My Boyfriend's Side Hustle Is Ruining Our Relationship

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What personal milestones are shared at the beginning of the episode?

Jordana Abraham 0:00
Your hair is looking great.
Jared Freed 0:01
My hair is really.
Jordana Abraham 0:02
41 years old and you haven't lost it.
Jared Freed 0:04
And I'm growing it out.
Jordana Abraham 0:05
It looks like it's getting longer.
Jared Freed 0:07
It's getting longer.
Jordana Abraham 0:08
Wow.
Jared Freed 0:08
I'm going to give it away to a man in need.
Jordana Abraham 0:12
You're going to be like one of those, they make male extensions.
Jared Freed 0:16
Yeah. Out of my human hair. I'm going to. My mom.
Jordana Abraham 0:20
Cut it. Cut it.
Jared Freed 0:21
It is so funny.
Jordana Abraham 0:22
It's impressive.
Jared Freed 0:23
My mom. Sometimes I have to look at my mom and go, well, other women that I want to fuck like it. Like, I have to be like, my girlfriend likes it. Hair, skin, teeth has been my like- And nails. And nails. Well, nails always.
Jordana Abraham 0:38
You're like a horse.
Jared Freed 0:39
I'm a whore.
Jordana Abraham 0:47
Hello, and welcome back to the You Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
Jared Freed 0:50
And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be here in studio with you, Jordana. How are you?
Jordana Abraham 0:58
We're back.
Jared Freed 0:59
We're back. In studio. The bitches are back.
Unknown 1:03
Hi.
Jared Freed 1:03
Hey-o. What's going on? How are you? How are you? How are the Twisters? How's Mike? How's Ron?
Jordana Abraham 1:13
We're all good. I would say... The thing about new parenthood is like it's just a lot of the same shit over and over and over again. Repetitive. So if you're someone who likes just kind of like a routine, like a heavy routine.
Jared Freed 1:29
Yeah.
Jordana Abraham 1:30
It is all routine.
Jared Freed 1:33
Do it.
Jordana Abraham 1:33
And if you like deviate from the routine, like you have to pay in one way or another.
Jared Freed 1:38
How do you have to pay, like if the nap gets screwed up, your night's screwed up type of thing?
Jordana Abraham 1:42
If the nap gets screwed up, then the feeding schedule's screwed up, then they don't sleep properly, and then you have to make sure you feed them on time so they're not angry or fussy. It's like a lot of- They're getting big.
Jared Freed 1:57
They are. I saw the picture the other day, and I was like, oh, they have like baby cheeks now. Like they have like the big fat cheeks.
Jordana Abraham 2:04
Yeah, they look like real people. Sometimes I look at them and I'm like, you look more like a child almost than a baby.
Jared Freed 2:13
Than a blob.
Jordana Abraham 2:14
Yes.
Jared Freed 2:14
Yeah.
Jordana Abraham 2:15
And that's great. I think it's nice to get a lot more. from them. They giggle, they smile, they are sort of interacting with each other. They're starting to be interested in Ron. I'm like, I'm interested in that, yeah.
Jared Freed 2:30
So they're starting to take notice there's an animal in here.
Jordana Abraham 2:33
Yeah, like they're smiling when he's like, when he's like sniffing.
Jared Freed 2:36
And how's Ron doing?
Jordana Abraham 2:38
He's a little better.
Jared Freed 2:39
Is he getting better?
Jordana Abraham 2:40
A little bit. I think he's, I think he's chilled out. He's not like, I don't know if it's the neutering or whatever it is, but he's... It's definitely the neutering. He's like, I think he knows, he's like, They're getting along.
Jared Freed 2:51
Okay. Yeah. Listen, the family's gelling. I like to hear that.
Jordana Abraham 2:54
He's still annoying. He still has diarrhea from time to time. So do I. Oh, you know.
Jared Freed 2:59
I'm still annoying. I still have loose bowels. Ron and I have a lot in common. That's true. You go to the bathroom, though. I sit there. I take a moment.
Jordana Abraham 3:08
Yeah, but Ron will just go wherever. Well, last night I was getting the guest room prepared for my sister, Dr. Naomi, and her family that are coming. They're all coming. This weekend, yes.
Yes.
Jordana Abraham 3:18
Oh, my God. And I told her I'm sleep training the babies. So bring your white noise machine because it's happening in your rooms right next to theirs. But we went in to like move around the sheets and stuff like change the sheets and just noticed a week old diarrhea shit from Ron. A week old diarrhea shit.
Jared Freed 3:36
Oh yeah. That's not like a lot. You didn't smell, the house is huge. You didn't smell it from the other wing of the house?
Jordana Abraham 3:43
I couldn't even smell it when I was like in there. Really? Maybe it was because it was a week old and it was just hard. It was like hard. I guess Ron and I don't have a lot in common. That's what I'm saying. There is a difference. I had to really scrub it. Really get in there and scrub it out.
Jared Freed 3:57
Really?
Jordana Abraham 3:58
I mean, yeah. It was like melded.
Jared Freed 3:59
And then you can't even. After a week. Yeah.
Jordana Abraham 4:00
And it's like been hot.
Jared Freed 4:02
And you can't even. It's melded. Thanks for ruining everyone's day.

How does a vacation to Morocco impact a new relationship?

Jordana Abraham 4:05
It's melded into the floor.
Jared Freed 4:06
I guess. I mean, you can't even yell at Ron for that. He's like, it's a week ago. You missed out. Yeah. You can't yell at me. He didn't give a shit. Yeah.
Jordana Abraham 4:14
He was like, should have walked.

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