Two Gays One Show

Episode 172- Beg for it you dirty sluts

17 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A slutty farewell...For now... ;)

Episode 171- French Men Have Big Dicks

11 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nice rack Kim

Episode 170 Part 2- I’m Going to Punch you in the Tit

28 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Your body is falling apart in all the places that matter

Episode 170 Part 1- Do you Ever Just Piss so Hard you Cry?

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My weird kink is emotional connection

Episode 169 Part 2- Why Does the Car get Filled But Not Me?

07 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I’m a lady who has lady toots

Episode 169 Part 1- Hello. Please Stop.

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I’m the pansexual protagonist

Episode 168- Dominos and Diabetes

23 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My fingies are covering me nip nips

Episode 167- #You_Have_a_Curious _Nose

09 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Your cock is too big to fill me

Episode 166- You Look Like a God Damn Drunk Muppet

02 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Big boobie anime girls

Episode 165- You Don’t Style your Ass Hair?

26 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Going around sniffing old lady’s buns

Episode 164- I Want to Rub her Bald Head on my Pussy

12 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Edged and ready to go

Episode 163- Let her Dick Run Freeeeee

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wiggling my arms and praying

Episode 162- Put your Money where your Cooch is

27 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I need an exorcism

Episode 161- The Crème Egg Prostitute

21 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hopping down my ass hole

Episode 160- Where’s that Happy Trail Lead?

14 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Look at me in the eyes and stop grabbing your penis

Episode 159- Reincarnate me Mommy

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I believe in giving back to bald people

Episode 158- We Love Bald People

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Your bald head looks like a thumb you ugly mother fucker

Episode 157- Get me a Hash Brown you Slut

17 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I would like to detonate people

Episode 156- Barney has a Huge Fat Cock

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I want to rub wrinkles with you

Episode 155- You Should Sprinkle my Ashes on your Bagel

03 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You probably look gross when you cry.

Episode 154- The Scrotum Hoe Down

25 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do snails know they’re slow?

Episode 153- The Little Queef that Could

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two lonely girls at the bar

Episode 152- A Co-operative Lobotomy

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A bouquet of frog legs

Episode 151- Blood Clots Anonymous

04 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You could fuck a cucumber and you wouldn’t be dating it

Episode 150- The Hot Dog That Ruined Everything

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I will slip'n'slide into hell

Episode 149- How many Gays does it take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Black by injection.

Episode 148- She’s squirting everywhere!

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tell people about the meat sweats.

Episode 147- Keep your Balls Close and your Enemies Closer

07 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is that a hickey?!

Episode 146- La petite cooch

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gonzo from the fucking Muppets

Episode 145- A Pine Scented Tampon

24 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yass Daddy Jesus

Episode 144- What the Fuck is a Futch??

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Life is great when you’re a lima bean

Episode 143- When I Grow Up, I Want to be an Enema

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I love thumping bibles with my boobs

Episode 142- Narcolepsy and Necrophilia

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A giant black shlong

Episode 141- Rocking an Erection 24/7

19 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shut up and put your finger in me ass

Episode 140- You’re a Celibate Jock

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

#who_is_huge_grant_anyway?

Episode 139- A Spunky Spanking Ruler Sister

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Natalie the nepo nipple baby

Episode 138 PART TWO- Some High Notes Require You to Shit

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Thick Thighs

Episode 138 PART ONE- Freud was my Daddy

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I wanna fuck my dad cuz he’s got a big shlong

Episode 137- A Spanking Sneezing Son of a Bitch

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I spanked pumpkin puree for at least ten minutes

Episode 136- The Hole Sisters

07 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have holes together

Episode 135- Sensual Coffee Drinkers and Lesbian Whores

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Butter my pooper!?

Episode 134- Birthday Bitch

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You know in your heart that you have a sloshy vagina

Episode 133- Telling me You’re Horny is Uncouth

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We love denial

Episode 132- I am a Bottom. Hear me Roar.

10 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s eat cake and cry together

Episode 131- Please Touch me I'm Horny

03 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I’m a pickle not a tramp

Episode 130- I love Jesus But I Drink a Little

27 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Did your dad come back with the milk?

Episode 129- Plain and Simple Like my Tits

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A big Italian baby #short king

Episode 128- Twinks Only Eat Soup Naked

13 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Piss on me in my piss pool

Episode 127- Talking About my Micropenis

06 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s your lesbian lover from Costco!

Episode 126- A Ginormous Hairy Gay Man on Crack

30 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Smell hard, die hard play hard.

Episode 125- It Always Comes Back to Badonkadonks

23 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ll tickle each other’s pickles and say thank you.

