Tuesdays with Stories!

#452 Bob Swag-It

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wooooooo! Joe continues to push and prod Mark about moving to Astoria as Mark recounts his time at Netflix is a Joke Fest - performing at the Greek wi...

#451 Wheel People

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a rollicking Tuesdays as Joe is still high off the continuing success of his new special and Mark is getting ready to head to the Netflix Is a Jo...

#450 Spade! Damon! Garfield!

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a hot, hot ep as Mark and Joe recap their performance for Matt Damon! Joe's new special "This Year's Material" is released on Youtube and he talk...

#449 The Buff Snuff

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back in town everybody! Joe recaps a tale from his 40th birthday trip which includes coming face-to-face with a rattlesnake, and Mark goe...

#448 Braff Beef

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a nutty Tuesdays folks, as Mark witnesses a knife fight in the subway and Joe cowers at the kooks taking over NYC! Joe flips for the new movie "X...

#447 Poof Swoop

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Heyo Tuesgays, it's another hot ep as we're wondering why there aren't missing kids on milk cartons anymore before hearing about Mark's time at Sebast...

#446 Poop Shoot Clinker

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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#445 Hum Coming

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Heyooo Tuesgays. it's an all timer this week as Joe takes a ride on a weird boat in Aruba before a wild night of poker while Mark see's some of his jo...

#444 San Digaygo

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey ya chooches, it's another hot ep as Joe gives his Batman review before seeing a drunk pilot, while Mark shoots a gay sizzle reel and has a ski wee...

#443 Piss Partner

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we've got a great new ep this week as Mark deals with a whole cast of Brooklyn characters as he tries to get a fixer upper apartment while Joe ...

#442 Volley Vent

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Weeeeee Hooooo, we're back baby and we're giving our Mt. Rushmore of stand ups and hearing Joe's night with Chris Rock at the Comedy Cellar and Mark's...

#441 O.G. Cha Ching

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey ya queefs, we're back for another hot episode as we try and figure out the origin of "Cha Ching", while Mark get's hammered watching the Super Bow...

#440 Stretch and Pull

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Tuesgays, we've got another hot ep for you as Joe recounts some of his past sexual failure and his awkward Fuck, Marry, Kill on Bobby Kelly's podc...

#439 Natural Bobble

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ooooh we've got a great ep this week as Mark may have found a new place in Brooklyn and Joe's apartment hang gets bigger before an interesting run in ...

#438 Muddy Panties

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hoo weeee, we're back folks and seeing who can do the best elephant sound, why Mark is getting a bit of a pouch, the big win for Luke List, good jokes...

#437 Bad Thread Read

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Heyooo, we're back baby as Mark gets charmed by a handsome real estate agent, Joe sees a guy blow up at some gals at a show, and the guys reminisce ab...

#436 Long Luke Load

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hoo wee!! This episode has everything for ya gang as Mark rebounds on the last night of a rough trip to Syracuse while Joe loses video of a hot set be...

#435 Fung Wah Gold

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby and talking about Mark's unimpressive Delta status, why we're not looking at Tik Tok, our new idea for 'Lil' Gays', and Joe finally ge...

#434 Gay Jokes

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey hey folks, we're covering a wide range of topics this week, like if Americans are dumber than British people, some classic dirty jokes, and Mark g...

#433 International Shitting

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year ya chooches! It's our first episode of 2022 as Joe deals with an aggressive passenger on his tumultuous return from Germany while Mark ...

#432 Brown Pierce

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Hey Tuesgays, it's out last episode of 2021 and we're in our new studio as Mark heads to Atlanta before being hit on by a pasta loving woman in Br...

#431 Pretty Boney

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mazel Tov Tuesgays, this week's ep is chock full of topics like why we need to put saddles on horses, which one of us has the bonier ass, meeting a ba...

#430 Balzac Bust

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hooooo weeee, it's a spicy Tuesdays as Joe deals with a heckler who hates his Starbucks before dealing with a cursing waiter and a very annoying footb...

#429 Ignore The Cat

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy post Thanksgiving Tuesgays, this week we talk Koi fish, inanimate objects talking, if it really "is what it is", & if Mark will get a new place ...

