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157 - How Do You Exist?
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 9th wedding anniversary, Jeremie and Bryde! The hosts chat about love, words, and identity. Just the tips include the Thesaurus Game (you gotta ...
156 - 2020 Raw Doggin'
05 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks episode got 2020'd. It starts off like any other. B+J chat about traditional anniversary gifts, "baby birding", "snowballing" and more disc...
155 - Intimacy and Illness
29 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The movie-lover hosts talk movies, representation, and wonder about how COVID will affect love scenes. Just the tips include watching a movie that you...
154 - Breaking Up is Hard to Do
22 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts have a personal and reflective conversation about depression, grief, gender norms, breaking up, and trust. Trust is built through small acti...
153 - Horndog
15 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Big love to our non-binary buds! Jeremie and Bryde read a listeners inspiring rant about fighting for the rights of the entire community! The hosts ch...
152 - The Most Important Thing in the World is the Arsehole
08 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie look deep into the anoderm of Salivdor Dalí's passion. How many creases does your butthole have? Do you know? Learn a smart toilet ...
151 - "Say it Loud, Gay is Proud"
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
50 Years after the first organized Pride gathering on June 28, 1970, police brutality and violence against Black, Indiginous, POC and LGBTQIA2S commun...
150 - Masturbation Cult
24 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde talk about masturbation aaaaaand cults! Bryde has a couple of brain boners of her own, some grey area questions for Jeremie. Just th...
149 - The Art of Sexting w/ UPSAHL
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back at it again with the sex talk B+J cover some fantasy gone wrong in the news (how does one get stroked with a broom?) and Bryde announces her futu...
148 - Skillful Touch Technician: O.School
10 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie found a COVID hook-up loophole and Bryde delivers in the poem department! Then they engage in a personal sexual preference quiz courtesy of O....
147 - Oh The Places You'll Go, Oh, Oh w/ Nicolle Hodges
27 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There's hope on the horizon for Jeremie's sex life in Covid times. A listener has a brain boner about revealing a past professional position in the se...
146 - Action Figure Models (you know them as sex dolls)
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie talk about hair and feeling good about how it looks. They have a heart to heart about reactivity and FOMO feelings with regards to C...
145 - Rev. Izzurd Goate
13 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie talk about the passing of Bryde's father and some of the things that she felt, saw and learned about love over the seven weeks she c...
144 - Dear God, Thank You For Escorts
29 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde chat about Bryde's life cycle with cannabis and Jereme's moustache, as well as about examining limiting beliefs from the past. Guest...
143 - Unconditional Infinite Love
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast of a sexy funny smutty podcast to present this offering. In a time already loaded with challenges, her...
142 - Premature Ejaculation: Breathe With Your Anus w/ Keeley Rankin
15 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie talk about a potential year of celibacy and try to tackle a listener's brain boner about how long she should wait for her “pretty ...
141 - Love is Blind
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde is feeling silly and Jeremie dosed today. But they're open to riding the daily rollercoaster that we're all currently experiencing. The hosts co...
140 - Together Apart
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde connect over the interweb to talk about grooming habits and masturbation during the COVID crisis. Is grief making it impossible for ...
139 - Smut Peddler w/ Porn Photographer Holly Randall
25 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde talk about horny quarantiners and #SexTiming. Reddit wants to know if you allow your pets to stay in the room while you diddle yours...
138 - Marriage In The Time Of Coronavirus
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
While the world is swept into isolation, how do we maintain a peaceful home when we’re getting on each other’s nerves, spouting out the same old s...
137 - Getting Off without Checking Out w/ Jessica Graham
11 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie are back at it in person! After months apart, the hosts reconnect and dive deep into buttholes. A listener writes in with a brain bo...
136 - Men's Work (or Speaking From The Heart)
04 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde's voice coach is the guest on today's episode! The hosts speak with Jamie about speaking from the heart (or Men's work) and how to work with the...
135 - Orgasm Doula w/ Sexologist Eva Clay
26 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Birthday Bryde!! Homeward, the hosts connect through the distance to address a listeners question that hits close to home. What about mismatched...
134 - "Do Y'all Still F*ck?" w/ Private Parts Unknown Pt. 2
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
B+J finally get to reconnect after a long month of Bryde trying to stay sexy in the Mexican wilderness while Jeremie's life is in shambles up in the f...
133 - A Timeline of Polyamory w/ Private Parts Unknown Pt. 1
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts of Private Parks Unknown, Courtney and Sofiya, met up with Jeremie and Bryde in LA for what turned out to be a big talk about the polyamory ...
