Tuesdays with Stories!

#647 Murder Was The Queso That They Gave Me

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's moving to Austin! The QUESO baby!! The boys talk movies! Mark has fun in ollllld Indy. Joe talks the new Skankfest doc! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff...

#646 Impulse Bi

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has a great weekend in Virginia Beach and bumps into a very special person, and a kooky drunk fan with a faulty memory! Mark and has Native Americ...

#645 Wong Information

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe goes to Austin and plays tennis with a champion! Mark hits Club Shay Shay. Joe stands up to an airport employee! It's Tuesdays!   Our Stuff: - ht...

#644 Abraham LinkedIn

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark's parents completely miss the big gesture! Joe becomes a gay tourist with Matt Wayne and gets propositioned from a promiscuous elderly bag! Mark ...

#643 Mail Manager

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking Joe and Friends' new Epstein comedy special! Mark heads to Texas and escapes Jack Frost! Plus, the guys have a few friends that are squa...

#642 Ugly Sloppy Orca

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe tries his hand with a casino kook! Mark gets fast and furious on the way to the Stress Factory! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com...

#641 Black Pleasantville

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark goes to MSG to see Shane Gillis - and makes it backstage with a mistaken identity! The boys are trudging through the snow as they travel around t...

#640 Dust Him Off, Man

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark starts doing afternoon comedy shows and tries to do late night pods! Joe makes a big announcement about Skankfest 2026! Joe goes to Vegas with Lu...

#639 Bob Gnarly

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe hears a questionable joke from a surprising source! Mark's pilot is in the audience! Joe gets a confrontational yoga instructor and his son does a...

#638 Statutory Vape

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mark goes to sunny Miami and gets an eyeful of hobo on the way! Joe experiences art of the homosexual persuasion. Mark has an ALL-TIME bathroom issue ...

#637 Icky Mantle

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's buying a sex toy and buying MORE sex toys when the first one doesn't work! Mark does the final Dr. Phil show with an A-list actress! Joe has an ...

#636 Ken-Chucky

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark's back from a couple weeks with the Gill-man, Shane Gillis! Then the boys spend some time worshipping Anne Hathaway for her cinematic choices. Jo...

#635 Double O Semen

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark's family comes to town for two weeks! Joe has his traditional pizza Thanksgiving - and hits the jackpot! Mark pods with the King of Comedy! Joe r...

#634 Black Leznar

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark has a double AirPod issue! Joe (and the crowd) versus a heckler in DC! Mark the mogul starts ANOTHER new venture! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - htt...

#633 Puerto Rican Fattlesnake

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking SKANKFEST baby!! The ups and downs - the skanks!! Joe steps out on Schtick or Treat, and Mark does a show in a sauna! It's Tuesdays! Our...

#632 Live at Skankfest 2025

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brad Williams, Luis J Gomez, Joe Derosa, and Greg Fitzsimmons join the boys LIVE at Skankfest 2025 for a zing-fest that you won't believe! It's Tuesda...

#631 Hob Nobblin'

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has a spicy crotch on the road! Dr. Normand performs an allergy test! Mark goes to kiss babies and press the flesh in NOLA! Joe has a Ghostbustin'...

#630 Monica Pooinski

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe comes in hot with sh*t pants! Mark runs into the ultimate pal at Gotham! Joe has a first class ruiner! Mark a sock j*zztastrophe! It's Tuesdays! O...

#629 A Wink From a Twink

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe continues his possibly gay cleaner story! Mark heads to Helsinki! Joe has a beef lasagna debacle! Joe turns into a bus driver to Cape Canaveral an...

#628 Saga Genesis

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has a new gay housecleaner! Mark starts a new business venture! Mark gets into a toll both jam and then has the best set of his life! Joe has an e...

#627 Stinky Pies

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark goes to Boulder, CO to shoot his new special! THEN he gets a call from a mainstream director who wants him to watch his movie.. or does he? Joe h...

#626 Dern's Done

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Joe give the finger to the finger! Mark runs into one Jimmy Kimmel and says EXACTLY the right thing! Joe sees a SHARK CATCH in MANHATTAN! It'...

