SATURDAY RUB | Jim's Back, Fat's Not, and Purple throws to grabs about himself
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fat at the start of that roll. Am I on? No! You're not. And we're going to get to why you're not in just a minute. Connor Rosey joins us. Harry Perryman. Cracking game last night. The easy quizzy. I love it. Nuff's coming. And news with Purple. Isaac Smith had to come off the bench again. He's got no interest in doing this show. The boy bastard. He gets dragged in week after week. Hello, Iz. JB, I did have interest today. It's school holidays and we've got two days left and I needed to get out of home. And he's got slotted into the bill mode too, G. Yes. He rolled up eight minutes ago. I have no issue with that. He's helping us out. I didn't know there was any prep to this show.
No.
Burns over there. Hello, Burns. Hello, boys. Good to be on. Fat, what's going on? We have the middle week off. That's what happens. We get this. It's called a survey break-in radio. We get it off. And what that means is one rub in the middle, Burns, and it's meant that for 100 years. So where is he? Well, I've got no idea. Have you called him? He hasn't returned my calls. He's doing ads. So here's the thing. Let's start there. I saw that ad the other night. Let's start there. You need to start there, Jim. Because I've been away. I've been to Byron Bay. What a beautiful place, by the way. And when I say away, you know this, Purple. Once you go there, you are away. You can get away. You are off grid. No one knows you. No one knows you.
No one cares. They don't care for you. It's just the most beautiful, blissful place. We were watching the footy last night, and my wife did comment on JB and said, oh, he's got a tinge of sunburn on him. Oh, nice. That's a bit browner. That's a little water goes beach strolling up to the lighthouse. Down to broken heads. Anyway, so I've been away. But I have still had people contacting me. Right. Over a couple of things.
Why are listeners upset about Bill’s new TV commercial and what happened to Jim’s reputation?
One I'm going to get to in a minute. But three or four, it started as three or four, and I thought, right, that's a good representation. Then it rolled into seven or eight. Then it became about 12 into 15, Ben. People contacting me saying, Fat has put his name to the worst ad in the history of ads being made. So I thought it can't be that bad, surely. No, it is. And then I heard this hit it to Leroy. How good was that goal? The fans are loving this. What's happened here? There's a dog poo on the ground.
How did JB describe his Byron Bay break and why did it spark ad reaction stories?
Are you guys getting this? You're joking. This thing is glorious. Did he just say glorious? That's a healthy poo, which means a healthy diet. There's the boy now. Ah, must be a like a dog. Glorious food for glorious poo. Jim, there's not enough money printed. Jim. Not enough money in circulation to put your name to an ad for dog poop. How's it a healthy dog poop? I don't know. It smells difficult. Do we have any idea? It'd have to be multiple six-figure sums. Multiple. Jim reckons about five. We have discussed this on the show before. There is nothing fat won't do for money. Like, no. And I reckon, take the tax out, especially in this country at the minute where every single cent you end up stumbling across gets taxed.
I reckon he might have six. He might come away with six. I'd put a quarter of a million. I thought a quarter of a million. What would you have required to have read that out? A lot of money in dog food. Would you have done it for $100? No. Did he say he was referencing a dog shit? Yeah, that's exactly right. When he said glamorous or glorious. And picked it up. He picks it up. He picks it up. He picks it up. I haven't actually seen the ad. He picks up dog shit. He picks it up. Where's he at? Please tell he doesn't taste it or something. Well, I know where he's at. He's in his default place, which is Noosa. He goes there. He goes to the surf club and just sits there and punts.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:09
2
Why are listeners upset about Bill’s new TV commercial and what happened to Jim’s reputation?
2:09–2:47
3
How did JB describe his Byron Bay break and why did it spark ad reaction stories?
2:47–27:40
4
What details did Connor Rozee share about his hamstring, role on the bench and Port Adelaide’s season outlook?
27:40–46:59
5
How did hosts analyse key forward goal-kicking problems like Nick Larkey and Mitch Georgiades?
46:59–59:11
6
What hilarious ‘Nuff’ moments and ad read fails were highlighted in the sports gossip segment?
59:11–1:08:33
Speakers
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