Bumble’s New AI Matchmaker “Bumblebee” Explained
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
It better be the perfect weather when I come up there soon. I will not have it. I need to get in that pool. Is it ready?
It's open. It's ready.
Yeah. Oh, I'm bringing my swimmies.
Mike and I are more proud of this pool than anything else we've ever accomplished. I would be too. It's a two-year process. Seriously. The pool took longer than the babies. Seriously.
Seriously.
Hello and welcome back to the Friday Feels episode of the U.F. Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. I got my crab mug here, my favorite mug.
It says crabby till I get my coffee. And there's a picture of a crab holding two cups of coffee for anyone who's listening. An angry crab.
Why is dating considered a luxury in 2026?
An angry crab. You are really, if you move to Florida, do you just turn into someone's like grandma? Like immediately?
I'm the Chachka King.
Yes. I'm the Chachka Chooch. Do you have it in... Do you have them behind a glass break front in your dining room?
You know, I had this theory. I do. I had this theory that when men get a girlfriend or get into a relationship, you have all this other time that you used to use to try and fuck that you have to, like, put into something. Like, I had a buddy that, like, he started baking biscuits. And I was like, what? And he was like, I got really into the butterfat content. And, like, that's why men have a shed. Like, it's like, what's Mike into? What is Mike's... display like, and if you're, if the guy you're dating has no weird hobby or weird thing he's into, he's cheating on you. He's cheating on you. Yeah. It's over. Yeah.
Well, I think that's like how you slowly devolve into like that dad stereotype of like the Phil Dunphy for modern families, because you just kind of have this extra time. Mike likes running and he likes, we have this little like greenhouse thing. So he's gotten very into like plants and,
Really? So he is a green thumb. He is. He's trying to.
It's not doing that well.
So he's like researching and he's looking it up and taking some happiness from planting and seeing it grow.
Yes, he's like, yeah, he's gotten into the gardening situation or like wants to. He's like, it's a work in progress.
Right.
The thing about gardening is that you spend like, you spend a lot of money and time and energy on growing something that you could pick up at the store for like $2. Like you could pick up like a whole, all of the lemons that he's trying to grow, you could pick up. At the store. But I guess you don't get the same sense of fulfillment.
Right. Well, if you grew those lemons while on a deserted island, you would get a lot more satisfaction. You'd be like, oh my God, I made this thing. And if you do it in your yard, you're like, you're shitty lemons compared to the ones done with chemicals. Right.
Yeah, they're like green.
They're huge.
Right. Yeah. They're like small and green and shit, but like you grew them yourself. So there is a sense of pride in that. So what's your what's your weird hobby?
I guess I'm starting to figure out I got to figure out where I fit in in the weird hobby world. You know, I my weird probably comedy golf. Golf is comedy is more of your job. I know, but I love doing it. And the, you know, stand up. Stand-up, you have to treat kind of like a car you're working on in the garage, like a classic car. You're always tinkering. So I think that's what makes a good act. I think if you force an act about... Like, I think if you... If an act is desperate, it's probably hacky, in my opinion.
Oh, for sure. I mean, anything's desperate.
Right. Like, if you see someone... Like, there was, like, this whole thing about, like, Spirit Airlines went out of business. So, like, every comic that had a Spirit Airlines joke about how it was the Greyhound of the Sky and how it was... How horrible Spirit was, like... there was like all these tweets and threads about like, oh, you got to retire those jokes. And I'm like, if you have that joke, you're desperate for a laugh. Like you're desperate to just, there's a desperation. Like Spirit Airlines retiring shouldn't ruin your act.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:50
2
Why is dating considered a luxury in 2026?
0:50–19:12
3
What are the challenges of dating in today's economy?
19:12–42:39
4
How does Bumble's new AI matchmaker 'Bumblebee' work?
42:39–49:26
5
What are the implications of AI in modern dating?
49:26–51:15