Triforce!

Triforce Introduces - Hat Chat: Hogwarts or The Shire? (with Sips)

09 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst we are on holiday we thought you might enjoy this episode of Hat Chat featuring Sips. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give them a follo...

Triforce! #226: How well do you know your Triforce?

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 226! We're discussing the ridiculous cost of a child, a more realistic Bond movie, Lewis gets controversial and we test our Triforce...

Triforce! Mailbag Special #1: The Ol' Texan Dos and Donts

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Mailbag Special #1! We're busting open our bulging mailbags to answer your wonderful emails but first Sips gets asked the question no dad wa...

Triforce! #225: AI Generated Podcast

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 225! Sips invents a dire future of Poolice trackers, Flax - REDACTED FOR HIS SAFETY - and Lewis asks an AI about the Triforce Podcas...

Triforce! #224: How to Start a Conspiracy

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 224! We travel through time with Mad Magazine, Cary Grant and Mr Bean, Sips is getting served some super clickbait videos and Pyrion...

Triforce! #223: Team No Fear

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 223! We're celebrating the Queen's lovely jubblies, thrillseeker Pyrion takes his entire family to Thorpe Park and Sips wants a stat...

Triforce! #222: Diaper Changing Pro Championships

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 222! Flax is back from the Diaper Changing Pro Championships, we talk about helmet safety and Lewis is an old-school loser with a pa...

Triforce! #221: Shout, Knock, Rattle, Shove, Flashbang

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 221! Our boomer parents are coming down so we're on our best behaviour, Lewis remembers his teenage invulnerability and Sips and Pyr...

Triforce! #220: Sips vs Adele

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 220! Lewis is ready to rise up for Van Gogh, Sips doubles down on his dislike of Adele but luckily Pyrion knows a singer that feels ...

Triforce! #219: Turning back time to ruin Antique's Road Show

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 219! Sips has been getting those dubs in Fortnite, Pyrion discovers some new uses for Thanos' Time Stone and Lewis has reached the a...

Triforce! #218: Pyrion's Gorging Mailbag

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 218! Pyrion busts open his juicy mail bag once again, Lewis gets jealous of anyone with a scientific job and Sips has a tea party fr...

Triforce! #217: Brainwash Your Kids

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 217! We're hammering down on TV intro skippers (and TV intro makers), looking at some weird reality shows and remembering The Little...

Triforce! #216: That's the Dongers Guarantee!

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 216! Sips is worried his kids don't have the street smarts, Pyrion busts open the mailbag once again and Lewis announces he's openin...

Triforce! #215: Socially awkward nerd tries to communicate with women

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 215! Pyrion (unfortunately) watched Matrix Resurrections, we take a look at the 9th best game of 1993 - Chuck Yeager's Air Combat - ...

Triforce! #214: Lewgit the Fell Omen's Hot Takes

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 214! Lewis has some hot takes on Elden Ring including "it's not hard" and "most items feel pointless". Also, Sips waves goodbye to t...

Triforce! #213: Mog No Take Brisket

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 213! The invisible man causes havoc for the media, we come down hard on Mog for stealing the beef brisket and lil' Lewis Jr will be ...

Triforce! #212: Jaxon Pudge Magnificence Smith

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 212! Pyrion hosts DOTA 3000 in the distant future, Sips lists popular baby names in 2022 and Lewis smashes a controller playing Dark...

Triforce! #211: The worst Lord of the Rings movie you'll never watch

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 211! Lewis has been delving into the life of Anna Delvey, Sips has been hate-watching more Love At First Sight and Pyrion explores t...

Triforce! #210: The Jack Off Hostage Situation

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 210! It's time for Pyrion to dump those glasses and get laser surgery, Lewis yells at people in the street (daily) and Sips wants to...

Triforce! #209: The Doorbell Conspiracy

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 209! We dig deep into the iceberg conspiracy of Pyrion's doorbell, explore the zombie wasteland of Dying Light 2 and celebrate the Q...

Triforce! #208: Bigger than Jesus... in the Amazon

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 208! We wonder what it takes to make a modern day celebrity, Pyrion intercepted trucker chat on his Batman HAM radio and we follow t...

Triforce! #207: Dead Phrases and Stolen Bikes

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 207! Detective Flax investigates the case of the missing motorbike and we try to remember some "extinct" phrases! Go to http://mansc...

Triforce! #206: Old, Out of touch, Scared of the future

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 206! The nostalgic origins of NFTs, AI generated podcasts and Deliveroo exclusive restaurants. Are you feeling old, out of touch and...

Triforce! #205: Know when to HODL 'em, know what to funge 'em

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 205! Lewis has a crisis after meeting TommyInnit, Pyrion desperately needs help with Ultimate Admiral Dreadnaughts (a game no one ha...