Episode 124- I Like my Men Like I Like my Dad…

16 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

…With a huge dick and a tattoo on his ass

Episode 123- I Wish I was a Turnip….Then my Dad Might Love me

09 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I’ve always wanted to be banned from Home Depot

Episode 122- A Bisexual Panromantic Slutty Boi

02 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I think your mom’s hot but I think your grandma’s hotter

Episode 121- Pink, Girthy, and Fabulous

25 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

8 inches up your butt hole

Episode 120- Happy Pride Month Chupacabras

18 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

My hand is going in your cooch as we speak

Episode 119- My Dick is Like a Noodle

11 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I’d deep throat pasta.

Episode 118- Fuck my Ass Mr. Scabby the Rat

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Xanax, shame, and laundry mats

Episode 117- We Will Tell the Whole Internet Your Dick Size

28 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is not a drill Mr. Nutterbutter!

Episode 116- I’ve Officially been Gang Banged by Every Race

21 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Okay, here comes the banana.

Episode 115- My Fanny was Flapping in the Wind Harder than a Chicken Fucking an Elephant

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sour like my pp

Episode 114- I’d Send my Mom a Dick Pic

07 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gerald! You left your double ended dildo on the counter again!

Episode 113- A Butt Plug Wears You…You Don’t Wear It

30 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Straight guys can’t spell

Episode 112- If I Touch your Ear will you Squirt?

23 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Every orifice needs a hole.

Episode 111- My Grandma Faked her Own Death

15 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I can smell your badonka-donk

Episode 110- I’d Love to put Skittles in your Asshole

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You’re not my dad!

Episode 109- That’s What Good Pussy Sounds Like

02 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I can feel your clit crying

Episode 108- Babies Aren’t Real (Ft. Meghan's Spicy Ass)

26 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I’ve been kicked out of bulk barn multiple times

Episode 107- Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay

19 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome truckers and fuckers

Episode 106- Have you ever Liquified a Baby

12 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Where are the vegan bois at?

Episode 105- I got my Dick Stuck in the Hole of the Hot Tub

05 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Down and dirty like a little freak boy

Episode 104- Dress-up like a Leprechaun and Eat a lot of Grass

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I’m am e-cat now.

Episode 103- You’re Having Sex With my Dad?

19 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle your fucking tits

Episode 102- My Gay Addiction

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The lesbo hippo muncher

Episode 101- A Gentleman with Crackhead Energy

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I love babies way more than men

Episode 99-Where There’s a Womb, There’s a Way

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If I need to get hard, I just think of all your trama.

Episode 98- A Rampaging Homosexual who is Ready to Fuck

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Get loud, get queer, get fucking fingered

Episode 97- Free Bleeding in the Afterlife

15 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I want you to dress up like a Mennonite and fuck me

Episode 96- Don’t Share your Razor with a Turkey

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who needs to toss the salad when you really need to empty the pumpkin?

Episode 95- Liquidy Nonsense

01 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Exactly like my sex tape...

Episode 94- Wanna Play Ding Dong Ditch With my Ass?

31 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You look like you struggle with simple tasks

Episode 93- Fingerbanging my Grandma

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You saved Christmas and also killed a lot of people

Episode 92- Caffeine and Crystal Meth

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I literally shit beans

Episode 91- I Will Shoot Santa on Sight

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The eye of the ass is the butt hole

Episode 90- She Uses Poo-pourri in Her Own Home (Ft. Amelia’s Asian Wasion Ass)

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

That’s what good pussy sounds like

Episode 89- I put a lot of Things in my Taco

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

GASTROINTESTINAL JUICES

Episode 88- We Always Come Back to Cannibalism

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s gingivitis

Episode 87- I Wash my Pubes with Shampoo and Conditioner

06 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I really miss snoop dog #SnoopDogIsHot

Episode 86- Lesbian Without a Cause

30 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You bald little nugget… you’re gonna have no ass

Episode 85- Send Help - Send Orgasms - Send Babies

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I got blown at the dentist

Episode 84- I’m 47 and I Never Learned how to Masturbate

16 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You look like someone who has epilepsy.

Episode 83- I’m a Hot Muppet Though

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You sneaky hoe, where did you come from?

Episode 82- Become the Problem You Want to See in The World

02 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Greetings bastardized children of the corn

Episode 81- Would you Bedazzle your Vagina?

25 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s just kill the bitch

Episode 80- I’m a Consensual Cannable

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

She’s an 8 but she eats people

Episode 79- Sorry, I'm Taken by the Lord

11 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My lord is Snoop Dogg

Episode 78- Gayer Than the Gods Above and the Tit Wank I got Last Night

04 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Look at my neck! Woooooooo

Episode 77- Ten points for toxic masculinity

28 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

#Justice_For_Suicide_Barbie

Episode 76- I’ll let Lim Give Me a Vaccine While He Fucks Me

21 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I have a spicy vagina

Episode 74- I Bruise Very Easily Like Queen Victoria

07 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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