132 - Minor Attraction
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Nicoletta Heidegger MA, MEd, LMFT, has been a sex educator since she was a kid. Now she's a licensed marriage and family therapist and is working on a...
131 - Creativity and Sexuality
29 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts chat with Annabelle about a year of celibacy, finding one's way through life following their curiosity, and how art featuring a woman's body...
130 - Long Distance Pt. 2
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde reunite in LA while Bryde's on a multi-month road trip with her boyfriend. They talk about Kaylen Ward's fundraising efforts for the...
129 - Small Town Swingers
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A three years celibate listener wants to know how to approach getting sexual satisfaction within her long term a-sexual partnership. The hosts chat wi...
128 - He's Got A Gainer Fetish
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
THEY ARE BACK! The hosts ring in the new decade by tackling a brain boner about BBW and Gainer fantasies as a make or break of a potential new relatio...
127 - Soulmate Attraction Coach
18 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What are the verbs of love that you are best at and what could you work on? Bryde is on an Esther Perel kick (what else is new?) and investigates her ...
126 - Dear Diary, I'd Have Sex With Him
11 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts demonstrate the taking of their own advice for hard conversations. Does everyone hate Christmas? Bryde tantalizes listeners with her tween d...
125 - CASTERSACKS
04 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie feels that this episode is a slow burn; Bryde thinks it has some nice full circles. They tackle a brain boner about unrequited love and Bryde ...
124 - 50 Shades of Gary
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A vocabular treat, there are many new terms in this episode. Spaghetti Western, Risk Profile, engaged bottoming…The hosts answer a brain boner about...
123 - Long distance Pt. 1
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Both of Jeremie’s partners are moving away. A listener has a complicated brain boner about polyamory, an emotional affair, and a cancer diagnosis. S...
122 - Rate (Date) My Professor
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s good for everyone to know that soaps and hair removal aren’t good for the Vs. That’s vulva AND vagina. And q-tips and bobby pins aren’t g...
121 - Ass Eating Season
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
They’re back baby. After a two-week hospital stay, a feature film, and Hallowe’en are all over and done with, the hosts are back in their living r...
120 - Swiping Mindfully
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
B+J are still provinces apart, but this weeks episode is from tight quarters in Montreal. Preparing for an anniversary celebration of the hosts yoga c...
119 - Period Erections
23 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde is forlorn without Jeremie, recording in solitude in the soft glow of a Casper Glow lamp. From healthier days, Jeremie and Bryde have a conversa...
118 - Gentleman Elf w/ DeAnne Smith
09 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde interview DeAnne Smith at Just for Laughs in Toronto (JFL42) about being single for the first time, dating couples, and not indulgin...
117 - Unchecked Baggage
02 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Busy bee hosts sit down (finally) to revisit their Toronto Just for Laughs experience, talk about public golden showers, though not the kind you might...
116 - LIVE from Just for Laughs in Montreal
25 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
No tickets. No roof. No guest. All sex. The hosts play “getting to know you” on a lively street in horny downtown Montreal at the Spotify Stage as...
115 - Womanizer
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts share some vulnerabilities and sing along with Brittney. Jeremie and Bryde talk to Jeanette about kink and she shares some misadventures in ...
114 - Is An Armpit Warmer Than The Inside Of My Asshole?
11 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Your rectum is hotter than your mouth. Your armpit is colder than your mouth. Hurricane sex for survival. The hosts contemplate the great area of want...
113 - Happy World Sexual Health Day w/ Dr. T
04 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Turn Me On is celebrating World Sexual Health Day! They asked their amazing listeners their burning questions - from HPV to masturbation to group sex....
112 - Single Girl Problems
28 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Are we inherently creative? The hosts debate. A listener gets advice on dealing with a partner's new fantasy. Bryde and Jeremie chat with Andrea, auth...
110 - Sex Therapy w/ Dr. James Cantor
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Anniversary shindigs and work-life foiled this week's foreplay! We make up for it in our conversation with 2x TMO guest Dr. James Cantor. A 20 year ca...
109 - Sex Negativity
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie is at Brosheaga and Bryde made a big purchase. Aiden isn't necessarily sex-negative... but maybe not necessarily sex-positive either? A prudis...
108 - Shame On You
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How to end a relationship gracefully. Conscious uncoupling, break ups, and space. Jeremie and Bryde talk to Jordan Power, co-host of Shame On You podc...
