Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

Dead Eyes For The Layman

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod a huge secret I’ve never told my flatmate, how I slept in a casket, and how supermarkets try and manipulate you. Also I’m ...

New episode coming soon!

10 Mar 2026

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New episode of Hit Show will be out Wednesday the 11th of March. Thanks for your patience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

The Lick

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Alright, how ye getting on. This week I’m high in the shed whatever! you can’t sack me I’m my own boss, I’m talking about how we go feral whe...

You Godless Cretin

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m chatting rivalries, how I’m a stadium comedian now, my favourite windows to stare in and what I really want to tell you w...

Whodunnit!

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I’m chatting about self help frauds, how to market your new partner, why I’m so bad at watching films and why I’m banne...

How To Be An Alpha

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week I read a book on how to be an Alpha and I have over 20 practical tips on how to be a thick cunt. Also I am recording a SECRET, LIVE comedy ...

All I Want For Christmas Is A Tender Morsel of Fuck Off

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It was Christmas EVE EEEVE! Oooon the podcast. This week I’m talking about the secret to intimacy, how to teach losing and what I really want for Ch...

The 2025 Annual Toy Show Review

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I am back!!! And just like how it all started, I am kicking off with the annual Toy Show review, and this year it's a good one. Enjoy! This show is...

Hit Show Returns!

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You heard it right, Hit Show is coming back! Episode one drops Tuesday the 9th with a Late Late Toy Show Review. Episodes will be released every tw...

I'm Taking a Break

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alright? How ye getting on? After 500 episodes of the podcast, I’ve decided to take a proper break. I will be back before too long, rejuvenated and ...

37 Tips For Life

22 Oct 2024

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Good Boy Special w/ Hannah Mamalis & Fergal Costello

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Good Boy out October 16th on the RTÉ Player and so this week I’m joined by director Fergal Costello and Hannah Mamalis who also co-wrote the show. ...

This Wednesday or Next Wednesday?

08 Oct 2024

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Go To The Mattresses

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm chatting how I bought 6 of the wrong mattresses and how I refused to admit I was wrong, also some chat about the new Vinc...

Underneath The Bridge

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Live from under the bridge it's your favourite little troll, talking all about finding a cause worthy of chat show patter, having a scrap in a charity...

Top 5 Irish Icons To Put On Our Currency

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, as well as changing the conversation, I'm changing the currency. See when I was a kid we had people on money, not boring BRIDGES...

Don't Let Me Leave Murph

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm chatting Oasis tickets, travelling to space and coming to terms with a good thing coming down the line. Also if you like this...

The Best Irish Thing Tournament

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do you get when you mix a spice bag, Padre Pio stickers and a great Irish elk as well as 13 fundamentally Irish things together? Only the greates...

Juicy Girl

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm talking fulfilling your wildest dreams in the simplest of ways, watching your triggers and imagine what it would be like if m...

Let The Reason Be Love

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm talking Mikey Graham and the alternative routes to fame. Also I ponder whether I'm pushing too many of my own interests o...

Pretentious Reviews and Anxious Trolls

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I shite on about a 1 star review that wound me up and made me become an internet troll. Enjoy! Also if you like this pod may ...

Cursed Camping & Closeted Claustrophilia

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm chatting the most cursed camping weekend and out myself as a closted claustrophile. Enjoy! Also if you like this pod may ...

Historical Event Fatigue

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm talking historical event fatigue, slow assassinations, and how to make your place of work like the Batcave. Enjoy! Also i...

English Heels and TV Villains

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'M BACK BABY! Chatting my new English baddy character, gay robots and I do my Mount Rushmore of TV Villains, number 2 will S...

Reddit Spoilsports and Mongolian Doctors

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm hyperfocused on building a door, turning a shelf into a couch and the importance of shorthand in relationships. Also if ...

Now You're A Man, A Man, Man, Man

21 May 2024

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This week on the podcast I finally identify as a grown up also the best put down when someone's talking heaps. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices...

The Real Heroes

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm chatting about the real household heroes, my Eurovision opinions, going away funerals and how I couldn't be arsed to chec...

OAP Gambling Addiction

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast about my brief stint as a gambling addict and how I've finally used my powers of being an asshole on the phone for good. Also...

