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He Matched With Me… And My Brother! A Dating App Nightmare

22 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What challenges do Jordana and Jared face with NYC heat and aging?

0.031 - 13.146 Jared Freed

let's do it flying in and doing this day of tough flights take me out now you're old what a way to find out

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13.379 - 16.504 Jordana Abraham

Hello and welcome back to the UF Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.

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16.584 - 23.494 Jared Freed

And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be in studio with you, Jordana.

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23.554 - 34.09 Jordana Abraham

How are you today? I'm great. I'm sweaty. It couldn't, New York, it just couldn't go, it couldn't be like 72. It had to be, it had to go from 55 to 87. I don't, you're right.

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34.31 - 39.257 Jared Freed

It just had to. Listen, I've been in a bad mood since I got here and I think it's because of the heat here.

Chapter 2: Is it a red flag if a man in his late 30s sleeps in a twin bed?

39.277 - 40.239 Jordana Abraham

So f***ing hot.

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40.339 - 41.901 Jared Freed

And it's worse than Florida.

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41.881 - 46.03 Jordana Abraham

The city retains the heat.

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46.19 - 71.177 Jared Freed

Yes. It's muggy, and it's annoying, and you have all your stuff on your back. I'm just saying, there are these subtle differences that go a long way. Florida, everywhere you go, AC blaring, going. We're just crushing the ozone. Rightfully so, it's our right. The opposite of Europe. The opposite. And you walk in, everything's made, built for heat. Manhattan seems to be built for nothing.

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71.698 - 79.431 Jared Freed

It's horrible, it's annoying in the winter, it's annoying in the summer. Spring and the fall. It's built for the fall. There's 10 good weather days in New York City.

79.411 - 82.155 Jordana Abraham

Yes. Well, we missed them. That's what I'm saying. It's 87 now.

82.555 - 91.447 Jared Freed

Yeah, gone. It's over. Because I got here. I was annoyed. I was waiting for the Uber at the airport. I was annoyed. I was like, I don't know. I was like, why am I in a bad mood?

Chapter 3: Is it acceptable to date while living with an ex?

92.088 - 111.77 Jared Freed

Because it's so hot. Because it was hot. And I'm like, but I am of the heat. You're of the heat. You should know how to handle this. Right, at this point. I don't know. Immediate bad mood. I had an issue with the Uber, but it's great to be here. It's good to be in New York. It's good to be with you. Yes, you flew in. Flew in specifically to tape this one episode.

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Chapter 4: What makes matching with your brother on a dating app a dealbreaker?

111.79 - 129.186 Jared Freed

Sort of. Kind of. We had other things going on. So we're here. We're on YouTube. If you're watching, hi, YouTube land back in studio. So I flew here today and I'm like, I'm feeling tired. Like I am feeling tired. And I've also traveled three weeks in a row, different states.

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130.028 - 132.733 Jordana Abraham

I mean, yeah, you travel a lot.

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132.833 - 136.1 Jared Freed

But it's hitting me, but I think you said it's my age, that I'm an old man.

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136.12 - 137.843 Jordana Abraham

Not just you.

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138.785 - 140.267 Jared Freed

We're all getting old.

140.288 - 162.907 Jordana Abraham

I feel like a real sign of aging, and we're older than production. So maybe they haven't felt this yet. The kids in production. We'll have to ask them. Because I used to book, like, beach by noon, book the first flight out, the, like, 6 a.m. flight, get to the destination by, like, 9, think you'll have, like, a full beach day. Now I do that.

162.947 - 168.476 Jordana Abraham

Like, I tried doing that in the past year, and you're just, like... You have to wake up at like 4 a.m.

168.897 - 169.158 Jared Freed

Yes.

169.538 - 170.64 Jordana Abraham

And I can't do that anymore.

Chapter 5: How does the cost of a first date impact perceptions?

177.893 - 178.133 Jordana Abraham

Yes.

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178.354 - 190.514 Jared Freed

You can get to two. Like I try to go as long as I can on a day where I do first flight out. But it's tough. It's tough. I mean, I fly. The thing I've been doing lately is doing the night before. So I land there.

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190.534 - 191.475 Jordana Abraham

That's a rich person thing.

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191.535 - 194.559 Jared Freed

That is a rich person thing. I know, but it is. You're right.

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194.579 - 201.607 Jordana Abraham

Because you look at the hotel, you're like, I could pay an extra whatever. It's going to be more. You have to pay for an extra night of the hotel.

201.667 - 202.788 Jared Freed

Right. No, the cost add up.

202.808 - 209.096 Jordana Abraham

To do the night before. That's why you do first flight outs. You're like, oh, I'll get the whole day, but I won't pay for that night.

209.176 - 215.083 Jared Freed

It is a cheap person's way to go. That is my way to go. That's our way. I was first flight.

215.143 - 217.165 Jordana Abraham

I don't think I can handle it anymore, though.

Chapter 6: Can a noticeable lisp be a dealbreaker in dating?

220.811 - 240.705 Jared Freed

I mean, for me, a lot of times it's I have to do two shows that night. First flight out, 5 a.m. But I do, yeah, it's all, my back hurts, my hip. Were you in Economy? I was in Economy. I was in Comfy Plus. I got upgraded to Comfy Plus. Okay. Next to a guy I knew who knew me.

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241.394 - 241.774 Jordana Abraham

Okay.

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242.055 - 251.463 Jared Freed

Brutal. He knew you. Brutal. Absolutely. He knew me. He goes, Jared. He did the Jared. And I go, hey. He's a fan?

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Chapter 7: What insights do Jordana and Jared share about dating app etiquette?

251.483 - 263.794 Jared Freed

No, we've done like some work together and I didn't know him right away. He handled it great. And he was sitting right next to you. Right next to me. So we had to have like a 10 minute and then you have that moment where you're like, earphone in. Yes.

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263.814 - 266.997 Jordana Abraham

Are we done now? You can't do it too soon.

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267.778 - 290.162 Jared Freed

No. But someone's got to do it. Someone had to do it. And I literally, I had like a, like there was like a moment where I put the earphone up to my ear. Like he's on this side. I like went like this and he was like, and another thing. I was like, oh God, I got another 10 minutes here. That's so funny. Yeah. He was very nice. I got to say, like if he hears this, he was, he did a great job.

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290.522 - 291.664 Jared Freed

Some people could be good at that.

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Chapter 8: How do Jordana and Jared wrap up their dating discussions?

291.744 - 298.254 Jared Freed

He was good at it. We had a little chit chat. okay, me on my phone, you on your phone, we're done.

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298.274 - 299.957 Jordana Abraham

That's a person you might want to speak to again.

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299.997 - 311.329 Jared Freed

Yes. We passed the test. We, as a group, because some people are like, and New York, when are you going back again? You're like... Oh my God, now we're related?

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311.53 - 330.452 Jordana Abraham

That's so funny. I mean, Mike would, Mike says that about me. He's like, when we take the train together, when we take the train together, he's like, I'll be like talking to him and then he'll be like putting his, I'm like, hello. He would say I'm not good at that, but only with him.

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330.472 - 332.234 Jared Freed

Well, you would think you'd be on the same page.

332.254 - 333.095 Jordana Abraham

I just do the tap.

333.115 - 344.267 Jared Freed

Hey, hey, hey, what are you thinking about? You thinking about stuff? You want to hold hands? Want to hug the whole way to New York? Speaking of Mike.

344.287 - 347.151 Jordana Abraham

He gets excited when there's no seats left and we have to sit separately.

349.033 - 351.055 Jared Freed

I would be the same way. I'd be like, oh, ta-ta.

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