Two Old Queens

GLASS ONION with Puddy Flynn & Jeanne Wagner!

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don't you think?" Huh?We're ending our series with Mothers with a ...

SENSE & SENSIBILITY with Erin Whitehead & Leni Fleming!

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Lose your heart and come to your senses."Our celebration of mothers continues with one of the best in the business! She's a former LA resident who ju...

ALMOST FAMOUS with Eliza Skinner!

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Experience it. Enjoy it. Just don't fall for it."Hold us closer, tiny dancer, because this week we're talking about ALMOST FAMOUS! Our guest this wee...

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA with Eric Hoff!

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Love Never Dies" - Bram Stoker's Dracula"But it has to live first!" - Mark Rennie's response!Grab your crucifixes because this week we're talking abo...

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN with Tim Binnall!

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"She was an ordinary housewife who gave so much... and got so little." Well, that's what you get for marrying Charles Gordon.Clear out your garbage di...

DEMOLITION MAN with Allan Traylor!

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"The future wasn't prepared for EITHER of them...and it isn't big enough for both of them." If that's not a log line for porn...This week we're headed...

THE PHILADELPHIA STORY with Dyna Moe!

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Broadway's howling year-run comedy hit of the snooty society beauty who slipped and fell - IN LOVE!" Kids, they don't write them like they used to! W...

TAXI DRIVER with Jessica Eason!

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"He's a lonely forgotten man desperate to prove that he's alive." Well then, he must be on Grindr! The Oscars are a month away, so that means we're lo...

FANTASIA with Robin Higgins!

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's "The Most Sensational Sound You'll Ever See!"That's right, we're talking about gawky, knock-kneed dancing ostriches, toddling mushrooms, and scre...

JUPITER ASCENDING with Lou Gonzalez!

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's 2023 and we're "Expanding Our Universe" by talking about JUPITER ASCENDING with writer, comedian, and podcast host Lou Gonzalez! (podcast: Mama N...

SHOWGIRLS (REDUX) with Jeff Hiller!

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"The Girls Are Back in Town" It's a brand new year and we're trying something new by re-examining something old. For the first time in Two Old Queens ...

BATMAN RETURNS with Jason O'Connell!

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"The Bat, the Cat, the Penguin" Frankly, we've been in worse threesomes. The gift of Holi-gay Jubilee keeps on gifting! This week we're talking about ...

SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER with George Heftler!

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"He's Home... But He's Not Alone." Oh good, it's so sad to be alone on Christmas!The Holi-gay Jubilee continues as we go deep on that rarest of gifts:...

CATCHIN' UP! with Mark & John!

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week John and Mark are giving everyone a taste of Catchin' Up, the new monthly podcast where they catch up on their lives, let you know what else...

ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER with Julie Brister!

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Part of every woman is a mother/actress/saint/sinner. And part of every man is a woman. Fall-modóvar continues with the award winning ALL ABOUT ...

SCREAM 5/SCREAM (2022) with Mano Agapion!

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"It's always someone you know!" Five Cold Screams has got one final gasp of glory as we talk about Scream 5/Scream (2022) with actor, writer, comedia...

ERNEST SCARED STUPID with Lauren McGuire!

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Eartha Kitt and ugly trolls? This might be gayer than it looks, Vern!Five Cold Screams keeps screaming along as we head down to Briarville, Missouri t...

HEREDITARY with Jiavani!

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Every family tree hides a secret." What a relief that for once we're not the secret!Five Cold Screams is back! And we're starting with a modern class...

THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT with Matt Baume!

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Finally, a comedy that will change the way you think, the way you feel, and most importantly... the way you dress."FINALLY! Grab your heels and wigs,...

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME with Haley Mancini!!!

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With three web-slingers (SPOILER!), you'd think this one would be pretty gay! (ANOTHER SPOILER: IT ISN'T!)The Queens are finally entering the Multiver...

HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH with Brie Ford!

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it already that day of the month? We're going on the anatomically incorrect rock odyssey that is known as HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH! When it comes ...

THE QUEEN with Eric Bernat!

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Before RuPaul's Drag Race, Before Paris Is Burning, there was The Queen"Some drag queens like to say, "There was before..." but we know better! We're...

BACK TO THE BEACH with Alex Fernie!

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a totally NEW WAVE motion picture experience!"What is it with this podcast always asking you to buckle your s...

ALL ABOUT EVE with Michael Lucid!

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"It's all about women-- and their men!" You can keep the men, for once, we're here for the women!Fasten your seat belts because we're talking about th...

THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY: BOAT TRIP!