Triforce! #204: I'm TRYING to record a PODCAST here!

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 204! Pyrion brings back everyones favourite segment - Prison News, has lost his most valuable listener - Mrs. Flax - to a RIVAL podc...

Triforce! #203: The Worst Stories Ever Written

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 203! Pyrion uncovers some gruelling tales from the Italian Ethiopia war, we stand in reverence to the "lifers" of Soap Operas, we tr...

Triforce! #202 - New Year, New Dad chat

12 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 202! We recap our journey through 2021, talk about some great shows we're watching right now and Pyrion returns to his favourite app...

Triforce! #201: Sipsco Dirt is BACK

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 201! Someone's been selling healing dirt on Sips' turf, Lewis has been watching documentaries about the Salisbury Poisoning and Pyri...

Triforce! #200: The Big Two-Zero-Zero

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 200! Live from Jingle Jam we celebrate 200(ish) episodes of Triforce! Pyrion spots a celebrity while wandering Bristol, Lewis is an ...

Triforce! #199.5: A Day in the Life of Data

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 199.5! No one wants Flax's dirty, tainted blood, Sips makes himself laugh with a terrible joke and Lewis tries out some retro Kalash...

Triforce! #199.4: The Big, Dumb Christmas Quiz

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 199.4! Lewis has been watching way too many game shows and creates the first Triforce Christmas Quiz! Who will win? Sips or Pyrion?!...

Triforce! #199.3: Game of Wheel: The Thrones of Time

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 199.3! How long would you survive if we were completely cut off from food? Is it time for western media to look east for inspiration...

Triforce! #199.2: World Series of Poggers

24 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 199.2! Would a smoking room in your basement conversion be terrible? Should we rejuvinate the Poker World Series with modern memes? ...

Triforce! #199.1: Pyrionopodopolous, revolutionary leader

17 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Epsiode 199.1! Pyrion-opodopolous roleplays as a Greek revolutionary leader in 1939, Lewis is getting into the festive spirit (in November) ...

Triforce! #199: Childless IDIOT enjoys life, wastes it on jigsaws

10 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Slightly early access to an ad-free episode 199! Pyrion tells the most gripping story of the worst Saturday ever, we read our first ever fan...

Triforce! #198: Curved, Coiled, Spring or Round

03 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 198! On the road again with Pyrion in sunny Gran Canaria! At risk of falling into the "90s woman appreciation podcast" we discuss fe...

Triforce! #197: Hootcon 2021

27 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 197! A young Pflax appears in a very old short film (Dog Day Morning, look it up) but if you want to meet Pyrion now then go to Hoot...

Triforce! #196: The School of Hard C ts

20 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 196! We're on the road again! Pyrion takes a break from the Dota Internationals in Bucharest to graduate from the School of Hard CEN...

Triforce! #195: Vimbos Time Machine

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 195! Sips has been watching some Married at First Sight, Pyrion becomes a shill for Vimbos: the Prince of Liquid Beef and we can't d...

Triforce! #194: Agent 0077, James Boomer

06 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 194! We want to send scrub Daf to an elite Dota boot camp, want to spend $100,000 on a Storm Trooper helmet and try to find a way to...

Triforce! #193: Gettin' jiggy with the elderly

29 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 193! We're checking out each others Spotify playlists, Sips tries (and fails) to haggle and we try to figure out the mechanics of ge...

Triforce! #192: The Van Damm Game Slam

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 192! Sips and Flax compare their games of 2021, we find out what Jean-Claude Van Damm is up to these days - not much - and remember ...

Triforce! #191: Prison Pruno & Vegan Trickery

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 191! Pyrion's exploring the world of home (or prison) made wine, Sips, having recently played No Man's Sky, uncovers legendary redem...

Triforce! #190: Power Plays & Weeb Weddings

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 190! Pyrion went to see Ian McKellen in Hamlet, Lewis is the victim of a brutal power play on a train and Sips wants to get Old Hoga...

Triforce! #189: Lewis buys vegetables, embarrasses everyone

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 189! Some behind-the-scenes stories from the Yogscast Sports Day, Lewis tries to get some vegetables and fails to notice social clue...

Triforce! #188: Worst Comedians, Best Tortoise

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 188! While Sips can't stop playing Final Fantasy 14 we're talking about some terrible stand up comedians. Also, Lewis falls in love ...

Triforce! #187: Pyrion's Yoga Tapes

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 187! We've been hate-watching so much junk recently and Pyrion writes his own Yoga tape! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: ...

Triforce! #186: Raising a Child Prodigy

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 186! The Olympics are on and we're wondering what it takes to create a child prodigy! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and...

Triforce! #185: Papa Sips' Third Tour

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 185! Triple-dad Sips shares the experience of having a third child, Pyrion is the Judge Judy of his family disputes and Lewis, who h...

