Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Chris Klemens! He's back y'all!! And popping off in his usual fashion. We get into these stories where it feels so chaotic that's enough to give us closure. Does that make sense?! Like confronting your sister about being her human cow.. or telling your husband to tone down his freemason activities. How would you handle these ones? Checkout Chris's new show! https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisvsThePeople https://www.youtube.com/@chrisklemens Partners: https://Colgate.com Promo Code: TwoHotTakes State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE episodes and the jolly rancher story with Chris!! : https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes MERCH HERE ! https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start 07:03 -- Story 1 AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are "woke", to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being "anti woke" and who loves chili? 16:15 -- Story 2 AITAH for telling someone I would never let myself get as fat as her? 28:38 -- Story 3 AITA for refusing to continue breastfeeding the twins I was a surrogate for? 46:33 -- Story 4 Caught My Stepmom (37F) and Cousin (27M) in the Act, Told My Dad, but He’s Still with Her – feeling like the AH , AITAH ? 58:23 -- Story 5 My (29f) boyfriend (35m) yelled at me for wearing pajamas.. 1:17:33 -- Story 6 My (35F) husband's (34M) dedication to Freemasonry is destroying our marriage and his life. How do I get this across to him? 1:44:01 -- Story 7 I secretly learned sign language for my brother, but I pretend I don’t know it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What chaos stories are discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: How did a prank about chili beans go wrong?
Cheers.
Here we go. We have not done this for quite some time, which feels very criminal.
What?
The fact we haven't recorded together in so long.
I was thinking about that on my flight here last night. I was like, whoa, I couldn't even tell you in the last time. It was the one in Studio City, question mark?
Ja, ich bin hier seit einem Jahr in diesem neuen Studio.
Was ist Zeit in diesem Moment?
Was ist Zeit?
Nicht mein Freund.
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Chapter 3: What are the consequences of body shaming in friendships?
Ich weiß, Leute, wenn ihr auf YouTube schaut, seid ihr bereits schreiend. Ihr seid so gespannt, weil es einer eurer Favoriten ist. Wir haben Chris Clemens mit uns heute. Hallo, alle.
Hört euch die Tits an. Ihr seid jetzt schon so, lasst uns den Episode abschalten.
Nein, ich mag die Energie. Chris hat einen neuen Podcast gestartet.
Chris vs. the People. I'm here in LA doing a little press run.
I love this for you.
No, I was so excited to have this be an excuse to come back.
Give us the lowdown of what your show is, though, because you just gave it the perfect plug. Ich bin einfach so eine nassige Scheiße.
Ich bin es wirklich. Ich habe Leute auf der Straße seit mehr als zehn Jahren interviewt. Und ich liebe es wirklich, mit Leuten zu sprechen. Und being nosy, I'm going to choose not to call that out for you. I am so sorry that that landed on your piece of technology though.
Oh, you guys, just me dripping. Another day, another drip. It's fine. I spill on myself more than any other human.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of surrogacy and breastfeeding?
Oh my God, no.
Even like on tour when I did a few stops, I was like, she has her shit so together.
It's fake.
Well, it's working.
Thank you.
Like I'm fully like convinced. Like it's working.
I didn't drip on that one. But okay, go back to your show. Tell the people.
Oh, right. Yeah, before we started the episode, I was telling Morgan, I was like, wait, I feel like my show is the live call version of this show. It literally is. I didn't intend it to be. It's so good. I just like love being able to talk to people and not having to go anywhere besides like my house.
Yeah, that's everyone's dream.
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Chapter 5: How do family secrets impact relationships?
Everybody needs some blue balls every once in a while.
Every once in a while. It keeps us humble, keeps us on track. Amazing show. Everyone go check it out. It'll be linked in the description.
Oh my God, thank you. Yeah, you can get it wherever you get podcasts.
It's on YouTube. I'm absolutely obsessed with it.
I really love it.
It's really, it's a really, really good show. Good vibes, good energy, best host.
Oh my God, stop it.
But I'm so excited to have you here today. I feel like I always want to just like jar you. I always, I know you have the best reactions. So I always try to give you my heavy hitters.
Maybe I should just start coming here with a different approach of just like being like an Easter Island Stonehead. So I'm just like, wow, crazy.
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Chapter 6: What to do when a husband's secret activities affect marriage?
No, I definitely got the idea of like words just were put in a blender and like they just flew out.
It's something's gonna happen.
And I can't wait. I always have the best time on the show.
Let's go, baby.
I'm so proud of you and everything you've accomplished with the show too. I mean, you just, you never stop gagging me.
Thank you. I know. We need to do a co-tour next year. That's our goal. Wedding this year, so I'm keeping it a little lower key.
And then a co-tour so you can recoup the wedding.
Yeah.
Exactly.
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Chapter 7: How does learning sign language for a sibling affect family dynamics?
Lass mich meine Floaties holen. Oh mein Gott. Okay, Nummer 1. I don't know what this is about. It was recommended by my friends on Patreon. I said, hey, I've got Chris coming. What stories should I read for him? And they said, this one. Nar. Nar.
This one's gonna do me dirty.
I can feel it. We're starting off easy.
Do you not know the story?
No, I haven't read it.
Oh.
I read the title and it intrigued me. So we're both going into this.
Completely. Blinders. Okay. We have no idea. Let's do it.
So, this is coming from AITAH, four months old, titled, Am I the asshole for pretending to think beans in chili are woke to prank my cousin who is obsessed with being anti-woke and who loves chili?
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