Turn Me On
Episodes
57 - Involuntary Celibate
04 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Raising animal babies is a lot of stress for us, but we cushion the impact of baby tension but hiring other people to do our dirty work. B+ J chat wit...
56 - What’s A Gold Star Lesbian?
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s talk tent sex and three days without showering, doing the dirty. B+j talk with Krista about her dark side hetero swinging, lesbian softball te...
55 - Schmud.
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of foreplay today to celebrate how Jeremie’s love of his own voice is equal to how much he likes masturbating. And masturbating is, according t...
53 - The Year Of My Vagina
06 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Strip down, say cheese and smile for the camera. Anyone interested in 12 months worth of threesomes? How about a giantess with nipple's the same size ...
52 - Death & Libido
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Who’s the real Headline Whore? Jeremie gets sprayed down by a f***ing hippy. We swing back to WWII to talk about fighter pilot key parties. B and J ...
51 - "I Thought I Had A Mini Penis"
23 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Do you hear what I hear? It sounds like Ta Ta Teetee Ta. A brain boner deals with a sex sandwich with questionable sandwich meat. Then B+J chat with E...
50 - Our Little Married Podcast Returns
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Who’s more excited for the launch of Season 2? Hard to say. hard to say like, hard to make f*ck in a camper on a 3 month road trip, or say, in a Hon...
49 - We're Getting A Divorce
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Host Episode! Bryde and Jeremie sit down in their recording studio with Jeremie’s dad-joke telling sex robot. They try to break some news gently to ...
48 - I Had Two Vaginas
17 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde gets the chance to watch three men at a time learn about the intricacies of the vagina. Or two vaginas. One girl, two vagina’s. From haemorrha...
47 - The Goddess' Identity Crisis
10 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
No foreplay today! Straight to the dirty. This would disappoint B+J's guest Kathleen so much. This week we speak with a lover of sex who went through ...
46 - Chasing the D in the Maritimes
03 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year from hosts b and J who spent their Big O.. er.. Big eve apart and are just catching up. They pledge their New Year’s sexual resolutio...
45 - Happy Poly Holidays
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belated happy Boxing Day to all our listeners. We are turkey tired and reflecting on a holiday season with all kinds of dynamics. We’re learning as ...
44 - High School Blow Job Queen
20 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pisces woman/Capricorn Man: It begins as a best friendship-they inspire each other's wildest dreams. B+J explore their sexstrology. Then they speak wi...
Smanging Sex Guitar: Tunes To Write A Poly Contract To
13 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In a surprise host episode, Jeremie and bryde discuss the highs and lows of opening up the relationship....again. We take a walk down memory lane to J...
42 - Twerking Cake Butts
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ever get turned on from cake twerking? Jeremie found his new favourite thing. Booty Cake. Bryde likes a nice set of ta-ta’s. Do millennials make bet...
41 - The Submissive Side of your Financial Advisor
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Should a children’s television show host do hand nail fetish porn? We better call a friend, or Jeremie’s agent.. Jeremie and Bryde talk to Molly, ...
40 - Mommy's Gettin' Busy
21 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
B+J dive into the horrific world of Man bits being mangled. Every wonder what invaginated means? Well, today’s your lucky day. Jeremie experiences l...
39 - Can Robots have STDs?
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s an hour long BJ. Everyones favourite married couple sit down for a normal morning chit chat. Bryde isn’t one for Sci-Fi but she gets an ear f...
38 - Congratulations On Your Abortion
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Twitterpation and NRE. New Relationship Energy. No moving backward so might as well move onward and upward, into the new and exciting challenges of a ...
37 - High as Giraffe Pussy
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
B and J are back from Toronto with 101 ways to cure BV, as learned at Ted Talks. We chat with Abe, the tinder gem from the road with the sweet buns an...
36 - Cirque Du Squirt
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The wild, wild adventures of bacterial vaginosis, as explored by Bryde. Arm yourselves, ladies, because there’s nothing you can do to protect yourse...
35 - Post Surgery Cum Shot
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week is pure BJ. Jeremie recovered from his hospital stay, happy to say with a fully functioning (maybe over functioning!) penis, chats with Bryd...
34 - 7 holes, 1 tube
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"My blessed Jesus," Maxine exclaims as Jeremie is wheeled by. We hang out in the hospital this week and have some real talk about self confidence foll...
33 - Playing Dirty: Intrasexual Competition W/ Maryanne Fisher Ph.D.
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Shaft stroking. Gooch pressing. Head flicking. Jeremie feels inclined to share his post pee rituals. A listener struggles to confront her partner abou...
32 - A Story Of Sexual Assault
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Get a lift home from the airport with Bryde and Jeremie. Then use their internet to send dirty videos to your long distance partner. They'll tell you ...
31 - Solo Poly: A Free Agent
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Our computer got drunk and skipped foreplay. B+J talk to Stormy, a solo poly gal who never wanted a live-in partner. How do we get alone time with mul...
30 - Keep in Touch: A Story with a Happy Ending
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What would your life be like if you married the first person who made you horny? A fan goes to a ladyboy go-go bar with a stranger from the internet. ...
29 - Shame: Stressed Out About Sex
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
OMG yes, female pleasure is a priority and here’s how you can contribute to the research! Nobody puts Bekah in a corner. Bryde and Jeremie talk to S...