My Friend Billy

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm chatting pre-internet dirty limericks, my ideal DIY shopping experience and how I'm getting rinsed in my own home. Also if yo...

5th Annual 420 Spesh

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the spirit of 420 this podcast is intentionally late, actually. Ah no I recorded the first one in my car and kind-of-freaked-out? But not this one!...

Dumb Magic

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm telling you exactly why you should never let anyone tell you you're dumb, chat about my unlived life as a peacocking magi...

Prinks VR

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m talking about toxic softies and my VR happy place. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back With A BANG!

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm telling an explosive story about getting through airport security, how I don't know what the Easter bunny is and calling ...

30 Chat Up Lines that Actually Work! (unlocked)

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm showing you what you're out if you're not currently subscribing to the bonus show on headstuff+ I recorded this pod for V...

This Podcast Is Sponsored by Short Emails

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I’m talking the Eurovision boycott, my life post-vape and other things you won’t believe.  Enjoy! Also would you like to...

10 Things I Hate That Everyone Loves

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I’ve had it! I’m sick of toeing the line and pretending to be normal so I’m doling out 10 things that I dislike that ev...

Answering Everything

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm answering some of the most burning anonymous questions you have! Including my history in sales, the sopranos, male mental hea...

On Trial In The Mediterranean

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm trialling ADHD medication and telling you what improvements and side effects I've found so far. Also some HUGE news that ...

Its Not Your Fault

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm chatting about my recent ADHD diagnosis, signs I had it growing up, what I'm gonna do now and how it's really just like weari...

Who Is She?!

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I’m talking about how to reinvigorate the love for your kids by cutting their hair, my experience at the FRIENDS exhibition...

LOL: Your Questions Answered!

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm doing my self indulgent victory lap and answering all your questions about LOL: Ireland on Prime Video. Enjoy! Learn more ab...

Dad Moves and Traitors

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m explaining my foolproof way of winning reality shows PLUS some genius expert tips on how to appear more like a dad to your ...

Meek Men and Little Fellas

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm learning all about homo sapiens and ALL the homos. Also how I'm an absolute alpha and the leader of my group of friends. ...

The Numpty Trap

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby! After 2 weeks of not getting nearly enough lols from my stupid family, I'm back with APLOMB, plumb in hand desperate for you to love ...

Get Me Some Rope

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I’m back from London. I saw the stuff of Lynchian nightmares and had an epiphany regarding stress. Enjoy This is a HeadStu...

The Demon Podiatrist of Feet Street or How I Learned To Love My AI Life Coach

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, how my podiatrist may be a Cenobite demon hellspawn and how a new voice function of ChatGPT has made me fall in love with my AI ...

4th Annual Toy Show Review

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast we're celebrating 4 years of the podcast in the only way we know how, reviewing the Late Late Toy Show. Also some thoughts on...

73 Questions With Tony Cantwell

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod seeing I'm asking myself Vogue's 73 Questions seeing as I'll never have them over to my kip.This feature's topics such as: the be...

Tony Scammedwell

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod; old streetsmart Tony Cantwell gets duped two times in one week. Also my review of David Fincher's The Killer.If you like this po...

36 Things To Know at 36

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm giving you 36 pieces of life advice that I have learned in my 36 years. These vary from cooking, career, love, friendship and...

Pumpkins Suck

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast, how I got stuck in a pumpkin patch and how I FINALLY passed my driving test.Enjoy! If you like this pod and would enjoy hear...

15 Things Will Smith SHOULD Have Been Cancelled For!

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Clickbait title! I've compiled a list of 15 cancellable offenses that Will Smith could have committed without losing me as a fan. You won't BELIEVE nu...

How To Write A Story pt 1

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, you can find me down the middle aisle of Al's Toy Barn cause I'm buzzing to be back in the shed. I've been delving into "Storywo...

How to Win and Lose by Logic

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm chatting about my son beat me with logic, why I carry 60kg of glass jars everywhere I go and why friends don't let friends da...

Cantwell's BACK! ALRIGH!

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'm back baby! Oh I missed you so. I'm recapping the summer, how an alien fella almost made me cancel a gig and remembering what a comedown is. Enjoy ...