#428 Puke and Run

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a whirlwind of an ep this week as Mark's bike goes missing before a nightmare trip to Vancouver while Joe has a hell of a time at Starbucks. Chec...

#427 Hate A Bisc

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a scorching ep this week as the guys recap their trip to Skankfest South before Mark goes to L.A. for an impromptu TV taping while Joe deals with...

#426 Rap Roots

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Hey Tuesgays, Mark and Joe are coming at you from a hotel room at Skankfest to hear about Mark's trip to Austin, Joe's hockey experience in Seattl...

#425 Bald Guy Mug

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hachi machi, it's another hot Tuesdays ep as Joe and Sarah encounter a weird guy in an elevator before we talk about past jobs and physical pain in co...

#424 Swoop In

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sheesh, it's another hot ep this week as Joe helps a bystander after a big slip and fall while Mark does yoga with Ari Shaffir before they both see a ...

#423 Blown Plug

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a jam packed ep as Joe meets some rude and perturbed folks at a tennis tournament before interrupting an emergency shit while Mark has multiple t...

#422 Red Light Fail

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a piping hot ep this week as Joe gets a massage before a very invasive T.S.A. search while Mark travels to Madison, WI and has more car and moped...

#421 Whole Boost

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hoooo weeee, it's another great Tuesdays as we're pontificating about death, the biggest states, how we know what to eat, and more! Check it out! Chec...

#420 Red Jacket Flag

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey hey folks, it's another gay episode as Jor makes his way through a hotel party in Philly while Mark deals with loud train passengers on the way to...

#419 Chunky Sob

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hot damn, it's another great ep as Joe tries to rent bikes to go to Asbury Park before helping out some strangers while Mark performs for a very uncom...

#418 Brown Eye Nazi

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Heyo Tuesgays, it's a rip roarin' ep as Joe's big movie wrap doesn't go quite as planned before he doubles up on major sporting events while Mark head...

#417 Wake n' Lake

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey heeeyyy Tuesgays, we've got a hot ep this week as Joe is in the thick of filming his big movie while Mark loses his phone during a DMV battle befo...

#416 Slick Tongue

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Yeehaw, it's another hot ep as Mark & Joe kibitz about dog sizes, poo particles on things, Mark's going to a beach wedding, and his upcoming nuptials....

#415 Meanderthal

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey hey Tuesgays, we're back yet again as we talk about T.V. shows with no stakes, why regular looking ladies are better while Joe preps for his big m...

#414 Blatant & Latent

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey we're back ya chooches and wondering why people still learn Latin, what we're really attracted to, and the mystery of Joe's crazy, private bruise....

#413 Sidewalk Weep

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey sloppy jalopies, we've got another hot ep as Joe has cookie misfortunes in Royersford before seeing some skin on a plane while Mark has an audienc...

#412 All Pipes

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back and gay for another week as Mark forgets to pay the bills before both making the drive to Long Beach for a gig while learning how deductibl...

#411 Vat Man

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's an episode chock full of stories as Mark tours a whisky distillery and pods it up with the Willie D of the Geto Boys while Joe gets covered in bu...

#410 Friendly Hots

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sheesh! It's a hot ep this week as Joe performs for some uber rich in Martha's Vineyard while Mark does a gig for a crazy rich guy before a big, major...

#409 Bad Kebab

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Heyo, Mark's a little hungover while Joe regales us with tales from his Red Sox, roller coaster filled trip to Boston while Mark has a disappointing T...

#408 Last Second Scoop

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for another week as Mark deals with a rowdy crowd while trying to tape a set before a Hennessy filled beach trip whileJoe's trip to get a w...

#407 Mighty Cum

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, NYC is back open and the gays had an all timer at the Comedy Cellar featuring Shane Gillis and a bunch of Bud Lights, Dave Chappelle, Chris Roc...

#406 Green Hulks

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a wild and crazy ep this week as Joe's mission to get rid of a mouse takes him all around town while Mark heads to Texas and goes topsy turvy on ...

#405 Wiggly Wing

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hoo weeee, it's another hot ep as Joe plans a trip to Germany before enduring some emergency wifi troubles while Mark helps a youngster through some a...

#404 Shit on Shit

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's hot one outside and on this ep as Joe see's Colin Quinn and Chris Rock at the Cellar before a ketchup emergency while Mark's home becomes the sce...

