Tuesdays with Stories!
Episodes
#352 Super Duper
02 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Holy moly, we've got a fresh ep this week as Mark has an awkward time with some non-comedian housemates while Joe does a drive-in stand up show but no...
#351 Clammy Cloud
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a hot one for ya here folks, Mark hits a million views on his special before offending his house mates in Connecticut while Joe gets caught ...
#350 Double Toast
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, we're gay and Zoomin' as Mark has trouble sleeping, jerking off, and getting paid while Joe's bagel place is overrun during quarantine. Che...
#349 Jizzin' and Shakin'
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're back baby and we're debating the pro's and con's of banging a relative before we hear about Mark's dip in a reservoir and Joe takes in a viewing...
#348 A Real Micro
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're here and we're queer as Joe enjoys a very gay movie, Mark shares an old tale from London, and we answer some of your questions. Check it out! Sp...
#347 F*ck Your Buddy
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, we're back for another week as Joe struggles to get horny during quarantine while Mark is getting bad books and going to secret parties. Ch...
#346 Talked Bout This
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Woah Nelly, we're still here folks as we tell some stories from our past you haven't heard before and hear the thrilling conclusion of Joe's mouse hun...
#345 Bottom Lock
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy, we're still tining' as Joe continues his mouse hunt with his new mohawk while Mark has a weird run in at Chipotle. We also answer some pf you...
#344 Pico Cough
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're still here folks as Mark see's some bum fights and get's a flat tire while Joe keeps fighting his apartment mouse before telling a tragic tale f...
#343 Mosey Mouse
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, we're rolling out yet another episode as Joe deals with a second mouse and a panicky lady at the grocery store while Mark tells us how he trave...
#342 Cheeto Pie
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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#341 Goo Pie
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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#340 Hawaiifi
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Aloha ya chooches, we've got a hot one this week as Mark flies to Hawaii to do shows and get caught in the rain while Joe see's some huge bush in a st...
#339 Cuban Standoff
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a hum dinger of an ep this week folks as Mark gets fat and yells at hecklers in Michigan while Joe eats well in Tucson before dealing with the up...
#338 Nacho Man
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a wild one for you this week folks as Joe has a wild voyage on the Impractical Jokers cruise while Mark gets caught jumping the subway turns...
#337 Cooz Gay
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey folks, we've got a great one for you this week as Mark & Joe get into their favorite lesser-known insults and how we used to get hit in the he...
#336 Chill Bumps
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo doggie, we've got another hot one for you today as Mark goes to New Orleans for his parents anniversary before doing Joe Rogan's show while Joe mi...
#335 Surprised Lunch
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Joe get into this and that before Joe see's a woman get her coat stolen before he spends a while in a Whole Food's bathroom. There's some goo...
#334 First Ryman
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, we've got a lunch ep for you this week folks as Mark travels to Tampa Bay to do stand up with Cowhead while Joe goes to Nashville to see Br...
#333 Retro Gay
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're getting kooky on this one folks, as Mark gets into a confrontation while hopping a turn style, while Joe celebrates New Years in Boston before r...
#332 Big Bar
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy, it's another hot ep this week as Mark deals with pets on trains before getting altitude sickness in Oregon while Joe's comedy enrages a Saint...
#331 Felt Swoop
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, it's our first ep of the new decade as the guys play some blackjack, Joe sits next to a distraught woman on a flight, and Mark travels to t...
#330 Oxy Mormon
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey Folks, we've got a different one for you this week as Mark and Joe bust out the mics from a hotel room on the road in Albuquerque and shoot th...
#329 LIVE From Moontower w/ Chris Distefano & Ron Bennington
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey Tuesgay's, we're wishing you a happy holidays with our live episode from the 2017 Moontower Comedy Festival with guests Christ Distefano and R...
#328 Breath Clean
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Good grief, Mark and Joe are back as Joe might of seen a bicyclist die while Mark makes people cry at a corporate comedy show. Check it out! Sponsored...
#327 Wranglin' Man
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Holy Hell, after apologizing for Joe's fucked up mic (which we fixed, duh), Mark lets us in on his glock-carrying store clerk filled trip to Nawlins' ...
#326 Hip Stinks
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
*We've fixed the issue with Joe's mic, no need to Tweet us about it!* Holy Hell, we've got a huge ep for you this week folks as Joe has hockey ticket ...
