Twig Audiobook

Thicker Than Water 14.x

15 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Student. Professor. Noble. Students, pay close attention: The ways you can donate to wildbow are PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (inc...

Thicker Than Water 14.18

08 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The puzzle. The trick. The compromise. The trick to in this situation is to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (inc...

Thicker Than Water 14.17

01 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Rage. Justice. Fear. There’s no need to fear if you donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licen...

Thicker Than Water 14.16

22 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Punctuation. One dimple. One shot. Consider this your one shot to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c...

Thicker Than Water 14.15

15 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Giants. Goals. De-censoring. My goal is, as always, to get you to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c...

Thicker Than Water 14.14

08 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Carriage. Tempest. Field. With an upright carriage, please proceed to PayPal and Patreon to donate to wildbow there. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (inc...

Thicker Than Water 14.13

01 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Eight. One hundred percent. An impossible ten. You should 100% absolutely donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incom...

Thicker Than Water 14.12

25 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Whip. Progress. Stairs. Whip yourself into shape and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed u...

Thicker Than Water 14.11

18 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Glory. Tools. Being unreasonable. It’s not that unreasonable to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompete...

Thicker Than Water 14.10

11 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mauer mugs Evette. Git yer ugly mug over to PayPal and Patreon and donate to wildbow! Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Cre...

Thicker Than Water 14.9

04 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Zealots? Insults? Salvation? Each chapter, I zealously ask you to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c...

Thicker Than Water 14.8

28 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Thunk. Whoa, it just hit me – you should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under C...

Thicker Than Water 14.7

21 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of Sy’s classic very good plans. But it’s a better plan to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (inco...

Thicker Than Water 14.6

14 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Smoke bombs, smoke bombs… Hopefully this chapter doesn’t (smoke) bomb and some of the folks listening donate to wildbow on PayPal and ...

Thicker Than Water 14.5

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ogre. Falconer. Station. Those of high and low station alike must donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c...

Thicker Than Water 14.4

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

City of meat. I perchance hereafter shall think meat to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. (Definitely directly quoted from Hamlet Act 1 Scene...

Thicker Than Water 14.3

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Feminine wiles? Let Sy’s feminine wiles persuade you to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed un...

Thicker Than Water 14.2

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cane on a train. If you cane, donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Att...

Thicker Than Water 14.1

30 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Train. Remember your training: Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Crypto Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By At...

Black Sheep 13.11

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In which Sylvester makes mistakes. Make no mistake: You should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree downl...

Black Sheep 13.10

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A businessman. A warmonger. A young lady of Mothmont. If you’re a businessman or a warmonger, it’s your turn to donate to wildbow on PayPal and ...

Black Sheep 13.9

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Discord. Brainstorming. Condescension. Please condescend to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree download...

Black Sheep 13.8

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A book. A girl. A rope. I’ll keep on trying to rope people into donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree ...

Black Sheep 13.7

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A babysitter. A whirlpool. A stepping stone. Donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon is a stepping stone on the path to success. Magic Escape Room...

Black Sheep 13.6

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Crowds. Sun. Dogs and cats. We need crowds of people to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree download: ht...

Black Sheep 13.5

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dew. Nutrients. Teamwork. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! For teamwork! Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree download: https://filmmusic....

Black Sheep 13.4

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Being. The mask. The handled. I bet you can handle donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree download: https...

Black Sheep 13.3

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Doctor groups. Cigarettes. Theater. Twig Audiobook does not endorse smoking cigarettes, but it does endorse donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreo...

Black Sheep 13.2

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Nora. Lacey. Mistry. It’s no Mistry that you should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree download: http...

Black Sheep 13.1

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Abby. Lara. Quinton. Quinton says: “Bleeeeeah. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Bleeeeeeeah!” Magic Escape Room by Kevin MacLeodFree dow...

Dyed in the Wool 12.12

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Trial run. Home. Matron. When you get home, remember to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)License...

Dyed in the Wool 12.11

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Combat drugs. Right turns. Grenade. Take a right turn and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licen...