Apocalypse Clown Special with Natalie Palamides, Fionn Foley & George Kane

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I've got some of the stars and the director of 2023's breakout comedy film, 'Apocalypse Clown' (I'm in it too!) Joining me is di...

Taking A Break (Tony Cantwell's SKETCH SHOW September 21st-23rd Smock Alley)

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Alright how yiz getting on. So here announcement, I'm taking August off to finish my show Tony Cantwell's SKETCH SHOW (tickets here).I will still be p...

Art, Music and Being Seen

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I talk about a revelation I had about how you view yourself, how not getting to do Art & Music in secondary school made me the ma...

More Ketchup with Emma Doran

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I have the wickedly talented Emma Doran. She’s a comedian, actor and has put some serious work into her nicotine addiction over...

Spooky Whiskey with Ali Fox

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I have the insanely talented actor and comedian Ali Fox. We talk acting, rapping and she tells me the scariest story I've heard i...

Titan Implosions and Fruit Fly Problems

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I’m talking submarine implosions, box office bombs, and russian civil war plus what a hatred of fruit flies really says abo...

Bubble Tyres and Bondo Apes

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m describing the perfect Father’s Day, offering 5 tips on how to be an Irish Football fan without watching the matches and ...

More Bitter and Even Better!

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I’m talking about summer gigs, beer brand delusion while offering up some tasty new segments like a delicious orange on dad ad...

Purple Van Man with Michael Fry

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I've got actor, comedian and musician Michael Fry on the podcast. We chat his process, religion, how he makes music and share awk...

Batman Vigilantes with Peter McGann

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our first guest in the shed! Writer, actor and comedian Peter McGann joins me in the shed to talk writing at the IFTAs, Philip Schofield and being han...

Mindfulness with Hulk Hogan

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I missed my NCT appointment and am getting an AI to write me motivational emails as Hulk Hogan. Ehhhh, how's your week going! :...

The Art of Seduction: 20 Tips to Woo Anyone!

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm continuing in my series where I take bad dating advice and give you real-world examples on how to use it. The book I'm using...

Episode 172 - Cobra Selleck: How to Manifest Facial Hair

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm talking 80's action flicks and give some tips on how to manifest facial hair by practicing The Secret.Video link here: https:...

Episode 171 - Shed Dreams: Living My Teenage Fantasy

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the inaugural first podcast LIVE from the SHED! I've finally fulfilled my little boy fantasy of having a little shed of my own. Join me as ...

Episode 170 - 4th Annual 420 Spesh

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready to blast off, cosmic explorers! The 4th annual 420 Extravaganza has arrived, and it's the ultimate interstellar journey for all you shed-dwe...

Episode: 169 - Jesus REVEALED: Astonishing Revelations You Can't Ignore

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Video podcast here: https://youtu.be/HAolQZ01zHsJoin me this week on the podcast as I delve into a thought-provoking exploration of faith and spiritua...

Episode 168 - Masculinity Magnified: Daring DIY, Startling Stigmata, and Feline Forensic Finesse

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast, I did some manly stuff over the weekend and I WANT YOUS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.How I built a big thing, suffered for my art and ma...

Episode 167 - Salacious Serenade

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From behind the payyyywall comes a pod about anxiety, Paddy's Day and serenading a woman. This was a Patreon pod that I recorded last week, and I some...

Episode 166 - Anatomic Head Melt

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm talking about using anatomical language with the kids, my latest journey as an absolute wreck the head over the phone and som...

Episode 165 - Second Zipper

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm rocking an ambient rain patter vibe while giving a ball update and my thoughts on gaming in VR for the first time.Enjoy! This...

Episode 164 - Brazilian Mosney with Joe McGucken

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod its actor and comedian Joe McGucken. You might know Joe from Free Gaff with Darren and Joe as well as the Stall It Podcast. We ch...

Episode 163 - Moulin Rouge w/ Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

LIVE from the Omniplex in Rathmines on a sexy Valentine's night its Moulin Rouge!Now listen, we had a lot of fun, dunno if I've laughed as much at one...

Episode 162 - Valentines Special

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I watched the Late Late Valentines Special and I have some thoughts. Also I give some handy tips on how to avoid the three tiers ...