Triforce! #184: The SAS x Ivanka Gambit

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 184! Lewis thinks SAS Hard-Man books are for "dur brains", Pyrion has a plan to spend a passionate fortnight with Ivanka Trump and S...

Triforce! #183: Rise of the RoboGamers

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 183! Lewis gets trolled by Sips, Sips' son and artificial intelligence. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2...

Triforce! #182: The Dropped Sausage Scenario

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 182! Lewis is apparently Jeremy Clarkson's biggest fan, Pyrion has been getting deep into the Euros and Sips wouldn't eat anything t...

Triforce! #181: How to get Whacked

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 181! How up to date are Eastenders with their references? Does an ice cold shower wake you up? Is Lewis really a Mafia target? Go to...

Triforce! #180: The Steam Store Dredge

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 180! Lewis doesn't think he's cool enough to hang out with HatFilms, Pyrions been getting some questionable games in his Steam Store...

Triforce! #179: Zack Snyder's Lord of the Rings

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 179! We're recapping the wonderful Eurovision Song Contest, hating on the WORST movie we've seen (that you simply have to watch) and...

Triforce! #178: All Paint and No Play makes Bobby a Dull Boy

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 178! We're uncovering the secrets of Bob Ross' past, enriching our lives with gardening and correcting some errors in previous episo...

Triforce! #177: The Exact Opposite of ASMR

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 177! The guys review some disgusting victorian meals, try to figure out the exact opposite of ASMR and find out how much they actual...

Triforce! #176: Lewis Brindley: Author, Voice Actor, Pokemon Voyeur

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 176! Lewis shares his choose-your-own-adventure for the very first time, is a voice in the new 4X Humankind and likes to watch Poké...

Triforce! #175: Sips' Sewer Horror

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 175! It's the end of sport and the end of religion but the beginning of sewer horror and wild conspiracies! Go to http://expressvpn....

Triforce! #174: The Hottest Gamer Takes

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 174! "Gamer" invents some house rules to fix Magic the Gathering, "Shorts" thinks No Mans Sky sucks and "Salty" has refunded 3 games...

Triforce! #173: Masters of Slang

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 173! We address the Prince Phillip shaped elephant in the room, argue about Andre the Giant pooping in the tub and we try to identif...

Triforce! #172: Kong and Godzilla Go Ham

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 172! Pyrion watched that Godzilla vs Kong movie and has a lot to say about it! Basically, they both go ham. Support your favourite p...

Triforce! #171: April Fools or April Truels

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 171! I will never apologise for that title. Today Lewis is sharing some insane stories and Sips and Pyrion have to figure out if it'...

Triforce! #170: The Fake History of the Pennywhacker Empire

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 170! We explore casualties of the .com boom, try to understand the world of fake history and laugh at Sips because he's dumb and has...

Triforce! #169: Bald Weirdos Rise Up!

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 169! Sips remembers when games were hard, Pyrion writes a scene for Marvel's Agents of Shield and Lewis shares his notepad of madman...

Triforce! #168: Young Buck Teaches Old Men to Flirt

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 168! Sips and Pyrion have been out of the game way too long. Luckily the young buck Lewis is here to show them how to flirt in the m...

Triforce! #167: Feeling Altenschmertzen

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 167! We discover some spicy new emotions, Lewis has been meeting weird book haters on the internet and Pyrion's been learning to wal...

Triforce! #166: Disaster Top Trumps

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 166! We enter to domain of Lord Pflax and gaze upon his family heriarchy, continue to be amazed by space and find some lighthearted ...

Triforce! #165: Return of Sips' Business Tips!

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 165! We cover EVERYTHING this episode! Board games, wise investments, bitcoin, the Perseverence Mars landing and our old favourite: ...

Triforce! #164: Do YOU Know Any of These Celebrities?!

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 164! Lewis has had enough of memeing explorers, Sips realises Wu-Tang Clan are old as hell and Pyrion's been going DEEP into Masked ...

Triforce! #163: Post Sedation Podcasting

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 163! Pyrion went into surgery to fix his achy breaky heart, Sips shares his Marie Kondo-esque ideals about 'stuff' and Lewis tries t...

Triforce! #162: The Gamestop Hackers

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 162! We try to explain the wild world of Wall Street Bets recent GME heist, Lewis and Sips have been playing the new Factorio-like D...

Triforce! #161: Street Fightin' Woman

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 161! Everyone is stupid on the internet and you shouldn't trust their opinions... including Pyrion's dad. Also, we join the hunt for...

Triforce! #160: Finding our Dream Jobs

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 160! Do you throw money into ponds? What is your dream job? Do you like chutney? Are you laying in your bed feeding your fat head wi...

