Tuesdays with Stories!

#549 Mark's Fall from Graceland

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe goes to Pittsburgh and tries to buy a lovely shoe for his wife. Mark goes to Memphis and cross paths with the old man himself, Ari Shaffir! The tw...

#548 You Down with P.O.P.?

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe makes progress as a human being, Mark goes to the Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere, Joe goes to Raleigh, and Mark gets annihilated on Protect ...

#547 Four Stories and Seven Years Ago

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark gets docked! Joe's speed gets clocked! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on...

#546 Live at the Gramercy Theatre w Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood + Jim Norton

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

*Sign up for the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon to get the extended cut of this pod, with an additional 50 minutes of the live show RIGHT NOW!* Tuesday...

#545 I Feel Daddy

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesdays with Stories and Papa Joe is in the hot seat with a handsome cardigan! Joe talks about his experience on set recently with a bonafide el...

#544 Put It In My Foxhole

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe reveals that TONIGHT he will be on THE TONIGHT SHOW! So tune in everybody! And TOMORROW NIGHT, March 5th, Tuesdays will be doing a live show at th...

#543 Skirt Cobain

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe heads to the Comedy Mothership in Austin with Sarah Tollemache and Kerryn Feehan for some nightmare travel time with the new baby! Mark gets FOMO ...

#542 Lil' Realm

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe makes some wild predictions about the future of SNL and the inclusion of a very familiar Normand. A HISTORIC first-ever on-air bet occurs between ...

#541 Stop the Steal

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's another wacky Tuesdays -- in Gotham Studios! Joe takes a pro-Karen stance, and deals with a rescue mission on the subway! Mark takes on the Beac...

#540 Gaza Strip Mall

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's a kooky, loosey goosey Tuesdays straight from the couch of Joseph Albert List! Mark shows up late to talk: movie extremists, Ozzy, Joe's cup of g...

#539 Marquee Normand

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back in the studio baby! Mark sees John Oliver! Joe loves Pao donuts and Treat Cookies! Mark gets invited to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers stadium, a...

#538 Nikki Blazer

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally,...

#537 The Gringo Ate Your Baby

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're tearing it up folks!Joe stands up to a wayward pedestrian! Then Joe stands up to a kooky Chipotle employee - before getting one-upped by a fiery...

#536 How the Flinch Stole Christmas

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Tuesdays, Mark tries to make a humble purchase but comes across a concealed-carry kook! Joe's warts make an icy return to the show, and h...

#535 Grant's Fume

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe continues to add to the leafblower saga! Has he finally confronted the leafblower lovers?? Mark heads to Omaha, and then to Austin to do Comedy Mo...

2023 Tuesdays' Patreon Preview Bonus

26 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an e...

#534 Dustpan Diamond

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're taking a stand folks - Cards Against Humanity, we're giving our two cents whether you like it or not!!!This week we're tackling big coats, a l...

#533 You Zee?

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Boy oh man oh howdy! Winter has come to Tuesdays with Stories, and Mark is dealing with no HEAT in his building! Joe has some strong feelings about la...

#532 Cacklebox

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking "gulfs," folks! The pod is becoming a guide to oceanic landmasses! Joe travels for ThanksG and he's shocked to hear a young man trash ta...

#531 Steam Boat Willie

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're in the studio and Joe is getting HPV - on his foot, folks! Joe talks about the removal process, Mark heads to Hartford and Concord for some kook...

#530 D.W.A.

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back in saddle, recording from Papa Joe's basement in Astoria! We're talkin' Mark at Carnegie Hall, Salacuse bringing his Kramer-like ten...

#529 Kuwait a Minute

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesdays, and Papa Joe is 24 hours from the big day: baby List is almost here! But there's on complication: Joseph has got the olllllld covid. Jo...

#528 Lev'd You Hanging

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark has a fight with tesla chargers. He brings his travel woahs into the 21st century! The guys hate daylight savings time. List goes to Seattle to h...

#527 Thaw in Your Crown

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're BACK, baby! Mark heads down to Soul Joel's and solves a racial joke issue with a warm Indian friend! Joe produces his wife, Sarah Tollemache's s...

#526 Meryl Steep

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back in the studio and we're wrapping up Mark's European tour everybody! Liverpool, Scotland, Birmingham - we're globetrotting! Plus Joe moves h...

#525 - Gramercy Live 3 feat. Kevin Ryan, H.Foley, Joe List, Mark Normand + more!

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan and joins forces with Are You Garbage! Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, Ian Lara and Lev Fer j...

#524 Shishito!

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesday and the boys are globe trotting again! Joe has to police the restaurants of Nashville when he sees a kook smash a glass and start a brew-...

#523 Bogan's Heroes

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a HOT Tuesdays coming at you from Skankfest! We're talking cigars parties, Darosa exploits, Luis J Gomez being the mayor for a few days, and NONS...

#522 Fat Blacklisted

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark goes to Martha's Vineyard, takes shrooms, freaks out, and is forced to fly off the island on a mousetrap in the sky. Does he make it back to the ...

