Dirty Rush: MORE Sex Lives of Sorority Girls

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Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge 24 min 8 speakers 4 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Kyle MacLachlan 0:00
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Gia Giudice 2:39
Welcome to Dirty Rush, the truth about sorority life with your hosts, me, Gia Giudice, Daisy Kent, and Jennifer Fessler.
Jennifer Fessler 2:50
Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Dirty Rush. It is Jen here with our friend Sally Carson, and we are going to keep on talking about sex, baby. Yes. More stories. We have someone who doesn't want to give us their name. Let's hear what they got. Hi, so I went to the University of Alabama and it was my freshman year. I was in the dorms, I just joined a sorority and within the first few weeks I was pretty determined to swipe my V-card, lose my virginity. And it was kind of later than a lot of my friends and a lot of my friends had already lost their virginities and I guess I just didn't know that your cherry popping was still a thing, especially if you've like had your period for several years and put in tampons.
Jennifer Fessler 3:43
Like I just didn't think that it would be something that would happen to me. Anyways, I end up after a frat party going back to this guy's dorm. And I think it's gonna happen. We're gonna go all the way. And so we start having sex. We're having sex for the first time. And it's, of course, like everyone's first time. Very awkward. Quite painful. Not very enjoyable. And... We aren't even two minutes in and he's like, whoa, there's a lot of blood. And I have, there's like blood get all over his twin bed dorm room sheets. And he kind of like starts freaking out.

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