Dyed in the Wool 12.10

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Circles. Living things. Bristles. All living things should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Lice...

Dyed in the Wool 12.9

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The worst kept secret. Ex-teammates. Horse. My worst-kept secret is that I want you to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. One Sly Move Kevin M...

Dyed in the Wool 12.8

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Danger. One. Noise. Make some noise for donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creati...

Dyed in the Wool 12.7

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Factors. Enemies. Cancer. Factor donating a to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon into your plans. One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed u...

Dyed in the Wool 12.6

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A tie. A nanny. Some ropes. Put on your best tie and go donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)License...

Dyed in the Wool 12.5

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fires. A ladder. A floodgate. Open the floodgates between your wallets and wildbow’s PayPal and Patreon! One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c...

Dyed in the Wool 12.4

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A king and queen. An airing of grievances. A list of addresses. My one grievance is that you aren’t going this instant to PayPal and Patreon to do...

Dyed in the Wool 12.3

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A bird. A candy. A cigarette. Quickly, little birds, fly over to PayPal and Patreon and donate to wildbow! One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c...

Dyed in the Wool 12.2

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An incremental advantage. A prospective hire. Incoming. Incoming: You should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (in...

Dyed in the Wool 12.1

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Smuggler. Runner. Businessman. Run over and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Crea...

Cut to the Quick 11.x

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chimeras. Paint. Twenty-three. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon and no one gets twenty-threed. “Consequence” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetec...

Cut to the Quick 11.15

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Crows. Papers. Tents. If you find this story in-tents…then donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.c...

Cut to the Quick 11.14

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Days of the week. Memory. Details. Any day of the week is a good one to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (in...

Cut to the Quick 11.13

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Arthur & Arachne. Dog & Catcher. Sy & Jamie. Donate to wildbow on PayPal & Patreon! “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under ...

Cut to the Quick 11.12

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

53. Lint. Umbrella. Subscribe to my umbrella policy of donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)L...

Cut to the Quick 11.11

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Harold. Harvey. Horace. Have a heart and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Cr...

Cut to the Quick 11.10

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Collarbone. Armpit. Arm. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. It doesn’t have to cost an arm or a leg, but every little bit helps. “Conseque...

Cut to the Quick 11.9

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Puddles. A quick walk. A roof. Take a quick walk to donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Lice...

Cut to the Quick 11.8

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sniper. Grenade. Map. Map out your path to donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed unde...

Cut to the Quick 11.7

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Seconds. Remnants. Ghost. It only takes a few seconds to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)L...

Cut to the Quick 11.6

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Friends. Stitched. Explosives. Be a good friend and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licens...

Cut to the Quick 11.5

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Smythe Bullard. Hand. Mechanical. Try your hand at donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licen...

Cut to the Quick 11.4

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lunch. Anarchy. Humanity. Buy wildbow lunch by donating to him on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed unde...

Cut to the Quick 11.3

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A pastoral landscape. Traps. Gauntlet. Get through the gauntlet by donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod (incom...

Cut to the Quick 11.2

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A rash. Three in ten. Old friends. I hope that at least three in ten of you donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin MacLeod...

Cut to the Quick 11.1

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chair. Shirley. Devastating. Look at the chair you’re sitting in right now. Now, donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Consequence” Kevin ...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.x

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Helen. Ibbot. Cake. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon – it’s easy as cake! “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under C...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.20

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Madam. Marv. Drake. Madams and Marvs alike should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed u...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.19

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A chest. A neck. A knee. Save your own neck by donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed un...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.18

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is my favorite Twig chapter so far. You can be my favorite fan if you donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (i...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.17

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Persuading Lanie. Meeting a prince. Further throat damage. I give my full-throated endorsement to donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Deci...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.16

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bloodshed. A kind soldier. An awkward murder. I don’t care how awkward it is, you should go donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions”...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.15

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Doctor. Hostage. Twin. Doctor, doctor! I have a bad case of donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.co...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.14

