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Toni and Ryan

WE ARE REBRANDING

06 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 1.272 Ryan Jon

Slight change of plans.

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Chapter 2: What does the rebranding of the podcast entail?

1.292 - 13.505 Toni Lodge

Yeah, we're actually called the two little piggies now. Our listeners, the little piggies. Everyone's a little piggy. And when we go do a live show, they go oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.

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14.166 - 15.868 Ryan Jon

Hi, I'm Jack from London, England.

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16.348 - 25.718 Toni Lodge

Hi, I'm Prue and this is Freya. And we're from Mount Gambier in South Australia. Hi, I'm Elena from Sweden. And we approve this podcast.

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39.232 - 53.431 Ryan Jon

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast and welcome to a brand new segment called Cozy Thursdays. It is a beautiful cozy Thursday. Where we put on a really nice warm jumper and we cozy in for a Thursday. Do you want to explain your jumper today?

53.611 - 60.72 Toni Lodge

Yeah, I'm wearing, it's like a fleece, like a quarter zip fleece, but it's covered in like all these flowers embroidery.

60.78 - 61.702 Ryan Jon

And it's a two-tone.

61.802 - 62.843 Toni Lodge

It's a two-tone.

62.823 - 63.824 Ryan Jon

Three tones.

Chapter 3: What is Cozy Thursdays and how is it celebrated?

108.885 - 109.506 Toni Lodge

Fully erect.

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110.728 - 128.618 Ryan Jon

Mabel comes in. She jumps on me. She- And I've never seen her do this, so it's not like a thing we do. Yeah. So, it's out of fucking nowhere. Yeah. She's, like, sitting on my chest. She licks her finger and then puts her finger across my forehead and goes, Simba.

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130.221 - 131.983 Toni Lodge

Has she just watched The Lion King?

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132.003 - 139.034 Ryan Jon

We haven't watched The Lion- I think she might have recently, but we watched it a while ago. But for some reason, that little part, she just goes, Simba.

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Simba.

140.296 - 151.409 Ryan Jon

And I'm like, oh, are you being Rafiki? And she's like, what are you talking about? Simba. And it's, I don't know if it's cute or just like really out of left field. Like if I had to watch Lion King last night.

151.429 - 152.793 Toni Lodge

You'd be like, oh, I get it. Yeah.

153.074 - 153.495 Ryan Jon

Nah.

154.302 - 179.736 Toni Lodge

So the only reason that I know what that, because I've only seen The Lion King like once. I think we watched it for something. I never watched it as a kid. It's not like a film that I grew up with or anything. It's like the sex move of the hat where it's like you come and then you rub the cum on her head and you go Simba. So that's the only reason that I knew what you were talking about.

Chapter 4: What funny story involves a child and The Lion King?

292.026 - 293.088 Ryan Jon

She's at least seven.

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293.188 - 302.659 Toni Lodge

Yeah, no, she shouldn't be looking at that. I'm sorry for showing it to her. That's my bad. You know what's bad? I'm really sorry that that's why I knew it was. Because I laughed. And ruined your beautiful moment.

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302.679 - 304.241 Ryan Jon

Because I laughed and was in shock.

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304.962 - 305.883 Toni Lodge

She's going to do it again.

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305.923 - 311.089 Ryan Jon

She goes, oh, that's a fun one. I'll put that into the repertoire. When she does it, I'm guessing tomorrow morning.

311.169 - 316.035 Toni Lodge

Yeah. Or maybe when you get home today. Like, you know, it doesn't.

317.5 - 319.002 Ryan Jon

Now all I'm going to think of.

319.022 - 321.766 Toni Lodge

I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.

322.307 - 323.508 Ryan Jon

Should we warn my wife about this?

Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about their new podcast name?

558.445 - 558.866 Ryan Jon

Gotcha.

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559.286 - 562.392 Toni Lodge

And a verb is like running, walking, jumping.

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564.014 - 565.196 Ryan Jon

What if I went for a run?

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565.817 - 570.966 Toni Lodge

Yep. I guess that would. No, I don't think that would be a verb.

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571.283 - 574.369 Ryan Jon

Because there'd be a difference between running, run and runner, right?

574.389 - 575.551 Toni Lodge

Yes. Yeah.

575.571 - 576.633 Ryan Jon

See, that's what fucked me up.

576.814 - 580.521 Toni Lodge

But like, because run is like past tense. So you're not like.

580.561 - 582.765 Ryan Jon

Yeah. What are you doing later? I'm going to go for a run.

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