#325 Cane Jiggle
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mazel Tuesgays, it's another hot one as futz's around Iowa and undergoing a root canal while Mark has trouble getting into a 49ers game before doing a...
#324 Square Honks
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hot damn, it's another great Tuesdays as we recap the live show, Mark gets some Seinfeld-esque news, and more! Sponsored by: Raycon(raycon.com/tuesday...
#324 Square Honks
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hot damn, it's another great Tuesdays as the guys are recapping the live podcast, Mark get's some Seinfeld-esque news, and much more! Sponsored by: Ra...
#323 Growin' & Showin'
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a smokin' hot Tuesdays as Mark goes gambling in Springfield, Mass before getting his balls busted in Boston while Joe see's White Reaper with Ari...
#322 Fat Chick Wen
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey Tuesgays, Joe is shitting and seeing Seger while Mark is missing flights and going to Mcmenamins. Check it out! Sponsored by: Roman (roman.com...
#321 Awful Waffle
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a great Tuesdays as Joe watches some bad hockey before a doctor harasses his messed up throat while Mark does a dramatic charity show and tries t...
#320 Well Done Kirk
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a saga filled Tuesdays as Joe gets denied flights and eggs while Mark fly's in prop planes before fighting to get his bike back. Check it out! Sp...
#319 Weak Turd
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hot tamale we got a good one today folks as Mark does shows in Addison and Michigan before a run in with Spike Lee and Joe see's a bike collision. Che...
#318 Pain & Anal
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey folks, we've got a hot one for you this week as Mark goes to the Comedy Store in L.A. before a disaster T.V. pitch while Joe lives it up and s...
#317 That's Lagniappe!
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Hey folks, we've got a big one for you this week as Joe walks through piles of sheep shit to get home from Wales while Mark does stand up on the T...
#316 Chewin' The Breeze
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hachi machi, we've got a great one this week folks, as Mark gets annoyed by a fat lady on a plan before getting a HUGE surprise on Amy Schumer's podca...
#315 Gone Afoul
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's an English Tuesdays as Joe travels to jolly ol' England to see music in Wales & Cardiff and to play the Soho theater! Check it out! Sponsored by:...
#314 Gee Whizz
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a gay old Tuesdays as Mark & Joe spitball some hour special titles before a jet lagged Mark gets into his trips to Vegas & Denver while Joe almos...
#313 Pavlov's Hot Dog
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a damn good one this week as Mark & Joe share some memories about getting fucked up together before Joe talks about his benefit show with Michell...
#312 Talk About Tit
27 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a kooky one for you here Tuesgays as Joe sees's topless sunbathers in NYC before going to Minneapolis and Mark has plane troubles aplenty be...
#311 Hand Fan
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another corker of an ep as Joe has uncomfortable sauna experience while Mark heads to a Yankees game with the whole Comedy Cellar crew before dru...
#310 Sack Crash
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another international Tuesdays as Joe goes through an obstacle course at a German airport trying to get back home while Mark deals with loud gym ...
#309 Bag Down
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hot damn, it's a hot Tuesdays as Joe calls 911 on a fist fighting couple in Tampa while Mark goes to Puerto Rico in the midst of political turmoil to ...
#308 Temple Mental
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hot tamale, Mark and Joe are back with a jam packed episode as Mark deals with a puking kid on a flight before an NBA star performs at his Hot Soup sh...
#307 C*nt Runt
23 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks we're back in Lunch Stuff Studios as we get into Eddie Murphy's career, the origins of words, Seinfeld's getting tickets, and Joe eats a waffle....
#306 Take An Al
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hot doggie, we've got a hot one this week folks as Joe heads to an empty amusement park in Rhode Island before seeing the The Stones with Greg Stone, ...
#305 Blow Swoop
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Joe are back as Joe finally gets his endoscopy and gets a soda spilled on him while Mark brings his show 'Hot Soup' to the Comedy Cellar. Che...
#304 Flick & Flush
02 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo doggie, Mark & Joe are back for another hot one as Mark has some fruit cart drama, Joe may have shit out a worm, and the guys both have a wild wee...
#303 Front Burn
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're really cooking now folks as Mark shoots a sizzle reel before a huge bomb in Brooklyn (comedy!) while Joe deals with meth heads in Winnipeg. Chec...
#302 Gay Wave
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a hot one for today folks as Mark gives us a Jerry update before a kayak ride around Manhattan while Joe mixes and matches at Colin Quinn's ...