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"The first thing Nick and Jerry want to do when they get on this boat is get off." That makes sense since as soon as we started watching this movie an...

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT with Bobby Moynihan!

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"It's the story of a man, a woman, and a rabbit in a triangle of trouble." Sounds pretty kinky! Not that we're shaming anyone! This week we're heading...

PADDINGTON 2 with Emily Gonzalez!

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"One small bear will scale new heights of adventure!" Sounds like the summer I spent in Provincetown! We all know PADDINGTON 2 is one of the few movie...

LIVE from Treefort Music Festival!: Grease! with Kyle Getz & Mike Johnson from Gayish Podcast!!!

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Grease is the word! And we're ready to tell you about it, stud.We're headed to Rydell High to finally talk about GREASE! Joining us are the delightful...

DAMAGE with Gil Ozeri!

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"With love comes risk. With obsession comes... Damage." Welcome to my college years, amIright?This week we're getting real and taking a long, hard loo...

AIRPLANE! with Toni Charline!

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!" Surely this movie's got to be a little gay!Don't ca...

DEAD POETS SOCIETY with Amanda Sitko!

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"He was their inspiration. He made their lives extraordinary." Robin Williams is Auntie Mame for straight boys! It's got mavericks in a boarding schoo...

NETWORK with Dave Theune!

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Not since the dawn of time has America experienced a man like Howard Beale!Try spending a weekend on Fire Island with him! He was a nightmare!But do y...

THE POWER OF THE DOG with Patrick McDonald!

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A story of love, hurt, and loneliness. Sounds like a gay old time!Don't get out of your saddles just yet, because we're talking about THE POWER OF THE...

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN with Ruha Taslimi!

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Love is a Force of Nature! And it's never wise to mess with mother nature!We can't believe it's taken us this long to book a trip to BROKEBACK MOUNTAI...

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN with Jason Sheridan!

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the "Singin' Swingin' Glorious Feelin' Technicolor Musical" so it's GOT to be pretty gay, right?We've got a smile on our face for the whole human...

TOTAL RECALL with Alyssa Sabo!

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"What would you do if someone stole your mind?" Frankly, I'd thank them. It's crazy in here!Get ready for the ride of your life because we're talking ...

BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS with Chase McCown!

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The closer they get to the top - the nearer they get to the bottom! Well if that's not every gay's plan for 2022, I don't know what to tell you!We're ...

THE PRINCESS SWITCH with Lisa Gilroy!

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're spending Christmas in Belgravia, so what hijinks could possibly ensue?We're looking at a movie that has launched that rare original franchise fo...

TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO with Olivia Snow Norman!

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

No way, José! Our favorite Christmas elf is back and she's as naughty as ever! You got it, dude, we're talking about actor Olivia Snow Norman! (Key &...

HOUSE OF YES with Madeline Walter!

24 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Meet Jackie O. She's elegant, glamorous, and well bred. When you've got it all, you can get away with murder.We know it's a HOUSE OF YES, but is it a ...

SCREAM 3 with Dan Lippert!

10 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The final Scream is going to be the loudest! But will it be the gayest?Hellllloooooo Sidney! Grab your favorite pillow and get ready for some emotiona...

JENNIFER'S BODY with Marcy Jarreau!

27 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

She's evil... and not just high school evil.For the end of Five Cold Screams we take a clinical look at JENNIFER'S BODY. Turns out, she's pretty hot! ...

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK with Lauren McGuire!

20 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut! But when does she come out?We're headed to a prudish New England town to discuss ELVIRA...

SOCIETY with Lucas Hazlett!

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The rich have always fed off the poor. This time it's for real!The cold screams keep on screaming as we head to Beverly Hills to break down SOCIETY wi...

THE CRAFT with Ian Carlos Crawford & Zachary Patton-Garcia!

06 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Witching Hour!For the second of our Five Cold Screams, we're shouting about THE CRAFT! We're a veritable coven this week since we're jo...

RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE with Ben Tahija!

29 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

"The infection is spreading faster than anyone could have anticipated!" This is definitely a movie from the early 2000s.The evil continues as we head ...

THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE with Beth Appel!

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This movie claims to be "Nuttier than a holiday fruitcake!" so it's got to be pretty gay, right?We're talking about THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE! Our spec...

THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE with Ben Siemon!

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Here's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore in their first feature film! We're hoping in a hot air balloon and traveling around the world to find out just how g...

THE HOUSE BUNNY with Tricia McAlpin!

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're "Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... University."We're talking about THE HOUSE BUNNY! Our special guest is writer Tric...

BEAU TRAVAIL with Oscar Montoya!

