Two Old Queens
Episodes
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS with Mike Castle!
02 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've got an updated scoring system and some new sound effects!Just in time to discuss everything that's gay about SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! Rubbing lotio...
ALIEN: COVENANT with Niccole Thurman!
26 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a sequel to a prequel where Fassbender sticks a flute in another Fassbender's mouth, so you'd think ALIEN: COVENANT is pretty gay!For the final w...
CLUE with Jeff Hiller!
19 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week for Queen's Choice John invited Jeff Hiller ("30 Rock") back to help us figure out if it was a Strident Woman causing Pool Trouble with some...
BATMAN FOREVER with Tony Rodríguez!
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
"In a chaotic time, Justice wears a mask," is the tag line for BATMAN FOREVER which makes is so of the moment! But doesn't that beg the question, how ...
SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND with Will Hines & Pam Murphy!
05 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This month is Queen's Choice! We're inviting some of our favorite guests back but this time the Queens decide what movie everyone's going to watch!Thi...
STRICTLY BALLROOM with Ele Woods!
29 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Love is in the air, but how much felt is in the Bogo Pogo? And does it require any mannequins?Join us as we pull back the red curtain to figure out wh...
FEMALE TROUBLE with Frank DeCaro!
22 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life, but where does that leave FEMALE TROUBLE when it comes to being gay?For our first John Waters...
FACE/OFF with Demarcus Wooten!
15 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage swap faces and fight over Joan Allen and Gina Gershon. Do you think there's anything gay about that? To find out, the T...
BRING IT ON! with Kate Santos and Stevie Anderson!
08 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's bitchin', got great hair, and the boys all love to stare, but how gay is BRING IT ON? To find the definitive answer, we go all the way to Nationa...
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD with Matt Apodaca!
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If Scott Pilgrim thought Romona's 7 Evil Exes were a little much, wait 'til he has to deal with 2 Old Queens!How does SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD score...
CRUISING with Eliot Glazer!
24 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's our one year anniversary, so naturally we're heading down to the meat packing district for some old school CRUISING!Our guest is actor, writer, a...
ARMAGEDDON with Erin Whitehead!
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, we could all stay lost in this moment forever, but it's time to kick some asteroid! That's right, we're talking about ARMAGEDDON! Our guest...
GINGER SNAPS with Connie Shin!
10 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we head up to Canada where everyone loves hockey and no dog is safe from a werewolf attack! That's right, we're talking about GINGER SNAPS!&...
TOP GUN with Nicole Parker!
03 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling haunted by the notion that somewhere there's a love in flames? We get it, because this week we're talking about TOP GUN!Our guest is actress, ...
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS with Gilli Nissim!
27 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Do you feel strum and drang in the air? Don't worry, it's just the Two Old Queens talking about LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS and trying to figure out how gay...
LABYRINTH with Benjamin Schrader!
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sure it's got David Bowie in tight pants and an iconic wig, but how gay is LABYRINTH, really? Our guest is actor, singer, magician, and puppeteer...
CATS with Nicole Byer!
13 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Withered leaves collecting at your feet was all the rage in the 1980s, but how does it play in 2019? Now and forever we answer all of your questions a...
GREASE 2 with Brandon Scott Jones!
06 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to go back to school again and find out if GREASE 2 will score tonight! Who's that guy we got as our extra special guest to figure this out?...
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE with Ryan Meharry!
29 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sure, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE is an epic story of love, betrayal, loneliness, and hunger, but is it gay? Helping us take a bite out of that questio...
WINDOWS with Drew Droege!
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you're waxing nostalgic for a classic lesbian panic flick, then you're gonna love WINDOWS! And you'll definitely love our extra special guest, the ...
A STAR IS BORN (2018) with Cait Raft!
15 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A star may be born, but will the new queen be de-throned? We go off in the deep end to find out if Lady Gaga's A STAR IS BORN is gayer than Barbr...
FUNNY GIRL with Jimmy Ray Bennett!
08 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Gorgeous! We know she's a FUNNY GIRL, but will Barbra rain on Miss Piggy's parade? Find out with our extra special guest, the wonderful, wonderf...
TOPSY TURVY with Paul F. Tompkins!