#521 Live in Philly with Joe DeRosa + Umar Khan

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's supposed to be cheesy - the boys are in Philly and they are joined LIVE onstage by Umar Khan and Joe DeRosa! They talk: STDs, bad sexual decis...

#520 The Dish Machine

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tuesdays with Stories proudly presents "The Tale of the Airpod Fiasco." Prepare the edge of your seats, ladies and gentlemen. Our Stuff: - patreon.com...

#519 Clonan O'Brien

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are heading to Philly and we're recording on the road baby!  We're talking: a new home for Joe in NJ, Joe's new special getting demonetized ...

#518 Ether Evil

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's special has been released and we're flyin' high on the big night! The guys talk about the outpouring of love, and his celebratory pizza that got...

#517 Mr. Nomad

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The kings of comedy argue about how offensive vikings are this week, folks! They're on the cutting edge! We live in sensitive times! Mark heads out to...

#516 Salad Goose

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a kooky week everybody! Joe drops in at Shane Gillis' show at Grove 34 and the boys go deep into the Gillis-verse for a minute! Then, Mark has an...

#515 Walker Texas Ranger

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a classic Normand fiasco on this week baby! This guy is running across the country like a chicken with his head cut off. Missed alarms, lost wall...

#514 Temple of Zoom

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are globetrotting! Joe goes to L.A. - hitting up Andrew Santino's podcast and basking in that California sun. Mark goes to Just For Laughs in...

#513 Hugo DOS

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark is back from the Fully Loaded tour with Bert Kreischer and ...*drumroll* his parents! Joe goes to Maine to spend time with the fam and see a youn...

#512 Marky Mark and the Funky Muff

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back in the studio folks! Mark does mushrooms at a Jewish wedding and the boys reminisce about Mark's November nuptials.Joe heads West, goes on ...

#511 Live at the Gramercy Theatre 2 with Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas + Kerryn Feehan !

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas, and K...

#510 Give Her the Boot Canal

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It'salmost the fourth and the gays are marching! Joe's documentary about Tom Dustin is moving along! Mark gets into New Zealand tales! Joe accepts a c...

#509 Red White and Goo

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark's back from Australia - but before that we gotta talk Wayne's World 2 everybody! Mark is back from the other side of the equator and he's got sto...

#508 Soup and Suds

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a kooky week here in the Tuesdays studio everybody. We're talking baseball, we're talking Youtube's insane dominance and we get into the shows th...

#507 Re-Sharted

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark gets caught at the border with a liiiiiiiittle more cash than he expected, and Joe talks Mark down after a humiliating shart attack! Our Stuff: -...

#506 Elmo Fudge

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark goes to Toronto and does a corporate gig, we talk houseboats and 401Ks... WHO AM I KIDDING? WE DROP A BOMBSHELL IN THIS EPISODE LADIES AND GENTLE...

#505 Lucille Ballroom

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's insanely high-priced breakfast! Mark's return to the world of corporate gigs! Joe meets two hottie-gays with "My father's gay" t-shirts! Make fo...

#504 Termophobe

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joe gets startled by a pair of yabbos in the men's locker room! Mark goes to Jazzfest and hangs out with a foot fetishist! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tu...

#503 The Juice is Loose

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back and we're DIVING into ... the O.J. trial! Only two boys can solve this puppy and their names are Mark Normand and Joe List! We're de...

#502 Rub-a-Dub-Nub

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joe is back from MOONTOWER in Austin, and he's cluckin' about the kooks! As the feathers float to the ground, Mark has his OWN tale of an armless kook...

#501 Latin Ex

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joe rushes in from doing Kerryn Feehan's pod! Mark comes from a  crazy Sheath underwear shoot where he tangled with a classic New York kook! Joe is H...

#500 Tiny Bush

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

500 episodes of queefs, jizz and anal. Wow! Mark is back from CT, Joe is fresh off a new birthday, and the sun is shining in New York City ladies and ...

#499 12 Angry Anals

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The queens of queef are back in the studio! The guys jump into what women want, and they get into a little current cinema for 2023: 12 Angry Men, The ...

#498 James Head

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Woooo baby! It's Tuesday! Joe heads back to beantown to take his pops to see the biiiiiiig Boss - Springsteen baby! Joe cries, weeps and bawls at the ...

#497 St. Fatty's Day

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are in the core of the big apple, folks! Mark is back from taping his Netflix special in Chicago, and he's telling the tales everybody. Was i...

#496 Bicepsual

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wooooo! The boys are HOT off their sweet, sweet Gramercy show and they're feeling good! Mark's having a breakfast with the big man. We don't want to b...

#495 Live at the Gramercy Theatre with Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano + Ari Shaffir !

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Joe List and Mark Normand as Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan. Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano and Ari Shaffir jump o...