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies!For Mark's second choice, we're joining the French Foreign Legion and hea...

BATMAN AND ROBIN with Tony Rodriguez!

18 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies!Mark makes his first choice this month so head over to Gelson's and grab ...

TRUTH OR DARE with David Crabb!

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies!This week we're getting in bed with Madonna herself as we take a look at ...

CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC with Rob Warner!

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies!Don't shave your chest hair boys because we're joining all of the young m...

HELLO STRANGER: THE MOVIE with Q. Allan Brocka!

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a full-length film sequel to a Philippine web series, all of which were made during the pandemic. And we all agree that it's completely adorable....

WHITE CHRISTMAS with Jackie Clarke!

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the World's First Motion Picture in VISTAVISION, The Ultimate in Screen Presentation! It's gotta be gay, right?It may be July, but we're treating...

THE LITTLE MERMAID with Courtney Davis!

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've gone over the rainbow, and now we're heading under the sea. Grab your thing-a-ma-bobs because we're talking THE LITTLE MERMAID with writer/actor...

POINT BREAK with Frank Garcia-Hejl!

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

POINT BREAK may be "100% Pure Adrenaline" but unfortunately that's not one of our categories! We're hitting the beach in search of the perfect wave wi...

THE FIFTH ELEMENT with Jessica Ross!

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

250 years in the future, all will be lost unless the fifth element is found! Where is it? What is it? And how will Jean-Paul Gaultier dress it up? We'...

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY with Jon Gabrus!

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We told you it would be Boat Trip, but little did we know that that ship had sailed. Instead we're celebrating our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY with one of ou...

CONAN THE BARBARIAN with Megan Neuringer!

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands. This sounds like a win/win situation!We discuss CONAN THE BARBARIAN with...

THE PRINCESS BRIDE with Alec Sarche!

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Heroes. Giants. Villains. Wizards. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale.It's inconceivabl...

MULHOLLAND DR. with Drew Mackie!

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

An actress longing to be a star. A woman searching for herself. Both worlds will collide... on Mulholland Drive.Joining us to discuss where MULHOLLAND...

THE WIZARD OF OZ with Billy Fettweis!

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lions and tigers and felt! Oh my! You submitted some essays, we read those essays, and now, at episode 100, we're heading over the rainbow to finally ...

THE SOUND OF MUSIC with Marilou Rennie!

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The hills are alive! With the sound of cruising? It's our final episode of movies picked by Moms! Helping us figure out if THE SOUND OF MUSIC is as ga...

THE BEASTMASTER with Puddy Flynn and Jeanne Wagner!

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Born with the courage of an eagle, the strength of a black tiger, and the power of a god. And hopefully the curiosity of a college freshman! We're con...

EAT, PRAY, LOVE with Jennie and Susie Pierson!

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Julia Roberts travels around the world to find herself, but does she find any gay people on the way? We're talking EAT PRAY LOVE with Susie Piers...

BEST IN SHOW with Olivia & Andrea Snow Norman!

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Some pets deserve a little more respect than others! And the same could be said for children!In celebration of Mother's Day we're doing a series of ep...

LADY BIRD with Sam O!

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Laurie Metcalf may want Saoirce Ronan to be the best version of herself that she can be, but goes that make her the gayest version of herself?Joining ...

AUNTIE MAME with Nate Smith!

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!But does AUNTIE MAME provide enough man candy to feed everyone? If not, don't worry beca...

I, TONYA with David Yontef!

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's no need to have class when you have talent! She may not get the gold, but where does I, TONYA place when it comes to being the gayest movie ev...

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS with Matt Mazany!

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It would take more than a man to lead the slaves from bondage. It would take a God. But it must have taken a real queen to lead them into bondage! It'...

THE APPLE with Amber Petty!

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's 1994! The future is music and music is their future! We're taking a bite of THE APPLE with actor, writer and career coach AMBER PETTY! Follo...

WAITING FOR GUFFMAN with Josh Brekhus!

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's a good reason some talent remains undiscovered, but homophobia isn't one of them! Grab your dance belt and a tube of Chapstick because we're h...

THE WEDDING SINGER with Erin McGown!

10 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

All right, everybody out on the dance floor! No exceptions! We're going back to 1985, before the internet, before cell phones, before roller-blad...

THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (2015) with Kyle Turner!

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

"Saving the world never goes out of style!" - the tagline to this week's movie, or Tim Gunn's mantra?We're traveling back to the 1960s to learn about ...

300 with Zeke Smith!

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Who's thirsty for Spartan blood? Grab your togas and skip the carbs, because we're traveling back to 480 B.C. when anything less than a six pack of ab...