25 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Take a jaunty stroll with us to the Savoy Theatre as we examine TOPSY TURVY! Sure, there's lots of singing and dancing, but are there shawls? Find out...
WAYNE'S WORLD with Jackie Johnson!
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Party on, listeners because we're taking a schwing through WAYNE'S WORLD! It's excellent, but does it make you horny? Find out with our babelicious gu...
SHOWGIRLS with Jeff Hiller!
11 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I hope you're ready to dance because we're going to Vegas to breakdown SHOWGIRLS! It's a modern camp classic, but is it gay enough? Find out with our ...
PARASITE with Peter Kim!
04 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we look at current reigning Best Picture winner PARASITE! It won Oscars for Director and Best Picture, but will it win 100 for Felt or the M...
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK with Ryan Stanger!
26 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're taking a swing through RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK and it's action packed! But is the action man on man enough? Find out with our alpha male guest, ...
BEACHES with Marcy Jarreau!
19 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking BEACHES and it's everything (everything!) we wish it could be. But is it gay enough? Find out with our fabulous guest, it's MARCY JARREA...
SUPERGIRL with Becky Feldman!
12 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 80's all over again with 1984's SUPERGIRL. And what a guest, it's BECKY FELDMAN (host of the podcast "Too Stupid To Live"). It's VERY campy b...
TITANIC with Heather Anne Campbell!
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're the Queens of the World? It's TITANIC! Our series on Best Supporting Actress Oscar Nominees or Winners continues with James Cameron's mega-block...
GHOST with Mary Holland!
29 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our series of Best Supporting Actress movies continues with GHOST! And who better to discuss it than the supernaturally talented Mary Holland (Wild Ho...
CHICAGO with Naomi Ekperigin!
22 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Continuing our series of Best Supporting Actress nominated movies, we got ourselves a musical! Specifically CHICAGO! And who better to discuss it with...
KRAMER VS. KRAMER with Pam Murphy!
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our series on movies that have been nominated for or won Best Supporting Actress Oscars continues with the Academy Queen herself, Meryl Streep in KRAM...
PULP FICTION with Alana Johnston!
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s award season so we're saluting movies that have won or been nominated for Best Supporting Actress. We’re off like an adrenaline shot to your ...
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY with Will Hines!
01 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the final episode of HoliGays Jubilee 2019 and we’re talking WHEN HARRY MET SALLY! Our guest is actor and comedian Will Hines (Screw It, We’...
GREMLINS with Steve Szlaga!
25 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Our final Christmas movie of HoliGays Jubilee 2019 is GREMLINS with our good friend Steve Szlaga (Why Do You Know That?). It's got mayhem, a shirtless...
SCROOGED with Andrew Farmer!
18 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
HoliGays Jubilee 2019 has another festive Christmas episode with Andrew Farmer (Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod) talking about Scrooged. We get into ...
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS with Olivia Snow Norman!
11 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
HoliGays Jubilee 2019 has it's final Christmas episode with Olivia Snow Norman (Your First Time) talking about 2000 version of How The Grinch Stole Ch...
MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS with Zach Reino and Jess McKenna!
04 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Holigays Jubilee 2019 continues with our first Judy Garland movie MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS! We're joined by Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino of the podcast ...
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES with Kevin Chamberlin!
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin Chamberlin (Jessie, Addams Family on BROADWAY!) joins us to kick off our 6 week festival "Holigays Jubilee 2019" with ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES. Coul...
SUBMARINE with Edgar Momplaisir!
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Edgar Momplaisir (What Just Happened, Culture Kings, The Wokest) hops into the throne room to talk about the twee British coming of age movie Submarin...
THE SECRET OF NIMH with Stephen Guarino!
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's our first animated movie and what an animated episode! Stephen Guarino (EastSiders, I'm Dying Up Here, Happy Endings) joins us to discuss sexy ra...
MIDNIGHT MADNESS with Suzi Barrett!
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Game Master herself Suzi Barrett (Just Roll With It, Drunk History) brings in the 1980's scavenger hunt "comedy" MIDNIGHT MADNESS!Produced by Alec...
THE FACULTY with Joan Ford!
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
FIVE COLD SCREAMS heads back to hell! We wrapping up our horror marathon with the hilarious Joan Ford (Thundercats Roar!). She brought in the 90's sci...
