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Triforce! #286: No Cash? No Cookies!

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 286! We're going deep into the lore of Fallout while Flax dives head first into the corrupt world of Girl Scout Cookies! We also sta...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #32: Pete Panana and Jack the Muzzler

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 32! We've got some bangin' new jingles for the Mailbag, uncover even more insane names and Sips tells the story of Jack the M...

Triforce! #285: Old Man Food Reviews

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 285! Flax went down to Bristol and has some food reviews but he's old so who cares, the two dads talk about how they decided to have...

Triforce! #284: Billy and Bobby Butlin's Butler Brother

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 284! We're celebrating 8 years of Triforce, looking at classic UK holiday destinations, playing a game of Churchill or (MONETIZATION...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #31: The Shocking State of Trains

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 31! We had a ton of emails from disgruntled train passengers who share their horror stories! Support your favourite podcast o...

Triforce! #283: Hero Flax stops a fight

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 283! Pyrion intervenes and stops a fight breaking out on his street! Meanwhile, Sips is an old man and can't sleep right and Dr. Phi...

Triforce! #282: Forgotten Disasters

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 282! We're taking a trip through classic 90s TV shows, Flax has plans for a 24 hour stream and shares some of his favourite forgotte...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #30: Massive Timewasters (and their fanmail)

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 30! Flax opens with remixes of his wonderful Mailbag Jingle, we talk about how we all make custom characters in games, we rea...

Triforce! #281: Old Men talk about Old Man things

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 281! Sips is suffering from Old Man Problems, Lewis went to a concert and didn't understand the music and Flax is having a great tim...

Triforce! #280: It's Time for New Things

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 280! We've got a healthy dose of game chat with Balatro, Helldivers 2, Baldur's Gate 3 and My Recycling Centre while Flax gets ready...

Triforce! #279: Palentines, Eggs, Saving the World

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 279! We're gonna have our own dude Valentine (Palentine), Flax tries to understand Eggs and we find out how to survive the Lizard Pe...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #29: Tony Carrot, High School Bully

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 29! Police raids in escape rooms, the most interesting Prison story, Lewis' new age meditations and more in today's mailbag! ...

Triforce! #278: The Gregg Wallace Diet

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 278! Flax is building Yog Bunker to survive the apocalypse, Sips lied to us all and watched The Apprentice and we look at some of th...

Triforce! #277: Sword Man Brindley

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 277! Lewis meets with a professional swordsmith, Flax tests a movie theory he's coined called MAMIBOS and we recap some news from ar...

Triforce! #276: The World Tour of Complaining

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 276! Earth Boy Lewis went to a strange cult-like meeting, barely enjoyed his time in Center Parcs and prepares for an AI, robot cont...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #28: An Unfiltered Sack

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 28! We're helping a guy with his dating profile so he can meet some females, Flax loves ants and Lewis meets the King! Go to ...

Triforce! #275: Flax Declares War

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 275! Sips has been watching some YouTube documentaries about Boogie2988, Lewis is going on a chill adults holiday and Flax is declar...

Triforce! #274: Sips is retiring (but not really)

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 274! Flax opens 2024 hard with some boiler chat, Sips dives deep into Traitors Season 2 and Lewis is skeptical about Tom Scott retir...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #27: Jimmy Sexlad and the Rotten Apples

06 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 26! Flax is having a mighty cold Christmas, Lewis 'The Tinder Superstar' talks about his recent dating experiences, we discov...

Triforce! #273: The Great Christmas Quiz

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 273! Jingle Jam is over but Lewis wants to continue with a wonderful christmas quiz! Go to http://auraframes.com/triforce to get up ...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #26: Baron Von Neversperm

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 26! The entirety of Australia fights back against Pyrion, Lewis wants to try four contraception remedies at the same time and...

Triforce! #272: Pyrion's Mid-Life Crisis

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 272! Lewis risks his life in a hot air balloon, Pyrion's midlife crisis manifests in a far too expensive steering wheel and Sips has...

Triforce Introduces - Healthy Gamer ft Pyrion Flax

02 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We thought you might enjoy this episode of Healthy Gamer featuring Pyrion. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give them a follow https://www.pick...

Triforce! #271: The Most Interesting Woman in the World

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 271! Lewis goes on a crazy holiday with the most interesting woman in the world - Osie's Mum - and we imagine the lifestyles of the ...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #25 - Haters Gonna Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 25! Sips is blown away by the Train à Grande Vitesse, Lewis enrages the entire Taylor Swift fan base and Pyrion enrages an e...