#403 Behind The Beam

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Got a big traveling ep this week folks as Mark races to JFK for his flight to Spokane while Joe performs through storms and trains at SoulJoel's. Chec...

#402 The Walkaway

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hoo wee folks, we're back and one of the longest pods goin' as Mark see's a guy get thrown out of a hole in the wall restaurant in Texas while takes i...

#401 Babble On

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, it's a dramatic ep as Mark plays a golf course on Long Island before a rough parking job in Philly while Joe confronts the dregs of society whi...

#400 The Woo Woo

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's yet another kooky Tuesdays as Joe has a difficult time completing a cross country surprise party while Mark stresses about parking a rental car b...

#399 Lube Chew

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a wacky Tuesday as Joe has a mistaken identity street confrontation while Mark cruises around L.A. with Salacuse doing all the pods you can think...

#398 Well Hung

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a thrilling Tuesdays this week as Joe films his tense scene in a short film before having some waiter tip drama while Mark has a joke book crisis...

#397 Fart Path

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a fart & feline filled ep as Mark heads to SoulJoel's for shows before getting a late night second vaccine shot while Joe prepares for his big ro...

#396 May Gay

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hey hey folks, we're back for another week of stories as Joe has an earbud mishap miracle while Mark gives an update on his double booked show crisis ...

#395 Gunt Control

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, it's a wide open Tuesday's as Mark & Joe celebrate the openings of NYC comedy clubs before Mark schedules two gigs at once while Joe worries ab...

#394 Sushi & Chalamet

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's an action packed Tuesdays as Mark gets his show bootlegged before catching a Knicks game while Joe gets recognized by some undercovers before hea...

#393 Gaiter Later

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This eps chock full o' nuts as Joe's pilot fakes him out with a joke before he's harassed by an old man while Mark realizes he needs an assistant befo...

#392 Terminal Dildo

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kooky ep this week folks as Mark has a weird ride back from Jersey with Joe Machi before getting double locked out of his apartment while Joe heads to...

#391 Funny Foam

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a helluva ep this week as Mark get's too offensive at a promo shoot before texting with Jerry some more while Joe meet's Mark's giant cat and sha...

#390 Loft and Found

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a wild ep this week's folks as Mark is stuck in a tiny house in Raleigh while Joe regales us with more tales from Ecuador where he angers an enti...

#389 Altitude Mountain Snake Oil

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Big, crazy ep this week as Joe travels to Ecuador to visit Ari Shaffir where he encounters strange dogs, gets major diarrhea, has his fear of heights ...

#388 Nothing Nugget

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a mish mosh of stories this week including the best days of clubs that have closed during COVID, running into big name comics when they were youn...

#387 Niece Nude

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a groundbreaking new Tuesdays as Joe finds some old notes from his childhood shrink and Mark gets stuck in Philly before getting weepy over a doc...

#386 Hefty Tube

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's an ep with twists and turns as Joe argues with a menu guy before doing a live streamed show from the Village Underground for a huge guest while M...

#385 Tunited

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Smokin' hot ep this week as Joe plans a dangerous new trip before getting owned by a parking lot attendant while Mark sits next to some loud white tra...

#384 High Percentage Odd

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Good golly Miss Molly it's a hell of an ep this week as Mark might has a huuuge audition before dealing a whirlwind of tire troubles while Joe rounds ...

#383 No Chill

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's another hot ep as Joe get's a bad haircut before having to maneuver out of some angry traffic, while Mark does a rowdy Manhattan show before dram...

#382 Just The Grub

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's our first jizzin' episode of 2021 as Mark get's drunk on New Year's in Tampa while Joe get's spooked by a gun guy while on a hike before having a...

#381 Good Stink

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Big end of the year ep here folks as Mark does a show for members of the tribe before meeting a weird celeb in Nashville while Joe has phone-less fun ...

#380 Big Swivel

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mazel tov gays, hot new ep for ya as Mark has a COVID scare before he tries to get into a disease free party before Joe takes a scenic hike and see's ...

#379 Sloppy Pages

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hot, classic ep here folks as the guys get some old Playboys from a fan, Joe deals with some noisy Tik Tokers, and Mark can't seem to find a ride to a...

