Two Gays One Show
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Episode 73- Every Gay Guy Wants to Know…Cut? Or Uncut?
31 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Santa's coming and you better be ready to receive
Episode 72- Star Crossed Shitters
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How would Jerome live without his nipples?
Episode 71- Your Uncle was an Icon…I’m Glad he’s Dead
17 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I’m lonely and depressed…have a nice day!
Episode 70- Pingu’s Kind of Hot
10 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jake from state farm…I love you!
Episode 69 ;) -Salutations Fellow Clit Lover
03 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Noot noot mother fuckers
Week 68 - I Have the Biggest Hard On for Queen Elizabeth
26 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I’ve got a weird penis everybody
Episode 67- Listeners Listen…I Will eat a Baby
19 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gay people do gay shit and regret…everything
Episode 66- Do you Fuck Tea on the Down Low?
12 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You can always pee on someone later.
Episode 65- When I get Turned on I Throw-up (Ft. Ella’s Asexual Ass)
05 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You sexual deviant you
Episode 64- Ever Heard of a Dry Orgasm?
29 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A tale of woe, tragedy, and gay people
Episode 63- I Tried to Give Slim Shady a Bubble Bath
22 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You're gonna miss out on all this ding-a-ling.
Episode 62- I’d go Straight for Corpse Husband
15 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Serial DILF-…the dad that’s fucked too many
Episode 61- Can Chickens be Gay?
08 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When you be pass gas it's a harpie.
Episode 60- You’re Probably a Cousin Baby
01 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I believe in psychological torture
Episode 59- Burn Your Butt Plugs Low and Say Goodnight
24 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The cucumber was brimming with mutual ecstasy
Episode 58- Old, Outdated, and Sometimes Bisexual
17 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is too intimate for one bro to do to another
Episdoe 57- Is it Gay to Fuck the Homies?
10 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Keep your asshole clean and your taint juicy
Episode 56- My Whole Body is Covered in Lube and Dust
03 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I am officially resigning from my position as life liver
Episode 55- Juicy Man Thighs
27 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Everything is amazing except for racism
Episode 54- How Long is Your Shlong?
20 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a fine line between a pirate and a dog
Episode 53- I Could Queef All Day and You’d Never Know
13 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine snorting crack up your ass
Episode 52- Who the Fuck is Richard Nixon?
06 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Women have a tough time existing
Episode 51- It Always Comes Back to Nipple Torture
27 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Only the sad and lonely come to our sad little den of evil
Episode 50- Hello Naked Man…How Can I Help You?
20 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get that tomato soup out of your cunt
Episode 49- Hemorrhoids are Not a Problem Here (Ft. Julian’s Ballet Butt)
13 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Speaking of cows, how’s you ex doing?
Episode 48- I Discharged All Over the Floor
06 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Just give everyone a Lunchable and call it a day.
Episode 47- Welcome Friends of Dorothy
30 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bend me over, smack me like a tomato, and eat me out
Episode 46- Harder Butter Daddy Harder
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Please don’t sneeze in my vagina
Episode 45- Kegel Demons
16 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a bus full of premature babies
Episode 44- Instant Nipple Erection
09 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t you want juicy nips?
Episode 43- May Your Resolutions be Hard and Long
02 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I’m going to stop gang banging my mother-in-law
Episode 42- My Mom Says Merry Christmas by the Way
26 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You always talk about Christmas balls, well I’ve got a pair right here
Episdoe 41- What’s a Crunchy Road?
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The holy ghost can fuck me any day
Episode 40- Raw, Uncooked, and Milky White (Ft. Ian’s Flat Ass)
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t tickle my nipples! I need those.
Episode 39- What does Madonna Taste like? Regret.
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That’s the effect I have on women.
Episode 38- To you it’s a Fucking Glow Stick. To me it’s a Fun Friday Night
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who are you Jerry? Who hurt you?
Episode 37- Foreskin Envy.
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Crunch crunch, munch munch
Episode 36- I’ve Always Wanted to Ruin your Ears
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let me just take off my pants
Episode 35- When you Punch me I Just Explode into a Bunch of Babies
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I believe in God because of Veggie Tales
Episode 34- My Blankie is a Shaky and my Brain is a Leakey
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I’m a lesbian, I don’t care.