#625 Male Man

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark has a hard time in Huntsville and Hattiesburg! Joe goes to see Vampire Weekend starring… Isabel Hagen! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.p...

#624 Great Bulge of Fuego

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has a biiiiig hang with one Nate Bargatze! Mark goes to Nova Scotia! Joe has a cringe memory with an old flame! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http:/...

#623 Nelly Frittata

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark has a nightmare flight with a blobby seat neighbor! Joe heads to the Mothership and kills so laugh that he knocks a lunatic out of his seat! Mark...

#622 Suge and Vanilla

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe meets a grifter artist. Mark heads to Texas and Salacuse can NOT HANG. Joe goes to the US Open, sees a disastrous mistake AND a severe case of sea...

#621 Omahoma

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe goes to Nebraska where he miraculously isn't attracted to any women! Mark gets chased by Ms. Pat in Vegas! The boys rail against Hooters and share...

#620 Soder Arabia

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ubers stink! Mark does Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden for Netflix! Joe gets into his first bike accident and barely survives the ordeal! Joe has a...

#619 Sohobo

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe gets into a bike fight! Mark has a mushroom mishap! Joe goes to see Dave Matthews Band and gets into ANOTHER confrontation*! It's Tuesdays! *Not w...

#618 Lesbaru

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

#617 Snap, Crackle, Pop Warner

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're BACK from the break with a brand new ep, and we got stories up the wazoo! Salacuse intrudes on Joe's life and they have a gay old time. Then Joe...

#616 Q and Anal

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welp folks, you wanted to interact with the queen queefs and today, we make it happen. Q and Anal is a show we do on the Patreon where the gays get to...

#615 Tokyo Driftwood

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're jibbing and jiving folks! We're jumping topic-to-topic like Jack Flash! Joe gets into a fight with a toddler! And then… Joe gets into a fight ...

#614 Nobody Beats the Gill

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe deals with an airplane stickler and has a biiiiiig donut confrontation! Mark goes to Oregon as well as San Jose - and then hits us all with an ice...

#613 Iran Bennington

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe goes to see Dr. Dog and feels like an L7 weenie! Mark goes to Green Bay - and gets hit with a broken AC and has a 60-second layover! It's Tuesdays...

#612 Live at Grove 34!

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joseph and Markus are BACK with a new live episode! And we listened to everyone's feedback - this one is JUST Mark and Joe, with an extra long episode...

#611 Super Mark E.O.

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ari Shaffir gives Mark a hot tub - but the whole idea fizzles out when Normando tries to hop in, while Ari hightails it across the globe! Mark also he...

#610 Gee, You Knit?

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark tells the twisted story behind the cancelled Rochester show! Joe's special comes out and goes GANGBUSTERS! Plus the two queef queens do Adam Ray'...

#609 Bonnie Blueballs

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe gets hooked up for a baseball game, but catches a last minute curveball about the agreement! Joe also runs into a codeswitcher at a TGI Friday's. ...

#608 Pooey-ville Slugger

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An Uber driver abducts marks baby! Mark goes to a wedding, jumps back into his mushroom addiction, and deals with a vomit comet! It's Tuesdays! Our St...

#607 Riceland

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe angers a seat neighbor!  Mark heads to Iceland, Manchester, Birmingham, Cardiff, Bristol, London, Wales Scotland and Ireland! Mark goes to a natu...

#606 You Steep What You Sew

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amateur gynecologists Dr. List and Nurse Normand open the show with an informational talk about the vaginal experience. Joe goes to Cleveland and runs...

#605 New Tariff in Town

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dirty Stories! Too dirty to write in the description. Trust me. Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   -...

#604 Idiot Room

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark goes to Ithaca with Raj Belani and, as always, the Tesla bites him in the d*ck! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc with Salacuse in the Q&A chair! ...

#603 Squirt and Ernie

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking LADIES… ladies and gentlemen. Mark heads to Asheville, Bristol, and does Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show. Joe sells out the Wil...

