Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This podcast is recorded on Gadigal land. Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. Hey Chicks, I'm Elle. And I'm Sal. And this is Two Bright Chicks, the show that shares life lessons and tips to help make you rich in life. I feel like I've developed a competition with myself. Oh, like you need to amp it up every time? No, but like how quickly can I say that? Oh, yeah.
The show that shares life lessons and tips to help make you rich in life. Nailed it. Perfect. Thank you. Annunciation. How are you?
I'm good. I'm good. You good? Vibing, thriving. Vibing, thriving. Ready for the weekend. I can't wait. Except this episode comes out on Tuesday, so. You guys walk away. That's okay. You'll be like, fuck you. You're bringing. Friday. Yeah. NJ. Well. NJ.
To Tuesday. Friday, NJ. Tuesday. I'm happy after listening to that. Yeah.
I listen to that on Tuesday. I'll be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can do anything. I can do anything. Any day is a Friday if you just believe. We made it.
I'm currently writing a bridesmaid slash unofficial maid of honour speech, a title bestowed upon myself. And I keep making that joke, like, just, like, to anyone around me. Like, they'll listen and be like, look at us. What is the key to, like, a good bridesmaid speech? I don't fucking know. I'll let you know when it's done and if it's a hit.
Yeah, okay. It's a tough job. Hey, I'm not drinking at all before that month.
No, shut the fuck up, bitch.
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Chapter 2: What is Parkinson's Law and how does it affect productivity?
Need a crystal ball.
Okay, so today we're coming at you with a little bit of a different episode. We're going to be talking the five laws that every woman should know, but not like legal binding laws don't park near a sidewalk, but more philosophical laws that... are good to live by. I feel like these are good North stars to have in your brain.
They kind of restructure the way that you look at things, problems, the world. If you will. But before we get into the episode, of course, we must discuss our obsessions of the week. So Sally Bailey, platonic soulmate and love my love. What's up?
What's up? What's up? My obsession always. Fully. Ghostface from Scary Movie. Smash. Smash. Smash. I mean, I was going to say, the people who were at the live show, they know he featured at one point. He has big dick energy. What's under that cloak?
Yeah, but is it the one from Scream or the one from Scary Movie?
The one from Scary Movie, definitely. And he's like, oh, fuck.
He's like, can you see me now? And his legs are like underneath the curtain. Yeah. The voice, his voice is hotter. Being like, oh, yeah. Like, I don't know what's up with that. That says a lot more about us than it does about the movie.
Well, then that's about the movie, okay? I mean, whatever. Don't find it. But aside from him, my obsession of the week is actually like a cute gift idea. For me? Yeah, well, I know. I'm like, shit, maybe I should have kept this one in the vault. Yeah. Well, it's called Stardate and it's a candle company and you can order specific candles by birthday.
So I got one for my birthday and it's like March 19th and it has my star sign, but then it is very specific to the actual day that you were born. And the thing that I love about it is that it has strengths on it, but it also has weaknesses. And, like, I was pissing myself. Who bought this for you? Caroline.
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Chapter 3: How can the Law of Detachment help in achieving goals?
Yeah. But it's kind of, like, standard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very, like. Yeah. Like, for example, so it has your name on it. Then it has your birthday. And then it has, like, the theme of the day. So mine is the day of the human paradox. There we go. Interesting. And then it has, like, your ruling planet, your strengths, your weaknesses.
My strengths were apparently charming, persistent, and assertive. My weaknesses were unaware, unrealistic, and impulsive.
Unaware, unrealistic, and impulsive. That was cool.
That is a read. I know. It was pretty funny. And also accurate. And then it has your element, but then it also has your compatibility. And guess what my compatibility was?
Aries. Yeah. Fire and ice, baby. Fire and ice, baby. But, yeah, I thought it was. I want to know what my theme of the day was.
Ooh.
What was it?
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Chapter 4: What does Gilbert's Law teach us about problems?
Yours is the day of the dreamer. How cute is that? Yeah, really cute gift idea. They're like an Australian brand. And on the back it has like a whole description about you. It has your tarot ruling planet.
Did you know there are horoscopes? There are zodiac lucky colours. What are they? So the Aries lucky colour is red.
Chapter 5: How does Kidlin's Law simplify problem-solving?
I was going to say, is it red?
Yes. Wow.
Wow.
Oh, my God, I never knew that you could get horoscope lucky colors.
That is so cool. Ooh, mine's light green or aquamarine apparently. Yeah.
That makes sense. Oh, my God, how fun. Everyone needs to go and look up their horoscope lucky color.
Right. And wear nothing but that. Or like when you've got a job interview, you can wear like a pair of red undies or something. Or just a red shirt.
But you want to be like, I know something you don't know. Exactly. And be like, just for me. Anyway. Okay, my obsession of the week is the Palmer's Tahitian Vanilla Moisture Drenching Body Oil. Oh, yes.
Yes.
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Chapter 6: What is the Law of Assumption and its significance?
Like I love getting out of the shower with damp skin and putting body oil on and then drying myself with a towel and I will die by that routine. If you want soft, I knew it.
Sorry about that.
Soft and supple? Yeah, if you just want soft, gorgeous, beautiful smelling skin. There you go. Love that. It's a really good affordable option. It's like $20 from Chemist Warehouse. And I do really love the L'Occitane one, but I also understand we mix it up.
Yeah. We play around.
But, yeah, and it just smells so nice. Mmm. It smells chef's kiss.
Love.
And a little bit goes a long way. You don't need to use heaps. I think whenever I say, like, use a body oil when you get out of the shower, everyone's like, you're pouring oil on the floor and you're going to slip.
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Chapter 7: How can these laws be applied to personal growth?
No. You put a little bit in your hand and you go section by section. Yeah. You know? Yeah, exactly.
Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about living by these laws?
Like that.
Everybody, if you're not already, watch this on YouTube so you can see the tutorial.
Or I'll film myself in the shower and then everyone's like, block. Blocked. Yeah. Yeah, no, I love that. Yeah. So that's my obsession for this week. For this week. Shall we get into our little week? Okay. Stop being naughty.
Not believable. I'm going to sip my coffee. You start. Okay. Law number one, Parkinson's law. I thought you were going to spit out your coffee then. Okay. Ooh. This is definitely one that we've learnt the hard way and it's that work expands to fill the time you give it. Oath. Fucking oath. Fair dinkum, honestly. That is a fair dinkum law. Your life isn't busy. Your timelines are just too loose.
There is always enough work to fill your day. Yeah, you can find it. You can be working from noon to night. But that's the point. The term was created by historian Cyril Northcote Parkinson. Let's bring back that name. Cyril. Cyril. Got me Cyril.
That's a cute name for a dog. It is cute.
Cyril.
He's like, okay.
Oh, it's fine. He's dead. Yep.
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