Episode 161 - No Such Thing As Luck

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod after a bad run of luck I'm dispelling luck altogether. Plus the story of how I got a camera up my never to be named pee-hole. Th...

Episode 160 - Breaking Your Habits

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm breaking your bad habits! How to stop eating sausage rolls, cut your chinese addiction, quit biting your nails and other hand...

Episode 159 - Bellybutton Babies

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks to sponsor NOW, where you can now find The Last of Us streaming this week and available with a NOW Entertainment Membership! https://www.nowtv....

Episode 158 - How To Survive The Apocalypse (w/ Survivalist Frank Deegan)

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast all your mates are dead and the only ones to turn to are me and a fella I found online!I'm talking survival and my apocalypti...

Episode 157 - Capri-Sun Turtles

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You can call me the retired ballerina because the 22's are behind me! (Tutu)I'm back baby! Talking about my single new years resolution involving turt...

Episode 156 - Home Alone 2 Live with Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the Omniplex its the 2nd Christmas Watch Party, this year Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.Oh this was a fun one! We cheer Kevin, booo Uncle F...

Episode 155 - Young Hot Guyz Road Trip w/ Shane Daniel Byrne and Killian Sundermann

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Killian and Shane are back on the pod this time recording live from Toyota Aygo X! We talk road trips, driving stories and Dermot Kennedy's lovely bac...

Episode 154 - The Toy Show 2022

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 153 - AI with Patricia Scanlon for Science Week

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod this week I've teamed up with Science Week to have you science-weak-at-the-knees with so much information your head's so big you collapse. ...

Episode 145 - Stranded

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I got STRANDED AND LEFT TO DIE IN THE WOODS! Do I have your attention now! There's also some patter about buying dollies, reading...

Episode 144 - The Mummy LIVE w/ Darren Conway & Killian Sundermann

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks podcast is a live pod! Recorded on the 27th of October 2022 in Omniplex Rathmines; its Watch Party 4: The Mummy. Myself Darren Conway and K...

Episode 143 - Vanlife w/ Killian Sundermann

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm joined by the great Killian Sundermann! https://www.instagram.com/killersundy/We chat about living in a van, being malleable,...

Episode 142 - Witches Spells and Robbin Gates w/ Peter McGann & Justine Stafford

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

BOOOOOOO!!!! That's just the sound of a ghost, and certainly not the delighted crowd who came to this LIVE podcast featuring Peter McGann and Justine ...

Episode 141 - Hottest Video Game Animals

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Back once again with a renegade tourney we're pitting 32 of the hottest video game animals against each other to see who is the hottest little pixel o...

Episode 140 - Chicken Fowler (minisode)

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

So c’mere to me emmmm this isn’t a full episode. It’s a delightful 20 minute sulk as I wallow in a bad mood. Still fun though!If you wanna see m...

Episode 139 - Impressions of Cleaning

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod amid a sea of dust as we finally move home; I'm reflecting on childhood, identity pillars, and cleaning. Sponsored by The Dubline...

Episode 138 - Back 2 School w/ Alison Spittle & Shane Daniel Byrne

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm joined by the WICKedly talented Shane Daniel Byrne and Alison Spittle to talk School. We talk Leaving Cert, the perfect accom...

Episode 137 - Italian Wasps

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm fresh back from Italy having been ravaged by all number beasts and start to ask the question: are holidays just a bit of a f...

Episode 136 - Tough Guys with Kevin McGahern

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod; the great Kevin McGahern joins me to chat through being tough and making up subtle lies. ]Video here: https://youtu.be/bKC4xb9AI...

Episode 135 - The Hibernian Conspiracy

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wake up sheeple! We're blowing the lid off how the Paddys are secretly running things! As well as that; my issue with opticians and how a red panda is...

Episode 134 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory LIVE w/ Emma Doran & Shane Daniel Byrne

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks podcast is a live pod! Recorded on the 19th of August 2022 in Omniplex Rathmines; its Watch Party 3: Willy Wonka. Huge thank you to the fin...

Episode 133 - Killer Prawns

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod; it's a Hit Show video podcast! I'm talking holidays in France, killer prawns, admitting you're wrong, and getting a good scare f...