My Boyfriend's Side Hustle Is Ruining Our Relationship
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What personal milestones are shared at the beginning of the episode?
Your hair is looking great.
My hair is really.
41 years old and you haven't lost it.
And I'm growing it out.
It looks like it's getting longer.
It's getting longer.
Wow.
I'm going to give it away to a man in need.
You're going to be like one of those, they make male extensions.
Yeah. Out of my human hair. I'm going to. My mom.
Cut it. Cut it.
It is so funny.
It's impressive.
My mom. Sometimes I have to look at my mom and go, well, other women that I want to fuck like it. Like, I have to be like, my girlfriend likes it. Hair, skin, teeth has been my like- And nails. And nails. Well, nails always.
You're like a horse.
I'm a whore.
Hello, and welcome back to the You Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be here in studio with you, Jordana. How are you?
We're back.
We're back. In studio. The bitches are back.
Hi.
Hey-o. What's going on? How are you? How are you? How are the Twisters? How's Mike? How's Ron?
We're all good. I would say... The thing about new parenthood is like it's just a lot of the same shit over and over and over again. Repetitive. So if you're someone who likes just kind of like a routine, like a heavy routine.
Yeah.
It is all routine.
Do it.
And if you like deviate from the routine, like you have to pay in one way or another.
How do you have to pay, like if the nap gets screwed up, your night's screwed up type of thing?
If the nap gets screwed up, then the feeding schedule's screwed up, then they don't sleep properly, and then you have to make sure you feed them on time so they're not angry or fussy. It's like a lot of- They're getting big.
They are. I saw the picture the other day, and I was like, oh, they have like baby cheeks now. Like they have like the big fat cheeks.
Yeah, they look like real people. Sometimes I look at them and I'm like, you look more like a child almost than a baby.
Than a blob.
Yes.
Yeah.
And that's great. I think it's nice to get a lot more. from them. They giggle, they smile, they are sort of interacting with each other. They're starting to be interested in Ron. I'm like, I'm interested in that, yeah.
So they're starting to take notice there's an animal in here.
Yeah, like they're smiling when he's like, when he's like sniffing.
And how's Ron doing?
He's a little better.
Is he getting better?
A little bit. I think he's, I think he's chilled out. He's not like, I don't know if it's the neutering or whatever it is, but he's... It's definitely the neutering. He's like, I think he knows, he's like, They're getting along.
Okay. Yeah. Listen, the family's gelling. I like to hear that.
He's still annoying. He still has diarrhea from time to time. So do I. Oh, you know.
I'm still annoying. I still have loose bowels. Ron and I have a lot in common. That's true. You go to the bathroom, though. I sit there. I take a moment.
Yeah, but Ron will just go wherever. Well, last night I was getting the guest room prepared for my sister, Dr. Naomi, and her family that are coming. They're all coming. This weekend, yes.
Yes.
Oh, my God. And I told her I'm sleep training the babies. So bring your white noise machine because it's happening in your rooms right next to theirs. But we went in to like move around the sheets and stuff like change the sheets and just noticed a week old diarrhea shit from Ron. A week old diarrhea shit.
Oh yeah. That's not like a lot. You didn't smell, the house is huge. You didn't smell it from the other wing of the house?
I couldn't even smell it when I was like in there. Really? Maybe it was because it was a week old and it was just hard. It was like hard. I guess Ron and I don't have a lot in common. That's what I'm saying. There is a difference. I had to really scrub it. Really get in there and scrub it out.
Really?
I mean, yeah. It was like melded.
And then you can't even. After a week. Yeah.
And it's like been hot.
And you can't even. It's melded. Thanks for ruining everyone's day.
How does a vacation to Morocco impact a new relationship?
It's melded into the floor.
I guess. I mean, you can't even yell at Ron for that. He's like, it's a week ago. You missed out. Yeah. You can't yell at me. He didn't give a shit. Yeah.
He was like, should have walked.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What personal milestones are shared at the beginning of the episode?
0:00–4:05
2
How does a vacation to Morocco impact a new relationship?
4:05–4:15
3
What expectations were set for intimacy during the trip?
4:15–6:55
4
How can communication improve relationship dynamics?
6:55–41:10
5
What feedback does the listener give about the gym guy's approach?
41:10–41:52
6
How does the conversation shift to discuss the gym guy's intentions?
41:52–42:35
7
What are the implications of the boyfriend's long working hours on the relationship?
42:35–43:31
8
How do the hosts analyze the listener's dating dilemma involving a colonoscopy?
43:31–1:24:19