SLEEPAWAY CAMP with Eva Anderson!
23 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
FIVE COLD SCREAMS is nearing rigor mortis but we're not dead yet! Eva Anderson (Comedy Bang Bang, You're The Worst, Briarpatch) brings in slasher clas...
BERSERK! with Oscar Montoya!
16 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
FIVE COLD SCREAMS lumbers on with Oscar Montoya (Bless the Harts, Spanish Aquí Presents) and the Joan Crawford circus slasher Berserk! How dramatic i...
TOURIST TRAP with Betsy Sodaro!
09 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
FIVE COLD SCREAMS continues with Betsy Sodaro (Funny Feeling, We Love Trash) and the very weird 1979 supernatural slasher Tourist Trap! Produced by Al...
SCREAM with Mano Agapion!
02 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kicking off FIVE COLD SCREAMS, our month-long HELL-a-bration of Horror, with our good friend Mano Agapion (Drag Her, We Love Trash) to talk about Wes ...
THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY with Bryan Rucker & Aggie Hewitt!
25 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Aggie Hewitt and Bryan Rucker (Goop Yourself) join us for The Talented Mr. Ripley. Is this the episode that tears the Queens apart???Produced by Alec ...
BEETLEJUICE with Niccole Thurman!
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The delightful Niccole Thurman (Black Lady Sketch Show, Shrill, The Opposition) pops in to talk Tim Burton's Beetlejuice and comes up with one of our ...
SMILE with Julie Brister!
11 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Julie Brister (Goliath Season 4 on Amazon Prime!) joins us to talk about the 1975 Michael Ritchie comedy "Smile" and breakdown Gunne Sax dresses. Poss...
TOY SOLDIERS with Dan Lippert!
04 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Dan Lippert (Big Grande, Teacher's Lounge, You're the Man Now Dog) joins the Queens to breakdown his favorite R-rated children's film "Toy Soldiers." ...
GOOD WILL HUNTING with Jon Gabrus!
28 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, Action Boyz visits his podcast progeny to discuss the 1997 Matt/Ben jock jam "Good Will Hunting". Produced by Alec Sarc...
SUSPIRIA (2018) with Bryan Safi!
21 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade, Fox's 911) joins the Queens to discuss those wacky witchy women of post-war Berlin! Plus, which muppet makes the best gay ...
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FALLOUT with Nick Wiger!
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Podcast legend Nick Wiger (Doughboys, How Did This Get Played) accepts the mission as he and the Queens run "Mission Impossible: Fallout" through the ...
THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN with Tony Rodriguez!
07 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Rodriquez (Spanish Aquí Presents) joins the Queens to discuss the classic (?) THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN. It's a bonafide musical so that's gott...
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT with Brian Gallivan!
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What's this? An actually gay movie! But HOW gay is it? The Queen are joined by writer/actor/superstar Brian Gallivan for a deep dive into Lisa Cholode...
HOOSIERS with Lennon Parham!
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The transcendent Lennon Parham joins the Queens to discuss the shiny short-shorts of the 80's inspirational classic HOOSIERS!Produced by Alec SarcheMu...
9 TO 5 with Mark Sam Rosenthal!
17 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Have we found a front-runner for gayest movie ever? Duh! Mark Sam Rosenthal joins the queens to dive deep into this classic tale of pot-fueled fantasi...
THE THIRD MAN with Dhruv Uday Singh!
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Third Man! Third Episode! Third man in the studio! It's Dhruv Uday Singh from Freeform's GOOD TROUBLE! Together, we search high and low for signs of h...
WHAT ABOUT BOB? with Toni Charline!
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Toni Charline joins us to breakdown how gay WHAT ABOUT BOB? ranks. Will it out-gay Sabrina? Remember when Bill Murray tried?Produced by Alec SarcheMus...
SABRINA (1995) with Jennie Pierson!
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In their debut episode, the queens are joined by Jennie Pierson (Blackish, Drunk History) to discuss the 1995 rom-com SABRINA. Produced by Alec Sarche...
Introducing Two Old Queens!
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
They're old! They're queens! There's two of them! It's Two Old Queens! Join Mark Rennie and John Flynn as they search for the gayest movie ever made, ...