#602 Cult 45

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're attacking the celluloid with this one and getting into plot holes, baby!! Mark oversleeps in Napa Valley, but the main event is Joe getting into...

#601 Narc Normand

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a life-changing phone call ruins the original recording, Markus and Jojo are back in the saddle to talk about Mark's lies continuing going to th...

#600 Happy Gays

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking popcorn, pizza and peanuts baby!! Mark heads down to the Bahamas with the new baby and gets sun kissed. Joe is in Pompano Beach for the ...

#599 Shoot On Auto

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe kicks comedy to the curb an afternoon when he becomes a photography assistant! Mark is forced to censor his set in Reno! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff:...

#598 Folksy Jokesy

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is witness to an underage planned fistfight film shoot on his stoop! Joe's acting career is blooming (unrelated)! Mark goes on Adam Ray's Dr. Phi...

#597 Joe List: Throat Goat

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Papa Joe's voice is blown! But the boys still manage to compare Ace Ventura and Confucius, talk about Joe's boot-scootin' time in Nashville, and still...

#596 E.T. Phone Homo

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe heads to Milwaukee to do Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live, while Mark attempts a family outing with the new bambino and has to battle a hobo on the train!...

#595 Ku Klux Klam

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Markus heads out to Minneapolis to do an arena with Shane Gillis to do comedy IN THE ROUND like the Shakespearean comic that he is! Andrew Schulz is i...

#594 Elmo is Urkel!

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are IN IT, everybody! Mark is living with his parents for TEN DAYS! Joe goes to see Little Women and is blown away with the lead - who's related to...

#593 Spite Bit

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whoa! Joe heads to Montreal and finds about the magic of a nuru massage! Mark encounters a lunatic at a coffee shop and gets into some verbal fisticuf...

#592 Or Forever Hold Your Queef

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's an all-time Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen! Joe has a fight at the movies and Mark's dad has a fight at the movies! Joe gets obsessed with an Asi...

#591 Chili's Babyback Gibbs

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has an INSANE baggage mix up where his luggage ends up across the country! Mark becomes best pals with an ALL-TIME KOOK on the train! And finally ...

#590 Octojew

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alright it's here, ladies and gentlemen - the story of Baby Normand being born!! Also, Mark's car gets broken into and it turned into a hobo nest, and...

#589 Emotional Lyft

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Heyyyy folks! We're hitting the ground RUNNING this week - Mark comes up with a genius idea for Uber! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc in Massachusett...

Patreon Preview: OG Tuesdays #12 - But I Digest

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're doing a Patreon Preview folks! We usually do this around Christmas but things got a little kooky with THREE moves at once (Joe, Mark and the stu...

#588 He Looked Saxy

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey folks - unfortunately, while we were recording, there was a lot of construction going on in the same house, on the same electrical grid, and our r...

#587 Three Bs and a Pod

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're doing Tuesdays at the Normand compound for the very first time and we are POPPIN' folks! We're talking movie boobs, baby hand-me-downs, and Joe'...

#586 The Prodigal Sam

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are BACK in Joe's apartment! Mark is back from Nashville and the roast of the Jellyroll with Whitney Cummings, Bert Kreischer, Big Jay Oakerson, To...

#585 Squishy Chick

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen - Papa Joe has the norovirus! Mark heads to Austin to do Protect Our Parks while Joe does the Regz' Christmas Show live i...

#584 Cyber Cuck feat. Brendan Sagalow

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're hitting the Road, jack! Mark and Joe are heading to the Comedy Dojo in NJ with Chuck and Brendan Sagalow in tow! We're talking bad sex, we're ta...

#583 The Brown Bomber

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's December and the boys are FLIPPING for Christmas baby!! They're psyched up for the holidays and our apparel is GAY! Joe and Mark talk about histo...

#582 Take a Panty, Leave a Panty

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're recording at Gotham!!! We're migrants and we're looking for a home! Joe suffers the ramifications of receiving favors - having to repay the favo...

