Top Flight Time Machine
Episodes
Nissan Kidnap
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stadium frustration, a confusing darts trip, roast talk, Jackal chat, and mum crushes. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/to...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 12
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 18/4/19) Roy gets sniffy about Cantona, Fergie makes some prank calls, Paperboy Heaven and McAteer buys some dolls… Join the Iron Filin...
Yorkshire Phone Etiquette
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A nap is interrupted, Tim Bell’s chauffeur, a Bob Dylan viewing, and a mum crush appeal. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.co...
Flat Sam
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some car boot sale encounters, decades of fraternal teasing, and the Roy Race energy of Quincy Jones. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
Skallington Head
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An amazing instrument, some politics, sleep, GMT for dogs, Capes interaction, a mother’s lusts, and a ballet sister. Join the Iron Filings Soc...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 11
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 11/4/19) Lampard meets a van-driving football, our podcast academy plans, Sam gives a talk at a posh school, and the Poznan babies. Join t...
The Power of Rhyme
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A punchy MP, becoming the sheriff, and some religious jokes at the zoo. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemach...
RIP Geoff Capes
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The passing of a huge POI, commuting hell, a crow update, a Vinted movie, and the Beyonce conspiracy. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
TFTM Gold: Geoff Capes 1976
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As a tribute following his sad death, here's our mini deep dive into a BBC feature on Geoff from 1976 - calories, gravy, cordial levels, budgies, no f...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 10
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec 4/4/2019) The truth about Roy’s lawyer, the pros and cons of wearing studs, more ticket-distribution agony, and the introduction of church merc...
King of the Crows
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Differing gig experiences, the rebirth of the flute, and our status as the top corvid podcast is cemented. Join the Iron Filings Society: https...
Down With Etiquette
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spontaneous drinking, sliding tales, conker shenanigans, and the start of the Tuchel era. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 9
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 28/3/19) Roy gets hooked on Tetris, goes watch-shopping with Lee Sharpe and is sniffed out by Professor Yaffle at USA 94… Join the Iron...
Really Interesting Episode
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another trip to The North, the bread crematorium, and psychopaths. (Extended version of this episode on the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pat...
Bald Head Activity
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roy talk, self-confident men of the past, engaging with tradesmen, TV show tips, and a TV show offer. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 8
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 21/3/19) Jack Walker’s beeping, fizzing fax machine fails to do its job and Kenny Dalglish pursues Roy to Cyprus in an attempt to sue him… &...
Train Of Thought
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A first class trip up North, Spreadsheet Steve, free gifts for the homeless and MPs, and murder numbers guesswork. Join the Iron Filings Society...
London Has Fallen
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some Norwegian ratings, travel tips, a dis and dat museum, and a disgusting offence in the street. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pa...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 7
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 14/3/2019) A trip to Jersey, a shallow dive into Bergerac, Sam’s Father’s Day meltdown, and Roy is appalled by his team mates’ homes…&nb...
The Ultimate AC
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A old-time song, hipster law, Nuclear Night, the return of a TFTM legend, and relocation plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patre...
Widow’s Fire
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Upcoming Noelplay, bog roll psychology, a Chinese cult hero, the greatest rock group ever, and a Millwall funeral. Join the Iron Filings Society: ht...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 6
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 6/3/2019) A George Lucas sidetrack, a run-in with Rio Ferdinand’s alien advisors, and hiding from people See you all UPTOWN! Join the Ir...
Hypochondria Night Purchase
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dawson Heights maintenance, the gums, Lamparding, an egg man, a scruffy manager, and blue lad noises. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
Mocked For Knowledge
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Narky otters, an unwanted gift, tyre worries, parenting woes, Toto Schillaci, dogs in mirrors, and the cologne scene. Join the Iron Filings Soci...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 5
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 28/2/19) Roy falls foul of Mr Ticket, embraces disco, gets familiar with the Forest pitch, and power-plays Jack Charlton. Join the Iron Fi...
Bumping Allegations
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bad and great pop star stuff, online selling tales of woe, tifo nonsense, and a lovely neutral area. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www....
Another Cowards Special
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More tales of varying degrees of cowardice from our lily-livered listeners. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttime...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 4
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 21/2/19) Roy’s first set of wheels and a face-punch, a great night out in Sidetrax, plus Pinocchio and the Queen’s data systems. Join ...
Grip Talk
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A mini-holiday in Blackpool, a jazz invitation, fish hands, a night emergency, a killer chick, and the majesty of Prince. Join the Iron Filings ...
Here Comes Autumn
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Memories of telly on specific days, listening positions, BBC pros and cons, and some awful fathering. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 3
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 14/2/2019) Roy’s contempt for his teammates, forced milk drinking, a road trip with Brian Clough, plus Souness and Weah. Join the Iron F...
Oasis Origin Story
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Music lesson boys, Earth, Wind AND Fire, David Byrne gets mugged, more cowardice, relaxing, and death threats. Join the Iron Filings Society: ht...