107 - Girls Who Say Fuck
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
LIVE from downtown Toronto at the eOne headquarters! "Getting to know you” and a few things the hosts learned on the road. Jeremie and Bryde chat wi...
106 - OBGYN
17 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. O is on the show. This is straight-up medical knowledge for folks with vaginas. Jeremie and Bryde talk with the doctor about forceps, prolapse, BV...
105 - Expanding/Contracting
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie dissect an episode of "Authentic Sex" to talk about lifestyle factors that affect libido. Jeremie has both an expanded sense of self...
104 - Featuring Julianne Moore
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In his wildest, masturbatory dreams, Jeremie had incredible sex with a famous redhead. Also, he no doubt has sleep apnea. The hosts answer a brain bon...
103 - Momgasmtastic
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Turn Me On reunites for a joint episode with Momgasm that covers a butt load of fun. Running train, threesomes, fantasies. Being wildly boned by 900 f...
102 - Intellectual Disability and Masturbation
19 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another ethical dilemma with regard to technology and sex. Does VR count as cheating? Bryde and Jeremie try to answer a listners questions on long dis...
101 - Three's a Triad
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sex & Drugs. B+J discuss the sometimes fun yet sometimes disastrous combo. A listener wants to know about dealing with a sexless relationship, and...
100 - Mother Lover
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 100 is an extra long, multi-segmented episode of Turn Me On. It's a Mom Bonanza. "Momgasm" - two young, hot, hilarious, podcasting moms - talk...
99.5 - What Men Crave
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde watch a talk by intimacy coach John Wineland and discuss the edginess of the topic, safety and trust, masculine and feminine, danger...
"Episode 85?"
22 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
“Jeremie’s a swinger”, and other debates ensue. Like did medicine die with the witches so that pharmaceuticals could claim this wisdom as their ...
97 - Sh*t ruins sheets more than blood
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We can’t get enough of period sex, blood art, and menstruation questions. Bryde and Jeremie catch up with Stephanie about being your own party, endi...
96 - Ghosts of Fuckboys Past
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie’s having some great sex and Bryde is so stressed that her libido ran away. Guest Jennie Gillies has cerebral palsy and her childhood questio...
95 - Toothy Oral
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie gives an oration of bad oral. Bryde reads a brain boner from a mature slut. The hosts sit back down with Shameless for a catch-up conversation...
94 - Your Grandma's A Squirter
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Host Episode! Bryde & Jeremie talk fantasizing to real vs. fake memories, astrological erogenous zones, latest media opportunities, and take a goo...
93 - Red Hot Suz
10 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts invent a fun new game called "Stand Up, Sit Down". Or should they call it, "Getting to Know You"? Either way, every one of you sluts gets a ...
92 - Sensual Massage in Montreal
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie and Bryde discuss consensual fantasies, the problem of privacy, and Jeremie’s new BF, Anderson Cooper. The hosts talk to Hailey, a sensual m...
91 - Sex & Disability
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts dive deep into the D. D is for divorce. It’s all going to be ok, but gosh darn is it difficult. A divisive brain boner has Jeremie and Bry...
90 - Twinkle Toes
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A listener asks for advice about a very particular comparison (The Older Woman) and the hosts talk about masturbating to celebrities. They chat with E...
89 - The Lifestyle
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie has a prison sentence. Bryde invented a menstrual sex toy and may need help naming it. The hosts talk to Avery, a self proclaimed swinger who ...
88 - Do you Queer What I Queer?
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie’s taking off for a birthday weekend with Bekah for the sites, sounds, and flavours of the big T.O. Hosts Bryde and Jeremie sit with hosts El...
87 - Sounds Like Porn
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
To share or not to share your “Kill Count”. Lucky number 50, baby. Bryde and Jeremie chat with Matt Manhire about sexy Toronto, flirting over tech...
86 - Sexomnia
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a THREESOME! Jeremie, Bryde, and Bekah take a wild swing at a poly brain boner. Toronto guest Carrie chats with B+J about nocturnal emissions, st...
85 - Incest and Pair Bonds
30 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts are period and divorce cranky, but there might be some healing in kissing. They talk sex post trauma with Sara, who’s writing her own vagi...
84 - Fan Fiction Friction
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Montreal quickie, or should we say "tirer un coup en vitesse ". Today's episode is all about our guest, V, who has a lot to teach us, including new wo...
83 - Fatness
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts stumble through a glitchy intro but manage to still have a few laughs and share a sweet coming's out message from a listener. Then Bryde and...