#378 Spooky Blonde

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a big, wet ep this week as the guys reminisce about the X Games before Joe plays some weird games with his family and Mark bombs in front of some...

#377 Seat Problem

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a great ep this week as Mark finally shows Joe his new ride before having some plane seat drama and half the comic have COVID. Check it out!...

#376 Bearded Biker Bandit

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a piping hot ep this week in Lunch Stuff Studios as Mark and Chris Alan deal with a shady hotel before Mark takes a year long Uber ride while Joe...

#375 Bag Hands

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby as Mark has a rainy end to his moped issues before having some hillbilly train troubles while Joe takes an accolade free cold water sw...

#374 Neck Clinch

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a bi coastal Tuesdays as Joe deals with the ups and down of Seattle and Mark deals with a gig at a mini birthday party. Check it out! Sponsored b...

#373 Sick & Tire

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're back ladies and gents as Mark gets another bike cover snatched before getting a ride from a young fan while Joe has Sentra issues before getting...

#372 Grinding My Gears

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Good god Mark & Joe are back in the same room again where we hear about Mark's nightmare Staten Island Ferry performance before he learns to drive a s...

#371 Second Gay

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hachi Machi, Joe has hyper tension before he's insulted at a show in Rhode Island while Mark takes a million trains to confront a deer before a weddin...

#370 Tackle & Crackle

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Can you believe it? It's another hot ep as Mark witnesses a car accident before stopping a potential intruder while Joe has tipping and subway mask dr...

#369 Laugh Dance

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Holy moly we've got a hot ep this week as Mark has all kinds of vehicle trouble before doing a nightmare comedy/variety show while Joe spends some tim...

#368 Hunky Tori

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's an all time ep this week as Joe hits the trifecta on weird confrontations before having a big show at SoulJoel's while Mark has more bike issues ...

#367 Charley Horse

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby as Mark has an incident at an outdoor show with Ari Shaffir while Joe performs at a ball park and tries to figure out parallel parking...

#366 Decent Try

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

New ep for ya chooches as Joe endures endless driving and delays during his trip to Texas while Mark performs for some more Orthodox Jews before almos...

#365 Eerie Mcqueery

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

New piping hot ep for ya as the guys talk farting and break each other down mentally before Joe has an episode at the dentist while Mark gets boozed u...

#364 Russian Peels

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Got a new ep ready for you kooks as Joe goes swimming before committing a major parking blunder while Mark deals with some Russian handymen and an int...

#363 Bottom Rahm-En

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're pod'ing once again Tuesgays as Mark has a misunderstanding with multiple street side waiters and Joe is almost tragically struck by lightning. C...

#362 It's Torrential

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a kooky one this week folks as Joe does shows in Virginia before hanging with Chris Alan while Mark does stand up in the rain before performing i...

#361 Silent Nes'

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Heya Tuesgays, we've got another hot one for you this week as the guys reminisce about getting made fun of before Mark has a rough gig in the park bef...

#360 Gaggle Grift

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Holy guacamole, we're back yet again as Joe has a run in with some detectives while Mark's gal has a run in with some hobo's. Check it out!  Sponsore...

#359 Cleav Drip

21 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're beatin' the heat and staying gay as Mark gets to know the new neighbors and while Joe gets all hot and bothered picking up furniture before gett...

#358 Keen On Hike

14 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a great ep today fatties as Joe goes to Maine before checking out some new wheels while Mark hurts his paw on a cactus and gives the lady a speci...

#357 Swoopy Wiggle

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a wild one this week folks as Joe takes a folkloric shit while Mark see's a teen brawl in Manhattan. Plus, the thrilling conclusion to last week'...

#356 High Spirits

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Holy moly, it's another great ep this week as Mark takes the hog for a spin before trying to decipher a mystery street confrontation while Joe goes ca...

#355 Hairy Crumb

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a hell of an ep for ya this week as Joe takes flak from Golden Retriever owners all over the world while Mark get's drunk with Ari Shaffir b...

#354 Spooky Bust

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a hell of an ep this week as Joe has a ruff time dog sitting while Mark gets existential before riding some mopeds around the city. Check it...

#353 Click On/Click Off

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a road filled ep as Mark heads to Dallas to do some good old fashioned stand up while Joe leaves town to shave a dog and ride in a boat. Check it...