Triforce! #270: Lewis and Belle Delphine, the Unexpected Crossover

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 270! Sips is back after a big storm and a Disneyland holiday, meanwhile Lewis finds himself at Belle Delphine's birthday party! Go t...

Triforce! #269: We replaced Sips with Harry

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 269! Sips falls to Storm Ciaran but we've got our first EVER guest on the Triforce Podcast... it's Harry from Zero Degrees (and, of ...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #24: The Triforce Mad Lib

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 24! We're getting a ton of followup emails in today's Mailbag! That means more first dates, more stolen cars, more prison sto...

Triforce! #268: Cows and Bungas, my Dude

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 268! Sips wants to go to some night classes for basic DIY, Flax still doesn't know why he hosts TI and we heard some particularly fr...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #23: First Dates Special

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 23! We called for First Date Stories and lemme tell ya, we got 'em! From being accused of being a drug dealer to being chased...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #22: Tall, Dork and Handsome

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 22! We're looking at the original name of Google and it's competitors, start plans to begin our own cult and get a crackin' e...

Triforce! LIVE Mailbag #21: Pickaxe Week 2023

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 22! LIVE for Pickaxe Week 2023! We bust open the mailbag and find some uplifting Triforce stats, the story of some Country Co...

Triforce! #267: Get the hell out of Balamory

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 267! Flax gets some big goth boots and wants to meet some big goth guys, Lewis pivots hard into the "taxidermy" guy and we're giving...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #20: Lewis has been a little bit ~naughty~

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 20! We're still playing Baldur's Gate so here's a chunky mailbag about giant american cars, chemistry, Flax themed bathtime g...

Triforce! #266: Starfield vs Baldur's Gate 3

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 266! It's been a while since our last game chat and with two huge game releases the three of us want to know which to play going for...

Triforce! #265: The Eastenderino Mystery

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 265! Flax overheard an incredible tale on his holiday and we're all OBSESSED with what might be the first ever episode of Eastenderi...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #19: Lewis shouldn't talk about this, does anyway

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 19! Master Swordsman, Circuit-board Engineer and Heart Surgeons join us today to dive deep into a big, blue, bulging mailbag!...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #18: Ne suce pas la balle!!

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 18! We get a weirdly detailed email about Argos, a list of annoyances that make zero sense, a letter about a kid who eats bir...

Triforce! #264: Ice Cream, So Good

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 264! Sips shares the strangest opinion on Bill Gates, Pyrion is going to become an NPC Streamer (Gang gang!) and Lewis finds some sp...

Triforce! #263: Who does Pyrion Flax think he is!?

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 263! TikTokker Flax has invented some new signals to get out of any situation, Lewis is back from a 2 week holiday and Pyrion discov...

Triforce! #262: The Perfect Second Date

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 262! LEWIS WENT ON A DATE. Some other stuff happened this episode but, let's be honest, you only care about that. Go to http://expre...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #17: Man Can Land Plane, No Fight Deer

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 17! We've got a varied mailbag today! We talk to aliens with numbers, accidentally grab body parts and use a submersible to t...

Triforce! #261: Little Lew Lew's Daunting Dates

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 261! Lewis updates us on his, so far, totally unsuccessful dating career and explores some of the strangest accounts he's found onli...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #16: Lewis Under Fire

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 16! Someone encounters the Big Boss Bear in Banff, Triforce gets forever embedded into Trinity College in Cambridge, Lewis ge...

Triforce! #260: We lied to you

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 260! We're sorry. We've lied to you. For clickbait reasons, that is. While Pyrion is on the road in a fancy hotel, the incredibly go...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #15: Lewis, Sips, Flax: A Three Course Meal

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 15! Lewis is very interested in a greasy cylinder, Caveman Grog has a top 10 video for taking down a deer, we get sent a cust...

Triforce! #259: Triforce: Home for the Lunatics

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 259! Have you heard of the great underground war? We almost starts to believe in two future-telling, disaster predicting seers as we...

Triforce! #258: A Brief History of Aliens, UFOs and Conspiracies

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 258! There's been a potentially groundbreaking discovery on alien life and the secrets of the universe but Sips just doesn't care as...

Triforce! #257: Lewis becomes the Florida Man

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 257! Lewis is back from a grand holiday in Florida and shares his stories! Meanwhile, Sips and Flax finished both Succession and Ted...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #14: Vetted to Perfection

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 14! We're busting into our bulging mail sacks once again with some easy haikus, Pimpus von Ballgag, The Final Fantasy Hero: C...

Triforce! #256: We've been burned before!