#494 Pickle Park

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are talking FIGHTS ladies and gentlemen! Let's make fun, let's  make love. Fights stink! Joe, Mark, Sarah and Mae get together and play  PI...

#493 B.O.-a Constrictor

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the  sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.! Mark ...

#492 Mark Goes to the Superbowl (Doctor Vouchee)

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's back in New York, and he's FURIOUS over paying $25 for oatmeal and  eggs. There's helicopters circling his apartment, the Walgreen's nearby  i...

#491 Brad Pitt Boss

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family  and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris  Rock!...

#490 Diddles and Bits

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back in the saddle baby! Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest frien...

#489 Joe-nasium

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin  Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with  S...

#488 Cape Whistle - The Honeymoon Part 2

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back on Mark's African honeymoon! He starts out with a sexy tidbit  about Neil deGrasse Tyson that may be fact or fiction! On the trip Mark end...

#487 Big Truffle in Little China - The Honeymoon Part 1

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are BACK from their holiday vacay, folks! Mark Normand, much to everyone's surprise, had a series of mishaps  throughout his African honeymo...

#486 Uncle Messy

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're  talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class  clowning.... Mark...

#485 Cod Couple

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity  flubs and mos...

#484 Five Minute Joke Telling Time Giver

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first ep of 2023, and we've still got that holiday spirit  folks! Mark heads to Toronto with a ton of drugs at the border. He's  incorrigib...

Tuesdays' Patreon Preview Bonus

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an e...

#483 Pet Duck

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of the week! Tuesday baby! Mark heads over to the Joe Rogan Experience and ends up doing mushrooms with Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Sha...

#482 Downwind Hog

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the he...

#481 Poop Pressure

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joe spins an impressive yarn about a monstrous BM, before revealing that he finally went to the doctors and is unhappy with the results. The guys talk...

#480 Boinkin' Pigs

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back from Louisiana and they're waxing poetic about the wedding! We're still in New Orleans in our minds folks, and we walk you through t...

#479 Wedding the Bed

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're...

#478 Griddle Me This

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky.  Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle  sea...

#477 Deep Waters with Ari Shaffir - Pt. 1

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out. ...

#476 Kook Deville

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about  Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about  meeting ...

#475 Orlando Calrissian

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!    Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: ...

#474 Moz-fart

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty! Mark...

#473 Shanks for the Memories

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human  poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket  magazi...

#472 She's a Peek-ch

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tuesday is HERE, ladies and gentlemen! Joe heads to Gig Harbor to hang with the fam (not his fam, but A fam) and then to LA for his very own fish-out-...

#471 Original Cuck

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Tuesdays with Stories: Mark is back from the makeup date of Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and has to battle the town drunk at an ou...

#470 No Clink, All Stink

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back in the saddle! Mark has a gig with sweet, sweet Chris Al this week and is riding pretty! Joe gets hooked on Nathan for You and gets ...

#469 Tractor Trailer Timmy

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a ...

#468 Warped Wharf

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen! Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk...

#467 Bobcat Goal Weight

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with ...

#466 Mark's Bachelor Party

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We love ya folks. We don't have our studio, our producer, or our equipment - but we're making it happen! The boys are island-bound for Mark's bachelor...

#465 Scissor Reel

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean strea...

#465 Scissor Reel

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are dealing with some troubles this week, folks. Mark has a plane neighbor who won't clap the trap, and Joe's plane neighbor has a mean strea...

#464 Tard and Feathered

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mark jets to a private Costa Rica gig for a mysterious man and lives to tell the tale. Joe deals with a mask hypocrite, his baseball career continues ...

#463 Slog Cabin

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joe shoots with Charlemagne tha God! Mark announces on Jimmy Fallon! Mark goes shooting! Joe shoots down a heckler! Sponsors: - Visit http://www.liqui...

#462 Nancy Cans

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joe goes to Central Park and is taken aback by a topless woman in a wheelchair. Mark's merch goes missing, and the guys battle studio construction. Jo...

#461 Kahki Cooze

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beau...

#460 Cab Stab

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere h...

#459 Chuck Suit

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tel...

#458 Why So Syria?

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a monster ep as Mark has a nightmare travel weekend bouncing from NY to Minneapolis to Chicago to Cleveland to Austin and MOST of his flights are...

#457 Off the Saus'

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has a beautiful experience while avoiding the kooks of San Francisco, and makes an unexpected announcement about his future in professional baseba...

#456 Buttox

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are back in the saddle! Joe reminisces about missed opportunities as Mark gets bullied on a plane to Huntsville. Joe ex...

#455 Pop Shart

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! Joe and Mark are back in the states and they start off by thanking God for Chuck (seriously!) after their podcast recording s...

#454 Spend a Penny

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and Mark are overwhelmed in London as they quake and quiver about the workload related to their TV tapings. This show is gonna kill 'em! Mark miss...

#453 Tootin' Putin

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a humdinger folks, as Mark and Joe reminisce about Joe's "Samoan" roommate and trudge up some barking memories. Joe details his upcoming trip to ...