Triforce! #159: Hardcore Office Role Playing

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 159! We're roleplaying classic office small talk, figuring out time travel in movies and quoting classic films! Support your favou...

Triforce! #158: Harmonious Balance of the Triforce

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 158! 2020 hit Pyrion hard with a positive Covid test, Lewis has some sad news but the harmonious balance of the Triforce brings Sips...

Triforce! #157: The Simp, The Virgin, The Incel

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 157! Sips found some late 2020 passion in Call of Duty Zombies and Lewis laments the loss of Simp, Virgin and Incel from Twitch chat...

Triforce! #156: Biopunk 2077

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 156! Sips just wasn't hyped for Cyberpunk, Lewis is learning to organise his life and Pyrion questions the future of meat! Go to ht...

Triforce! #155: Ending Humanity with Pointless Emails

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 155! Lewis got interrogated by the police, Pyrion is prepping for some christmas invasions and Sips is enraged that one pointless em...

Triforce! #154: Cash in Hand or Cash AND Hand

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 154! Everyone's going to the moon, cars are going electric, why can't we just go back to the days of cash in hand jobs? Support you...

Triforce! #153: Snooper Elite

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 153! Pyrion bonded with a Doctor over Football Manager, Sips can't imagine the life of a female streamer and Lewis hits back at Bliz...

Triforce! #152: Trial by Hobo

18 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 152! Pyrion has a fool proof plan for his drug empire, Sips just can't trust a hobo jury and Lewis recalls his high school Chads. ...

Triforce! #151: Triple Jugging with Jam

11 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 151! Lewis has a love/hate relationship with Twin Peaks, Pyrion brings back some classic Jugging stories and Sips is now a poltical ...

Triforce! #150: A Terrible, Miserable British Holiday

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 150! Pyrion is enjoying a rainy, miserable holiday, Lewis explores 8800 Blue Lick Road and Sips has some doubts about Burger King! ...

Triforce! #149: Triforce vs Celebrity Birthdays

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 149! Sips is sharing his childhood with his son, Lewis has relapsed on his birthday and we're all comparing our birthdays with celeb...

Triforce! #148: Golden Age of Advertising

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 148! Pyrion lets loose a legendary rant about unoriginal advertising, Sips has a scary dream and Lewis admires some poison letters! ...

Triforce! #147: Nine Year Olds playing Among Us

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 147! Sips has been getting spooked in Phasmophobia, Pyrion's golf career takes an incredibly depressing turn and Lewis has some top ...

Triforce! #146: Jingle Jam Tinder

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 146! Lewis updates us on both Tinder and Jingle Jam in a confusing crossover! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://...

Triforce! #145: A Safe Place (to Poop)

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 145! This might be the thing that breaks the Triforce apart... would YOU let a friend poop at your house?! Please let us know! Go ...

Triforce! #144: Those Magical Family Moments

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 144! We've got YouTube recommendations, disgusting eaters, magical family moments and Pyrion's illustrious golfing career in today's...

Triforce! #143: It's Crusadin' Time

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 143! Lewis has been reading up on Crusades, Pyrion has an exciting update on his golfing career and Sips has accepted that he's old!...

Triforce! #142: Peasants Had It Better

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 142! Has Elon Musk lost his mind? Did medieval peasants live better lives? Is PFlax any good at golf? These are the important questi...

Triforce! #141: It's Time to Burn Reddit

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 141! We're shutting down Reddit, we're sick of Steam and we hate your stupid indie games! Support your favourite podcast on Patreo...

Triforce! #140: HAM Radio Chat

27 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 140! Travelling the world has gotten a whole lot easier with Flight Sim, HAM Radios and Sips' new car! Support your favourite podcas...

Triforce! #139: A Very Sugoi Podcast

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 139! Pyrion shares his appreciation for WAP, Sips went on a super hot staycation and Lewis shares some unique words from Japan! Prot...

Triforce! #138: Little Baby Tarquin

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 138! Hey, you! Albert/Amos/Tarquin/Langston/Wilbur/Ralph/Birdie/Lucille/Sylvia/Trudy! We're calling out your outdated baby names! Su...

Triforce! #137: Getting Back to Our Roots

05 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 137! It's been a while since we spoke about poop, complained about games and yelled at random people in the street. We're getting ba...

Triforce! #136 - Hopped Up on Huel

29 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 136! Pyrion's trying out Huel, Sips has been watching some classic comedy series and Lewis is getting into the science of Death Stra...

Triforce! #135 - Curious Case of the Butter in the Bathroom

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 135! A man enters a bathroom with a whole stick of butter. 1 hour later the butter is gone. Is it in his butt? Visit http://expressv...

Triforce! #134: The Laziest Man in the World

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Triforce! Episode 134! We're inventing new things with the Raspberry Pi, Pyrion got a pizza oven and Sips is the laziest man in the world. Support y...