Episode 33- Tik tok is one Hell of a Drug (Celina Spooky Boo Review)
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Come home Harold. It’s time to stop this nonsense.
Episode 32- I Find your Lack of Nudity Disturbing
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hold on, my pastor is calling...
Episode 31- As Shakespear Would say, “Blow Me”
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If your balls are bleeding you are dying
Episode 30- First I Need to Circumcise the Carrot Because we Don’t stand for That
03 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Speaking of speakeasies, I miss them
Episode 29- My Clit is Green, my Soul is Green, Everything is Green
26 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Remember the mirror technique?
Episode 28- I Like my Men Clean and Crispy
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I wonder what gay people taste like?
Episode 27- Mom and Dad are Fighting Again (Ft. Lyssa’s Punk Ass)
12 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two tops don’t make a bottom, but they make a great salad
Episode 26- I Love You Buddy, But You’re my Bitch
05 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
She. Sells. Sea. Shells. By. The. Sea. Shore.
Episode 25- Why Can’t we Make at Home Condoms Anymore?
29 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Freud wasn't a fan.
Episode 24- My Grandparents are my Dealer
22 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I’m gonna put barbecue sauce on my titties and hot sauce on my clit I’m a whole fucking sandwich
Episdoe 23- A Rubber Mallet and a Moderatly Sized Dildo
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No one touched my balls.
Episode 22- Do you Know the Muffin Man?
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Because I'm what?........Prone to cannibalism.
Episode 21- She’s Not a Team Player… She’s a Whore
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Her boobs were half her body…easy
Episode 20- Kiss the Sky and Gods Dick will Fly by
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
That’s a pale ass dick
Episode 19- They Don’t Call it a Clitoris for Nothing
18 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I can’t believe I’m still sober!
Episode 18- I Will Dance on Your Grave
11 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's okay because I'm a lesbian.
Episode 17- Would you Consider Yourself a Submissive Slut?
04 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Excuse me while I swallow.
Episode 16- Are you Lubed up Bitch? (Ft. Luke’s Cute Ass)
27 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I am the diva and the cup
Episode 15- Hear That You Quick Cummers? You’re Not Spiritual.
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He first aided the shit out of me.
Episode 14- What has a Small Dick and Hangs Down?
13 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The gay agenda 1) Wake up 2) Eat Lucky Charms 3) Cry
Episode 13- The Pregnant Beach
06 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bitches beware you’re in for a scare
Episode 12- Love is Like a Raindrop, It Always Goes Away (Ft. Easton’s twink ass)
30 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I need a butt plug. P.S. Rachael is also gay
Episode 11- A Dom a Day Keeps the Pain Away
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
BILBO BAGGINS
Episode 10- She Puts the Sub in Subway
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
May the goat be flown peacefully to the heavens by a flock of meaty doves and into the arms of the angels.
Episode 9- Go be Your Gay Self Somewhere Else
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If ice cubes are seven, and apples are twenty-four, how many pancakes did the aliens put on the roof...and why do the wear hats?
Episode 8- I Used Spit for Six Months!
02 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Polly wants some big mommy milkers.
Episode 7- How to Masturbate and Make Friends
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
And then Ru Paul walked in with a shot gun.
Episode 6- The Episode in Which we Follow a F*ck Ton of Nuns
17 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We love... nunblogger sister.nun.master sister_mary_nun
Episode 5- I’ve Never Filmed my Vagina Before (Ft. Kendra’s Phat Ass)
11 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What. The. Fuck.
Episode 4- Nelson Mandela the Musical
04 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
She was beautiful. And green. And thick.
Episode 3- Tampons, Pads, and Tears
28 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Do goats have periods? This episode contains mentions of offensive material such as rape and violence in the film and advice sections. We recommend yo...
Episode 2- She's Been up my Ass and I've Been up Hers
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was posted from my washing machine.
Episode 1- You Don't Know What my Vagina Looks Like
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did I spell vagina right?