#581 Earth, Wind & Farter

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe officiates his SECOND wedding in recent memory and then MURDERS at Town Hall the same weekend! Mark goes to Chicago and meets the big man - LD, Fr...

#580 Stabby Stabsalot

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Tuesdays starts out with a desperate warning from Joseph to Markus about having child! Joe pitches his own horror movie. Mark spends o...

#579 Broke Hack Mountain

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welp - Joe is in the city and he's missing Astoria, everybody! Joe scoops up Luke Mones - to go record his new special! Mark does SEVEN shows in Cleve...

#578 Daisy Boy Smith

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark's parents stay with him and it makes for an AWKWARD set for old Marcus! Joe SLAMS the Ghostbusters! Mark's parents end up having to wander aimles...

#577 It Takes Two to Mango

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Joe both moved. The gays are growing up! Mark has a snafu getting back from RI in a Tesla with a blacked out Raj Belani! Joe's Tom Dustin doc...

#576 Blew Montana

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The move is here baby! This is THE last day in Joe's apartment in Astoria, and Jojo is losin' it!!! We're talking Toronto, we're talking Matt Wayne, w...

#575 Rudd the Room

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.pa...

#574 White Trash Lounge

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreis...

#573 Fortune Favors the Gay

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt...

#572 Mark's Sh*t-tastrophe!

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has ...

#571 Xenophobic Warrior Princess

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raan...

#570 Englebert Humperdunk

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads t...

#569 Yelp Me Rhonda

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by...

#568 Jet Blue Balls

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

*Quick thing: I got covid for this recording and we had to pull someone in last minute to be the producer on this ep. Unfortunately the audio recorder...

# 567 Live at New York Comedy Club w/ Ari Shaffir

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minut...

#566 Mouse vs. Roach

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! J...

#565 Beauty Mark Normand

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays! Come see Tuesdays LIVE on Tuesday, 8/13/24 at New York C...

#564 Homo Way

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark w...

#563 Corky Pig

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a cl...

#562 Ups and Downs Syndrome

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the ...

#561 Hack Man

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for ...

#104 - Slingin' Clink and #91 - Better Call Sal!

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're taking the Fourth of July off this week. We got some CRAZY travel going on behind-the-scenes so we thought we'd throw up an old episode t...

#560 Eat Magoo

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also disc...

#559 Cassius Cliche

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he ...

#558 Cotton Eyed Joe

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're BACK in the studio and we got it ALL this week! Ewoks, Mark tries to avoid being sexually harassed, Joe's son takes up swimming, and the boys re...

#557 Live at The Comedy Store w/ Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mones

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Normand and Joe List are ROCKIN' IT at Netflix Is a Joke Fest at the Comedy Store with pals Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mon...

#556 Mental AIDS

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesdays everybody and we're coming off a GREAT hang with Markus, Jojo, and Mister Louis CK! Mark's rods and cones are all screwed up and he's ru...

#555 Chip n' Dill

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesday and Joe is in a PICKLE, ladies and gentlemen! Mark's some Canadian shows with Andrew Youngblood. Does Mark end up on a seaplane from Disn...

#554 The Netflix Is a Joke Fest Recap!

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Markus and Joseph are BACK from the Netflix Is a Joke Festival! An insane week of comedy with every big cheese in the dairy section!!! And we're spil...

#553 Mark Normand vs. Guy Fieri

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The sun is shining in NYC and the boys are back in the saddle! Joe's in the hot seat with some new traffic inventions! Mark's on Legion of Skanks and ...

#552 Schwimmer's Ear

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are talking Westerns - and who they believe is responsible for the death of the American man! Mark has a confrontation with someone doing one...

# 551 Mark Snaps! Joe Almost Dies!

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's check gets robbed! Mark straight up LOSES IT on a Tuesgay! Joe overfills a tire and almost takes the lives of himself and those around him! It's...

#550 The Boys Get Rooked!

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark goes to Chattanooga and stops by the Blue Ridge Comedy Club. Joe gets ROOKED by the Delta app! Mark gets ROOKED by a tailor! Joe sees a celebrit...