Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Okay. You can hum the intro today if you want.
I don't know the intro. It's crazy. We know it, obviously. Frank, you do it. Hit it. I mean, why don't we do it together?
You'll listen and you'll get there eventually.
We will.
Yeah, that's fine. Are you guys ready for today? I'm very ready. Yeah. I'm so excited to have you guys. People that are watching are already probably screaming in their cars, their house, wherever they are, because they've been begging for you guys.
Have they?
Wow. Hands and knees.
Whoa. Yeah, first of all, take it easy. Second of all, whatever the response is is not enough, so I hope that they just ramp it up a little bit.
The hands and knees wasn't enough?
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Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift to the topic of cleaning and hygiene?
You know what I mean?
Welcome. Yeah.
And that goes tenfold.
So people bring their own pineapple decorations on the cruise? Wouldn't shock me. Yeah.
I've never been on a cruise.
Neither have I. I haven't either.
No. I kind of refuse. I've seen the Titanic. Norovirus. Oh, that one too.
I watched the Titanic on my flight yesterday. Nice. It's a great movie.
It holds up.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of using a dish sponge for pet care?
You involve a bank and I just believe it, to be honest with you. Because if it's the banks involved, then yeah, we probably sunk that thing.
I mean, I don't know about us. It was probably like the British or someone. I don't know. We weren't, like the US wasn't evil yet. The British? Actually, they had some evil stuff going on. Frank, we were founded on evil.
Yeah.
I was going to say, I feel like we've been evil since the jump.
Yeah. It's been. Yeah. It's been an evil old time.
Yeah. You know?
It's a hot start.
I know. 250 years this year and I'm like, it's not looking too hot. Wow.
We're getting into that conversation.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to the story about the boyfriend and the sponge?
That's so bleak.
It is. I mean, that's also so realistic. A decade of misery?
You're halfway there right now.
First of all, why do you have to put it like that?
That's crazy. The drive home is going to be insane.
I'm so sorry. It's going to be silent.
It's not your fault. It's technically his.
It is 100% my fault. You don't know. The last 10 years are going to be the best. You and your wife, you're going to be in a nice little assisted living place together. The most sex is in assisted living homes and nursing homes. STD rates there climb. They don't use protection at all. I mean, is there a point? Because they can't get pregnant, apparently. Allegedly.
If I'm 80, give me the clap. What do I care?
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of showing private videos to friends?
Uh, when, but they, it, you know, it's a, it's a cool book, but he has a couple of books and I think they're all like pretty interesting, but that was like my answer for a bit. I don't know if it's still, you know.
You got to read another book.
I have been reading books. I just haven't like taken inventory of which one is my favorite or something.
Do you have a Goodreads account?
I do, but I don't really like use it.
I feel like people would be really into that.
If I had a Goodreads account?
Oh, maybe. Definitely. They go wild for his feet. I'm sure if they could see what his brain looked like, they would love that.
Are you on that feet website? Against my will, yeah. Don't Google it. Oh, not Foot Finder or whatever.
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Chapter 6: How does trust play a role in relationships?
Well, I didn't know that there was an entire empire out there. Do you also normally just wear no shoes and socks?
Look at this close-up of your foot they put on.
Oh, that's an ugly one. That was on the show. I put my foot up on the desk. I am proud of the hip mobility. to be able to get it up there.
Yeah, if anything, that shows, you know, a real good range of motion.
I just wanted people to know that... Flexibility. At one point in my life, I was an athlete, so I am able to do that. So that's all I wanted to do.
They have a lot of feet pics of you. Stop looking? Yeah, this seems like you're objectifying him. Yeah, you're like looking... In real time.
This is basically like you're looking at my implant.
This is gonna... Can I touch it?
Oh, my God.
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Chapter 7: What signs indicate controlling behavior in a partner?
Great feet. Five star?
Like, I just want it to be like a glass foot. Like a glass foot and be like, whatever.
Why don't you take a mold of your foot? Sell that.
I mean, I can't give myself the, like, I sell a mold.
Well, how do you think they're going to get you, like, if they want, you know what I mean?
Well, I thought there would just be like a standard foot that they would send. I try. I should create that, though.
I feel like it should be yours.
What was my rating? Five stars.
Oh, yeah, no, I got to make the thing. I try to provide him with foolproof... Business ideas. I do feel like if you made a mold of your foot and sold it on, like, our, like... Our store? Our store?
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Chapter 8: How can one address concerns about controlling behaviors?
Oh, that's really, you're giving the fetish people what they want.
What do you think people are going to do with them? You got to lean in. People are going to be doing that. But then eventually the toes will erode. You got to buy a new one. Supply and demand.
I just want to say candidly that the idea that he just gave, he's done this like a billion times. That honestly is probably like the best one. That's how bad the rest of them.
And it happened here.
Yeah. Well, listen, magic happens.
I will, you know, I'd support. Magic happens. I'll gift it to Spotify.
A paperweight?
Yeah, a paperweight right there.
Okay.
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