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 256! The Welsh are taking over the Yogscast, we're listing games design choices that drive us crazy and doing a weird and certainly ...

Triforce! #255: The Common Sense of First Dates

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 255! Flax is back from a huge Dota break and missed the grand coronation, we're back to our TV show recommendations and we test ours...

Triforce! Bonus #4 - Best Technology

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Bonus #4! We're going through all of human history to rank the best technological advancements (based on Civ 5) from fire to the internet! Go...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #13: Why we do what we do

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 13! Sips bears a striking resemblance to an Australian Flasher, we get asked how to stay motivated playing games all day and ...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #12 - No Cobwebs, No Calluses

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 12! Lewis slips in the shower.. how long until someone finds his body? Sips analyses the confusing case of the Golden Shower ...

Triforce! #254: In defence of Luton, worst town in Britain

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 254! Sips wants to bring back Trial by Combat, Flax has been getting intrusive, evolutionary thoughts and we get an email from someo...

Triforce! #253: The ChatGPT Takeover

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 253! Flax has written a poem about his shiny dome, we read a ChatGPT AI Generated version of the Triforce Podcast and we prepare for...

Triforce! #252: Little Lew Lew Sunday

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 252! We're going through a vomiting nightmare, Lewis gets a scathing text from his dad, we explore a typical Sunday in the life of L...

Triforce! #251: The Safe Space Podcast

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 251! There's nothing I can write in this description that won't lead to the podcast getting blacklisted. Support your favourite p...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #11: The Perfect Workout Companion

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 11! Sips starts working for Amazon to develop Alexa apps (for free), we're giving you ENERGY for your HARDCORE WORKOUT and we...

Triforce! #250: Big Baby makes the Manly Choice

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 250! Pyrion's had the big operation, hits back at the Disney World hatred and watches great movies with his kids! Go to http://joinh...

Triforce! #249: The Freshly Shaved Fondler

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 249! Freshly shaved Flax goes for a meal with Joseph Quinn (Eddie Munson in Stranger Things), Sips wants to fly a Cessna to France a...

Triforce! #248: 3 Truths, 1 Lie (Also true)

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 248! Flax has many stories to tell this week but which is true and which is false? Also, Sips is getting continued flack in the War ...

Triforce! #247: The Ambassadors of Earth

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 247! Four adults go to Disney Land and have a great time, Aliens visit Earth and we have to decide who is our ambassador and we try ...

Triforce! #246: We're (not) going to be in Masked Singer!

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 246! Sips deals with a particularly bad case of Impetigo, Pyrion single-handedly destroys the Markov Bot community and Lewis is defi...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #10 | Kanchō, the Thousand Years of Death

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 10! Sips is under fire in today's mailbag as he gets threatened by an angry Wisconson resident, we get many messages from act...

Triforce! #245: The Saddest Kazoo in the World

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 245! We get an update from our Prison Pen Pal, Lewis' mum has a slip on an icy manhole and we cover some crazy news from the last fe...

Triforce! #244: Wrecked Radiators to D&D Rants

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 244! In a shocking turn of events Sips' doorbell rings, Flax eats a disgusting lasagne and in a not-so-shocking turn of events we ta...

Triforce! #243: 100 Years, Nothing's Changed

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 243! Flax discovers the passionate Thomas the Tank Engine fandom, Sips needs some new films to watch with his kids and Lewis can ent...

Triforce Bonus! #3: Best Villain

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Bonus! Episode #3! We're making every fictional villain fight against each other to find the most evil, scummy, vicious bastard of them all! ...

Triforce Bonus! #2: Best War

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Bonus! Episode #2! Recorded before events that would've made this already potentially problematic episode even worse we're ranking the best w...

Triforce Bonus! #1: Best Minecraft Block

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Bonus! Episode #1! We're away this week but have a bonus episode from the (extreme) backlog! The Minecraft Pros (or giga noobs) pit the Minec...

Triforce Introduces - Zero Degrees feat. Lewis Brindley

24 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We thought you might enjoy this episode of Zero Degrees featuring Lewis. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give them a follow https://www.pickax...

Triforce Mailbag Special #9: No Mail

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 9! We're putting Flax's mailbag to the side with hairloss tips, rhymes with Buble and more. It's not really a mailbag episode...

Triforce! #242: Dr. Saxophone, Piano Master

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 242! Great mystery shows, football documentaries, Spotify Wrapped and the deep lore of the Muppets! Go to http://auraframes.com/trif...

Triforce! #241: Flax's Garden Warfare

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 241! Flax is declaring garden war on his spy neighbours, Lewis met with all the charities taking part in Jingle Jam 2022 and we're t...