#301 Douchey Coach
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo wee, we've got a hell of an ep for ya as Mark continues his ongoing battle with airports in Rochester while Joe golfs in California with Tom Thakk...
#300 Chafing Dick
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We got an all timer folks as Joe gets called a hipster before some youths ruin his movie screening and Mark hangs out with an all time comedy great! C...
#299 Wacky Vargas
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Joe are back for another hot one as Joe solves his medical issues after running into a kook on the train while Mark does a gig in a tattoo pa...
#298 Reese's 3-PC
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Yes folks, Mark & Joe are finally back together in person as we hear about Joe's Starbuck's confrontation & Joe Rogan filled trip to L.A. and Mark's s...
#297 Same Chung
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Joe are checking back in to debate some Chungs before Mark high tails it out of an angry Jersey show before a race to the train while Joe tra...
#296 Good Year Blip
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey folks, Mark is back from Europe while Joe is queefing on the road but we still hear about Mark going to strip clubs and smoking weed in Copenhagen...
#295 Dutch Roll
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Joe is stateside and Mark is in Glasgow in a wacky episode as Joe recaps his trip through Europe and Mark gets into the first part of his own European...
#294 Ba-Gawkamole
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The guys are back hot off of Mark's big tease as Joe gets robbed by a crime syndicate, and a drug mishap threatens to derail Mark's big L.A. trip! Che...
#293 Jewish Lightning
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back together again Tuesgays after a week away as Joe gets gang signs flashed at him in Boston before witnessing a death at the hands of Ari Sha...
#292 The Rad Tuescast
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Mark and Joe are both traveling away from home this week but we've got friends of the show Anthony Devito and Greg Stone to fill in for them! T...
#291 Look Is Good
02 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey folks, we meant to put this episode out LAST week but trust us, it's a way better ep than we did put out as Mark makes his way through Los Angeles...
#290 Eat & Listen
26 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey Tuesgays, Mark & Joe are in Vegas as they recap their trip to sin city and Mark's trip to L.A. to perform on Conan. Check it out! Sponsored by...
#289 Good Boop
19 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another healthy Tuesday as Joe has a shitty experience in a diner and Mark goes to Austin, TX for SXSW. Check it out! Subscribe to our Patreon fo...
#288 Big Digress
12 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mark & Joe are back as they kibitz about ear zits, sitcom faces, and Joe's ongoing diet struggles before getting into Joe being bumped off morning rad...
#287 Thrice On Thrush
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a medical emergency on this weeks Tuesdays With Stories! as Joe runs all over the city trying to find out what wrong with his f*cked up thro...
#286 Weird Wussy
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a great Tuesdays as the guys both perform on the 7th annual Patrice O'Neal benefit before Joe drives all over Florida to get to Key West and Syra...
#285 Lickstarter
19 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a kooky ep as Mark's mom gets masturbated at during a visit to NYC, Mark dines with a comedy legend, and Joe see's a play he didn't like. Check i...
#284 Cat Chat
12 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mark & Joe are back with a piping hot ep as Joe deals with the twists and turns of going on the Late Late Show with James Corden and Mark has a great ...
#283 The Pounder
05 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a cold Tuesdays as Mark takes shrooms and goes skiing with Bert Kreischer and Ari Shaffir while Joe searches for pasta and deals with annoying yo...
#282 Sun Shine Shoe
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mark & Joe are back with another hot Tuesdays as Mark sees some rude Scots at a show in Brooklyn before watching some fights at Mohegan Sun and Joe ge...
#281 Slip-N-Start
22 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's another hot ep as Mark misses flights and Jetski's while hungover and Joe road trips to D.C. with Ari Shaffir & Big Jay and smokes cigars with Ro...
#280 Devil's Stew
15 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've get a corker of an ep as Joe gets mocked by TSA agents and IHOP waitresses on his way through Naples, Florida and Mark gets though a tougher aud...
#279 Moist Hoist
08 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with better than ever audio as Mark & Joe recap their highs and lows on New Years eve and how much they hate the Golden Globes. Check it ou...
#278 Over And Out Pt. 2
01 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Well, the guys (Mark) messed up the regular recording so we're forced to do a double phoner this week. Mark can't ski and Joe's getting woken up by ho...
#277 Chunky Hon
18 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hot damn, Mark & Joe are back again as Mark sees a crazy guy start a fight on the train before hopping all over Pittsburgh with Chris Allan while Joe ...