82 - Sex Olympics
09 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts discuss growing pains in relationships and accidentally sharing audio porn or nudes with unintended audiences. Then Jeremie and Bryde both c...
81 - The Dangers of Online Dating
02 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! Jeremie and Bryde have a doozy of a brain boner to navigate, and a sarcastic anomaly in their inbox. They chat with Brianne Nord-Stewa...
80 - Gay Barber On Wheels
19 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie wallow in their self conscious and holiday based dilemmas. They respond to a listener letter about something Jeremie is very, very u...
79 - PolyamoroUS, Chapter TMO
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Listeners write in with advice for us! Jeremie's home from San Fran where he established a very clear two degrees of separation with Bryde's #1 dream ...
78 - Bumble Fumble
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Period sex and spas for menstruation, poop slang, abortion and cheating and just a few of the strange and varied topics in this host episode. Jeremie ...
77 - Cum On The Couch
28 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The recording studio had an eventful night. Jeremie has a new gig working for an a-hole and coincidentally is going to start getting improved blow job...
76 - Groping For Trout
21 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We all know Shakespeare invented language, but do you know the alphabetical term for 69? Anyone every try anal with out dated molasses? Jeremie and ...
75 - Tantric Intimacy
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our listener just carved her new career out of someone else’s fetish. Bryde’s back on the wank wagon and Jeremie got tongue kissed. They chat with...
74 - Strapping On The New Gear
07 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie are back in the same province so it’s time for a heavy duty catch up. Jeremie’s spinning into new realms of his sex life and bry...
73 - Non Binary Gaylien
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
One more week on opposite sides of the continent, exploring pricey sex toys and receiving rejection gracefully. Bryde and Jeremie talk with Russell Lo...
72 - Small Town, Big Hell
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie are drifting apart ….to further opposite ends of the country. In a stop and start intro across time zones, they talk eyelashes and...
71 - Kill Count
17 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A creepy time travel back to some questionable sexual activities from ancient ages. And then blasting ahead to some weird things your body might do af...
70 - This Is The Feeling Of Being Safe
10 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie do long distance. They get together to talk about sex positions and sensitive clits, and most definitely NOT financial statements. T...
69 - Dad Of Three Meets 23 & Me
03 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
PEI episode special. Jeremie got laid which made a bad day less bad, but let's be honest, it was still pretty rough. We are conflicted on what Hannah ...
68 - Tired Of Fighting
26 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week starts off cold because Bryde is annoyed with Jeremie for deleting content. We talk about fighting in relationships and trying not to play t...
67 - Diet C*nt
19 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Feist wrote a song about anal. Guylene is a giver and wants to learn how to receive. B+J chat with Joshua “L’il Sprain” Dobbs. You know what I m...
66 - Wild Child
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What’s in your spank bank? Your cum catalogue? Your diddle directory? Is it cheating if it’s a dream? Why do swingers love gold chains? Bryde and ...
65 - Ride or Die Bitch
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We are climbing Jacob's Ladder and sliding down the sensual massage serpent into the depths of ANOTHER HOST EPISODE! Bryde and Jeremie talk doll broth...
64 - Pearls Of Wisdom
29 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Host episode. Let’s talk studded dicks. Who holding the deed on your sexiness? Maybe your time to be a slut for a little bit. What could happen if D...
63 - Old Flame: Our 1st Unicorn
22 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pegging in Panties. A brain boner ties in last weeks episode with pegging, with Bryde’s infatuation with lingerie. Let’s take it one step at a tim...
62 - Chunk To Hunk
15 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Semantics. What do words even mean? Jeremie and Bryde get into a listener brain boner about saying I love you. We sit down with shameless’s bf, H, w...
61 - The Seven-Year Itch
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's OUR ANNIVERSARY! So why not a host episode to celebrate getting back together after a month of hot hot heat on planet Earth. Boss lady Bryde, los...
“Cum Again?” - Playing Dirty: Intrasexual Competition
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you VICE for writing such a sweet article on what we're up to! Bryde is away on PEI and Jeremie was in London! Click to read it! So this week we...
60 - Incest
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welp. This one goes places. We're going to jump right in and say that this episode may provoke some feelings. A host episode requesting some...
59 - Shameless Hussy
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Should our listener pressure his wife to jerk herself off? BINGO! How about using a funnel to get some pee in your butt? Thanks to listeners who follo...
58 - The Kids Wanna Know About Butt Stuff
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're LIVE from the Stubborn Goat in Downtown Halifax! B+J chat with Tia about her experience as a high school sex ed teacher, and she helps...