276: Unhealthy Relationships?! Ft. Atsuko Okatsuka

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Previously titled “Unhealthy Relationships?! Ft. Atsuko Okatsuka” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 5, 2026

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What relationship issues are discussed in the episode?

I don't think I've ever watched someone's stuff and like been more excited to meet them and just be like, can we be friends? Genuinely, I think you might be the coolest person on earth right now.
Atsuko Okatsuka 0:13
Wow.
Right now, you know, because like some people could, you know, surpass be born soon.
Atsuko Okatsuka 0:18
today right now right now they could surpass you this isn't like a baby born every you know something seconds and then everything happens every few seconds right yeah no it's a scary thought yeah right now somewhere And also meow. But that's the good news. Kittens are being born too.
Yeah.
Atsuko Okatsuka 0:38
Yeah.
No, I'm so excited. I don't think I've laughed so hard as when I watched your father special.
Atsuko Okatsuka 0:46
Oh my gosh. Thank you so much.
And like the big sun and your colorful outfit.

How does buying a refrigerator for another woman affect a relationship?

And your mannerisms. I'm just like, I was dying. Thank you. I'm so excited. Color. Welcome back to another episode of Two Outtakes, you guys. I'm your host, Morgan. And today, I've got Otzko in the house. Wow.
Atsuko Okatsuka 1:08
Proud. No, I'm not going to. I won't start it with proud Disney adult. Okay. I mean, because we were talking about it. How do you want to brand yourself?

What are the dynamics of using public toilets in a relationship?

Atsuko Okatsuka 1:15
Oh, colorful, fun, sun. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Almost like Teletubby vibe, but not really. A little bit. Well, just like, and then I saw your other one and you had like some other like rolling looking sunset thing.
Atsuko Okatsuka 1:28
Yeah. More colors.
You bring the props to your show.
Atsuko Okatsuka 1:31
Oh gosh. I just want, yeah. You know, I just want you to be brought into my world when you meet me in a standup special. Because a lot of theaters, you know, they have their own aesthetic, but it was like built by a man like a long time ago. They weren't thinking of me.

How does sharing collectibles impact family relationships?

Atsuko Okatsuka 1:45
Yeah. You know what I mean? So I just want, you know, the audience to kind of be like, oh, who is Otsuko? You know, and so even if I'm in a space that is already decorated, I want to put my flair on it.
I love that.
Atsuko Okatsuka 2:00
Yeah.
Have you ever met a ghost at any of the theaters?
Atsuko Okatsuka 2:02
No, I'm really afraid of meeting ghosts. And I often wonder if that's why they leave me alone or I've never met one. Have you had a ghost encounter?
Not at a theater, but yeah. You have? I stayed the night in a paranormal house. Don't recommend it.
Atsuko Okatsuka 2:17
Oh, so this is you seeking it?

What happens when a partner steals clothes in a relationship?

you know you went towards it i didn't i was trying to avoid it oh but it just found me and so now when i go to the theaters because some of them are so old yeah i i ask just so i can you know be on alert and know who to look out for so this paranormal house you stayed at did you know it was before oh i see yeah that's a that's a that's an issue i didn't sign up for it that's a problem they found me But let's get into you because I have a feeling you are going to become a lot of my audience's new favorite. You just have such lore to you. Like when people meet you, how do you even know what lore to start with?
Atsuko Okatsuka 2:56
Oh, gosh. Yeah. I mean, that's why I start light with like you're like, is that a lounge fly backpack? I'm like, yes. Yes, I'm unwell and I go to Disneyland and I think about it a lot.
And you came in here like buttering me up with See's candy.
Atsuko Okatsuka 3:09
Like genuinely the sweetest guest I've ever had. You know what I was going to say is actually I was going to I said I even told my husband was home and my assistant was home. And my other friend was there before I came here. I was like, I'm going to bring the See's candy to Morgan. But I'm also hungry.

How does pet training conflict with partner dynamics?

Atsuko Okatsuka 3:25
So I'm going to be like, do you think we can open it now? Do you want one right now? Well, I just, I ate a protein bar in the car. But yeah, if you, if you want, if you're down to open it. Oh, I need to share.
I can't take this whole thing home.
Atsuko Okatsuka 3:38
Because you also just opened up about how, you know, See's Candy was your grandma's favorite. Well, I wanted to connect with you. Yeah. And I'm a grandma's girl. Not make you feel guilty so you don't eat it. And I'm a grandma's girl. I know. So when you ask about lore, it's just, you know, whatever happens naturally like that. Like now, you know, you know about me being a grandma's girl.

What are the implications of blaming a partner for business failures?

Atsuko Okatsuka 3:55
Wow. I snuck it in.
You did. I love on your set how open and vulnerable you are too.

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