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ruth Bloxham. Poison. Self-regulating hostages. Be a good self-regulating hostage and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.13

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A quintet. A false heart. A spider’s web. Use the World Wide Web to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incomp...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.12

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chance. Lanie. A stable. Take a chance and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Cr...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.11

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Carmen. Clifton. Simon. You’ll have to choose: donate to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon? “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed und...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.10

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Firstborn. Wyvern. Poison gas. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! It’s a gas! “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under ...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.9

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Daryl. Bethy. Nance. Do you dare? Will you donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon? “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Cr...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.8

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Non-manipulation. Hidden weapons. The ‘born. I’m definitely not trying to manipulate you into donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Never,...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.7

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In company. In transit. Imagination. Imagine donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon, wouldn’t that be neat? “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (inc...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.6

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Parents. Professors. Parting. I profess that you must donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licen...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.5

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Perfumes. A real coat. Horses. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon so he can always have a real coat. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetec...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.4

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dodging. Getting ready. A nice night. Have a nice night and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.3

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A picnic. Tea. Tarts. Here’s the tea: You should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed...

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.2

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A hairdo. A fight. A hypocrite. Don’t fight me on this, just donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech....

In Sheep’s Clothing 10.1

14 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A pitcher. A stone. Rick’s return. Rick doesn’t donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Don’t be like Rick. “Decisions” Kevin MacLeod (i...

Counting Sheep 9.x

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pretending. Fooling. God. No fooling, you ought to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompet...

Counting Sheep 9.18

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The right kind of weakness. Being boring. Marriage. You know by now that I have a weakness for asking you to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreo...

Counting Sheep 9.17

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The public eye. A whistle. Extraordinary ammunition. Whether you’re in the public eye or not, you should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon....

Counting Sheep 9.16

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

More bodies. Control. Power. You could have all three if you donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https:...

Counting Sheep 9.15

03 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Five. Food. Evolution. As your final evolution, donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech...

Counting Sheep 9.14

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A slaughterhouse. A closing circle. A non-terminal fall. Before the circle closes, donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevi...

Counting Sheep 9.13

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Triage. A crowded alley. Manipulation in battle. The only correct way to triage your finances is to prioritize donating to wildbow on PayPal and Pa...

Counting Sheep 9.12

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Moving. Authority. Bolas. Move along and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmus...

Counting Sheep 9.11

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bat. Lookout. Adam. Keep a good lookout and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.fil...

Counting Sheep 9.10

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bayonets. Wagons. Mountains. We can move mountains if we all donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https:/...

Counting Sheep 9.9

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Youth. Perspective. Peace. Be at peace. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusi...

Counting Sheep 9.8

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Molotov. Periphery. Tough stuff. Do the tough stuff. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompe...

Counting Sheep 9.7

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oxygen. Confusion. Recognition. Bet you’ll recognize this request: Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink:...

Counting Sheep 9.6

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Love. Tragedy. Clarity. Everyone from A to Zedd ought to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://inc...

Counting Sheep 9.5

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry, bud. Look, just get your tissues out for this one. Oof. PayPal and Patreon are less sad than this chapter. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLi...

Counting Sheep 9.4

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Swishy. Alert. Odious. Alert! Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/...

Counting Sheep 9.3

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Twins. Eyes. Calm. Keep an eye out! And donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusi...

Counting Sheep 9.2

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Plague. Fog. Soldiers. Soldier on. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/...

Counting Sheep 9.1

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pants. Loyalties. Architecture. Know where your loyalty lies. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Serpentine Trek by Kevin MacLeodLink: https:...

Bleeding Edge 8.x

30 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Adams, Berger, Cameron, Dobson. A lifetime of pain. A lifetime of service. This chapter is read by Victoria Longe. A lifetime of donating to wildbow o...

Bleeding Edge 8.16

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Old crustybutt’s. Coppery hair. The beast awakens. Awaken the beast. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Stages of Grief by Kevin MacLeodLin...