JULIE & JULIA with Ryan Rosenberg!

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

"Passion. Ambition. Butter. Do You Have What It Takes?" Heat up that skillet because we're talking about JULIE & JULIA with actor, improvisor, com...

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW with Katie Tomeny & Hayley Mervini!

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We know you've been shivering with anticipation for this one! We're taking a jump to the left, a step the right as we talk about THE ROCKY HORROR PICT...

EATING OUT with Natalie Palamides!

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Some guys will do anything to get the girl, including sleeping with her gay roommate! Joining us for a safe, socially distanced meal of EATING OUT is ...

HACKERS with D.C. Pierson!

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

"Their only crime was curiosity" sounds like someone defending their experimental phase in college.Joining us as we boot up for HACKERS is actor/autho...

MOMMIE DEAREST with Inessa Frantowski!

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready to meet the biggest MOTHER of them all?That's right, bring us the axe, and take down this bitch of a baring wall because we're talking M...

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN with Sam J. Miller!

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The copy in 1935 read "A monster in form, but human in his desire for love!" Does that describe what it's like to be gay or does it? Joining us as we ...

AIR BUD with Pat Graziosi

06 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We launch into 2021 with a movie that launched several franchises! The dog is in the house and joining us on the pod to talk about AIR BUD is such a g...

MEAN GIRLS with Chad Westbrook!

30 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then so is MEAN GIRLS!Helping us Jingle Bell Rock our way through our byzantine scoring system is the very fetch Cha...

JUST FRIENDS with Olivia Snow Norman!

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The tag line for JUST FRIENDS is "Moments like this have been ruining friendships for centuries." Will this movie ruin Mark's friendship with Olivia S...

THE FAMILY STONE with Lauren Lapkus!

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

THE FAMILY STONE asks us to feel the love. But what kind of love are they talking about? Helping us unpack the baggage we're bringing to the movie is ...

LAST HOLIDAY with Eugene Cordero!

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last holiday, y'all. Get your wishes in! When you take a script written for John Candy and re-gift it to Queen Latifah, what do you end up wi...

DIE HARD with Joey Clift!

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

While the rest of the world argues over whether or not this is a Christmas movie, we answer the real question: How gay is DIE HARD? Helping us get to ...

PIECES OF APRIL with Big Dipper!

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It wouldn't be a proper Thanksgiving without a wayward daughter and a dying mother, now would it? We're taking turkey about PIECES OF APRIL with ...

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES with Mary Sasson!

18 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the classic tale of an unhappy housewife befriending an old lady in a nursing home, what could be gayer than that? This week we're enjoying some ...

BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE with Jon Mackey!

11 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Are Bill & Ted queer allies, or a couple of medieval dickweeds?The most excellent Jon Mackey (comedian, director Big Grande, twitch show "How Ya B...

DEATH BECOMES HER with Lucas Hazlett!

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

NOW, Death Becomes Her? Comedian Lucas Hazlett (American Princess, Wrecked) brings in this classic tale of a female rivalry that literally lasts forev...

THE LOST BOYS with Todd Masterson!

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

There's nothing gay about THE LOST BOYS, but we've invited writer, comic and pug enthusiast Todd Masterson (Gay Fat Friend) on to the pod to talk abou...

THE BROOD with Lindsay Katai!

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

THE BROOD has unconventional therapy techniques, external body sacs, and creatures with, "strange eyes, no sexual organs, and no navel!" Sounds pretty...

HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II with Louis Peitzman!

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's based on a story by Clive Barker and feature S&M torture villains and a girl named Tiffany, so HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II has got to be pretty ...

THE SHINING with Brent Sullivan!

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but what's going on with that guy in the bear mask?Helping us rate THE SHINING is comedian, writer, and Sh...

MIDSOMMAR with Ify Nwadiwe!

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's got a maypole dance, a naked Jack Raynor, and someone is crowned May Queen, so MIDSOMMAR has got to be pretty gay, right?Join us and Ify Nwadiwe ...

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS with Lorraine DeGraffenreidt!

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

When the main plot of your movie is set into motion by a visit from an Avon Lady, it's got to be pretty gay, don't you think?Helping us decide if EDWA...

TERMS OF ENDEARMENT with H. Alan Scott!

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Its got the power of Shirley MacLaine and undeniable lesbian energy from Debra Winger, but is that enough to place TERMS OF ENDEARMENT amongst the top...

MERMAIDS with Santina Muha!

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If you've been holding your breath waiting for us to talk about movie staring Cher, you can now breath a sigh of relief!Who is brave enough to ask, "H...