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202 - What REALLY Happens At The Pentagon? Our TOP Secret Mission | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 202
03 Mar 2025
Chapter 1: What is the Unsubscribe Podcast doing at the Pentagon?
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile and wonder, how did I get here?
So are we. And Nick, what were you saying earlier? Or Brandon, we were like kind of semi-comedians who were just doing shows and then suddenly.
Yeah, we were like a couple episodes ago. It's like, oh, it feels like a couple episodes ago. We're just doing random like local stand-up comedian friends of ours. And now we're in the Pentagon.
Not only are we in the Pentagon, we're one of the only people to get authorization to drink in the Pentagon?
There was a whole process, apparently.
A lot of paperwork to get this case of White Claw here.
These might be the first White Claws ever drank in the Pentagon. I think that's what they told us. We might be making history.
I'm so sorry. With that being said...
What the fuck are we doing, guys? So it's just a normal box.
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Chapter 2: How did the gang manage to drink White Claw at the Pentagon?
Yeah, yeah. Shout out, Tyler, Sugar Free, Stevens. Based out of Birmingham, Spartan Fitness. Nice.
I see that the family Cool Ass Nicknames has kind of been passed on.
You saw that, right?
Sugar Free is an awesome nickname. Could you imagine having to fight somebody whose nickname was Sugar? That'd be hilarious.
That's what? Yeah. Yo, Sucralose, get over here. Good old Stevia Johnson. Yeah.
So your son wants to fight in the octagon. You work at the Pentagon. Any other significant shapes in the family?
Man, you caught me off guard with that. Because my youngest son plays college basketball. So, I mean, that's a rectangle.
But you used to play in a diamond, though.
Very good. I like that. Might need to bring you into the Army G1. That's just dad jokes. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the funniest military experiences shared by the gang?
Is that approval? We can get a copy of that?
There it is. Can we get four?
Can we read it?
Yeah.
I was an electrician three years ago, and now the Pentagon's making exceptions for me to come be an idiot.
Yeah, that's right. But I mean, honestly, the scent...
Just going that through. Sir, can you sign this?
Huh? Why? It took a little explanation. I think we're hosting an event. Is that what this is? We're hosting an event that serves alcohol. We did it. Approximately 12 White Claws. I think it says 8 on the memo. 8 White Claws.
The infamous White Claw 8 pack. Available at every gas station. Don't ask questions.
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