Triforce! #240: Frontline Magic

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 240! Magicians were our fighting force in World War 2, Elon won't shut his stupid mouth and we're covering some strange news from ar...

Triforce Mailbag Special #8: Sips' Flesh Tunnel

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 8! We're digging deep into the mailbag while we figure out the best role in the military, we explore Sips' fleshy-Dr-Who-Intr...

Triforce! #239: No Burrito Frito

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 239! Live from the Pickaxe Podcast Week we're sending cameras up Sips' johnson, moths to Pyrion's house and long covid to Lewis! ...

Triforce! #238: Re-Railing Lewis

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 238! Flax survives a vape-less Singapore for the Dota Internationals, Lewis goes off the rails (but can't wait to get back on) and w...

Triforce Mailbag Special #7: The Convict, the Cheater, the Gamer

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 7! We're opening up the mailbag with someone in prison, delve deeper into cheating in Chess and Poker and discover the sexy w...

Triforce Introduces - The Comfort Zone feat. Lewis Brindley

29 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We thought you might enjoy this episode of The Comfort Zone featuring Lewis. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give them a follow https://www.pi...

Triforce! #237: Two Married and a Moron

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 237! Flax has been getting deep into RPGs, two married guys and a moron get asked for dating advice and we get some more Triforce Tr...

Triforce! #236: The Language of Love

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 236! We're discussing each other's Love Language, Lewis and Simon get told amazing stories by Brian Blessed and Sips gets his b-hole...

Triforce Mailbag Special #6: One for the Hate-Listeners

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 6! Lewis busts open Pyrion's gorging mailbag with a real steamy one, we explore the strange world of bumper stickers and Pyri...

Triforce! #235: The Curious Case of the Fox on the Phone

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 235! Ol' Sipsy Slow-Pee has multiple trips to the hospital, Flax almost gets thrown out of an Uber and we solve The Curious Case of ...

Triforce! #234 - The Problem Solvers

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 234! Canada's threatening independence, Magnus Carlsen is accusing Hans Niemann of cheating at grand master tier chess and floppy di...

Triforce! #233: Lewis' Therapy Rants

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 233! We're gathering a crack team of law experts through fan mail, poor Sipsy has a luxury MRI experience, and we answer more of you...

Triforce! #232: Ones for the Mailbag

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 232! We dunk on Alan Sugar's hideous opinions, Sips has some wonderful family holiday stories and we fulfill our promise of making t...

Triforce Mailbag Special #5: Toilet Story Pioneers

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Special 5! The gang give some genuinely nice advice about break-ups, we pride ourself in our bravery to tell toilet stories and we re...

Triforce! #231: Huffin' on Dragon

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 231! We start a new segment: 'Did This Annoy Lewis?' and we cover some strange news from this week! Support your favourite podcas...

Triforce! #230: The Great Smut Heist

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 230! Sips can't break his nasty Plate Up! addiction, Pyrion is sick of the "deadbeat ex-pro" stereotype in movies and we're trying t...

Triforce! #229: The Proto-Bros and the Chad 1000s

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 229! In the premiere top tier gaming news podcast we're talking about the bullies in our schools, the tourist traps around the world...

Triforce! #228: A Triforce Around The World

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 228! Pyrion made many notes in his travels across America, Lewis got sick returning from TwitchCon Amsterdam and Sips, hearing all o...

Triforce Introduces - Zero Degrees feat. PyrionFlax

06 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst we are on holiday we thought you might enjoy this episode of Zero Degrees featuring Pyrion. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give them a...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #4: You can't cancel the Kennewick Man

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce Mailbag Edition Episode 4! We're looking back at our cringiest memories, discovering the disgusting delicacies of Europe and Pyrion recieves ...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #3: We can't talk about anything anymore

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Mailbag Special #3! Sips recovers from a dramatic Tommee Tippee event, Pyrion is the J Jonah Jameson of the Mailbag and Lewis gets psycho-an...

Triforce Introduces - Chance & Counters: Lost pt II - With Lewis Brindley

23 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst we are on holiday we thought you might enjoy this episode of Chance & Counters featuring Lewis. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give th...

Triforce! #227: Death of the Triforce

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 227! Lewis dies in his hotpants wringing scalding hot water out of his turtleneck, Pyrion dies in a vat of baked beans and Sips dies...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #2: Bangin' Wiis and Showin' Crack

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Mailbag Special #2! Falling over in the shower? Buying a second-hand Wii? Want access to the secret bathroom party? The Triforce Mailbag is ...