202 - What REALLY Happens At The Pentagon? Our TOP Secret Mission | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 202

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What is the Unsubscribe Podcast doing at the Pentagon?

Brandon Herrera 1:09
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile and wonder, how did I get here?
The Fat Electrician 1:14
So are we. And Nick, what were you saying earlier? Or Brandon, we were like kind of semi-comedians who were just doing shows and then suddenly.
Brandon Herrera 1:24
Yeah, we were like a couple episodes ago. It's like, oh, it feels like a couple episodes ago. We're just doing random like local stand-up comedian friends of ours. And now we're in the Pentagon.
Unknown Speaker 1:35
Not only are we in the Pentagon, we're one of the only people to get authorization to drink in the Pentagon?
Eli Doubletap 1:42
There was a whole process, apparently.
Brandon Herrera 1:44
A lot of paperwork to get this case of White Claw here.
Unknown Speaker 1:48
These might be the first White Claws ever drank in the Pentagon. I think that's what they told us. We might be making history.
Brandon Herrera 1:55
I'm so sorry. With that being said...
Eli Doubletap 2:01
What the fuck are we doing, guys? So it's just a normal box.
The Fat Electrician 2:05
I know. That's what I said. When they say case, is it 24 or 12?
Eli Doubletap 2:09
Yeah.
The Fat Electrician 2:10
Do we have grape in there?
Brandon Herrera 2:12
We don't have grape.
Eli Doubletap 2:13
Black cherry. Black cherry.
Brandon Herrera 2:15
Black cherry. You're getting bougie with the flavors already. Dude, if we got two a piece. No.
Unknown Speaker 2:22
Three. Three a piece. Three a piece? Oh, yeah. Oh, they're cold, too. Oh, yeah. The army's awesome. You know what that means, guys?
Brandon Herrera 2:40
Oh, man.
Eli Doubletap 2:40
It tastes so much better knowing how much paperwork went into getting it.
Unknown Speaker 2:44
First one to finish a White Claw in the Pentagon.
Eli Doubletap 2:46
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
Unknown Speaker 2:49
It's always a competition with you, Nick. Gotta be first.
Brandon Herrera 2:53
It competes in ways that we didn't even know.
Unknown Speaker 2:55
Now I'm going for second.
Brandon Herrera 3:02
It's so cold. Nick runs out of booze immediately. Nick runs out of booze immediately.
Unknown Speaker 3:06
I mean, you gotta get it started the right way.
Brandon Herrera 3:08
Fair enough.
Eli Doubletap 3:10
I'll be the second person to finish the White Claw in the Pentagon.
Unknown Speaker 3:14
And he didn't even cry. It's so cold. Hi, welcome everyone. Welcome to the Pentagon. All the boys we got in last night.
Eli Doubletap 3:23
Today we're gonna be... I don't know. We're having fun today. We get to interview... A couple of privates and specialists.
Brandon Herrera 3:31
Also, fun game, real quick. Take a shot at home every time you hear the word Pentagon. Starting now. You're already dead if you've tried it before.
The Fat Electrician 3:40
Pentagon, Pentagon.
Brandon Herrera 3:42
Cody tries to kill the audience.
Eli Doubletap 3:44
With Brandon this morning, it's like, well, I thought we were training for a fight.
Brandon Herrera 3:48
Yeah, I thought we were going to the Octagon. What have I been training for?
Unknown Speaker 3:51
I can't wait for the YouTube title to hit the algorithm. Unsub, Drunk from the Pentagon. What? Oh, they're not kidding. Right. It's not clickbait. Clickbait.
Brandon Herrera 4:04
Oh, shit.
Unknown Speaker 4:06
Hey, guys. Welcome. Welcome. Oh, who do we have first? I'm going to start.
Eli Doubletap 4:10
We're going to hang out for a little bit.
Brandon Herrera 4:12
Bring out our first guest to Who Wants to Get Demoted? Hello.
Sergeant Major Stevens 4:17
I heard there was a distinguished group, a band of brothers here. What's up?
Unknown Speaker 4:22
How you doing?
Sergeant Major Stevens 4:22
Walking past, and I was like, well, let me just drop in real quick. How you guys doing?
Unknown Speaker 4:26
Doing good. Doing good.
Sergeant Major Stevens 4:28
You hopping in? No. This is your hot seat, bro.
Unknown Speaker 4:32
I feel like I'm in a bullpen here. You should be. You ever seen Between Two Ferns? No. No? Well, this is Between Four Idiots.
Sergeant Major Stevens 4:41
Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. That's a pleasure having you on. Appreciate you making time. Yeah, no, thank you guys.

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Chapters

3 chapters
1 What is the Unsubscribe Podcast doing at the Pentagon? 1:09–10:02 2 How did the gang manage to drink White Claw at the Pentagon? 10:02–1:28:03 3 What are the funniest military experiences shared by the gang? 1:28:03–2:03:39

Speakers

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Unknown Speaker 17 min Dave Butler 16 min Eli Doubletap 15 min Vern Daly 15 min Brandon Herrera 14 min Rob Haney 12 min Sergeant Major Mullinax 10 min Sergeant Major Garza 6 min Sergeant Major Stevens 5 min The Fat Electrician 1 min Donut Operator

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