#276 Digressing Hum
11 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Hey Tuesgays, Joe has multiple food mishaps in Grand Rapids before a HUGE show at Gotham Comedy Club with Bill Burr & a very special guest! Mark's...
#275 Boo Hoo Woo Woo
04 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, Joe is in Cedar Rapids taking up front Ubers before braving a rowdy casino crowd and Mark barely makes it to Chicago after completing an ai...
#274 Track Trim
27 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo wee, it's a holiday ep as Joe gets pelted with a lollipop on stage before a Thanksgiving Amtrak nightmare and Mark gets beaten up by kids before h...
#273 Penetrate Me Fanny
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a notable ep folks, as Joe encounters nervous and angry cabbies all over town and Mark experiences his worst cross-country hangover ever before h...
#272 Trainsitioning
13 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Tuesgays, the Mark & Joe are back after Mark gets hassled while voting & Joe gets surrounded by crazy train people every where he turns. Check it ...
#271 Taint Mullet
06 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Joe has trouble with every bodily function imaginable while Mark upsets a crowd in Winnipeg before they do the big Hollywood Improv live pod Joe see's...
#270 Fat Friend Lean In
30 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Folks, Mark & Joe thought they lost the first nine minutes of the pod but we left it in because it was gold. Anyway, Mark witnesses a classic subway f...
#269 Bad F*ck
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hey hey, Mark & Joe are back with stories of Joe possibly getting made fun of in Norway, and Mark getting hassled by New Jerseyans everywhere he goes....
#268 Quiet Turd
16 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hot tamale, it's a trippy Tuesdays folks, as Joe hates Robert Redford and tours the Southwest with Sal Vulcano while Mark does a hot weekend at Gotham...
#267 Tilty Fry Box
09 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Good Golly Miss Molly, it's a great Tuesday as Joe goes to Asbury Park & freaks out some other Bed & Breakfast guests while Mark goes to L.A. to see C...
#266 Birthday Beej
02 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hot Damn, Mark & Joe are back baby! After the guys discuss they'd hypothetically bang each other, Mark gets into how he celebrated his b[-day and Joe ...
#265 Sticky Door
25 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Woah, it's a wild Tuesday as Mark see's a fight break out at his show before getting farted on at an airport while Joe performs for a professional hoc...
#263 Bad Cover
18 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hot damn, it's a suspenseful Tuesday as Mark carpools with six hefty gals before visiting the worlds most expensive zoo while Joe races to put on pant...
#262 Vag Hoof
11 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hot dog Tuesdays, it's another hot one as Joe has to take a roundabout route to get yelled at at the U.S. Open before doing a benefit show with some c...
#261 Ruined Hang
04 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hey post-Labor Day Tuesgays, it's a great ep as Mark & Joe meet a woman who loves Mark's personality, Joe gets mistaken for a college student by a cra...
#260 Wacky Legs
28 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hoo boy, it's a down home Tuesday's as Joe see's where Kennedy got shot while in Dallas and Mark performs for a rowdy crowd in New Orleans before doin...
#259 Love Pump
21 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a great Tuesday once again as Mark & Joe get into being called 'daddy' in bed & watching people die before getting into Joe's trip to Seattle for...
#258 Cubed & Crushed
14 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a crazy Tuesday as Mark see's a bachelorette get hit by a car and Joe witnesses a crazy guy battle traffic before he's harassed by a hotel fire a...
#257 Reggie Nipples
07 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Holy hell, it's a hum dinger of a Tuesdays as Joe get #MeToo'd onstage in Ireland before the guys head to L.A. for Comedy Central's Roast Battle where...
#256 Early Jizz
31 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a jet lagged, Irish Tuesday as Mark faces his angriest heckler ever at Hot Soup, and Joe sits on the tarmac for an eternity before he's accosted ...
#255 Loud Diddle
24 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a damp and swampy Tuesday as Joe opens up for Michelle Wolf at OZY Fest during a monsoon & Mark chats with Fallon at the Tonight Show before gett...
#254 Boot Blow
17 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Holy Moly Tuesgays, Mark has an all time week with a trip to the Amalfi Coast in Italy as well as a Tonight Show appearance and Joe travels to Nantuck...
#253 Scoopy Scold
10 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
La vita bella Tuesgays, the guys think they deleted the first twenty minutes before getting into Mark's trip to the Amalfi Coast & Joe's excursion to ...