Grizzly Bear Attack - Bram and the Brown Bear
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What introduction and showmates set up the Grizzly Bear Attack episode?
Hello everyone, welcome to Tooth and Claw Podcast. We are a podcast primarily about animals and animal encounters, animal attacks. We have a wildlife biologist who emphasizes in bears. And his name is Wes Larson. Oh, a little uncertainty there. We weren't positive if he graduated or not.
Emphasized is where I had some uncertainty. Not sure if he's a wildlife, technically a wildlife biologist. I've shown you my degree that that one's been put to bed well hey I forged we had Tom we had Tom on the podcast my mentor and it's not like he was like who the hell are you deep fake sure yeah you know you can't really believe anything these days so yeah I guess there can be a shred of doubt out there still. Exactly.
Yeah. And my name is Jeff Larson. I'm Wes's younger brother. And I'm also almost a wildlife biologist. And then we have... Actually fake. I almost am. No. No. But that's okay. And then we have Mike Smith, who claims to like dogs, but if you press him on it, the only dog he's ever liked is his family. His late family dog.
All my family's dogs I've liked. Everyone else's dogs, yeah, get out of here with that.
I kind of agree with the dog thing, Mike. There's like plenty of people's dogs that I like, but they always kind of get annoying to me pretty quickly. I think you kind of just grow to understand your own dog and like your own dog. But see, now that I have a dog, I'm just saying hi to every dog I see. Yeah, I think it makes you appreciate dogs more. But I also now I when I picture having any other dog, but my dog, it feels annoying to me. But yeah, that's probably because shanks. No, I like Shanks. But Shanks is a lot.
He barked at every single semi on the way to Montana with Mike. He's a lot. I don't blame Mike too much about Shanks.
Have you heard from my lawyer yet, Jeff?
Wait.
I have. He bit my hand real hard.
I have a question for you guys, though. I want to know if I peed my pants and if possibly Bill peed his pants or not. When? I just went to New Mexico. I traveled around with my favorite business partner, Danielle, from National Park After Dark. Making deals. And we were just doing business. But on the way there, I stopped at a Navajo casino and gambled a little. Of course. And I go up, go down, go up, go down. And then I end up winning a couple hundred bucks. I'm feeling really happy. And I'm like, you know what? I got two more hours on the road. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Number two, right? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. So I go and I flush and everything seems fine. I pull my pants up and my entire left butt down to like my left ankle is soaking wet.
And I'm so confused because I'm like looking at the floor. I'm looking at the toilet. I'm like, where did all this water come from? I start rubbing it and smelling it and I can't smell anything. So then I'm just confused. And I call our producer Bill and I tell him about it. And he's like, yeah, that's happened to me before too. And I don't know what it is. I think just floors wet. And then I call our cousin Brent and he's like, Yeah, that's happened to me too. Every once in a while, I'll pee through the tiny crack between the seat and the bowl while I'm like pooping at a public toilet. How did you not notice that? I'm like, that has to be what happened. I must have just peed through that tiny crack. And I'm just going to say that's what Bill did too.
Huh. Maybe your water broke. So does that count as peeing my pants if I peed on my pants and then put them on? Oh, yeah.
I think so. I don't think so, actually. I think you're safe. I would say you peed your pants. You made it to the toilet. You did everything you could. It's not your fault your penis is so small it points out that way.
I was happy for like a total of 20 minutes.
That's great. Yeah, sorry about that. That has yet to happen to me. I think I would have like thought that my pants had gotten in something on the floor.
It's these pants.
Yeah. Oh, are they still covered in it? Have you washed them? I think I've had that happen before in the crack. No, but I instantly was like, oh shit. And like readjusted.
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