SATURDAY RUB | Live at the 2026 AFL Grand Final
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What is the opening banter and how does the show set the tone for the Grand Final?
Shut up, the food is on Triple L! Get ready. Am I on? Because the Saturday rub. Have I let a talk? Yeah. Starts now. It gets better with every listening. We need some riz. Need drinks fast? Camel on down to thirsty camel bottle shops for unseriously good deals. Drink responsibly. For Rheam Hot Water and McDonald's. Triple M rocks the grand final. Alright, here we go! Ho ho ho! Grand final Saturday. Yes. And we are out and about. I just need my own self uh upper touch in the ears. I don't know whether I'm uh feeling that comfortable. Why sitting here? Well, I'm overlooking the pullman. I can't look at that place the same way. Jim, not today. I can't look at it the same way. Well, Jim, don't look that way.
Just look over there.
It's iconic. Yes.
It does catch
your
eye, though.
It does, it's right there.
Just call what it used to be, Jim. The Hilton. The Hilton. Okay, right.
Saturday rub uh after party over there, Jim. I don't think we will. I'm not letting you in there ever again. Uh Embers is gonna be with us, BT's gonna be with us. Potentially, Xavier Ellis. Yeah. Oh, he's been on a bender. He's been on a two day. Where is he? We saw him Thursday night. I can't believe that man played footy. He didn't even play for Frio either. He's telling Frio stories. Cappuccino Street and all that. You're not even part of Frio. Never listen to fat. But what, because of his physical condition Well, he just looks a bit bigger than I thought. Does he? Yes, exactly. Hey how good Jim was Thursday night, by the way. the corner hotel, five hundred beautiful fans there. That's never happening again. Never happening again.
No Jim. No. It was fantastic. But they love profit time. I'm sitting there minding my own business. Yes. At our show's O B. Yeah. There were three reptiles at the in the front row. Only three. The middle no there were three special reptiles. One leaves about an inch left in his beer, and then he goes to his mate, watch this. Boom. And then three of them pissed themselves laughing they all went, Yeah, how's funny how funny's that? Just throwing beer all over Jim. And as that happened, I said to myself, This is never ever occurring again. I loved it. How was he, Bill? I'll tell you how much you love it. You can do it yourself. Oh good. It's all yours. That was the night you dressed up as Kylie. I saw social media. It wasn't you.
It wasn't you. Hopefully Kylie hadn't seen that. He wouldn't be happy. What's that there? That's his team. Kylie? Yeah, that's all the merchandise. Oh the merch. Oh the merchandise. Yes. I see. Get in there and buy a Kylie t-shirt. Speaking of Kylie. Yes. I ca I come driving into the ground today, Damo, and quite understandably the security is very heightened on Grand Final Day. So Pulling into gate A, uh Ron Barrassi Avenue, whatever it's called now. As I pull in, there's a big Mercedes black van in front of me. So I'm like, good, they'll get the full security onto that. And then the boom gate will come down and I'll stop and they'll get full security onto me. That's how it works. Straight through. Oh. So I'm like, oh good.
Here we go. It's loosened up. I'll get straight through as well. Boom gate's shut back down. I had the full cavity search. You deserve it. You deserve it. Everything. Everything you deserve. You deserve everything. Everything Back up win Windows, windows, itself, mirror. I said to the really good bloke at the gate who's there all year. Yeah. I said, Can I ask you a question? I said, What's the story with that? He goes, That's Kylie. Oh minoke. I said, What? She's less likely to have drugs in her car than me. Like seriously, she's a rock star. I thought it was bombs, Jim. Well, I don't go there. Okay. No, I don't think either of us would have a bomb. But uh Dima Strike
Well she deserves that treatment, Jim. You you just think you do. Maybe she that well. Maybe she does.
Well they deserve
it
as well. You've got to stop being
entitled, Jim.
Me coming here every week. You got a car park underneath the bloody joint. Guess where me and Damo will park? Where? Ivanow or somewhere. Pullman closer. What are you wearing, by the way? It's pissing rain, you've got a bloody summer jacket on.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and how does the show set the tone for the Grand Final?
0:00–5:56
2
Who are the special guests and what stories do they share about the AFL Grand Final?
5:56–12:05
3
How do the hosts discuss the weather, crowd atmosphere, and venue logistics at the MCG?
12:05–20:02
4
What predictions do the panel make about the match outcome and key players?
20:02–28:26
5
How is the live Grand Final quiz structured and what are some of the first questions?
28:26–37:37
6
Which players and statistics are highlighted during the quiz rounds?
37:37–46:02
7
What are the final quiz results and who wins the $500 Thirsty Camel voucher?
46:02–52:50
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and thank sponsors and listeners?
52:50–58:46
Speakers
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