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Toni and Ryan

Toni's Secret Talent REVEALED

31 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What secret talent does Toni reveal in this episode?

0.031 - 23.625 Ryan Jon

can we believe that tony has been holding in this secret her entire life that she's actually one of the great blowers this world has ever seen i'm caitlin from pennsylvania and this is bradford i'm topper erin from devon in the uk i'm sierra from woodstock vermont in the u.s and we approve this podcast

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan and welcome to our Airbnb in London.

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In London. Hello, governor.

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If you're watching out of our window is London Fields out behind us. This is where we're staying. It's our spiritual home. And I dare say it's our new home because we're moving to London.

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Yeah, we definitely are.

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A friend of ours said that London is the best city in the world for a few weeks a year. And this week happens to be that week.

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And we nailed it last time we were here as well when we were here for our birthday party. Yeah. And, yeah, we've done it again.

71.902 - 85.774 Ryan Jon

Can I talk to you really quickly about is London the best place in the world or do we love it because we've got our passport personalities on? Yes. Because last night we went out for a few drinks in the afternoon.

Chapter 2: What are the pros and cons of London as a city?

209.205 - 211.575 Ryan Jon

Yeah. Is that an option on the website?

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211.836 - 217.806 Unknown

Yeah. Rent or buy, like on Apple, when you watch a movie. You can rent it for 24 hours or you just buy it.

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I think we've all agreed that we would love to live in this Airbnb, but we've also all agreed we're not going to look out how much it probably costs. Oh, no.

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No. Yeah, nah.

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But I just... And if we all lived here, there wouldn't be seven of us piled in.

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Yeah. Yep.

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At all times.

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Yeah.

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So.

Chapter 3: How does the concept of 'passport personality' influence behavior?

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So. Like this fantasy land.

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So the other night.

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They didn't have a Disneyland here. So they thought they would do that instead.

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The other night, I was the last one to go to bed and the kitchen light was on. And I saw the switch and I was like.

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Well, no. Well, no.

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This is what I'm imagining. I'm going to hope to turn the kitchen light off, but I left the kitchen light on because I feared if I flicked the light on, it would turn your bedroom light on when you're asleep in there. And I was like, I can't take that risk. Like, it shouldn't be a risk. Like, it should make sense.

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Do you know, I'm about to say something crazy. It would actually make more sense for that light switch to turn on like a porch light.

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Yeah.

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And I'm not actually doing a hyper. I reckon that if that turned on like a light in the hallway or the light downstairs, you'd be like, that makes more sense.

Chapter 4: What are the cultural differences in drinking habits between the UK and Australia?

521.221 - 536.443 Ryan Jon

Yeah. But, oh, maybe I'll turn right here and just fall across. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. Oh, it's a green light when it suits me. But if it's a red, I'll go on the footpath and then just fucking cruise there and take out all the pedestrians and stuff. And you're just trying to get through your day and a cyclist is just coming out of fucking anywhere trying to hit you.

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And what I think it is, is they haven't crashed yet.

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Yeah.

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539.667 - 542.411 Ryan Jon

You need to, as a kid, break your arm and go, fuck.

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I need to pay attention. Yes, more vigilant on the bike.

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They haven't been fucking knocked around. Yeah, no. You know that kid that didn't get bullied enough?

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Yeah.

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Like just enough to keep them straight.

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Like an only child. Yeah.

Chapter 5: Why are light switches placed outside rooms in the UK?

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We should walk on the same side.

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Yeah. What did we say that they had gotten wrong, Charles, last time we talked about it? I reckon I can remember one of them. There's three of them. I reckon I remember one. Will you allow me to guess?

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645.621 - 646.742 Ryan Jon

Yeah, I'll have a guess as well.

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I reckon it was the fucking leads on the water bottles.

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That's the first five. Yeah.

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Fuck off.

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Yeah, they need to fucking figure that out.

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Just let me take it off. Just trust me that I'm not going to feed it to an animal.

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Yeah.

Chapter 6: What challenges did Toni face while traveling with her harmonica?

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Oh my freaking giddy God. All of them. I know that there's like 5,000 different types. I am going to put them all in my vagina. I love them. It is so fancy.

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799.449 - 806.901 Ryan Jon

Have you gone and listened back to our episode with Monica? I could just listen to her talk all day. Oh, my.

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All of our guests. And it makes our accent sound so boring.

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812.109 - 817.097 Ryan Jon

Yeah. There was a moment with Shits and Gigs where they said something and you just went, you just sound so beautiful.

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Yeah. Well, with Aaron Kraskill as well when he said, you're right, darling.

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Darling.

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And the amount of people that have... If someone in Australia called me darling, I would just be like, get the fuck away from me. But here I'm just like... Yeah. You're right, darling.

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If you're in the UK and you want Tony to do anything you want, give her a darling and then give her a darling.

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You're right, darling. I just... It's so... Because even like everyone says it. I think they know their power.

Chapter 7: How did the police react to Toni and Charles during their filming?

969.535 - 971.638 Ryan Jon

Oh, is it for the pod?

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Nah, probably not.

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Okay. I'll call you after. Love you, sweetie.

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Love you.

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See you later, babe.

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See you, darling. Yeah. Okay. But they're getting that right.

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They're getting that right.

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Yeah.

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Now, I don't know if this is something that the UK is getting right or maybe it's like literally everywhere else in the world except us is doing it. So, I don't know if like UK is just going to cop the credit for this one, but maybe it's just normal everywhere.

Chapter 8: What updates do listeners get about the upcoming World Cup?

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And even if you're like not allowed to do that in WA, you would also just do it and no one would give a fuck.

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But if you, but I think it's like an honest system where it's like, yeah, and you don't fuck around, you don't leave your shit behind.

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1166.872 - 1181.175 Ryan Jon

Like I think people are pretty respectful. You tie yourself up, you keep, yeah, absolutely. And I just walking home last night, I was like, oh. Drinking outside. So this one place I went to this, it's like a little organic shop because I had cool branding and I was just in that zone. I was like, I'm going to walk in and have a look.

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But you had your passport personality on.

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1182.657 - 1206.887 Ryan Jon

Yeah. So I got some pecan and caramel ice cream in a little tub. And I got two little Negronis in the little cans. And I was like, I'll have one of those. And I saw I had one Negroni just walking through the streets. Fancy girl. Yeah. And then I walked in mid Negroni into a bookstore and was just looking at books and bought maybe a little book with my drink. And I was just like, I love this.

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Oh, my God. I definitely would have hit on you if I saw you doing that. That sounds like so handsome.

1211.592 - 1216.318 Ryan Jon

I think the lady working there was hitting on me. Was she? Or she was just like a really good salesman.

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Yeah. I mean, but.

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But also, so when I said, oh, she goes, oh, looking for anything in particular? And I was like, and it's embarrassing to be like, no, I'm like a bit tipsy and just like having a woo afternoon. Yeah. And I was like, oh, no, I'm just looking for something for my daughter. And then she like, she kind of, oh, okay.

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