Horse S**t and Hoofmarks (RHOA Recap)

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Previously titled “Horse S**t and Hoofmarks (RHOA)” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 7, 2026

Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge 50 min 8 speakers 6 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Carrie Brownstein 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:02
Guaranteed human. Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:05
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:07
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:10
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:22
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:34
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:39
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:41
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (host) 0:51
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nick Turturro 1:21
I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Teddi Mellencamp 1:56
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Brooke (host) 2:06
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 2:29
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
Teddi Mellencamp 2:43
Hi, guys. Welcome back to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod with myself. And today we have Margaret Joseph filling in. How are you doing? Good. How are you? I'm good. You look like you're on vacation.
Margaret Josephs 2:54
I am. I'm in the Hamptons living my golden life.
Teddi Mellencamp 3:00
Oh, that's right. Yes. Oh, I am here. How exciting. Are you having fun?
Margaret Josephs 3:06
Yes, I am. It's great. Fantastic. No place better to be. I love being out here. I love being with my broads. It's good.
Teddi Mellencamp 3:14
I'm surprised you were able to get away.
Margaret Josephs 3:16
Yes. Well, it's a Monday. We don't work on a Monday.
Teddi Mellencamp 3:18
Oh, that's right. Okay. That's good. So that's kind of like across the board with most production companies, huh?
Margaret Josephs 3:23
Yes, which is so nice. Every day doesn't really feel like work out here. It's just fabulous. I love it.
Teddi Mellencamp 3:30
How exciting. Eddie's out of town, so I'm like bored out of my mind. He's coming back in a couple of days, but then we leave for Italy.
Margaret Josephs 3:42
I'm excited for you.
Teddi Mellencamp 3:43
Yes, I'm so excited. So I am trying to pack all my clothes on a carry on and a big satchel like to put on top of that.
Margaret Josephs 3:52
OK, that's crazy.
Teddi Mellencamp 3:54
I know. I know. Why would you do that? Because I just don't want to. Every time I fly, I swear they lose my luggage.
Margaret Josephs 4:01
No, you got no pack the important stuff in the carry on. Check the luggage. Do you know when I go to Italy, I bring like three suitcases. I buy a suitcase when I'm in Italy for the shopping. I mean, we travel.
Teddi Mellencamp 4:12
Really? Yes. Well, I'm going with kids, so I just feel like it's going to be like a more casual.

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