Cowards Special
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some new ChatKFC music, acts of cowardice, Oasis, and some predictions. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemach...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 2
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 14/2/19) Unemployed Roy sinks into a ‘half life’ before getting a job eating chocolate, George Weah backs a demolition start-up, and Forest ...
Focaccina Burrosa
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Elite-level Reading logistics, bell-hop cosplay, a tribute to Sven, and boardroom celeb-mingling. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pat...
Hungarian Wall Outrage
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
GCSE results day, Tim Walz, dads’ names, online Pigfacing, and the end of football? Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/top...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 1
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 7/2/19) Roy’s origin story begins with Basil Fawlty, a record-breaking breakfast, some mucky books and a love affair with a daytime soap. ...
Feet Are Feet
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Predictions rules update, dis/dat car rental, energy use/misuse, a DHgate mate, and a showbiz dog walking encounter. Join the Iron Filings Socie...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 7
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ticklish Roy, Tottenham tendencies, lying fishermen liars, Bobby Charlton helps Roy, and our hero explores the world of charity. Join the Iron F...
Erotic Reverie
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TFTM after dark, dentistry woes, Katie Price, a Philippe update, and French portrait crisps. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon...
Zipped Pockets
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Family secrets, unpickpocketability, Elephant Man physiology, Anthony Hopkins, and a football back story. Join the Iron Filings Society: https:/...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 6
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
(Rec: 14/11/18) Windsniffers, Roy’s run-in with Pablo Counago and the creation of Puppet Jim Magilton. Nemeses everywhere you look… Join the...
Riot Talk
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Shadowy forces behind the recent disorder, Sam’s pro-war anti-war TV work, and his filter. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon....
Wednesday Luncheon
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vita overheating, trips to France and London, doing stuff alone, a Phillipe update, and dealing with Disney dissent. Join the Iron Filings Socie...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 5
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roy takes charge at Ipswich, who play in the wrong colour. He embraces decorating before coming up against his eternal foe once again… Join th...
Brat Summer
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Holiday feedback, ceiking beds, a riverbank stench, angry Phillipe, and the Jacksons in the Uber again. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://w...
Bread
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Old school sugar abuse, robbery planning, bread poncery, a trip to Heaven, and spring onion harvesting. Join the Iron Filings Society: htt...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 4
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dancing machines at Wetherby services, Harry Redknapp’s wedding anniversary, assorted office invasions, and a fall-out with an opinionated Texan. (R...
Death - Part 2
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Assassinability, near-death, lifestyle-related death thoughts, a funeral plan treasure map, and inspiring the peace process. Join the Iron...
Death - Part 1
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We ponder our demises and the death-adjacent states of some of our late relatives, and some other spiritual stuff. Join the Iron Filings Society...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 3
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roy's managerial career begins at Sunderland - he gets a swivel chair and moves into nearby student digs. His nemesis also reappears and he grapples w...
Playing Out - Part 2
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A telly format, a burnt-out car, a one-boy anti-smoking campaign, lemonade, and friend avoidance. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://w...
Playing Out - Part 1
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Feebleplay, the demise of playing out, an American chippy, film star Larry, and BMX talk. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 2
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roy clashes with Vieira then Fergie, signs for Celtic out of spite and encounters John Hartson's pop and crisps diet. (Rec: 17/10/18) Join the I...
Event Catering
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Man driving, deluxe bunking in, a difficult follow-up, political triggering, and the football. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreo...
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A sober-minded and thoughtful response to the 2024 General Election outcome. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttim...
TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 1
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our deep dive into Roy Keane's 'The Second Half' book begins here. Body iron loss, disdain for the Class of 92 and some terrible revelations about Sir...
Solar Gorilla Motorbike Statue
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The new way of doing things, reactions, that England match, and a sex shout-out. Extended version available on our Iron Filings Society service: http...
Cranking Down
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some podding changes, a proposed trip, memory jumbles, Italians and ketchup, and the Falklands War. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.p...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 225
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dundee United, man talk in a van, all-inclusive logistics, Jimmy turns up, Duncan relaxes with mice, and there’s some oil. (Rec: 27/9/23) &nbs...
The Roussos Odyssey - Part 3
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Names, pickling, tabs, Eurohits, and Demis meets Basil Brush before dying and getting a museum. (Rec: 27/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: ht...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 25/06/2000 Part 1
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just the chart rundown. (Rec: 26/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Suffer To Thrive
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weeding, nappy time, 2004 Rooney, that missing lad, and the unbreakable confidence of certain men. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pa...
Bramberry’s Been Out
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Visual audio, reaction to England v Denmark, talking animals, and a mini election section. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.co...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 224
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Boys and their dogs, God narrates, Bobby Robson and redheads, Musk and Tate, and Roy’s inquiry. (Rec: 21/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: ...
The Roussos Odyssey - Part 2
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
European family, different words for stuff, redneck origins, striking doctors, the Queen and Penelope Keith, boxing, and tea addiction. (Rec: 20/9/23)...
Life Logistics - Dad v Stepdad
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Star Wars groins, bowling shame, wrong-naming debit card disposal, and wasteland yearning. (Rec: 19/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https:/...