28 - Sex Tips From My Sister
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Wedding anniversary episode! Does your wife always come first?! Also, how do you feel about period blood play? Asking for a friend. The crowd at Upstr...
27 - Stifler's Mom
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What's jealousy like in a long term, open relationship? We miss out on a complimentary stay at a hotel in Cancun, but an old brain boner guest resurfa...
26 - Soft Switching & Unicorn Hunting
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie goes on a date with Bryde’s boyfriend. Pheromone hunters are looking for you on Tinder. Then we shake it out with The Ka and learn to relax,...
25 - Darker Shades of Sex
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This is your brain on Sex. Cirque du Soleil performers are great at yoga, and yogis are great in porn. Nobody is safe from work-place hazards or tragi...
24 - Straight Ace - Asexuality and Attraction
19 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bryde and Jeremie are a little bit fried. Jeremie from Evolve, Bryde from wax play with Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah. Sex is a reset button. Unless yo...
23 - Plentiful Penetration (aka Fisting)
12 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bekah has a close call, a stalker leaves some helpful information for our Virgin listener with a brain boner. B+J talk to Beth, a warrior woman who in...
22 - Men in Tights (And Heels And Makeup)
05 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What makes a successful poly family vacation? Is it important to come out to your family as poly? Surprise guest Bekah shares her thoughts while Guy's...
21 - Testosterone: One Clit's Journey to Becoming a Dick
28 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you Folly Fest for the Turn Me On Love! PEI - hike up your skirts and get your lube ready, family vacation is in full-swing! We tackle a brain b...
20 - The Whore of Babylon
21 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Searching for helpful sexy time stimulators on the internet is disappointing yet a decently fun way to pass some time and get to know Jeremie better. ...
19 - Pure Until Marriage
14 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How does a Luddite become a cam girl? Surely someone's horny for a computer illiterate, disheveled, makeup-less camming virgin. Anyway, Bryde made six...
18 - Vaginismus: Entry Denied!
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Spit take. Once upon a time we got really into spit play, except it wasn’t with each other. Things get graphic as Jeremie describes his new found fe...
17 - F*cking Myself and Other Endearing Terms of Self-Love
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah jumps back on the mic to review a super fun playtime and a sexy product from NYMPHNYC. Bryde gets to geek out on chakras,...
16 - Tossed Salad: The Story Of One Man's Brozilian
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Would you rather be fisted up to someone's elbow or toss someone’s freshly waxed salad? This and many other hard-hitting “Babe, would you rather…...
15 - When’s The Last Time Someone Came On Your Feet?
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
So many activities to talk about. Hype the live show, Jeremie’s last day on earth with an un-waxed butthole, romance and pegging, and just straight ...
14 - C*ck-Locked & Pegged
10 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie has a long history of shi**ing on hot nurses. A listener wants to know if he should be straight up about his p*ssy worshiping desires to ...
13 - The Configurations Of "Double Penetration"
03 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jeremie’s under the weather so we’ll keep the kissing to a minimum. Good job he’s got both a wife and a girlfriend to help him through his man c...
12 - When Sexual Desires Become Dangerous w/ Dr. James Cantor
26 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
So B+J went on a double date with their others and each other. Who sits with who and is there a seating champ? A listener sends a gift (more...
11 - Calling your Daddy, “Daddy” in Front of Your Dad
19 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy. How common is it to fantasize about breastfeeding during sex? Is it inappropriate to ask your lover for a little of her mother’s milk on you...
10 - Model Behavior - Getting Naked For The Camera
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On a scale of 1-10, how interested are you in having your butthole licked? We’re wondering how many times have you’ve bent over for the mirror and...
09 - Bisexuality: Whatever You Got In Your Pants I Can Deal With
05 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
B+J are home from their maintenance staycation at a hotel down the street. I heard they were doing a business man/hooker role play. And good thing J...
08 - "Was I Born Gay?"
29 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Raise your hand if you love hand jobs! Jeremie does. Is there such a thing as “too wet”? Probably. Is there a universal way to please a penis? One...
06 - We Went To A Sex Party - They Run A Kink Dungeon
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sex swings, glory holes, a mysterious man in the shadows with a johnson the size of a baby's arm holding an apple. This week on Turn Me On: Jeremie an...
05 - From Thumping on a Bible To Humping in The Bedroom
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Turn Me On: Jeremie and Bryde have been invited to a secret sex party in Halifax?! They discuss whether or not they should go and address...
04 - The 5 Cardinal Rules Of Butt Play
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Turn Me On Jeremie and Bryde escape to a cabin in the woods to ring in Bryde’s 33rd Birthday! They get a little drunk and talk about p...
03 - A Disney Prince Made Me Squirt
22 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tinder - The online swipe based card game that more often than not leads you to the virtual jungle of hysterical horndogs. Like Pokemon Go the catches...
02 - The Wishmaster: Confessions Of A Cam Girl
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Some people make money with a 9 - 5 office job, some people make money by getting naked and rubbing lube all over their feet for an audience on the in...
01 - Make Love Not Porn
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Turn Me On, Bryde and Jeremie sit down with married couple Jonathan Stewart and Sarah Beall to talk about what floats their sexual boat. ...
Turn Me On - Tease Me
31 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Foreplay is the most important so here's your first little tease! Featuring a Pro dom, an identity crisis, horror movie wanks, the logistics of an org...