Sometimes when you've had a bit of a stressful day, you get the shoppies. You get the shoppies. You just need to buy something. And we have, you know, in the past, both shared our experiences with an impulse purchase, which has come from feeling a bit cheeky or a bit excited or a bit of a stressful day. And you go, oh, I just let off some steam.

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Retail therapy, I guess, back in the day they called it. And whilst on this trip, I believe, Danielle, it was you that said at first that you go, I've just got the shoppies. I think it was actually Lily. Lily. Lily said it. Well, you woke up one day and you're just like, oh, fuck. I'm just in the mood to buy shit. I'm really in the mood to buy something. And then we let her loose. Yeah.

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And I had the shoppies. In a town that will take your fucking money. Oh, yeah. London was more than happy to take my cash. Yeah. Yeah. Just for those playing along at home, we want to share some of your haul. Yeah. Yep, I bought, well, I was very, very excited because two brands that I love to buy from are London based and the shipping is so expensive.

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Lucy and Yak, which lots of people, whenever I wear their stuff on the podcast, lots of people are like, I love Lucy and Yak. They've got a really great size range. Their jeans are amazing. I definitely recommend. The other one that I have loved buying from forever is, also London-based, very expensive, Lazy Oaf. You know the jumper that I wear that's got like the happy and sad faces all over it?

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That's from Lazy Oaf. Sick. And do you feel like even though you hadn't been there, it's like you walk into a store that you've vibed with for years and you're like, oh, here we are. The first thing I ever bought from Lazy Oaf was in 2016. So 10 years. I've been waiting to go to the store. Yeah, I was so proud of myself. And Tony goes, you know what? I'm in London.

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My favourite brands are in London.

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Mm-hmm.

Chapter 4: How does retail therapy relate to stress?

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Okay, I've definitely got one. Okay, but if one is natural to you. Yep. Do you want me to say mine? No, I want you to say mine. Oh, and you reckon it's a bit of a throwback? One of them is, but I'll accept the other one. The other one was the same as yours. And we're talking supermarket, not Bottle-O, like standalone supermarket. My regular one is the same as your regular one.

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Do you reckon it is? Yep. Do you want me to say that one? Say what you think mine is. A bit of a throwback. No, no, but that's separate thing. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, mine is the Tupperware section. No. Because they've got all the containers there and like ones for little sauces and stuff. I love it. I actually do love that. But you know I love a stationary shop for similar reasons.

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Little notebooks, little bag, little like, oh, you wouldn't put your satchel in your laptop that goes in your other bag, would you? Will you go on magazines? Magazine section. That was my section. Yeah. That was my throwback. Charles is yawning. He's never seen a magazine in his life. Can I see the magazine on the iPod? Yeah, it's not the same.

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I used to love going to the magazine section, just flicking through the papers, like feeling good. Because what was that shop you used to go to where they sold every magazine around the world? Magnation. I know too much about you. Yeah. Used to be on the corner of Collins Street. It was like three stories and had a coffee, like a cafe place in there.

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And then I think they moved to Melbourne Central. Where would you go, Charles, if you had the shop is supermarket only?

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Mine would be aisle one because it has all, like, the dairy-free stuff and there's always, like, new, like, stuff in there to, like, choose from. Yeah. So that's where I would go.

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Like the health food section.

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It's the health food, but it's, like, it's not just health food.

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But they also have, like, gluten-free and, yeah. So my current day one is the fridge aisle because sometimes you get lucky with, like, a random chocolate yoghurt. Or you walk in and it goes, oh, there's this new kind of like strawberry yogurt. That's good. Or like a random cheese and you're just like, fuck yeah. Yeah, a cheese section fucks me in the ass.

Chapter 5: What are the psychological effects of shopping after 40 minutes?

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So, for example, if we were in... Madagascar, what we would probably famously say is something along the lines of Madagascar, like Noah, you know, but in Fiji, you can't, it doesn't work.

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um vanaka buffet breakfast thank you buffet breakfast um so if you want to check out the terms and conditions if you want to look at the dates that we're traveling before you join all of the information is in the link below in the show notes in our link in bio on instagram so all of the legal stuff is taken care of and the fun stuff is left to us because we get to do the fun stuff together I do.

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There's one thing that's not in the legal and T's and C's that I would like to add. And I want to be very clear about that. The sunscreen. Oh, that too. I will be applying sunscreen on you if you require. If you consent also. Last time we were in Fiji. Yeah. Mabel was playing pool volleyball.

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And Lily spiked the ball into her face. Yes.

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Yep.

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So, the next rule is that if you're playing beach volleyball or pool volleyball with my three-year-old daughter. Or anyone. Yeah, but don't spike the ball in her face. Yeah. She's pretty good, but she's not that good. Yeah. She might be better by then. Well, she needs to be. Yeah, she needs to lift. Maybe Mabel didn't have her wrist strapped.

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She didn't. I can't compare.

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She also didn't have her face strapped. I wasn't there because my foot was strapped genuinely because it was broken. So Dems the rules. Yeah. All right. But welcome to Sicily and welcome to episode two of Tanela and Rihanna.

Chapter 6: How do supermarkets encourage impulse buying?

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So what is her name? The so-called fiancƩe.

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Francesca. But we call her Fran. She is fine. She wears a fedora and we live together in Florence.

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Of course she's fine. What does she do?

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A fine friend's job starts with an N. Any guesses?

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Is she a nutritionist? She's going to live forever and not going to die of feelings and this broken heart.

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Tonella, Francesca is a good person, and yes, a great nutritionist. She is kind, she is thoughtful, and she understands macros.

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Don't talk to me about macros, Ryan.

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But every time I am with her, I am thinking of... Don't say it. I am always thinking of you.

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Well, that is extremely unfair to Francesca.

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