Beating Up Your Dad
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Football positions, Keown’s intelligence levels, the majesty of Rooney, and a golfer with a gun. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pa...
Tummy Massage
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Snide football kit acquisition, cards and energy and smells, plus a Liam Gallagher gig experience. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pa...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 223
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bobby Robson calls Roy, Italian fingers, Don Howe on Blankety Blank, Roy is unscoutable, and Jimmy gets an agent. (Rec: 14/9/23) Join the Iron F...
The Roussos Odyssey - Part 1
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dover, flags, a ferret, the 1968 Parisian protests, The Stone Roses, Daubs, mass online derision, and turning down GB News. (Rec: 13/9/23) Join...
Life Logistics - Odious Man
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Introducing yourself to neighbours, a Raggedy Ann update, assaulting a big bloke, alcohol at family functions, and new teapots. (Rec: 12/9/23) J...
Time To Die?
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pop concerts, terrace myths, weddings, crying, and science ignorance. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachin...
Leg Meat Transplants
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Face-morphing, video premieres, god-tier pet-walking, a mauled listener, and a news round-up. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 222
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sacks of birthday cards, Roy fights himself with tridents, Penny dresses up, a motorcade, a whip-round, a big reveal, and an amazing phone call… (Re...
The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 3
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Kwackers’ spaceship, fat kid characters, Sam’s wrist, Bad Boy runs amok, and back to/from Popland. (Rec: 6/9/23) Join the Iron Filings So...
Life Logistics - Mould Men
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A mysterious miracle liquid, tackling homophobia, flight tips, and a new office job. (Rec: 5/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pa...
The Election Section - Part 1
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Starmer’s nuclear hardman stance, and the plight of private schools. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemac...
Sneeze Death Fear
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Online DIY tutorials, a covid update, telly tips, another Murdoch marriage, a problematic tier, lovely art, and Keane on trial. Join the Iron F...
Vinegar Salad
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Covid’s back, sadness with Ernie Wise, showing off some swords, a workplace creche, and Trump. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patr...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 221
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roy’s 30th is celebrated in style, birthday cake knife chat, party singing, and greetings from the stars. (Rec: 31/8/23) Join the Iron Filings...
The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 2
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rock n roll belief, fireman’s poles, M from Bond speaks, and the Kwackers are physically assessed. (Rec: 30/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Societ...
History Box - Euro 80 Part 2
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hooligan-watching, Keegan’s lollies, risking life for after-school TV football, Ray Wilkins, and an England manager meltdown. (Rec: 28/8/23) ...
American Sitting
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A frustrating physio visit, stupid detention, drive-by shouting, a Soho encounter, and the launch of ‘The Election Section’. Join the Iron F...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 220
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Team performance chart, Clive Allen, crying at football, a chin rest, Roy/Geoff tension, and Jimmy Slade goes on the telly. (Rec: 22/8/23) Join ...
The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 1
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hydration, fantasy, Gerry Cowan, recruiting psychopaths, and Euro pop music. (Rec: 23/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.c...
Noelplay Special
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A bonus episode, looking at the recent activities of leading TFTM Person of Interest, Noel Edmonds. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.p...
History Box - Euro 80 Part 1
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
School art project turmoil and some afters a decade later, an Uber nightmare, management styles, and a quiz. (Rec: 24/8/23) Join the Iron Filing...
Flower Husbandry
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gardening plans, drunk ET, an urchin issue, and a rude cyclist. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Host...
The Parrot
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 219
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy Slade’s output, quarterbacks, football changes, our radio nemesis, killing selectors, and sanctions. (Rec: 17/8/23) Join the Iron Filing...
The Noakes Odyssey - Part 4
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tiny Mona Lisa, unsolicited messages, AI dorises, some football talk, and Noakes reaches Nelson’s hat. (Rec: 16/8/23) Join the Iron Filings So...
Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 4
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Smelling, dogs, Hitler songs, and subways and their steps. (Rec: 15/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimema...
My Kidney Journey
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A post-sleep sleep, we take the temperature of our schools, sample etiquette, and a dramatic aqua rescue. Join the Iron Filings Society: https:/...
Telly Cubs Memories
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cordial preferences, eating a rat, the joy of tap water, a dirty baptism, Cosquello, and some riddles. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://ww...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 218
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Letraset, handing in journalism, black and white again, the rancor keeper, and teenage banking. (Rec: 10/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: ht...
The Noakes Odyssey - Part 3
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Grooming Roly, an afro-david, holiday guards, letting babies cry, Reg, ropes, and heights. (Rec: 9/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://...
Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 3
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Queen and Bowie, popularity, Tommy, Van Halen, and liking music at school. (Rec: 8/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/...
Whither Emu?
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Listlessness, POI Boehly, woman-pleasing, extra blankets, and we launch an investigation into a murder. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://w...
The Senna Bungalow
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jar Jar Binks, a wandering pal, Thrones true/false, and a low performance dwelling is reassessed. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pat...